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  • I visited a wet cave in the Ozark Mountains that goes deep into the earth. They've never found the bottom. It is so dark they say if trapped for days on end that you can go blind. There is this Salamander that lives way down there with no skin pigment & is translucent. No need for pigment as it is needed for protection from sun. They have eye lids that melded together, but still have eye balls beneath eye lids that will not open. No need for eyes in pitch dark. They have also sprouted gills now.

  • @DiaShanti P.S. I'm dead serious and not playing. I think this Salamander does a fine job representing the slow process of evolution for a creature to better meet it's needs in whatever climate/environment/conditions it must now face that it's ancestors did not. I've been meaning to do a video on this for sometime now and your video has inspired me to finally get around to it. I think this is very important information. Fascinating.

  • Funny!

  • why are so many of the comments in this video so oblivious to the satire? it hurts my brain...

  • A blind dog evolved and had to find a mate, LOL Ray is so funny.

    Populations evolve not individuals, what an IDiot.

  • @gregrutz Populations are made of individuals.

  • @Obamaluke There are ONLY 4 fundimental forces in nature dummy. Read a science book and while you are at it learn what a ''scientific theory'' is.

    Einstein in his Theory of RelAtivity discribed gravity as mass warping space-time. Many illistrations show an 'indentation' in a 2 D diagram.

  • The first transitional fossil, a dinosaur with feathers, was found 10 years after Darwin published his book and evolution was accepted then. There are hundreds of transitional fossils on record today.

  • @Obamaluke Gravity is a fundimental force of nature. All matter attracts all other matter. That is Newton's old, simple explaination. I don't think you are ready for Einstein's warped space-time Theory of Reletivity.

  • idiot, evolution is not 'proven'. It is only a theory because in the end, scientists don't know for sure if evolution happpened. Get that in your freaking heads you atheists

  • @OldaurGold Scientists did prove the process of evolution happens. There is even a theory that explains how the process of evolution happens. DNA shows how all life is related, marker in DNA prove evolution happens.

  • @gregrutz "Scientists did prove the process of evolution happens. There is even a theory that explains how the process of evolution happens." Twat.

  • @Obamaluke The indentation of space an object causes by it's mass where it can attract other objects by the force indentation. Thats the simple way of saying it.

  • @Obamaluke what other gravity is there?

  • @Obamaluke

    Is one part of what makes up gravitational theory. Just like the observed undeniable fact that species evolved over time is part of what makes up the theory of evolution.

  • @Obamaluke Saying Evolution is a theory is like saying Gravity is a theory. You cannot ultimately prove anything but it is a scientific fact.

  • oh so ridiculous lol

  • @Obamaluke

    If it can be falsified not refuted.

  • Potholer54 false DMCA mirror:

    /watch?v=vI1tohyMbpE

  • @achtungcircus though i appreciate the intention, please don't spam my video. if you want me to see, send it in a PM. otherwise, don't use my comments section as advertising space.

  • heh heh The peanut butter part is my personal favorite. Great video. Thanks for the chuckle.

    

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  • @fantasticshokh why am I dumb?

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  • @fantasticshokh Thanks for the crash course in sarcasm, chief. You still didn't say why I'm dumb and you seem to be blissfully unaware of why I mentioned every point in this video. This isn't "sarcasm" in my video and I'm sorry if you missed the point so drastically that it made you think I'm dumb.

  • @chattiestspike2 i watched a couple of your other videos, to get your real prospective on the subject, then i watched this video again, and I realized what your trying to convey here. For someone who's watching your videos for the first time, you sound here like a creationist poking fun at evolution. I take back what i said initially.

  • @fantasticshokh lol cool. I'll try to make the satire a little more obvious for first time viewers.

  • who is he looking at?

    lol

  • so you saw an eevee :D AWESOME!!! how are you going to evolove it?!

  • Love your stuff

  • A male AND female crockaduck evolving at the same time!? If that's not proof of God, I don't know what is! What are the odds that both would spontaneously evolve at the same time? ZERO! You evolutionists wouldn't see the evidence for God if it bit you on the rear!

  • Right there in front of us. LOL your such a loser.

  • This is my favorite video of yours so far! Totally epic.

  • Cat fossils sleeping with dog fossils. What is the world coming to?

  • Hahaha as soon as you said new life, I was expecting a jar of peanut butter to show up

  • SO GOOD!!!

    btw, what's the soundtrack you're using? so epic

  • Wouldn't it have been easier to just wear a boot on your head and say "My hat is a boot, your argument is invalid"

  • What is this music?

  • You may have found a crocoduck... but have you found the "bullfrog"?

  • I find this difficult to masturbate to.

  • Don't listen to the people talking shit about your satire. I think you are doing a great job. I enjoy everything you produce, so do what you feel.

  • @DiscoveringReligion This video is essentially my response to the people telling me not to do satire.

  • Ah, ha ha! Another excellent, hilarious, smart, funny video.

    Outstanding.

  • Micro evolution: look at new strains of bacteria and virus. That one day might kill us all.

    (wikipedia definition) Macroevolutionary studies focus on change that occurs at or above the level of species...

    If you want to see macro evolution in action: look at how dogs and cats and other pets have developed to socially interact with humanity, for their own benefit. Rather than pack hunt us and rip our shit up.

    Where's your god now?

    WINNING!

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  • Are you really pausing to read this? Haha, I'm a sucker. Dammit!

  • If this is a satire - it's a very dumb one.

  • @MrJurekGG um.. no this is serious

  • @MrJurekGG What on earth makes you think this is satire?

  • ROFL it's only funneh because the ''tards really think that that's how science rolls.

  • Good stuff man.

  • Herpata Derpa!!

  • can you provide a link to that new life in a peanut butter jar?

    the researcher, herpata derpa, is he from India?

    (troll bite .. let's see how mant I get ...).

  • this is great.

  • man your last few vids have been really shite your old stuff was funny, get back to doing what you do well ie funny debunk vids this whole satire thing is pish.

  • @JOOGAL1111 sorry bro

  • In your next video can you please explain : how the moon got there? And who put it there? Love Bill O'.

  • Lol, I love these new vids! Creation FTW!

  • I thought this was brilliant satire, showing not only that science doesn't come up with bullshit , but also shows how ridiculous the level of proof is which religion people accept or expect.

  • you need more views

  • The best satire is indistinguishable from the real thing!

    You have this down!

  • hahaha comedy! This is awesome.

  • I love The Island

  • You are a straaaaaaaange dude, Chattie.

    Not that that's not a bad thing.

  • :-)

  • Oh yea?! I found a jar of peanut butter in my basement that had rolled under the steps back in 1973. I took it to a sterile lab and under a very strict contamination protocol I looked into it with a microscope. Lo and behold! There before me, from this simple jar of peanut butter lay an entire advanced civilization of microbes! Whole cities, roads, airports on an unimaginable scale! They worshipped me as their God. Then one day I left the lid off... and the dog found the open jar. True story.

  • Just when I was wondering how you were going to top the gravity series you bring us this. Genius

  • Ha ha I love the creationist bullshit references in this vid.

  • This was epic. Do this more.

  • I guess 29 folks thought you were serious and thumbed it down.

  • LOVE IT!

  • I think few creationists realize what you are saying disproves evolution ... lol

    BTW - tell me how you did the music - plz.

  • ATTENTION: This is satire, don't take it literally and please have fun! :D

  • What I like about this is that if indeed... all those things you mentioned happened, not only would it prove evolution (or the creationist's understanding thereof), it would also disprove evolution (the scientist's understanding thereof). In other words, neither side would win or lose with this. Wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever?

  • What are the chances a person would be born queen of England? 100 percent if your the queen of England! Chance doesn't exist! Lol

  • Herpata derpa ?

  • What movie soundtrack was used in the background? Dark Knight?

  • I do one better, I put a sterilized dish in front of a microscope, and cells just pop into being fully formed.

  • Herpata Derpa

    Priceless :)

  • You still have to show a monkey giving birth to a man!

  • @MrStillmans you didnt see all the details int he video did you

  • @MrStillmans that is not evolution, that is pure witchcraft

  • This gives me peace, at least we "know" rather than believing in something that is totally not true. Evolution is a fact and slowly humans will accept it. Slowly, humans will evolve too.

  • first one to thumb it down

  • @erdal0 gasp!!

  • @chattiestspike2 just sayin

  • Accurate and correct is now a meme.

  • well, evolution it's ok, as long as gravity is wrong.

  • @TLSlayer1 I could add homeopathy to your list of scams!

  • @TLSlayer1 That makes sense because everyone who views a youtube video, has a youtube account, and is logged in, and is viewing it on this page and not a channel or from a page with it embedded, and no one re-watches or refreshes a page with a video on it, oh and everyone who views a video either likes or dislikes it 100%,.

  • ...but that doesn't prove gravity. Where did crocoduck come from? You can't answer that.

    How did cows just evolve at the same time that cocoa beans evolved?

    God invented them so we could have chocolate milk... and toll house cookies to go with.

    silly evolutionaryismist.

  • Some horrible mutant dog grew eye legs teeth etc, and you did NOT kill this horrible mistake of nature. You realize that you've doomed us all right? Within weeks we're all gonna be this horrible bloody mass of churning body parts, spreading and consuming EVERYTHING!! You've doomed us all, DOOOMED USSS ALL!!!!

    Wait, hold on a sec, I have just been informed that this creature was indeed NOT the alien from John Carpenter's The Thing. Carry on.

  • @JohnHenryAlex

    That's why choosey muthas choose Jiff. LOL

  • brilliant as always

  • Lol nice video. Herpata Derpa is really the king at proving that Evolution as a fact.

  • @TLSlayer1 Don't forget, in order to rate a You Tube video, you have to have a You Tube account. I think that might account for part of the difference, i.e. people who watch this with out a You Tube account can't rate it.

  • Brilliant, as usual.

  • hahahahaha gold.

  • so silly

  • @TLSlayer1 me too...

  • Excellent Testimonial! 

  • ... ... ... LOL!!! *falls on the flood laughing*

  • Is that from the Lords of Shadow soundtrack? Goddamn, is that ever a great score.

  • Herpata Derpa! She's my favorite scientist.

  • @vacant2012 Now that's just silly. Everyone knows Herpata Derpa is a manly man (of much manlyness and beards aplenty!). You so ignorant of scientific facts. Herpata Derpa dosn't want you in his congregation :(

  • Awesome

  • LMAO!!! The best line there was "It's a theory which means there is no evidence" Hilarious.

  • Gives new meaning to the term " Jesus wept "

    This video proves he is only crying "Crocoduck tears"

  • so how did a pig evolve to make maple flavored bacon??? huh???

  • hahaha

  • like how creationists say, I've never seen a monkey give birth to a human. And if that ever happened that would actually disprove evolution. great vid.

  • Herpata Derpa - ah one of my favourite evolutionary scientists of all time ;)

  • I lol'd hard. You, sir, are awesome.

  • There's still the unresolved issue about the tide. Comes in, goes out; never a miscommunication. I'm still on the fence...

  • i am a "creationist" but i still think evolution is real, i know many people may think im crazy and stuff but, i hate the closed mined creationist that dont believe in anything and wont listen to anything either. even if u say God could have created life to evolve they still wont listen

  • @Shift4chizzle for what its worth I don't consider people like you that think a god might have created the natural processes that lead to the earth and life on it to be nearly as insane as the rest of them. I'm not sure what makes you "creationist" if you don't believe that life or the earth was specially created though. Wouldn't that just make you a typical moderate christian who - pardon the possible insult - chooses to cherrypick what they believe and don't believe from the bible?

  • @TheStigma yes that is basically what i am. i just wish people (christians and other religious people) could believe that there is a God but not believe all or some of the other stuff, for example, from what i have heard and stuff, i have made a conclusion that there is possibly a God, but from other evidence i also believe evolution in some way is correct, maybe not everything C. Darwin said was true, but you know what i mean. and besides, many scientist also believe there are…continued...

  • @TheStigma …continued…there are scientist who believe that there are alternate universes that defy the laws of physics we have in our universe or planet, and if there were to be a God then he obviously defies the laws of physics, if there are other universes that could defy OUR laws of physics couldnt there be this God in that universe as well? maybe he is an advanced being in the 11th dimension that made us. you know what i mean? look at this documentary: watch?v=EpujTp21cmk

  • @Shift4chizzle It's not an impossibility that something like that could exist no (probably not the specific god of the bible that is self-contradictor in so many ways - but some more general "godlike" being sure). The only problem is that Nessie or Bigfoot isn't impossible either. Going by what "could possibly be the case" just has no practical value - so personally I feel it isn't very wise to base any choices in real life upon things for which there is no credible evidence - until you get it.

  • @TheStigma yeah i see what ur saying

    but one of my many goals in life is to find proof of God, like hard proof, scientific proof. but along the way also thinking that i may not, but if i happen to find proof against God, which would be harder than finding proof, only then would i definitely not believe it, but finding proof against it is much much harder than for it.

  • @Shift4chizzle Goals in life are what you chose them to be. If you want to seek "god", fine by me. I do want to offer a little advice before I go though. If you want to seek something - you should first of all try to define what it is you seek - otherwise you have no way of recognizing it if you ever do find it. As it stands I have never heard anything remotely approaching a practical/usable definition of "god" - so if you want to seek god I suggest starting by solving that issue. best of luck.

  • Yea, but how can I believe this unless you show me a Monkeymoeba? You have to show me the transitional fossils of how we transformed from amoebas into monkeys overnight before Genesis but after it rained on the rocks for a really long time. I have never seen a monkeymoeba, have you? Evolution is fake and gay.

    Sincerly,

    Loyal Subscriber

  • Busting those old Creationist chestnuts, good job.

  • Thank you for a an interesting bit. I think you bring a certain feeling to your videos and they're always concise. Keep up the good work.

  • lol. If that happened the creationists would still believe in god.

  • @Evilanious if that ever happened, we would stop believing in evolution

  • @chattiestspike2 evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit. i dont really know why you keep making these videos.this shit is funny as hell though.

  • @telekatron "evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit."

    I really hope your joking, because if your serious your an idiot. If you joking then I missed the point. Either way one of us is an idiot and unless you were joking it's you.

  • @spacewolf5462 hahah i love how ppl call everyone "idiots" on youtube . but sorry its common knowledge that evolution proves nothing and never has. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement

  • @telekatron, //. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement//

    yes. you are an idiot. Knowing words like chirality has nothing to do with it though. The organization of a molecule wasn't what we were talking about. It's merely a pathetic attempt on your part to make yourself sound smart. But you've failed for the simple reason that you don't know what your talking about.

  • @spacewolf5462 oh im so stupid and this is obviously me attempting to sound smart maybe you should look up "nassim haramein sacred geometry and unified fields " and i guess the organization of a molecule has nothing to do with how things "evolve". basing everything on matter which has metaphysical properties is a great bases for defending your views. im done commenting

  • @telekatron,

    This Nassim haramein isn't taken seriously in science for a reason. The fact that you bring him up again shows that your an idiot.

    //. im done commenting //

    Bye, and have a nice day then. :)

  • WOW 0.0

  • @BuecherFuerAlle yep... didn't see that coming did you. evolution just got real

  • @chattiestspike2 totally got me off guard

  • Yea for magic!

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