I met Caroline Munro at a convention years ago, and she's a really nice lady.
As for StarCrash, apart from the fact that they overdubbed her voice with an American accent (why not just have her use one in the first place if that's what they wanted?) it was a romp of a movie.
Christopher Plummer, as you can see, brought a lot of class to the proceedings as the Emperor, and ya gotta love a robot bodyguard who talks like a Wild West sheriff!
This flick was made to cash in on the popularity of Star Wars. I remember seeing one commercial for it, and then I never heard about it again. It must've really sucked, although I never saw it. I guess Christopher Plummer really needed the money. At least Caroline Munro was nice to look at.
This is like Star Wars meets Jason and the Argonauts meets Spectreman. All with enough bright, flashing colors to cause quite a few epileptic fits. I MUST find this movie!
God help me I actually spent money to see this movie when it came out. It was soooooo bad! The only thing that could have saved it would have been a Caroline Munro nude scene....but there wasn't one.
Two days after I first saw this Youtube video in April 2008 I went to a big Sci Fi convention & bumped into Caroline Munro. I had no idea she would be there, it was a big convention!
Well neither of them are heavily intelectual ( 2001; A Space Oddysey is an example of a more intelectual type sci-fi film ), but Star Wars is much slicker and more profesionaly made than THIS flick to be sure.
Caroline Munro is plays Stella Star in this movie. She was also the bikini girl int the Bond flick "The Spy Who Loved Me" and the slave girl in "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad". David Hassselhof plays the guy in the mask with the lasers shooting out of his eyes.
Earth was the setting, its enemy was an Evil Queen and her army of golden robots (guys in cheap gold wigs and face paint, like that ep of Buck Rogers) that had to get thru Earth's satellite defense to conquer the planet. The heroes had super swords to fight with. They werent laser swords, just sparkly.
The final battle was in Earth orbit, where the captain of an Earth ship had the hots for the evil queen (lois), but had to kill her
the john barry score givs this great piece of italian cheese real hollywood class.
its full of movie rip offs from planet of the vampires to jason and the argonauts, buts its one hell of a fun movie.
christopher plummer hams it up brilliantly, caroline munro was so sexy and the italians im my opinion made a film more entertaining than the very movie they were ripping off.
They threw in every frakkin sci-fi cliche in the blender (including the fishbowl alien from Invaders from Mars) and added hot chicks, a redneck android & David Hasselhoff.
OMG - Christopher Plummer! haha! And here I thought Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country was his first and only foray into science-fiction. This movie looks awesome, albeit in a cheesy and low-budget kind of way!
So, it's like starwars but with hot, hot chicks wearing duct tape instead of storm troopers? Why I have I not heard of this movie before now? Why has this movie not been hailed and celebrated as one of the greatest movies ever made?
@Shamash9 Super hot chicks, outta control stop motion effects, and it's a million times more violent than Star Wars! This is greatest film EVER made!!!
@Shamash9@Shamash9 Super hot chicks, outta control stop motion effects, and it's a million times more violent than Star Wars! This is greatest film EVER made!!!
who's the silly cunt with what looks like lightsaber....id rather stabb my self in the eyes with shape knife then squirt lemon juice in my face..than watch that shite
this is like the porno version of starwars without the sex. this tops (by far) anything Ed Wood ever made. Let me guess 70's knock off of Star wars?no,it inspired Star Wars,can't you tell by the high quality ?
Let me guess 70's knock off of Star wars? This is crappy but I give the director and writer props for trying to make a cool movie. I hope There won't be a remake it will make it even worse. But who knows Hollywood could produce a remake on this. Because Hollywood,right now has the remake syndrome in full swing and I don't think they can be cured.
It's so good to see this! I saw Star Crash on telly one afternoon when I was sick and off school in '84 or '85. Haven't seen it since but I've never tired of telling disbelieving friends about its brilliant, brilliant badness. Cheers for locating and posting!
"Saying Star Crash is inferior to Star Wars is fair. Saying that it's inferior to most children's Lego-based recreations of Star Wars is cruel, but also fair."
Wow I have never seen this before but the description and this clip, DAMN! I need to see this movie, the ultimate super shitty Italian rip off of "Star Wars" HYSTERICAL! The bad costumes alone look worth it!
the ultimate super shitty Italian rip off of "Star Wars",No,this is quality man-you just don't understand what italians go to when produce shit like this.They get b grade actors,drunks to do the special effects and then ad lib the whole production over a weekend.
Yep, really classic bad sci-fi. Still, the writer had some pretty good ideas thrown in, like using a space torpedo as a delivery system for the other sides space commandoes. You don't see a star spanning civilization utilize such tactics on an everyday basis now!
I think it debuted in a local porn theator-opened on friday and closed the thursday before that .Bootleg producers turned it down because of the low quality of production.
not only a great trailer, but the best "About This Video" description i've read in a long time: "If Linda Blair had been in this too I probably never would've bothered to watch any other movie in my life ever." HAHAHAHAHA Luv it!
Was than a missile that crashed through the window and two soldiers jumped out guns blazing and hit their targets point blank? LOL! Cheesiest sound effects and a total ripoff of Star Wars light sabers.
The problem I suppose was execution. Similar things were done in John Woo films but to great success. In anyone else's hands, Woo's action scenes would've probably looked ridiculous as in this clip.
This movie totally laid waste and dominated the entire sci-fi genre of the time. Marjoe Gortner is the embodiment of the late seventies zeitgeist. This, and "When You Comin' Back, Red Ryder?" are the only two movies that anybody really needs.
I remember this movie when i was a kid but i didnt remember the title every time id explain it to someone they would say it was Battle Beyond the Stars and i knew it wasnt!! Its very cheesey but thats what makes it great....
David Hasselhoff is the guy swinging the light-saber-rip-off weapon around and wearing the golden-mask shooting laser from the eyes. Yeah, this movie was BAD. I saw it years ago. OMG. And Christopher Plummer. LOL. So bad but so good at the same time.
this was like a couple years after star wars. it had more action. but alot of big actors wanted to get in on the SW / sci-fi craze. Take "Battle Beyond The Stars", an all-star cast practically.
He his earning his living very pragmatically. He has always said that theatre is his life, but one has to live, and possibily live well, so here is Hollywood and Co. And, anyway, one must recognize that while acting in films, Chris is able to deliver the most idiotic and incredible lines looking like he is declaiming Shakespeare.
"star wars on crack." sonofabitch, that's good! why didn't i think of that one? listen, if i let you know in advance what i'm going to post, will you just please write all my little blurbs for me from here on out?
1:27 "This is George Lucas, I'd like to report a theft."
Calriec 1 week ago
David Hasselhoff's finest hour. but not John Barry's
FilimboUK 1 month ago
Where is RifftraXs when you need them?!
TheTreWay83 2 months ago
Roger Corman has also produced films directed by Jay Aubrey who is one of the Executive Producers of Web-Cam.
You Can see the Web-Cam trailers on this channel: webcamthemovie1
WebCamTheMovie1 4 months ago
OMG! Was Christopher Plummer broke?!
hafedor72 8 months ago
I met Caroline Munro at a convention years ago, and she's a really nice lady.
As for StarCrash, apart from the fact that they overdubbed her voice with an American accent (why not just have her use one in the first place if that's what they wanted?) it was a romp of a movie.
Christopher Plummer, as you can see, brought a lot of class to the proceedings as the Emperor, and ya gotta love a robot bodyguard who talks like a Wild West sheriff!
MaskedMan66 9 months ago
Okay was that giant golden penis that crashed through that spaceship?
Bladestar7 1 year ago
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only257 1 year ago
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only257 1 year ago
mmmmmmmmm, Caroline Munro. When they perfect human cloning I'm ordering a dozen of her.
TomatoeAssassin 1 year ago
This flick was made to cash in on the popularity of Star Wars. I remember seeing one commercial for it, and then I never heard about it again. It must've really sucked, although I never saw it. I guess Christopher Plummer really needed the money. At least Caroline Munro was nice to look at.
ftsjr 1 year ago
@ftsjr Actually, it's a lot of fun.
MaskedMan66 9 months ago
I saw this when i was 9 years old at a Boys club christmas party that was held at the Toledo Sports Arena!!
murrow54 1 year ago
I take it Christopher Plummer had to pay for his mother's kidney operation or something like that.
davidjradich 1 year ago
@davidjradich LOL!!!
RotoPlasmX 1 year ago
Urghh...I just hurled.
chodeshadar18 1 year ago
Well, it looks more interesting than most of the movies the show on SyFy.
NeoVictorianX 1 year ago
They just don't make movies like this anymore... and for good reason.
anon23bf 1 year ago
A wonderful rip-off. Love it to death.
SamusDrake 1 year ago
This is like Star Wars meets Jason and the Argonauts meets Spectreman. All with enough bright, flashing colors to cause quite a few epileptic fits. I MUST find this movie!
SenseiSixString 1 year ago
Best Movie of ALL Time !!!
JeffsRareVids 1 year ago
Great movie! I have seen it more times than Star Wars actually.
drumtum 1 year ago
This looks a very colourful Star Wars-inspired movie. Shame it hasn't been uploaded.
wandererlain 1 year ago
OH MY GOD THIS LOOKS AMAZING
wickedfeylady 1 year ago
This trailer blew my mind right off of my face!
firydeth 1 year ago
You are about to be HURLED!
gosszilla0 1 year ago
God help me I actually spent money to see this movie when it came out. It was soooooo bad! The only thing that could have saved it would have been a Caroline Munro nude scene....but there wasn't one.
FamilyOfMan1975 1 year ago
I actually saw this movie at the drive in when I was a kid, lol.
Chackotae 1 year ago
Two days after I first saw this Youtube video in April 2008 I went to a big Sci Fi convention & bumped into Caroline Munro. I had no idea she would be there, it was a big convention!
borgduck 1 year ago
LOL war beyond the stars was pretty shitty.
websuspect 1 year ago
"Starcrash" looks amazing! I can't wait to see it when the new dvd comes out!
johnnyhorror92182 1 year ago
wtf is going on in this movie?
hecatomb 1 year ago
Greatest bad movie in History!
(Caroline Munro and music from John Barry) ;)
Nevsly 1 year ago
awesome!!!
capimarvel 1 year ago
Caroline Munroe.. Well sexy mmmmmm!!!!
quizmasterdave 1 year ago
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LOL I'm hearing the theme of starwars in my mind by watching this.
videomechanix 1 year ago
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videomechanix 1 year ago
LMAO @ 2:04 WTF!?!?
Considering what a super mega uber-babe Caroline Munro was, I'm surprised the trailer doesn't show her off more.
MikeAM78 1 year ago
This looks more intellectual that Star Wars.
cordedpoodle 2 years ago
Well neither of them are heavily intelectual ( 2001; A Space Oddysey is an example of a more intelectual type sci-fi film ), but Star Wars is much slicker and more profesionaly made than THIS flick to be sure.
Skulldini 2 years ago
Which is why this is better.
cordedpoodle 2 years ago
if i was ever abducted id want stella to help she is sexy
TheDEATHSTARIII 2 years ago
caroline munro looks great she is hot
18seadog 2 years ago 2
Great Trailer. Fun movie too. It reminds me of 7th Voyage of Sinbad. Especially the Haunted Stars part.
Look at those big enormous round...... blue eyes.
Her tits are amazing too.
I like the "Invaders From Mars" judge.
PharaohLetMyPeopleGo 2 years ago
Trash at its best ! Worth to be seen just for sexy dressed Caroline Munro. I saw her few years ago, very sympathic.
rhbel 2 years ago
I'm excited in that I remember the "hand" ship, and the whole trailer is so insufferable, it's awesome!
eyesandmind 2 years ago
looks like a fun movie
leo12namath 2 years ago
Love the crazy ass spacesuits
Carline Munroe wears in this film.
cha5 2 years ago
Btw, I just found an anniversary edition dvd of "Galaxina" @ HalfPrice Books in Indy... Jealous????
Muahahahahahahahahahaaahaaaa
kick967 2 years ago
Christopher Plummer in an epic space dog-of-a-B-movie? With the Hoff, talkshow regular M. Gortner & playmate Caroline Munro?
OHMYGODIGOTTAHAVETHISMOVIE!!!!
(thx 4 posting! U Rule!!!)
kick967 2 years ago
Caroline Munro is plays Stella Star in this movie. She was also the bikini girl int the Bond flick "The Spy Who Loved Me" and the slave girl in "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad". David Hassselhof plays the guy in the mask with the lasers shooting out of his eyes.
MARK1HOE 2 years ago
I need the name of another Star Wars rip off:
Late 70s
Earth was the setting, its enemy was an Evil Queen and her army of golden robots (guys in cheap gold wigs and face paint, like that ep of Buck Rogers) that had to get thru Earth's satellite defense to conquer the planet. The heroes had super swords to fight with. They werent laser swords, just sparkly.
The final battle was in Earth orbit, where the captain of an Earth ship had the hots for the evil queen (lois), but had to kill her
Anyone?
SpreadingtheMuse 2 years ago
You're thinking of Flesh Gordon, the nudie Flash Gordon spoof narrated by Craig T. Nelson of Poltergiest fame
steamfans 2 years ago
Looks more entertaining than Flash Gordon from 1980
mikeeG77 2 years ago
is there any nudity in this movie? -_-
du0 2 years ago
From what I remember, there's no explicit nudity but only the skimpy attire that pretty much every female in the film dons.
NikoTeaJay 2 years ago
hm...oke that is too bad.. though the female leading actrice looks hot:P
du0 2 years ago
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LacusOdii 2 years ago
too bad :(
du0 2 years ago
were'd you watch it?
Shikhs2k9 2 years ago
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LacusOdii 2 years ago
LMFAO, this is just why B movies are so much better than Hollywood bullshit. The laugh factor alone makes these types of movies screen gems!
loveunderlaw 2 years ago
The guy with the curly hair is "The Hoff", yes David Hasslehoff. Really!
jefmj 2 years ago
...AKA "Star TRASH".
(Mrs Munro is hot!)
marzanobros 2 years ago 2
they stole the giant at the beach scene from jason and the argonauts.
ArtistAtBay 2 years ago
movie is cheezy, hassolhoff is in it but they didnt show him, Carline Munroe is hot, and the music is not bad.
ArtistAtBay 2 years ago
Carline Munroe is hot
ArtistAtBay 2 years ago
the leader of the amazon women is hotter
"take my revenge".
brybish 2 years ago
wow this movie is a blast!
tecnoborg75 2 years ago
Who knew women in the future would be continually dressed in bondage attire?
bluzcruz 2 years ago
Does anyone know the technical reason why Caroline Munro, a native English speaker, was dubbed in this film?
denberg2 2 years ago
Up until fairly recently, all Italian films were dubbed.
DeadJerker 2 years ago
i saw this at a friends house...his brother has it on video....wtf....it`s shit...but the dark-haired bird is nice.
lamontsphurba 2 years ago
the john barry score givs this great piece of italian cheese real hollywood class.
its full of movie rip offs from planet of the vampires to jason and the argonauts, buts its one hell of a fun movie.
christopher plummer hams it up brilliantly, caroline munro was so sexy and the italians im my opinion made a film more entertaining than the very movie they were ripping off.
jackscal1 2 years ago
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Caroline Munroe is smokin' hot!
TrashCinemaJunkie77 3 years ago
Carline Munroe is smokin' hot.
TrashCinemaJunkie77 3 years ago
Magnifique!
daltondeuce 3 years ago
They threw in every frakkin sci-fi cliche in the blender (including the fishbowl alien from Invaders from Mars) and added hot chicks, a redneck android & David Hasselhoff.
Stand back when watching this.
mofrakker 3 years ago
OMG - Christopher Plummer! haha! And here I thought Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country was his first and only foray into science-fiction. This movie looks awesome, albeit in a cheesy and low-budget kind of way!
mikepalomino 3 years ago
Fuckin A!! This movie totally owns all the Star Wars flicks.
The babe with laser rifle alone makes princess Leia look like a nun ;P
Wacek4444 3 years ago 2
So, it's like starwars but with hot, hot chicks wearing duct tape instead of storm troopers? Why I have I not heard of this movie before now? Why has this movie not been hailed and celebrated as one of the greatest movies ever made?
Shamash9 3 years ago 27
LOL. x]
ILYxVanessa 3 years ago
@Shamash9 Super hot chicks, outta control stop motion effects, and it's a million times more violent than Star Wars! This is greatest film EVER made!!!
RotoPlasmX 1 year ago
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@Shamash9 @Shamash9 Super hot chicks, outta control stop motion effects, and it's a million times more violent than Star Wars! This is greatest film EVER made!!!
RotoPlasmX 1 year ago
It's realy more like a fairy tale set in space than science fiction I think
Skulldini 3 years ago
I realy dig that robot with the Texan accent. The females were also gorgeous and the visuals had style. I would'nt change a thing about it.
Skulldini 3 years ago 2
Love the space babes. Apparently being fully clothed is against their religion.
scotpens 3 years ago 3
i love this movie, Its so bad, its great!!
vintagestarwars 3 years ago
They were probably hoping that Christopher Plummer would save the movie.
9Ratsel9 3 years ago
Doesn't anyone ever wonder how there's no decompresion whenever a small craft crashes through the window of another spaceship?
9Ratsel9 3 years ago 3
I almost forgot about this gem of a film. Fine entertainment.
Captmiloman 3 years ago
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW LAZAR GUNS. <3
objectionablechione 3 years ago 17
I guess Christopher Plummer needed the money.
DrGull1888 3 years ago 4
I saw this at the theater when I was still in grade school. Even then I knew it was crap!
flashbackchameleon 3 years ago
who's the silly cunt with what looks like lightsaber....id rather stabb my self in the eyes with shape knife then squirt lemon juice in my face..than watch that shite
apollonas101 3 years ago
lol.... this is like the porno version of starwars
akira187d 3 years ago
this is like the porno version of starwars without the sex. this tops (by far) anything Ed Wood ever made. Let me guess 70's knock off of Star wars?no,it inspired Star Wars,can't you tell by the high quality ?
mavericstud9 3 years ago
starwars was made in 76.... this came out in 79.
akira187d 3 years ago
contempt? this tops (by far) anything Ed Wood ever made.
rtx242 3 years ago
Let me guess 70's knock off of Star wars? This is crappy but I give the director and writer props for trying to make a cool movie. I hope There won't be a remake it will make it even worse. But who knows Hollywood could produce a remake on this. Because Hollywood,right now has the remake syndrome in full swing and I don't think they can be cured.
bleedingdiru 3 years ago
if only I had an time machine and made iron man back in the day with 2008 techonolgy I would be an billion air.
burby8100 3 years ago
It's so good to see this! I saw Star Crash on telly one afternoon when I was sick and off school in '84 or '85. Haven't seen it since but I've never tired of telling disbelieving friends about its brilliant, brilliant badness. Cheers for locating and posting!
ClawCarver 3 years ago
It could only be considered brilliant if Carolone Munro gave us all head,while we watched it.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
As a review of this movie states:
"Saying Star Crash is inferior to Star Wars is fair. Saying that it's inferior to most children's Lego-based recreations of Star Wars is cruel, but also fair."
MiketheCabbie 3 years ago
Wow I have never seen this before but the description and this clip, DAMN! I need to see this movie, the ultimate super shitty Italian rip off of "Star Wars" HYSTERICAL! The bad costumes alone look worth it!
cleolefty 3 years ago
Not the ultimate, there's even worse, type in "The Humanoid - scene 1" and see what I mean! May the power be with you...
Jolar70 3 years ago
the ultimate super shitty Italian rip off of "Star Wars",No,this is quality man-you just don't understand what italians go to when produce shit like this.They get b grade actors,drunks to do the special effects and then ad lib the whole production over a weekend.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
Classic!
DarkRavenII 3 years ago
Yep, really classic bad sci-fi. Still, the writer had some pretty good ideas thrown in, like using a space torpedo as a delivery system for the other sides space commandoes. You don't see a star spanning civilization utilize such tactics on an everyday basis now!
Talshiaragent4103 3 years ago
im wait for the special edition
duckbeard402 3 years ago
Star Crash was a right trash of a film!
I rented that years ago as a kid! lol
harrow177 3 years ago
Wasn't this the film that was playing at the end of Bachelor Party ?
LB74 3 years ago
As one critic bluntly put it: "If there had been no 'Star Wars' there would have been no 'Star Crash!'"
TheRebel2007 3 years ago
I noticed this movie has Caroline Munro (of MANIAC fame) .
rricardo1987 3 years ago
I think it debuted in a local porn theator-opened on friday and closed the thursday before that .Bootleg producers turned it down because of the low quality of production.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
I saw a picture of it in an old magazine, looks very funny !!
HOLOKRON 3 years ago
You want a good laugh?
I actually saw this film in the theaters when I was 8.
NemeanLion 3 years ago
me too
adamnusername 3 years ago
not only a great trailer, but the best "About This Video" description i've read in a long time: "If Linda Blair had been in this too I probably never would've bothered to watch any other movie in my life ever." HAHAHAHAHA Luv it!
teaguetodd 3 years ago
Was than a missile that crashed through the window and two soldiers jumped out guns blazing and hit their targets point blank? LOL! Cheesiest sound effects and a total ripoff of Star Wars light sabers.
palacio154 3 years ago
They should of left that shot of the two soldiers out of the trailer. I think that killed the movies chance.
WalleyTV 3 years ago
The problem I suppose was execution. Similar things were done in John Woo films but to great success. In anyone else's hands, Woo's action scenes would've probably looked ridiculous as in this clip.
palacio154 3 years ago
CAROLINA MUNRO! The movie is Caroline Munro and nothing more
pmpm2004 4 years ago
Caroline Munroe is indeed one of the all-time foxes.
KaitainCPS 3 years ago
Surely you mean "Caroline Munro and nothing LESS".
ClawCarver 3 years ago
Man, that is the sharpest, clearest version I've ever seen of the film.
Would you mind telling where we might find picture quality like that?
Thanks.
(5 Stars)
RedKothar 4 years ago
This movie totally laid waste and dominated the entire sci-fi genre of the time. Marjoe Gortner is the embodiment of the late seventies zeitgeist. This, and "When You Comin' Back, Red Ryder?" are the only two movies that anybody really needs.
imexiled 4 years ago 3
this movie looks craptastic! did any of the actors win an oscar? or a bert or ernie? hasselhoff needs to stick with what he knows best... singing.
grayboo212 4 years ago
......MY MIND!
zekeyspaceylizard 4 years ago
Wow. Just, wow.
frumbert 4 years ago
I remember this movie when i was a kid but i didnt remember the title every time id explain it to someone they would say it was Battle Beyond the Stars and i knew it wasnt!! Its very cheesey but thats what makes it great....
jedial31 4 years ago
I must own this movie now. Thanks for sharing. (Next stop: Amazon & Ebay.)
rockandroll343 4 years ago
warning: most of the versions out there are crap transfers! don't pay too much! do your research! (read all the amazon reviews.)
deadenddrivein 4 years ago
I have never seen "Starcrap".
kirkenbunken 4 years ago
huh what? "starcrap"?! man. kids can be so cruel...
deadenddrivein 4 years ago
We can!!? Thanks Mom.
fredlburrows 4 years ago
David Hasselhoff is the guy swinging the light-saber-rip-off weapon around and wearing the golden-mask shooting laser from the eyes. Yeah, this movie was BAD. I saw it years ago. OMG. And Christopher Plummer. LOL. So bad but so good at the same time.
myster1234 4 years ago
It's the satellite of love.
mycheesesteak 4 years ago
i was preparing to be hurled, but instead i just hurled :(
em23 4 years ago
oh.....my.....god.....
this is worse (if is possible) than Flash Gordon!!
Sadwalkers 4 years ago
oh yeah. and i mean that in the best way possible. sam jones is no david hasselhoff.
deadenddrivein 4 years ago
LOL.... oh! The Hoff... is the Man! hehehehe
But... too much Rimmel Hoff! lol
Sadwalkers 4 years ago
"...so vast! so huge!..." ha! stellar writing!
chronicremorse 4 years ago
What the hell is Christopher Plummer doing in this movie...saying those...THINGS?! lol
gpwerner 4 years ago
this was like a couple years after star wars. it had more action. but alot of big actors wanted to get in on the SW / sci-fi craze. Take "Battle Beyond The Stars", an all-star cast practically.
myster1234 4 years ago
He his earning his living very pragmatically. He has always said that theatre is his life, but one has to live, and possibily live well, so here is Hollywood and Co. And, anyway, one must recognize that while acting in films, Chris is able to deliver the most idiotic and incredible lines looking like he is declaiming Shakespeare.
dglekjofg 3 years ago
MUCH better than Battlefiled Earth!
hooweelewis 4 years ago
You know,George Lucas should have let Dario Argenta direct the last 3 Star Wars films...I'm sure he would have done a better job.
mooneepondskid 4 years ago
I own this movie! It rocks my space world!
MizzAurora 4 years ago
check out my trailer for SUPERSONIC MAN. just trust me.
deadenddrivein 4 years ago
It'll cost ya.
fredlburrows 4 years ago
Did Golan Globus produce this? It looks like star wars on crack.
fredlburrows 4 years ago
"star wars on crack." sonofabitch, that's good! why didn't i think of that one? listen, if i let you know in advance what i'm going to post, will you just please write all my little blurbs for me from here on out?
deadenddrivein 4 years ago
Caroline Munro in skimpy outfits.
That makes it worth checking out.
SailorBarsoom 4 years ago
Damn this movie had to have sucked ASS!!
sam4freedom74 4 years ago
not only DID it suck ass, it still DOES suck ass. which is exactly why it is so beloved by so many tens of billions of people the world over.
deadenddrivein 4 years ago