Columbia Law Revue (1996) - On Campus Interview

[avalavalove]

My favorite lines in order:

1. "PLEASE GET ME A JOB!"

2. "One question: How Much MONEY!?"

3. "That's your wife? You're a lucky man, she's hot!"

4. "I'm a democrat and *ding*"

5. "Well, relative to Flanders, okay?"

6. "Because the answer to your last question was total bullshit." "I thought so."

7. "I can't work long hours!"

8. "Um... no?" "Oh my gawd, I just totally spaced at what you just said!"

[illijah]

someones in the wrong profession

[antonej1]

Mike Pomerantz and Joch Luzarraga -- both comic geniuses! I thought this was the best sketch that year by far. Ah, the good old days and the agony of OCI...

[Edandush]

Genius and accurate.

[miker030]

this is classic!

[MACKATTACK1970]

Columbia Law School graduates MORONS and proved it by accepting and graduating Saakashvilli.

What a pathetic School to accept a deranged, stupid, ignorant human being.

I used to believe that Columbia Law School was a fine institution, now I realize that I was mistaken.

[licketysplit13]

Oh my god, I can't believe the OCI process hasn't changed in 12 years. It's just like that.

[dumboe8899]

"The 1/9 from 42nd Street!"

Can I borrow that?

[nawakawa]

he has a talant