Dara O'Briain Live At The Apollo Part 1

[FaptazticSpaztic]

He has legs!? I've only ever seen him in Mock the Week haha

[mihaimoldo]

best up name ever! grats and ty:D

[Canine021]

Is the author of this video called AssRaptor? O_o

[thebethangel]

@Canine021 No he's called ArseRaptor

[Canine021]

@thebethangel

I do know that ;)

I just mean... "Word for bottom"Raptor... Interesting name, s'all :D

[thebethangel]

@Canine021 x)

[benzagel]

pour Detol into a what? Can't understand the accent.

[gimmeheadpeace]

@benzagel 'into a Yakult'.

[printerbabe]

I live in Derby - I'm quite proud to be from where those guys saw Dara :)

[AliJ528491]

Why did some people say they don't like this!!!! Dara O' Briain is hilarious!!!!

[beamerball666]

He is so funny

[BlackFlameSupremacy]

Where is that one located?

[mattlaw92]

@BlackFlameSupremacy London

[Deanbass77]

I feel tired just watching him move. How many calories does Dara consume in a day to maintain that level of movement??

[BlackFlameSupremacy]

Is this not the New York Apollo?



[edsheadsaid]

@BlackFlameSupremacy No, its THE Apollo.

[jusalitlprik]

@BlackFlameSupremacy

The real apollo is in new york, but London has one as well

[heaphcakes1988]

not just cos im irish but i do think he is one of the funniest men alive

[Mau5ified67777777]

song at the start.. ?

[MrJohnbekx]

i loved it wen he said "haha, this'll go on youtube" :p

[FearlessSpinner]

8 people are asbo daleks!

[Obsidian1392]

hey what's the intro song?

[SyndicateofSonic]

"What happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult?"

[catscanflyhigh]

This a great demonstration of the antonym of funny.

[hobbes71002]

@catscanflyhigh This was a great demonstration of the antonym of wit.

[catscanflyhigh]

@hobbes71002 Yup that sure was

[TheSorrow1O1]

@catscanflyhigh

Your opinion might have some legitimacy if your videos didn't consist of you mumbling about looking and acting like a fucking schoolchild.

[catscanflyhigh]

@TheSorrow1O1 Yes because a) Your videos affect whether or not you are right. If i said 1+1=2 i'd be correct. But if i had a video of a panda on my account then 1+1 would cease to equal 2. b) Acting like a school child is wrong, ESPECIALLY if you are one. (i am one)

[TheSorrow1O1]

@catscanflyhigh

If your going to go out of your way (as your doing) to tell the world how shit Dara O'Briain expect people to bring up your own - mind-numbingly stupid - comedy. I don't think your much younger then me so don't bother with the "I'm young, I'm allowed to be a prick, routine". And when I was younger I never went out of my way to leave hate on things that other people enjoy. If I didn't like something I wouldn't watch it let alone SEEK the thing out.

[catscanflyhigh]

@TheSorrow1O1 Nice strawman. I wasn't using age as an excuse for being a prick. I using being a schoolchild as an excuse for acting like a school child. I can seek out and criticize whatever i like and i don't see why me doing this upsets you any more than seeking out things i love and praising them.

[gunnersaurus012]

@JaceValm this IS on YouYube. thats how you watched it. duh

[KstewSweetface]

@gunnersaurus012 He said that!

[JaceValm]

HAHA! This'll go on YouTube.

[XxDisasterZoneXx]

@patsyklein1 It's by basement jaxx and I think it's called bingo bango ;)

[patsyklein1]

@XxDisasterZoneXx

Thnx!

[JSJ07]

Number one comedian

[ohhhhshag]

anyone know what the open tune is called????

[patsyklein1]

@ohhhhshag Dude, let me know if you find out. Been looking for it 4 ages.

[iNick909]

What Happen If You Put Dettol Into a yakullt ....XD thumbs up if you agree

[Fifixo]

@iNick909 I really want to try it! :P

[MissSizzle1]

Brilliant! One of the best comedians I know, apart from Michael Mcintyre and Russell Howard!

[itzLeo]

Dara shut the fuck up and get Frankie out

[GoldenChild21st]

i dont get the dettol and yackult joke will some1 explain ?

[Miller3001]

@GoldenChild21st Dettol's Motto: Kills 99.9% of bacteria.

Yakult's Motto: Yakult is a probiotic drink, with a live probiotic strain of good bacteria to help improve gut health and support your natural body defences.

CopyPasta is my friend.

[MakonianLuv]

@GoldenChild21st Yackult is made with bacteria inside it.

[aviomarinoli]

good to have you here my fake doctor friend <3

[TheJamesmcgilloway]

THE WAR IS ENDED!! Thank you "PARAZONE STRONGEST BLEACH".. BOOM!!!

[theirishnation2k10]

I poured detol into a yakult an it turned purple O.o

[Theodosiou74]

i really want to hit him in the back of the head with a wet fish

[hestheman929]

If you pour dettol into a Yakult the universe will implode.

[Terrra91]

@hestheman929 Thats funny that I was just about to say the same thing lol

[mynameisgod100]

lol he sais haha this will go on youtube and it has

[Tarynus]

"Genuinly, without any setting up, I had Robin Hood, the Sherrif of Nottingham & the Merry Men in the front row!"

God, I wish I'd been there XD

[KakashiFTWHatake]

Detol in Yakult . . . thats an experiment waiting to happen! XD

[JamieHowitt]

@gazawrc

It is .1% :P

[kalok88]

Anyone think he looks like the dad in The Incredibles? =P

[jdhathrisen]

What happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult?

[HorsemadxEmma]

@jdhathrisen PMSL!

[argetlamgirl711]

Asbo Dalek, eh? Sounds like a good halloween costume to me...

i flipping LOVE dara!

[OODDLuke]

@JeffHardyRulezz1 and then there's you with no sense of how to spell >.>

[Cybergig00]

FUCK

moving to england, i have to google 1/2 the terms.

Still funny stuff though. 

[AikoooH]

@Cybergig00 Oh it's sooo worth it. ;P

[TheBrianBurr]

I swear that's Alex Ried behind the boxer dude..? I Love Dara... <3

[tinkerandchippy]

how the hell can six people NOT like dara o'briain??? =O

[xSolraccarloSx]

@tinkerandchippy They don't understand Irish accents lol

[matrixphijr]

@xSolraccarloSx I'm American, and unfortunately can barely understand his accent, primarily because he talks so quickly. But I laugh myself to tears every time I see him just from his mannerisms and the random words I pick out of his monologue that make his sentences sound like, "Hoy da bubbly mack pittin PORNOGRAPHY."

[treytoshable]

@matrixphijr hoy da bubbly? hhahahah

[matrixphijr]

@treytoshable So maybe I overstated the Irish accent, lol.

[goldendrago]

@ManOfGomau there is absolutely nothing ironic about that.

[godslayerno1]

when dettol is put in yakkult the drink becomes toxic...

and...

It creates anti-matter, tearing a rift in space-time, thus manifesting a black hole and causing the destruction of the Solar System.

[Obsidian1392]

@ManOfGomau swear down ma bruther

[Drogsboy98]

British humor may be good but Irish Humor is well better shame theirs little of it around

[abedishot]

the irish accent makes jokes funnier

[NewAccountFFS]

@abedishot Pft, the Brummy or Geordie accent makes jokes funny as fuck as well.. the Scottish accent makes crude jokes funnier ;D

[rugbycrazyrugbymad]

Yakult!

[Numberwang90]

@ManOfGomau watch ed byrne's alanis morrisette joke!

[LexiShadelash]

"Ooo I don't even like ya." HAHAHAHA!

[ReganElizabeth1993]

My fake doctor friend =D

[jimmy2k4o]

the old fashion catholic irish/scottish familys are the best they have a good view on how the world should be canny deny they have better values that a lot of other people

[GiefGoldPlx]

hahaha "like some form of asbo dalek" best simile ever

[weeegoesthemonkey]

@GiefGoldPlx Well said xD

[GiefGoldPlx]

@weeegoesthemonkey thanks

its funny how at 7:32 Dara calls the teen a "proud, young man" and then Frankie Boyle comes on and says that it "looks like someone shaved a monkey and kicked it through topman's"

[x3lawe]

@ManOfGomau haha i was gonna type that .. looked down and saw ur comment :P

[ToddQuinlan]

What does Dara say: "What happens if you pour Dettol into a [what]?"

[choccy94]

@ToddQuinlan If you pour dettol into a yakult. One of those 'health drink' things with the 'good bacteria'

[ToddQuinlan]

@choccy94 Thanks choccy

[PeppermintGlow]

@ToddQuinlan What happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult. It's this yoghurt-ish drink that's supposed to have 'good bateria' in it ;)

[ToddQuinlan]

@PeppermintGlow Thanks Pep

[Yeaearl]

Banned the holy bible give kids porn best add ever thums up if ya agree

[igot2k]

MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN!

[VioletLollie]

Love the irish! :P <3

[PhantomUmbie123]

"you never open your house up Aggie, you probably just sit in a room flicking snot at a wall!!"

".....what happens if you pour dettol into a yakult?"

Oh man, we luv ya Dara! U R FUNNY AS!!!!!!

[worthlessdollar1]

Finally... at long, long last, he starts getting funny after 3:55

Shame about the first 3+ minutes.

[CD2kay7]

Nice Suit.. Lookin Slick!

[ozloduffwmu]

watching Dara shag air is a bit creapy at best.

[BuickGirl1986]

Awesome Aggie, I love how clean is your house.

[MissStyk]

What kinda porn is he watching?

[SporeGladiator]

@ManOfGomau lol yep

[jmcdo85]

Lot of repetition from other gigs but, he is fecking awesome!

[ryankdunne]

Yes but he's starting a new tour on the 14th with brand new material.

[divyashah85]

3:30 love the science bit

[zorrorokssumsocks]

"oooh, i dont even like ye" brilliant

[Gabrielle6178]

the only irish bloke who has made me laugh so hard

[Gabrielle6178]

you can go to the shops but make sure nobody follows you

i shouldnt have let em do that

i know, i'll follow em

[Gabrielle6178]

dont let your kids out the front door coz there are murders out there

so where do the kids stay

in the hall

thats where the kids stay for the entire time

when can i leave the hall?

when your 18

[DROPDEADCHLOE1]

fucking jokes, is its slightly out of sync?

[BlightedArt]

5:04 "Dun-dun-dunnnnn" "oh shi-" lol

[Twigs0wot]

He brings the craic AND the crack to a party =)

[fish1335]

Is there Bacteria in your house, then pick up your kid and rub his face in it.

lmao, lol

[NA3LKER]

@fish1335 thats what my mom did

[BarefootBeggar]

Dara needs a hug.

[MoranLover]

"ASBO Dalek"  Hahaha! :)

[kyak11]

So funny, absolute genius!