Yogscast - Simon Plays! - Portal 2, 5: The Honeydew Defense

[legosuperbanana]

go SS, Super Simon.

[blackkillerkat]

WHAT! dont listen to them simon you should continue till you beat this game! DONT GIVE IN!



[thingyjigy]

JacobMerlinAvery what the hell is your problem 'i love simon hes so dumb' why dont you shut up if you ever saw him you would'nt be like your so dunb you'd be like ohhh im your biggest fan please can i have a autograph! so stop being such a dickhead!

[LilyKnowsAll]

Thank you and I will!

[JacobMerlinAvery]

i love simon but he so dumb !

[darkhart64]

@JacobMerlinAvery FUCK YOU YOU DICKHEADED MOTHERFUCKING STEAMING PILE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLY AND SLOWLY

[JacobMerlinAvery]

@darkhart64 lol fanboys.

[JacobMerlinAvery]

@darkhart64 trollface.jpg

[donkylalex]

@darkhart64 I agree. But srsly. U MAD BRO?!?!?!? TROLLOLOLOLOLasdasdsa

[Superdud1000]

I want him to continue the test as I want to see his reaction to what happened to wheatley

[DactylMiner]

I had to go to hospital because of how hard I face palmed

[7MasterCod]

I got a Jaffa cake

[the2minecraftsmen]

yay, i deserve a jaffa, but i has none, and you really should continue with this game, i found the story to be very enjoyable and i think you would to! please carry on playing

[cpveiwer]

Plz continue

[101epicpenguin]

PLEASE CARRY THIS ON!!!!!!!!!

[mattyf40]

im not hating simon, but thums up if u knew what to do in the 2nd lvl instantly



[SuperJoshanater]

To show my love for simon, I went around and flagged all the hater comments as spam, coz that what they are! Keep going simon, u do them way faster than I ever could!!! :)

[Hklasda98]

STOP HATING ON SIMON! ALL YOU HATING GYPSIES GO HATE ON SOMEONE ELSE. now Simon if you see this... don't listen to all those haters. Even though it may take you a while to solve the puzzles... you'll get it eventually. So don't just stop the series because of a few haters.........KEEP TRYING AND YOU WILL SUCCEDE! :) like so he can see this.

[ventura961212]

no more portal? :(

[MultiSmeargle]

COUNTINE THE SERIES

[zeldawn07]

be the portal

[jmakk2k12]

Why stop the vids man?

[KawaiiLink]

/sob

I'm getting into Portal by watching YouTube playthroughs of it. I've been watching the YogsCast one, since Yogscast is one of my favorite channels, but now... it suddenly ends? I want more Portal 2, but I want Simon's voice behind it, not some random person. I don't want to have to dig around to find an un-obnoxious voice.

Reading the other comments, I see that some people were hating on you. Well, they can go screw themselves. Literally. Simon = awesome dwarfy Portal 2 playthroughs.

[TheRaufera]

Did Simon say he refused to play anymore? :(

[cellvsgoku330]

plz, simon continue this series plz. :(

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

Must... Eat.. JAFFA CAKEs!

[gypsyroses198]

The speed of these is just right! I hate watching a series that doesn't let me have a go at figuring it out first! Simon got them faster than I would anyway :)

[micol767]

I dont care about the pace at which you solve these tests! Continue the series!!!! I smiled every time you solved a test! 

[EvilCookeh404]

But... but I don't like Jaffa Cakes..

:(

[Ricorexe]

Post more your really good I took a day at that level

[MrBraddzzz]

i know everyone is saying it aint about the skill but ... what u dont get is he has skill ... it takes me longer! :] any thing for u simon

[Samas500]

Part 6 part 6 part 6

[3lia96]

I honestly don't care about his game skill.. Simon's commentary is enough to keep me smiling :D

[MrBraddzzz]

you people who said he is rubbish at this are so horrible ... simon got this game for us and he gave his time to make a series for us to make us happy and you lot throw it back at him.. i feel so bad for him he tries his best and its the enjoyment that matters .. it took me and hour to do this level so why dont you call me names huh .... because thats damn right out of order... and the way h plays is brilliant so why cant you leave simon alone ..please do more simon :] i still love your videos !

[Thrillville1000]

It's all the people who post bad comments.Hope Simon still wants to play.Curse you all haters!

[narutos7180]

@Thrillville1000 i agree hes awesome not suckish people who hate simon hate me im a dwarf too u know

[Xeddrief]

:( Please Simon, it would fill our hearts with joy to see you continue this series. Disregard the people putting you down- its not about how good you are at a game, its about having fun regardless.

[HerobrineClub]

part 6 plz

[Earl12131]

@isaacrocks4321 I didn't mean to rag but I'm being serious you have to really think when you play portal

[TeamSatisfaction1000]

If anyone is wondering why there are no more episodes after this one, it's because Simon stopped after the amount of comments saying how bad he was at this game, and I can see why, I can see comments just like that on the first page alone, so good job people. I for one liked this series and wish it was finished.

[Surlish]

@TeamSatisfaction1000 Couldn't agree more. Why do people watch these videos if they are just going to be abusive? Gaming with Simon is a lot of fun and I wish he'd finish this series off.

Although maybe, as Simon would say - balls to it. See you later, shitlords!

[killkode345]

in the results "when im bored" is getting me in trouble

[SnipeKrispiez]

Are there no more episodes or is my iPod being stupid?

[Johnathon379]

@LegoRobot19 WTF IS WITH THE MIS-SPELL?!?!?

[nattefrost91]

god simon no offence but you are so slow in thinking...i never played portal and i got the solution of level 10 in the first 2 minutes...

[TheFallen552]

where is the rest of the playthrough?

[TruthTeller365]

...I still don't know what a Jaffa Cake is

[Minecraftgamefan9]

@TruthTeller365 Basically it is a delicious treat that is a soft sponge cake with orange jaffa jelly and covered in chocolate.

[TruthTeller365]

@Minecraftgamefan9 cool, thx

[Minecraftgamefan9]

@TruthTeller365 bo problem sadly they dont have them in america I always want to try one. I may try to make one....

[TruthTeller365]

@Minecraftgamefan9 Yeah, I was going to ask if it was a British thing or if I was just stupid...well I guess those two points are entirely seperate: It is just a British thing, but i'm still just stupid

[qazwerty33]

@TruthTeller365 it's a snack

[TheDarkBelias]

hey why you dont buy a new glasses you cant see what is on front of you

[darkria4]

OH MY GOD. WHY HAVE YOU DISCONTINUED THIS?!

[LegoRobot19]

Simon I don't care that you take long I wuv watching you play, pwease oh pwease continue this! (shows huge sparkling cute eyes) do it fow the fans Simon. *sniff sniff*

[MasterSka8erBoi]

Where is number 6? Come on don't make this another Shadow of Israphel!!!

[burritopowah]

D: Why isn't there a #6!?

[RoflRainbows]

Also,Lol ''Ow,I just burnt myself in the Arrs

[RoflRainbows]

In Co-Op Lewis said you could do this b-cuz he trained you. But apparantly not enough. Not to be mean though. I wuv you Simon

[DocterRandom]

00:12 its hates the wall Simon.

[124sparta]

WHERE IS #6!!!!

[pierrethenot]

Simon is simple minded

[kennycool12]

can i have your jaffa

[ikkeheltvanlig]

I have never been so frustrated at someone playing a game... **Simon looks at the only white surface level with the laser** "I guess I should plunk a portal down somewhere... But where?"

Are you kidding me?

Btw, love ya Simon, king of the Jaffa Cakes and diggy holes. Say hi to Lewis and the rest of the crew from us fans.

[ShadowNinjaJCR]

XD Steven

[xxxninjaspartanxxx]

its not steven its wheatly

[B0R3DK1LL3R]

@xxxninjaspartanxxx he calls it steven cuz his voice is played by someone called steven merchant :P

[GENERALSHPHERD]

STEVEN? ITS WHEATLY anyway "steven" is a robot not a homo

[MochaholicPuppy]

@GENERALSHPHERD stephen merchant is the voice actor for wheatley

[hhhfhhgghgg]

on chapter six GlaDOS is a potato ;-D

[LeRockyfun]

He stopped because people kept saying he sucked so its our fault he hasn't made more.

[danerogil]

@LeRockyfun I feel terrible that he people embarrassed him :(

[CptChu]

watching Simon take the entire episode for that one test chamber, I had my chin firmly glued to my desk, staring blankly at the screen, my hands in my hair gripping my skull, thinking loudly to myself "RIGHT THERE SIMON SHOOT THE PORTAL THERE!"

[Elleander1]

@CptChu Imagine there is an achievement for doing the whole chamber in less than 70 seconds (Overclocked it was? I'm not sure). Damn hard, but possible.

[CptChu]

@Elleander1 I got that one. Why'd you think this is painful for avid Aperture Science test subjects?

[Elleander1]

@CptChu Just because it's very precise and it's very easy to miss one second. I got it in like 14 tries, but they may be a lot of ragequits in the Apertue Science Lovers community.

[CptChu]

@Elleander1 Ragequiters havent thought with enough science and they didnt throw logic and a few laws of physics out the window

[TheOmniRaver]

12:56 the sound of Simon scratching his beard.

[Rovenmen215]

if you stop at 8:28as the kitty mouth,thumbs up if you see it you will see a kitty face the portal as the eyes and a wire

[noble6TheReachGod]

Umm steven? Its Wheatley

[lewrocks]

@noble6TheReachGod Steven merchant , the voice actor of wheatley.

[pelvicthrustinpublic]

@noble6TheReachGod voiced by steve merchant

[minecraft1113]

were i live there is no such thing as a jeffa cake

[CptChu]

@minecraft1113 have a cookie then

[Gmandancer]

its a pitty he stoped makeing these

[cellvsgoku330]

please make more episodes.

[Phantomboy6]

REALLY I THOUGHT IT OUT SOMEWHERE AROUND THE 7 MIN MARK?!?!?!?!?

[TheGdog3]

I had a dark chocolate cookie with bits of chewy carmel in it it was goodicous

[beckyypr245]

@isaacrocks4321 if you find the game really boring why watch the videos?

[Mariofan421]

I had a delicious Jaffa cake during this

[pokemon360able]

DO MORE EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!!

[skraninja]

I got this game today and learned from Simons mistakes

[Scope376]

im the best at vidio games

[predator6529]

@Scope376 i can give u 1 reason why ur not good at video games you cant spell video games right

[EPICDJT22]

@Scope376

No one cares

[isaacrocks4321]

@Earl12131 wow that was a great "insult" really must have strained your brain... Like rydwolf said that is my opinion i dont care if lil earl likes it or not

[flahive01]

I watched that about 1000 times just for more jaffa cakes :D

[declanwood12]

i cant find jaffa cakes in america.

[Chrizzmeistah]

the first chapters the puzzles are soooo easy :D just keep blowing things up, portal is not your game :D

[yoshford64]

please do more episodes

[Cscope1717]

Ok where's my jafer cake

[Martinizrul]

I literally cried out of agony watching this video. I love you Simon, but problem/puzzle solving is NOT your strong-suit.

[262thelegoman]

i want cake!

[BryceXO]

The last 7 or 8 minutes of this makes me think further episodes are a terrible idea. If there was a limit for the number of videos one could have on their channel, this series would reach that limit by itself.

[Earl12131]

@ isaacrocks4321 you need a brain to play portal

[Crashgek]

@Earl12131 So how did Simon do it then?

[BadJellyman100]

@Crashgek

cause he's got brain, unlike you

[RyaanExtacy]

That awkward moment when your screaming at the computer because you what to do.

[hendrixthecat2009V2]

Simon, don't worry mate, it took me about half an hour the first time to do that second room. Don't worry about idiots who comment on these videos. You are hilarious and are really good at playing portal (I just finished watching the co-op, you're improved alot and are really good at going on instinct now). I would love to see more of these single player episodes. But I totally understand if you don't want to.

[Aurum4Gold]

Watching Simon blunder through these makes me want to eat a whole pack of Jaffa cakes

[RydWolf]

@isaacrocks4321 Some people just prefer different games from other people. It's alright if you don't find it interesting.

[HDAuron]

@isaacrocks4321 FAIL

[awesomedude4100]

()nking with portals

now your thi()

[MsBeautifulDisaster2]

:( aww i love this series! wish there were more episodes.

[Pooky1991]

I want to try a Jaffa Cake one day.

[omglollookitsmeh]

Jaffa cake :P Oh and Wheatley isn't all that he seems.....

[narutosonicxfan]

No Simon you need to do more. Wheatley has a surprise for you in a little bit.

[yugioh756]

im not gonna say spoilers but i think you should not bother trying to save weaitly theres no point

[SuperMaxo1000]

Y U NO CONTINUE?!

[eeveelutiondude31]

Where's the "Take over for this idiot" button?

[pizzaluvah198]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS

- all your yognaughts all over the worls

[jdm280]

LOL Simon reminds me of Wheatley.

[Halomaster543]

she becomes your freind and lets you out

[deadwoodluke]

Error 404: Cake.bat NOT FOUND Run GLaDOS.exe GLaDOS.exe 1.09a Deleting all viruses. . . ERROR! Chell.bat FOUND Unknown File: Delete? (Y) (N) Select: (N) You have selected (Y), I am %0.1 you chose that. Running Program: Neurotoxin.exe Chell.bat Found and deleted. Using Backup Memory to continue task. . . *Search Aperture Science* Searching for all folders named "Aperture Science" Files found: Cake.bat Bird.exe Turret.exe Wheatley.exe Personality Core.exe Credits.txt Chell.exe Rmving Cake.bat.

[blaze13401]

YAY HE"S ALIVE!!

[randombadger899]

*Yawn* well...imma sleep while simon trys to solve that test room....

-_-

[factorymade1243]

Mmmmmm jaffa cakes. O

[MrShuFFALiN]

There is no 6 thats y

[AliceVampireLover]

BUT...BUT...SIMON I DON'T LIKE JAFFA CAKES! D: Oh well, I'll have some cake instead... ;)

[funnybunny4810]

I CANT FIND #6

[nikolasm8]

YOUR WATCHING THAT WALL TO PUT LASER THERE XD

[nikolasm8]

RIGHT WALL SIMON RIGHT WALL

[jhonasrak77]

ok... it will be hard to beat this top comments but... JAFFA CAKEZ!!!!

Not enough?... IM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLEEEEEEE!!!!

[BlackGuy41782]

its so funny yelling at my computer screen.

[Adultgutsy1]

please make another episode you bring joy to my life with your videos!

[CloverFuchs]

The reason he's not doing another episode is because of people like angelandj6, who persistently make fun of him for his slow solving of the puzzles. Ostensibly, he's only playing this game for fun, he's not trying to do it fast or even well. Even so, 'fans' of his kept telling him how shit he was for going through the game at the pace he does.

[matthewaxten200]

lololololololoololololololol awsome vid :)

[jonahsoulthorn]

I AMA DRAWF AND IM JUMPING THRU A PORTAL JUMPY JUMPY PORTAL JUMPY JUMPY PORTAL

[xxSTGJHONxx]

WTF smosh was a add?

[david71845]

CARRY ON WITH THE SEREIS NOW plz

[Gmodfan3]

DO A NEXT EP!!!!

[muffleman8747]

good vid man u awsome

[283leis]

si when does P-body and atlas come? or are they only in co-op?

[Dotmyster97]

/facepalm

[tofokko]

are you still eating that jaffa cake?

[megaman736full]

SIMON JUST CONTINUE PORTLE 2 ON YOU'RE OWN

[D713666]

Ok just so u know there r to types of wall rite black wall and white wall only white wall uses portals so look 4 white walls

[owenopoliss]

PLEASE CONTINUE SIMON! JUST SO THAT WE CAN SEE HOW YOU REACT TO THE PLOT TWISTS!!!

[babalooba84]

yogscast could u come to my server for grand opening and wat do u use to record

[MrRussianComrad]

i found a pattern that is true most of the time: the older u are, the worse u are @ portal

[Comedydefjam]

PLEASE CONTINUE SIMON!

[Tossell11]

Thumbs up if you wanted simon to jump on the spazzy platform

[TotesNotIllegal]

I had a whole box -3

[legoaaaaa2000b]

where is the next episode

[BrownieMaya]

im treated by you making videos..but if there isnt videos then...ME NO HAVE TREAT !!!

[Thesyndicat3project2]

I cnt have any food because I'm from India lololololololololololollololol­olololololol

[JamiManrem911]

Why you no make more portal SP videos? I know that sometimes you epicly fail at portal, but give it a chance!

[NickyD740]

@drdeath1235677 cool story bro

[rebatuck]

thats it simon dont listen to those idiots being rude your a epic gamer

[triplesevenadmin]

square peg... round hole.... sounds about right lets try it!

[raptora100]

2nd lv is toooooooooo oeasy.... :L

[kangyjie]

Stop eating the Jaffa cake! It's already rotten by now.