Alabama Vibrating Veggie Tales

[aks1014u]

i live in alabama. there is a law about that shit but just like gambling its never been enforced. we got a sex shop 3 miles away and they have every thing, from flash light little debbies to dildos vibs and sex swings. and about gambling theres grey hound tracks and slot machine casinos all over. hopefully we will get rid of some of these democrates that forced these issues and get these embarrassing laws off the books.

[ncfwhitetigress]

DEMOCRATS forced those issues???

[aks1014u]

yea, there is still some remanence of the old southern dixiecrates here, due to the elderly "good ole boy" voters, but don't worry, they are all dying off. we finnally got our first republican governer about 10 years ago, and the void that the dixiecrates left are being filled with the more modern "liberal" type democrates. so it probably wont last much longer, though the current "liberal" dems are still pandering to the old dixiecrates, but i don't think it will last. the rep are a win on this

[Dafooser]

Pache pache pache! Awesome.

[ArashironCorporation]

better?

rofl, yes!

[inkjetresurrection]

Dildos are legal in Alabama, they just have to have a sign saying they're for "education purposes only."

I shit you not.

[britnyphobia]

i have lived in alabama my entire life and i would LOVE to see a police officer threaten someone with a dildo.

[rawker777]

OMFG ROFL!

[itchykami]

I think this is my favorite one so far ;

[lamnaa]

Perhaps we could get oxfam to organise some sex toy aid?

[DementedEmu]

response vids are even funnier

[PiratePuppetMelba]

Yes, that was much better.

Tee hee.

[AgentH53]

Officer: "A gun, box of ammo, grenade, knife, stun, bat, cocaine, weed...OK you can g...Whats this? Dildo? Thats 5 years for you"

[machetey]

from the makers of the rocket launcher that fires chainsaws, we present a shotgun that fires dildos.

[matthewdoodledog]

Whipped cream is rarely cooperative.

[Cibermonster]

"Get out of the car!" Lmfao.

[matrixoverkill]

FDA food permit LOL!

[bloodredeyes666]

You can go to jail for owning a dildo in Alabama? WTF man... But still, I can see it now... "Halt! Or I'll shove this dildo up your bad place!" OMGWTFLOL

5 stars!

[angellface]

still the funniest video you have made. :)

[dranas85]

"stop...this is the police....drop the dildo and step away from the woman!"

[Lusive]

Have you seen the video: "Keep your Jesus off my penis" ? That song totally represents how I feel on this.

[johntheother]

was it really the cucumber farmer's lobby that banned dildos? I don't get it. I realize cucumbers and dildos are similarly shaped, but they cant actually be concerned about competition with the use of cucumbers as sex toys can they? It's surreal.

[Ceryniti]

I bet I could rob a bank with a double dong in alabama.

[Arekya]

vibrator/dildo to go to jail.. o_O stupid people, as a certain police chief in the Simpsons movie said "Stop in the name of American squeamishness!" ..People are stupid creatures.

[jmanp50]

Actually, you can buy dildos almost anywhere in Alabama. They just can't be labled "dildo" or some weird shite like that. I know b/c I live here and have and have yet to go to jail, but your point is still very valid. And Alabama still sucks.

[christoffergray]

Dildo = Jail

Mmmm.. road trip anyone? :P

[mubox]

you rule

[machetey]

jail over a fucking dildo!!!!

[angellface]

you are crazy funny :)

[FarichFenand]

5/5, dear god, 5 out of 5. Magic Mark, and no, thats not a title, just a compliment, but it could be a title. But for now, I'll just clear it up with a comma. Magic, Mark

[littleXspitfireXfae]

Vibrating cucumbers.....huh

[peetree2k6]

mark my man, you have a scottish fan for life, 5/5

[RiviRivn]

LOL! The thought of the possible "law enforcement purposes" of a dildo is one that will keep me amused for WEEKS! Loved the video. Thank you.

[rl0u8888]

hmmmmm maybe i should give this girl i like a dildo...:D JK

[LoversAlone]

lol made me crack up goo mark lol that was really word i love using lol lol lol funky chicken global warming or global warning because you have to warn the world that we have global warming.

[LoversAlone]

omg mark you made me crack up :) lol hahaha

[BrewHa002]

what ever that is

[demaskas]

rofl this is the best one ever

[cheat07]

um...i'm not quite sure how you could possibly use whipped cream for...um...any "biological activities"...and I don't think I want to know either...Good video though five stars definetly

[FiftyStarFlags]

think about it long and hard, i'm sure you'll figure it out.

[cheat07]

...nope...wait!...nope still don't get it

[beenana75]

haha.... long and hard... okay, sorry.

[salemkapsaski]

Again, great Video! That's Alabama for you! playing music in the streets of Birmingham is not allowed, no dildos and cops harrass the homless! what next? my guess is, a law that all jews have to wear yellow stars and move to happy camp!

[arp918]

mark day is the best

[PharoDarkSide]

What idiots...how is my Mom gonna survive her extreme medical condition? +5 Cheers!

[itsallaboutmeow]

wow I know there is a state that you can't sleep in naked, or you can't have sex any in any position, except missionary.

[100thassasin]

lousy aerosols, they only work when the can is pointed downward.

[surfinjuli]

*L* Because normally they are used on desserts, but now that I think of it, down would also be the position it would work best with in the bedroom, too, wouldn't it... (that's my best MarkDayComedy impression...)

PS - LOVE YA Mark Day!

[Rapunzel2U]

Nice. Just nice.

And yes, I support dildos. All the way. BD

[astrochimpcrackers]

hahaha fuckin funny

[hellovelvet]

What a messed up law...

[ASDFQEWRUIOP]

now those poor women of Alabama are now just going to have to get her fum from the veggie isle of walmart lol

[voiceinthewire]

Omg! Imagine girl fighting a cop to keep her dildo! :P Dildo assault! :P Imagine the movie! Mam!! Please step away from that dildo!

[safriedm]

haha inconvenient stain... great

[yasharox]

...Whip cream... naughty toughts...Glad i dont live in alabama!!! XD

[azndragon11491]

is this a real law

[RocketCity07]

Yes it is. It's been on the books since 1999, but it's been in the appeal process since then. The final appeal in process right now. By the end of June, the appeal will be over and the law will take effect. However, it is legal to own such devices, but you will have to buy it outside of Alabama if the law is uphold.

[phallinangel]

Awesome! But where would one "fill" said perscription for the "medical device"?

[redbloodedmannequin]

Aw man. The people in Alabama are such kill joys.

[GoddessHoney]

Glad I bought mine b4 they passed the law....lmao!!!!!!!

[curiousgemini]

Those folks in Alabama are a bunch of Veg-Heads

[angellface]

that was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen!!!

damn, i'm sure glad i don't live in alamama.LOLOLOL.

[Sickopath333]

I think the ending more then amply explains why the state government of Alabama decided that sex toys should not be allowed because we don't need to see more episodes of men being shot in the face with creamy substances.

[psaffire]

LOL

[ranundine]

lol. that's hilarious......:)

[ProjektRaRa]

HAHAHA. "or perhaps it will leave an inconvenient stain on the bed sheets.."

[MrTaco122]

ROFLMFAO! That was so fricken funny! This is my favorite of all urs... but they all rock! =D

[RikusSexKitten]

Ahahaahahaha!! I loved the whip creme at the end!!

...i s it odd i spell 'cream' 'creme'  ? And 'shop' 'shoppe' ? O__O; WHATEVEZ.

[monsterslovesushi]

8o can't imagine such a law to exist 8o ... nothing like that in france yet ... but hey wait new president NARKOZY will work on this for sure !

[SsgtJ911]

This guys funded by apple... and cucumber.

[Arkitekt3813]

...so if you were planning on robbing a bank in alabama, armed with nothing but a 12 inch rubber cock and a well developed sense of the absurd... oh dear god, Im still laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[Bubbasage]

I love that your holding the cucumber as a smack in the face to alabama.

[jessharte]

This guy is awesome. Now I have to cross Alabama off the list of states I can live in along with texas where I'd be a felon lol. Check out The Dildo Diaries video, they have the same type of bs laws in TX.

[jessharte]

I agree, Mountain Dew flavored jell-o sounds yummy.

[redsN64]

that last bit was kinda discusting.

[cansu888]

It's been proven that using a vibrator can help women who get really terrible cramps aliviate the pain. No idea how... :/ Anyone?

[onebluemoon]

It has something to do with the uterus contracting and using the hormones that cause the cramps in the first place.

[cansu888]

Well, there you go. :)

[Samhains]

Rosesiegel..they could always cut your hands off thats what they use to do with theifs..and if your stealing 'unlawfully sanctioned orgasims' The O.M.D.P (Orgasum, Masterbation, Dildo Police) just may do that..

And wipped cream, canned or other is domonated by the Dairy farmers of America, and the canned cream has pay backs from the stealworkers union of America, due to the "high quality" Tin needed to make the can, its pressurized you know..

[RoseSiegel]

Nothing beats one's own hands, anyway. They can't take those away.

[MicroDoubleU]

Mark... you're a genious... I DO FEEL BEETEER :D honestly!  hahahah

[etb76]

LOL best markdaycomedy video ever

12 out of 5 stars

[xdaveyboyx]

i luv wipped cream! alabama is crazy.

[teto85]

LOL. Thank you. This Alabama law and the idiocy in Texas make me thank Kinsey and Hefner everyday that I live and work in San Francisco where women are considered deprived if they have less than six of these "items".

[slarends]

LOL still laughing lmao

[dumapies]

hahahahah he's very good at this!!!

[FinRish]

hot pockets!!

[stikeleather]

hahahahaah the end was funny

[DancingSpiderman]

spooj demon.

[edgeblood]

Holy shit there seriously is a law in Alabama that says you cant buy dildos?!

[Magicianxox]

omg.. i cant take it.. do u have like a freakin scantron in front of u? i love ur voice.. cheers man :D

P.S. - Ide love to meat you! (yes i mean meat.. not meet.. LOL) omg.. im still laughing..

[sannintanzo]

Damn...I had to get on a friend's account to watch this -_-. I'd like to know why this was marked innappropriate >_<.

Anyway, funny as hell XD. Weird though that dildos are illegal in Alabama XD.

~Sakrien

[williamcarolina]

oh,please,who flagged this as inappropriate??

some humourless nerd for sure.

Mark,you rule!cheers,man

[SnarkLicker]

When Alabama finally does just outlaw orgasm altogether, at least there will be fewer Alabamians.

[KinoKukushka]

I'm sure they're trying.

On another note, excellent video. I wish the segment with the whipped cream were longer, though. Perhapse in slow motion, with some saxophone music, and lots of rubbing into bald heads... But maybe that's best left for next time.

[KappyRayne]

I think this is hilarious, your work always makes me think and laugh at the same time. The whipped cream ending deserved a cherry on top.

I may post a video response.

[twistedtinkerbell]

Lol Mark, I live in Alabama an there is a law that states you can not buy dildo's BUT! There are sex shoppes Etc.

Lol An the gun thing, Nawh you really don't need a gun. A guy robbed a bank in the town next to me AND GOT AWAY ON A BIKE! A bloody Bike! I mean how the hell do you get away on a bike!? No Joke, If I find the artical I'll send it to you via myspace.

-Tink

[grettakraus]

haha You think that's bad ... The married life teacher at my high school informed us that the only LEGAL sex position in our town is missionary. Yeppp it'd be great to say to your inmates, "Yeahh .. I'm in jail because I was doin it doggy style."

[rosshildick]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!

[Syrus2006]

Really depends on your own opinion of comedy but hell your choice.

[dagnabbitio]

You should have your own DVD. Whether its comedy or porn doesn't really matter.

[RapidRudeRides]

Interesting?

[OCGirl521]

Hey, they could always go online and buy whatever they need for solo sessions...unless the government will start opening those unmarked packages. Geez, I can't believe them...what idiots!

[betwixtengram]

Oh, those poor women in Alabama...

[DEMONheadBUSTA]

you sound like fat bastard. ha ha

[RayZR]

Yes, because the Scottish accent originated from Fat Bastard. NOT from the COUNTRY of Scotland.

[Brotherolaf]

because its a fake accent

[webadage]

You rock!!!!

[penetratelomez]

im gonna gut you like a fish

[dougules]

What are you talking about? Alabama is progressive. We sent men to the moon. We also have sodomy laws like every progresive place should, because progressive places care about what goes on in people's bedrooms

[banannaphone19]

should we start videotaping all sexual activities in the bedroom for government satisfaction?

[SuctionTesticleMan]

Are you saying sodomy isn't progressive? I for one am rather partial to a bit of bumsex, and contest your statement. I recommend reaping the progressive rewards; it may broaden your sexual horizon from your sister, to your brother too.

[dougules]

No sodomy isn't progressive. You need to get some Jesus in you!

(If Mary Magdalene and the 12 liked it so much, why don't you think you will too) I'm sorry my sarcasm was a little to subtle the first time around. I like some good ole Alabama sodomy myself from time to time.

[Eddy515]

Ha damn dude u always brighten my day

[emokidrad]

Yea, much better thanks.

So.. are we saying that they can use cucumbers instead of dildos? Intruiging. Luckily, Scotland isn't quite so stupid about these things, and we don't have to resort to vegetables to pleasure ourselves. Wait.. my bad.. cucumbers are fruit...

[MarkDayComedy]

I'd say they were vegetables, no? Either way i dont like them...

[emokidrad]

I also HATE cucumbers. Or as a funny french lady once said to me, comcomburrs...

[Cuzzer55]

lol

[petro1986]

You ended on a high note, Brilliant...

Oh, I remember whip cream from a can as part of my youth. they have it on everything in Spain...

[weeeby]

Canned whipped cream is best sprayed totally upside down and not on it's side.Never plan on visiting Alabama anyway and what is a clitoris again?

[MarkDayComedy]

If only i had known, i only bought the one can...

[Albran]

Good job Mark, I liked the bit about robbing banks.

[MacHamish]

LMFAO!

[lovetheway]

Hey Mark, is the law actually a result of something cucumber farmers pointed out? Is it new?

[nakedgerman]

for the first time I didn't find it too amusing. Informative yes, amusing no.

[MarkDayComedy]

I fear the next one is going to be even less amusing...

[heather2787]

DAMN ALABAMA! Now how are all us ugly chicks gonna hold back from raping the mailman? beware mailmen beware.

[groovytimes]

Hilarious man, glad to have met you at SF, now subscribed

[majesticlizard]

Well, if Alabama helped to elect one to the highest office, it really makes no sense they would be against marketing them.

[qtpandagrl]

lmfao...

[Sabrnig]

Ha HA! yeah f*cking stay out of my life! Should we wait until they tax tea until we throw it in the harbor and revolt? Maybe pile the sex toys in front of the capitol building...

[Sandycheeks1968]

Very funny! I had to favorite this!!! Im gonna have to make you your own playlist!!! More work for me, but good for you! :o) keep up the awesome work!

[LikeWhatevah]

whahah ur co0l,, i love ur accent

[Danith]

That comment was posted to prove that not everyone here is a christian brain-washed conservotard.

[Danith]

I live in Alabama, and alot of us are really embarassed due to our fucked up constitution and redneck christians in government positions. We generally can't do anything about it because there are just enough pschotic bible-thumping conservatives to counter anything we try.

[dewfreakii]

what's a clitoris?

[nggaplz]

dude. you are a FAGGOT

[nortonwhale]

positively delightful!

i love watching your videos

[lauralikes]

the ending was tasty

[70k0]

LoL, nice opinion, gave me a good laugh.

Can't wait till we can't even walk on grass because of the hippies wining a court case on how it is a living thing, heh.

Anyway, nice video as pretty much (99.9%) always.

[gstamantjr]

her clitorous... whatever that is. hahahaha

[ClassicRocker623]

eww!

[Dragongirlfrommars]

haha poor lesbians in Alabama can't buy a dildo. o well. fingers are always a good sub

[OjikesShadow]

That was a great ending. :D

[beanzorela]

"I'm gonna take this vibrator and pop some cherries unless you give me the money"

Very convincing. >_>

[Aexxl]

hahahahaha!

[almaentity]

Obscene material, eh, wonder if they show FoxNews in Alabama.... Make lots more sexually explicit masturabating-inducing love, not war!

[japanesecarrot]

ugh... i hate whipped cream...

[viaDORKtop]

HAHAH! i totally saw it comming with the spraying of your face with the wipped cream. but you actually doing what i thought you would do made my day. =]

[useless2266]

thats dope

[sangisan]

weird...O.o

[XxbestofthebestxX]

Hahaha much better.

[shadowdasher]

duh! alabama, what country is that?. The bible prohibits same vegetables sex, you'll have to marry with an opposite gender vegetable in order to have sex with it and only to have babys. it's the alabama way!(i think also arkansa)

[littlteapot]

and how many accidents will result.

[runawayfae]

makes you wonder how many guns are going to be used as dildos, huh?

[LucyShy]

So.... that's a 'No' on the dildo... but the chains and cat-o-nine-tails is still a Go, right?

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Purian interests?

Puritan interests?

Eh?

[seph0000]

Nice report. Alabama is hilariously ass backwards with their state laws.

[MeppersonUNF]

And...the money shot

[WiseWilly]

Oh my God. Did you notice how much your whip-cream covered head looks like Britney Spears' shaved kitty. Maybe I should see my doctor.

[meccaneer]

You use a Mac! You get +1 cool points.

[idahoMW]

I want to be the first person busted for possession with intent to distribute a device used to stimulate human female genital organs! Road trip to Alabama! ;)

[houndawg87]

medical porpoises?  haha.

[wblack2lsuedu]

I am hearing the words, but all I can think of is Shrek

[pzottolo]

Does a well-designed hand count as a sex toy?

[artofvoice]

i knew you'd bring the cucumber into it...

[JonRankine]

yummy

[Hawkjnr]

Nooo!! not the whipped cream!! haha yus.

my sex collection eh? ill never let those alabameese over to my Country! tell ya that!

i like my KY the way it is lol. Scots 4 ya :P

MON THE SCOTS!!

[mojination]

I need to move out of America.

[VengefulTikiGod]

Haha, best one in a while.

[Girlie134]

Oh my, I love your videos, they always make me laugh! And make me thankful that I live in Canada!

:P

Keep doing what your doing!