THE BIG FUNNY - Bush Drinking Game Travis Simmons

[Xear]

BUSH IS MY BITCH!

[JapanForSale]

Man, nobody's making it out of that dorm room alive.

[controlfunction]

Word

[aydensdaddy440]

i met this guy at The Comedy Store LA he's fuckin great!!!

[alexonfire11]

this guy is fuckin hilarious!

[iRocBlk]

haha! this guy is a clown! xD

[pantselves]

I like this man.

[smek2]

"And we pay the bills..." damn right.

[isitfridayyet]

This is pretty funny! Do you guys watch Three Sheets on MOJO HD and play their drinking game? Comedian Zane Lamprey is hilarious! There's a special episode on New Years that I'm pre-gaming to before heading out. Check it out at MOJOHD com

[flortzweich]

Wow! Never heard him before, but this guy is great! Gotta get more!

[mikeysmith]

Damn funny. I was at an open mic with you and everyone was okay but then you went on and you fucking killed. I'm just starting and I have some to work to. Cya

[Jayraff88]

"bush is my bitch!" lmao. hell yeah!

[Afgasd]

Yeah, too bad Italy won the cup, you goofball.

[deltacrew]

mikebaal..too bad you a punk bitch...take a joke haha daamn.

[Jelaniws]

i thought it was funny. However, i dont find it funny that the last few comments encouraged censorship of the 1st amendment. he didnt threaten the president, so as far as the government is concerned, he and anyone else are entitled to say how they feel about the president without fear of PUBLIC EXECUTION. some of you people are just sick.

[SMLAZLO]

Fuck yeah I'll say it... Bush is my bitch. God that does feel good.

[mchsscardino]

Wish ya luck!

[geolondon1]

he is amazing...where can i see more of him?...

funniest man in a long time...

[OnIiKa]

Marry ME!! :P HAHAHAH So funny :D

[hitlerANDcosby]

very nice...love it

[msdelasoul]

terribly funny

[curiousgrrl9]

I'm new to YouTube and I'm so glad I came across your videos!  Hilarious. I hope you do shows in NYC too. I'm there with bells on!

[djaymedicine]

ok, I am looking out for this guy from now on. He's got some good, good material!

[corepwnage]

muahahaha

[bajoo]

ewererre

[bajoo]

oops

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[Xear]

Funny :) if what he says is true ... then BLAIR IS MY BITCH! :-D

[hotrodpirate]

"Bush is my Bitch!" hahahaha i love it!!

[graphak]

you rock yo, nice stand up definately

[godzinna]

i would like to see sombody challenge the United States of America to war. I do not think anybody could unite the powers that the US Army have at the moment. There seems to be alot of people who support the National Socialist Party in this section alone, though i don't enforce it happening, i still would like to see it.

[XmcflyXXweezerX]

i loved this especially because i HATE Bush. he IS my bitch.

[smithno41]

I liked it.

[solanky]

You funny Man. Good Job. I don't know how you have the balls to do stand up.

[goodeal69]

Bush Is A BITCH!!! FUCK HIM

[ookiepookie123]

god i love seattle. and glad i live here to watch shit like that

[cocobeanster]

bush is my bitch!

[buckley27]

Good stuff man.. I like the way you bring out the true colors in these people posting.. Its so interesting to me that these mono-cell neo-con robots retorts are all stuttering schoolyard taunts.. mindless fools, just mindless.

[Fudelan]

Notice the peole complaining bout "whiny liberals" have no defense for the FACT that bush did appoint these people to these positions

[intercitty]

ignorance is bliss

[kb9uwu]

good shit mane

[hwakraze]

Good Jokes Man

[whateveryousaid]

some fat nigger parroting the same George Bush jokes that all other whiny liberals make a living from isn't funny at all. evolve you preteens.

[Xinxilo]

Racist.

[mroyan]

how do you come to this spirited word of wisdom????

[funny4food]

hey you can call me fat nigger, but you can't say that everyone is telling jokes this good!!!

[kerplunkid]

i love this guy he is hilarous. and people should stop taking offence to bush jokes, i am a bit on the liberal side, and i dont get all pissy when people make jokes against democrats.

[cito1990]

it is ok it dose have some good jokes lollollollollollol

[samthemanandhisgran]

lol hitler wasnt a genius, he had sypholis (an STD that causes insanity). and as for the australian who said "us white fucks", well, you can call yourself whatever you like but theres no way im going to hate myself for being white. im from england btw (and before anyone thinks of any generic "british" jokes i wont be looking back at this comment).

p.s. bush is MY bitch!

[ditaj]

lol you are an idiot, hitler did not have syphilis- that was a theory that was shite and therefor disproved by the fact he had

*Parkinson's disease*

[Keizanub]

Man... God doesn't exist. Oh, and I'd like to see Bush dead.

[diannelone]

lol.. standup comedies are the best things me and my bf from webdatedotcom watch!! love it!

[whackamac]

.... I sense intelligence in this comment...LOL

[HispanicCracker]

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[Blackjesus3]

smart comedian

[eshayahbay]

wtf... im from australia and i think sum of u fucks should try our way of life..its called laidback.. all u racist motherfukas should have a look around at the situation and u will find that black people are generally the most susscessfull race of man.. they have been prooved fitter stonger and faster than any of us white fuks.. and if anyone should be racist its african americans.. just llok at wat u yanky fuks did to them

[porfinlibre]

BUSH IS DE THE BIGGERT BITCH IN THE WORLD..

BLAIR, BERLOSCONNI AND ---AZNAR--- ARE MORE BITCHES OF THE STREET

[CharlieBaileyGates]

Nice ending...I am paying $2400 to this Bitch.

[Duhheadduh]

I think GEORIE PORGIE SUCKS!!!!!!RIGHT ON BROTHER I"M WHUTE FEMALE VERY MARRIED AND PROUD!!!!!!

[jrsrj1]

This is part of the globalization scheme... leading to world government.

Globalists are becoming worried that Americans may become wise to their agenda before it is fully implemented. Thus they are stepping up their class-war attacks.

Create information CDs with videos and hand them out to other who are still mesmerized by mass media.

I have lots of links to vid downloads on my page.

[caffa]

bush is my bitch....so is blair

[greenevilone]

IT's just a comedy routine-all presidents are bashed regardless of how good or bad they are! Another A--hole in 2008 coming up!

[dante21]

Boy some of you guys are some racist mofos. The joke had nothing to do with color or anything like that. The comedian (who by the way is AWESOME)was talking about how he fucks words up. He messes words up on a daily basis this is a proven fact and then some one brings up Hitler and slavery. I feel bad for these people, what happen did you find you mom getting done by the cable guy or something. Something has to be wrong with your brain to hate someone because of race, color or religion.

[Roselynndragon]

I cant believe the way some people act,how stupid some people are is just amazing, i read most of the comments on this page and its disgusting. this guy did nothing wrong but try to make people laugh.(which he did, i thought he was hilarious)And i agree with dante21,you have to be very messed up to hate somone for their race, religion, or color. and saying all americans should die is wrong. not all americans love the U.S. or agree with the government.

[whackamac]

I agree with you... lets just wipe out the Bush Administration instead. You cannot just remove Georgie as Dickie would rule the roost and that would not be too saavy.

[Afgasd]

Yeah, we'd get shot by him a lot more, haha!

[NuggsMcShrooms]

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[Greendayfan911]

really good, lol

[reddhouse]

This is great Bush is the Worst president in history and we should all be laughing at him!!!

[lithion]

you ain't lutha

[cbg85]

how did everyone turn this into a race discussion. The joke was about bush! There was nothing about Hitler or race in this.

By the way, the joke is hilarious. Bush is my bitch...and I pay the bills in this mother fucker.

[Rokas84]

good words but whre's comedy :/

[heero10]

man thats really hurts alot of ppl

[chillmetal]

Bush is morose

[findingemo88]

wow...im sorry when did this turn to be about racism...?

[Kumatto]

How can a people ruin a language? And how can knowledge of Hitler make you intelligent??? I am confused . . . why is free speech aloud to everyone?

[whackamac]

Knowledge of Hitler will make you intelligent... Intelligent enough to know that with genius comes insanity. Hitler is a great case of this as well as what not to do if you have the need to compensate for your little johnson...

[godzinna]

People can ruin a language through interpretation and a slow decline in the uses. Take the word Gay, which means happy, over time it has pregressed to mean homosexual because they live a happy lifestyle. That is an example of how people can "ruin a language"

[ifk68]

wanker

[hennypeck]

"pregressed" says it all

[godzinna]

so what if i make a spelling error...i type whats on my mind at the time, not sit down analyzing the comment to try find a way to insult the person...

loser..

[animusicmajor]

Why are you all blowing this out of proportion. It's just a joke. You and I both know this guy said nothing about black or white. I never heard anything about Hitler, or slave times. FYI, that game really does exists! You all need to take everything not so serious sometimes and think it through. And calm down! stop stuttering to on you comments.

[SlipknotLegion666]

I like Bush... so if you think that I'm stupid for thinking so *Flicks off* Bite me!

[whackamac]

Go figure... A guy with the mark of the beast in his username LOVES BUSH.

www.bushisantichrist.com

[SlipknotLegion666]

I just think its a cool number.. So what if it's that mark of the beast.. I don't give a fuck about the number of the beast. And Bush is NOT an Antichrist. And either am I. I happen to love God very much. So.. fuck off man..

[ditaj]

HAHAHA jesus freak:)

[lionssmile]

"I happen to love God very much. So.. fuck off man.."

[godzinna]

dude...that website is pretty crazy...bit over analysing...but the evidence is there....it really makes you think....

though george bush was brought to power from his dad's connections.

[eatmorekale]

everyone feels this way about bush cause hes an idiot, but if your going to be a racist dick about it, watch the daily show and hear the same shit from white people. goddam you racist assholes, stfu.

[corn1point0]

blah blah blah same old same old ameri9cans r teh dum lawl111!!1 and whaaa ur r teh raceist plx stop its on every godamn comment no1 gives a fuck. do u think only america has racist civilans...every is racist in some way its just how we are o btw that dude wasnt funny

[phildowning]

if u do then u have a very wrong mind the death of any human being on this planet is a terrible thing the death of someone for their "race, religion or for being disabled is abysmal i hope u grow out of it

[phildowning]

His people ruin the english language more then Bush ever could. there is no his people we are his people hitler yes was an addict he was also a genius (i do not agree with what he did) if hitler had died before the invasion his single handed turning around of germanies fortunes wud have secured him as germanies greatest leader however he didnt he went on to kill six million people like u like me like the supposed his people u cannot surely condone it

[phildowning]

what do u do do u chant prayers as u crowd round the innocent black, deaf, jewish, christian man hold back his head and slit his throat with a knife and the blood spatters upon your white kkk outfit oh dear god i have lost my opinion of humanity reading these pages i hope that u realise u are as human as everybody

[godzinna]

This is not a battle post to 'Phildowning' this is to all the racist fucks in this post. I have just added on to his post to enforce some of his views. "his people" are in the universities educating the future leaders of our world. "his people" are also changing the world towards a more equal place.

[godzinna]

I believe hitler was a great man, though i dislike his racial policies. Yes, He could have done great things for Germany, if he didn't commit genocide. Bush is a "Hitler" and is currently supporting Israel in their ethnic cleansing of Lebanon. If you don't believe me do some research. Think before you express yourself. You are only adding to an oppressed society.

[watergrass]

You son a Bitch, that was not funny at all. you are their bitch!!!!!! Youre lucky they freed your ass Bitch.!!!! Or esle you would had still been on the PLANTATION sweating your sorry ass out in the sun with the cotton fields. I think your a piece of shit and a low life piece of crap.

[LibertyX1]

WOW.. someone needs to grow up.

[zorster]

If your looking to sound like a racist, then job well done. If you really have an educated statement to make, please make it, I might be against an opinion, however I like to hear it anyway to find the flaws to to reinforce mine.

[zorster]

Well Militarized, I'm not really wanting to get into any kind of debate with you. But, I am really curious about your opinions on this subjuct that you so ademently claim to have a higher athority on. Its just that you say that the majority of the American population has a knowledge of events rating to the grade level of an 11 year old. Yet you really don't back up you commentary with any solid statement about what you are refering too.

[halomega3000]

How did i insult you? If anything you insulted me by calling me ignorant...I responded to you're comment the way I did because I didn't like the arrogance that I sensed from it.

[Militarized]

I was reffering to African Americans Halo. Also, I wouldn't say anything about Hitler when your knowledge of him is probally limited to your vague high school text books.

[skuppy]

yeah! time to get militarized! get your bic and touch up your shaved head a bit, tie those red shoe laces, and head out to the tattoo parlor to get that iron cross finished!

[Militarized]

Please don't try to act like you know me. I wear none of that, infact I have no tattoos at all and I have a full head of hair. I'm sorry if you're offended that the average Americans intelligence on subjects is that of my 11 year old sisters(squat).

Though I will admit to having a hoody with the Iron Cross on it :) and not those retarded West Coast Choppers or whatever.

[halomega3000]

I can say w/e the hell i want...I don't care if you think you're some kinda Hitler expert, but that guy was a sick man and there is no denying that...

[Militarized]

Depends on what you mean by sick. If by sick you mean "he had parkinsons disease" and was a mephamphetamine addict which, during that time period was labeled a "miracle drug" then sure. You are correct in the fact that you can say "what ever the hell I want". That doesn't mean that I won't call you out on the ignorance of your statement let alone the hypocracy of insulting me for saying "whatever the hell I want" but then I can't say anything about what YOU say.

[Militarized]

His people ruin the english language more then Bush ever could.

[halomega3000]

who u talking about?

[jimjimblund]

oh you will ight over dubyea and then fast forget him

as the cleaning must start and thetab is on you,

swede watching rom afare. with some fear.

he have nucelar apparatus he could use if the something something is to be spinned as 'our truth and values'.

well facts is severe, and we on the eu side urge the great us peep to do a neil young.now, please!

sob.

[12312312312]

righttttt

[dankfir]

i have a feeling im gonna get liver cancer if i play this everyttime theres a speech

[hagan73]

that wud be hilarious lol

[lisatheloveslave]

I want a t-shirt that says, "Bush is my Bitch"

[littleting]

what's his name?

[mattcastellitto]

this is funny, but unfortunately, america is definitly bush's bitch.

[Abbie2020]

Yeh, if Bush is "your bitch" why don't you make him do something vaguely reasonable?

[JoksterX]

Well 1/3 of the idiots on you tube believe Bush has a Brain and bash this video... so that ould be part of the reason..... but Fucking hilarious Video !!!!!

[EricIndiana]

BUSH IS MY BITCH!

Fucking hysterical and ingenious.

Im one of the few that know how smart comedians really are =)

Why this video is a 3 is beyond me, heres a 5 for that ass.

[Jopdrza]

BUSH IS EVERYONES BITCH, and we're gonna have alot of college kids dyin' of alcohol poisoning!!

[nonpatriot]

Also, George Bush fucking sucks cock

[lionssmile]

I aways wondered about him and DICK.

[nonpatriot]

"It's way past time we all say it, "Bush is my Bitch, and he needs to go to prison for WAR Crimes against humanity, and his old (buddy) Dick Cheney, Rummy, And Rice too" - WELL SAID

[3DogSound]

It's way past time we all say it, "Bush is my Bitch, aqnd he needs to go to prison for WAR Crimes against humanity, and his old Dick Cheney, Rummy, And Rice too"

[ponydoughboy]

Don't forget Wolfowitz, Hastert, DeLay, Powell, Tenet, Inhofe, etc. . .The only good republican is a dead republican!

[tiisfine]

OKAY THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

[elskan]

tiisfine, "funny" is subjective. Aparenly a lot of people disagree with you, including myself. If you don't think it's funny, then rate it less than "Worth Watching." I happen to think it's funny, so I rated it as "tiisfine is a twat"... I mean, I rated it as "Pretty Cool."

[bewlaybrutha]

you accidentally included the words "not" and "at all"

[godzinna]

mad call. you should be a comedian

[verfoto]

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[stop08it]

he's really funny and can be poignant at times, i like this man.

[aminakoyum]

if that shit aint funny, i dont know what is

[lilmartian]

he is only speaking the truth...where do u think bush's salary comes from?? his boss?? haha which would be the people of the USA a.k.a. TAXPAYERS for all you retarted people that just left comments saying the comedian is an idiot...retards

[SaiyanPride4]

BUSH IS MY MUTHA FUCKING BITCH!!! Fuck that worthless president! someone needs to assasinate that thing you call a leader.

[lionssmile]

That comment displays the same mentality that Bush has. "Don't like him then kill him." I personally think it will be much more satisfying to watch him get impeached and then convicted for war crimes then dragged away to prison in chains, where he truly will be somebody's BITCH! Besides if he's killed then we'll get a real DICK for President. If you think Bush screwing you is bad wait until Dick gets his shot at your ass.

[Localboy4lyf808]

hey what does that guy say in the background after he tells his bush drinking game joke?

[polosan]

everyone is gonna wind up drunk

[LadyEcclesia]

BUSH IS MY BITCH AND I PAY THE BILLS AROUND THIS MOTHAFUCKA!

I agree sunspray, that felt too good. lol.

[sirkusfrk74]

Okay is the execution comment guy for real?? He starts by saying that comments against the president are treasonous, and concludes by saying the president is weak for not executing the comedian. Sounds unstable to me! By the way, the comedy was top notch, truly some genius work.

[bobcatnation]

hahahahaha

[bguman]

Execute a comedian? Okay, Adolf Hitler, you go right ahead and do recommend that.

[kkbighead]

LOL this guy is cool man

[tiredteacher]

great laughs

[juancarlosfgg]

hmmm not that funny when u make fun of presidents...

[halomega3000]

actually i thought it was hillarious HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mikebaal]

If I were the president, and I saw this, I would have that man publically executed for making such statements. All those witnessing the execution who do not cheer as his worthless life is put to closure should face the same fate. It's a shame we have such weak leaders who allow things like this to happen.

[Crimzion]

If you wanna live like that go move to Iran.

[halomega3000]

who the fuck was ur idol? Hitler? ur one sick fuck u noe that?

[julied220]

And that is why you will never be president...you must've been a Nazi or Hitler in your last life...

[LibertyX1]

geez! Lighten up loser, and get a sense of humor. THIS SHIT IS HILLARIOUS!! and on the comments about execution, you're a pretty fucked up individual to think that's how to go about doing things. Get a life.

[godzinna]

It sickens me that you express your brutal views openly over something so harmless. You will never be a political leader. It is against the US First Amendment to condemn somebody to punishment via their right of free speech. It is people like you that oppress our society and cause wars and cruelty to those who don't deserve it. So go learn Arabic or get a sense of humor you sadistic fuck

[ponydoughboy]

Anyone who voted for that piece of ratshit in 04 should be shot right along side of him. I say "Don't mess with Texas: Just Nuke it!" We should give that craphole cesspool back to Mexico (we stole it, for those of you who don't know) and anyone who is there when the transfer is made can become a Mexican citizen.

[tektheterror]

So you are suggesting you and George Bush have something in common. He blamed the terrorists in Iraq for what a different terrorist group did, just like you are blaming an entire state on one persons actions. This makes you look like a piece of ratshit. From the sound of "craphole cesspool", I would bet you have never been to Texas.

[ponydoughboy]

You lose the bet! I entered from OK and drove to Big Bend and North to NM. It stunk like petroleum a lot of the time. I blame the state for electing him governor to start with, just like I blame the USA for electing him President one time (he stole the first one in case you've forgotten). And there were essentially no terrorists in Irag when he attacked it.

[tektheterror]

First off, wow. You drove through one area, and assumed the entire state was like that? Every state has stinky areas, not every job someone has to do is going to smell nice. The area I live in is nice, so I know you're full of bs. Also, where's the proof backing up your last statement?

[dasjeffe]

Great joke. Thanks for making my day. :)

s.

[Sunspray]

BUSH IS MY BITCH AND I PAY THE BILLS AROUND THIS MUTHAFUCKA!!!

That felt good...

[elizabeththeonly]

BUSH IS MY BITCH- lol this is a funny man.

[jfredericks]

BUSH IS MY BIATCH! fantastic

[cwazyjimmy]

awsome