I visited a wet cave in the Ozark Mountains that goes deep into the earth. They've never found the bottom. It is so dark they say if trapped for days on end that you can go blind. There is this Salamander that lives way down there with no skin pigment & is translucent. No need for pigment as it is needed for protection from sun. They have eye lids that melded together, but still have eye balls beneath eye lids that will not open. No need for eyes in pitch dark. They have also sprouted gills now.
@DiaShanti P.S. I'm dead serious and not playing. I think this Salamander does a fine job representing the slow process of evolution for a creature to better meet it's needs in whatever climate/environment/conditions it must now face that it's ancestors did not. I've been meaning to do a video on this for sometime now and your video has inspired me to finally get around to it. I think this is very important information. Fascinating.
The first transitional fossil, a dinosaur with feathers, was found 10 years after Darwin published his book and evolution was accepted then. There are hundreds of transitional fossils on record today.
@Obamaluke Gravity is a fundimental force of nature. All matter attracts all other matter. That is Newton's old, simple explaination. I don't think you are ready for Einstein's warped space-time Theory of Reletivity.
idiot, evolution is not 'proven'. It is only a theory because in the end, scientists don't know for sure if evolution happpened. Get that in your freaking heads you atheists
@OldaurGold Scientists did prove the process of evolution happens. There is even a theory that explains how the process of evolution happens. DNA shows how all life is related, marker in DNA prove evolution happens.
@Obamaluke The indentation of space an object causes by it's mass where it can attract other objects by the force indentation. Thats the simple way of saying it.
Is one part of what makes up gravitational theory. Just like the observed undeniable fact that species evolved over time is part of what makes up the theory of evolution.
@achtungcircus though i appreciate the intention, please don't spam my video. if you want me to see, send it in a PM. otherwise, don't use my comments section as advertising space.
@fantasticshokh Thanks for the crash course in sarcasm, chief. You still didn't say why I'm dumb and you seem to be blissfully unaware of why I mentioned every point in this video. This isn't "sarcasm" in my video and I'm sorry if you missed the point so drastically that it made you think I'm dumb.
@chattiestspike2 i watched a couple of your other videos, to get your real prospective on the subject, then i watched this video again, and I realized what your trying to convey here. For someone who's watching your videos for the first time, you sound here like a creationist poking fun at evolution. I take back what i said initially.
A male AND female crockaduck evolving at the same time!? If that's not proof of God, I don't know what is! What are the odds that both would spontaneously evolve at the same time? ZERO! You evolutionists wouldn't see the evidence for God if it bit you on the rear!
Micro evolution: look at new strains of bacteria and virus. That one day might kill us all.
(wikipedia definition) Macroevolutionary studies focus on change that occurs at or above the level of species...
If you want to see macro evolution in action: look at how dogs and cats and other pets have developed to socially interact with humanity, for their own benefit. Rather than pack hunt us and rip our shit up.
man your last few vids have been really shite your old stuff was funny, get back to doing what you do well ie funny debunk vids this whole satire thing is pish.
I thought this was brilliant satire, showing not only that science doesn't come up with bullshit , but also shows how ridiculous the level of proof is which religion people accept or expect.
Oh yea?! I found a jar of peanut butter in my basement that had rolled under the steps back in 1973. I took it to a sterile lab and under a very strict contamination protocol I looked into it with a microscope. Lo and behold! There before me, from this simple jar of peanut butter lay an entire advanced civilization of microbes! Whole cities, roads, airports on an unimaginable scale! They worshipped me as their God. Then one day I left the lid off... and the dog found the open jar. True story.
What I like about this is that if indeed... all those things you mentioned happened, not only would it prove evolution (or the creationist's understanding thereof), it would also disprove evolution (the scientist's understanding thereof). In other words, neither side would win or lose with this. Wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever?
This gives me peace, at least we "know" rather than believing in something that is totally not true. Evolution is a fact and slowly humans will accept it. Slowly, humans will evolve too.
@TLSlayer1 That makes sense because everyone who views a youtube video, has a youtube account, and is logged in, and is viewing it on this page and not a channel or from a page with it embedded, and no one re-watches or refreshes a page with a video on it, oh and everyone who views a video either likes or dislikes it 100%,.
Some horrible mutant dog grew eye legs teeth etc, and you did NOT kill this horrible mistake of nature. You realize that you've doomed us all right? Within weeks we're all gonna be this horrible bloody mass of churning body parts, spreading and consuming EVERYTHING!! You've doomed us all, DOOOMED USSS ALL!!!!
Wait, hold on a sec, I have just been informed that this creature was indeed NOT the alien from John Carpenter's The Thing. Carry on.
@TLSlayer1 Don't forget, in order to rate a You Tube video, you have to have a You Tube account. I think that might account for part of the difference, i.e. people who watch this with out a You Tube account can't rate it.
@vacant2012 Now that's just silly. Everyone knows Herpata Derpa is a manly man (of much manlyness and beards aplenty!). You so ignorant of scientific facts. Herpata Derpa dosn't want you in his congregation :(
like how creationists say, I've never seen a monkey give birth to a human. And if that ever happened that would actually disprove evolution. great vid.
i am a "creationist" but i still think evolution is real, i know many people may think im crazy and stuff but, i hate the closed mined creationist that dont believe in anything and wont listen to anything either. even if u say God could have created life to evolve they still wont listen
@Shift4chizzle for what its worth I don't consider people like you that think a god might have created the natural processes that lead to the earth and life on it to be nearly as insane as the rest of them. I'm not sure what makes you "creationist" if you don't believe that life or the earth was specially created though. Wouldn't that just make you a typical moderate christian who - pardon the possible insult - chooses to cherrypick what they believe and don't believe from the bible?
@TheStigma yes that is basically what i am. i just wish people (christians and other religious people) could believe that there is a God but not believe all or some of the other stuff, for example, from what i have heard and stuff, i have made a conclusion that there is possibly a God, but from other evidence i also believe evolution in some way is correct, maybe not everything C. Darwin said was true, but you know what i mean. and besides, many scientist also believe there are…continued...
@TheStigma …continued…there are scientist who believe that there are alternate universes that defy the laws of physics we have in our universe or planet, and if there were to be a God then he obviously defies the laws of physics, if there are other universes that could defy OUR laws of physics couldnt there be this God in that universe as well? maybe he is an advanced being in the 11th dimension that made us. you know what i mean? look at this documentary: watch?v=EpujTp21cmk
@Shift4chizzle It's not an impossibility that something like that could exist no (probably not the specific god of the bible that is self-contradictor in so many ways - but some more general "godlike" being sure). The only problem is that Nessie or Bigfoot isn't impossible either. Going by what "could possibly be the case" just has no practical value - so personally I feel it isn't very wise to base any choices in real life upon things for which there is no credible evidence - until you get it.
but one of my many goals in life is to find proof of God, like hard proof, scientific proof. but along the way also thinking that i may not, but if i happen to find proof against God, which would be harder than finding proof, only then would i definitely not believe it, but finding proof against it is much much harder than for it.
@Shift4chizzle Goals in life are what you chose them to be. If you want to seek "god", fine by me. I do want to offer a little advice before I go though. If you want to seek something - you should first of all try to define what it is you seek - otherwise you have no way of recognizing it if you ever do find it. As it stands I have never heard anything remotely approaching a practical/usable definition of "god" - so if you want to seek god I suggest starting by solving that issue. best of luck.
Yea, but how can I believe this unless you show me a Monkeymoeba? You have to show me the transitional fossils of how we transformed from amoebas into monkeys overnight before Genesis but after it rained on the rocks for a really long time. I have never seen a monkeymoeba, have you? Evolution is fake and gay.
@chattiestspike2 evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit. i dont really know why you keep making these videos.this shit is funny as hell though.
@telekatron "evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit."
I really hope your joking, because if your serious your an idiot. If you joking then I missed the point. Either way one of us is an idiot and unless you were joking it's you.
@spacewolf5462 hahah i love how ppl call everyone "idiots" on youtube . but sorry its common knowledge that evolution proves nothing and never has. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement
@telekatron, //. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement//
yes. you are an idiot. Knowing words like chirality has nothing to do with it though. The organization of a molecule wasn't what we were talking about. It's merely a pathetic attempt on your part to make yourself sound smart. But you've failed for the simple reason that you don't know what your talking about.
@spacewolf5462 oh im so stupid and this is obviously me attempting to sound smart maybe you should look up "nassim haramein sacred geometry and unified fields " and i guess the organization of a molecule has nothing to do with how things "evolve". basing everything on matter which has metaphysical properties is a great bases for defending your views. im done commenting
I visited a wet cave in the Ozark Mountains that goes deep into the earth. They've never found the bottom. It is so dark they say if trapped for days on end that you can go blind. There is this Salamander that lives way down there with no skin pigment & is translucent. No need for pigment as it is needed for protection from sun. They have eye lids that melded together, but still have eye balls beneath eye lids that will not open. No need for eyes in pitch dark. They have also sprouted gills now.
DiaShanti 1 month ago
@DiaShanti P.S. I'm dead serious and not playing. I think this Salamander does a fine job representing the slow process of evolution for a creature to better meet it's needs in whatever climate/environment/conditions it must now face that it's ancestors did not. I've been meaning to do a video on this for sometime now and your video has inspired me to finally get around to it. I think this is very important information. Fascinating.
DiaShanti 1 month ago
Funny!
rmj15mu 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
why are so many of the comments in this video so oblivious to the satire? it hurts my brain...
archkyle 2 months ago in playlist More videos from chattiestspike2
A blind dog evolved and had to find a mate, LOL Ray is so funny.
Populations evolve not individuals, what an IDiot.
gregrutz 3 months ago
@gregrutz Populations are made of individuals.
modernrocks 2 weeks ago
@Obamaluke There are ONLY 4 fundimental forces in nature dummy. Read a science book and while you are at it learn what a ''scientific theory'' is.
Einstein in his Theory of RelAtivity discribed gravity as mass warping space-time. Many illistrations show an 'indentation' in a 2 D diagram.
gregrutz 3 months ago
The first transitional fossil, a dinosaur with feathers, was found 10 years after Darwin published his book and evolution was accepted then. There are hundreds of transitional fossils on record today.
gregrutz 3 months ago
@Obamaluke Gravity is a fundimental force of nature. All matter attracts all other matter. That is Newton's old, simple explaination. I don't think you are ready for Einstein's warped space-time Theory of Reletivity.
gregrutz 3 months ago
idiot, evolution is not 'proven'. It is only a theory because in the end, scientists don't know for sure if evolution happpened. Get that in your freaking heads you atheists
OldaurGold 3 months ago
@OldaurGold Scientists did prove the process of evolution happens. There is even a theory that explains how the process of evolution happens. DNA shows how all life is related, marker in DNA prove evolution happens.
gregrutz 3 months ago
@gregrutz "Scientists did prove the process of evolution happens. There is even a theory that explains how the process of evolution happens." Twat.
modernrocks 2 weeks ago
@Obamaluke The indentation of space an object causes by it's mass where it can attract other objects by the force indentation. Thats the simple way of saying it.
Dakzilla13 4 months ago
@Obamaluke what other gravity is there?
PeasantofMercia 5 months ago
@Obamaluke
Is one part of what makes up gravitational theory. Just like the observed undeniable fact that species evolved over time is part of what makes up the theory of evolution.
JamesThWilliams 5 months ago
@Obamaluke Saying Evolution is a theory is like saying Gravity is a theory. You cannot ultimately prove anything but it is a scientific fact.
PeasantofMercia 5 months ago
oh so ridiculous lol
Fantasticlist 5 months ago
@Obamaluke
If it can be falsified not refuted.
JamesThWilliams 5 months ago
Potholer54 false DMCA mirror:
/watch?v=vI1tohyMbpE
achtungcircus 5 months ago
@achtungcircus though i appreciate the intention, please don't spam my video. if you want me to see, send it in a PM. otherwise, don't use my comments section as advertising space.
chattiestspike2 5 months ago
heh heh The peanut butter part is my personal favorite. Great video. Thanks for the chuckle.
irreverentreverend 6 months ago
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fantasticshokh 6 months ago
@fantasticshokh why am I dumb?
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
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fantasticshokh 6 months ago
@fantasticshokh Thanks for the crash course in sarcasm, chief. You still didn't say why I'm dumb and you seem to be blissfully unaware of why I mentioned every point in this video. This isn't "sarcasm" in my video and I'm sorry if you missed the point so drastically that it made you think I'm dumb.
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
@chattiestspike2 i watched a couple of your other videos, to get your real prospective on the subject, then i watched this video again, and I realized what your trying to convey here. For someone who's watching your videos for the first time, you sound here like a creationist poking fun at evolution. I take back what i said initially.
fantasticshokh 6 months ago
@fantasticshokh lol cool. I'll try to make the satire a little more obvious for first time viewers.
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
who is he looking at?
lol
aaugoaa 6 months ago
so you saw an eevee :D AWESOME!!! how are you going to evolove it?!
robertgaudlitz 6 months ago
Love your stuff
fighterace2688 6 months ago
A male AND female crockaduck evolving at the same time!? If that's not proof of God, I don't know what is! What are the odds that both would spontaneously evolve at the same time? ZERO! You evolutionists wouldn't see the evidence for God if it bit you on the rear!
mooseflier 6 months ago
Right there in front of us. LOL your such a loser.
NewGenerationAnarchy 6 months ago
This is my favorite video of yours so far! Totally epic.
MsScienceFTW 6 months ago
Cat fossils sleeping with dog fossils. What is the world coming to?
twistedH3L1X 6 months ago
Hahaha as soon as you said new life, I was expecting a jar of peanut butter to show up
Beyondisme 6 months ago
SO GOOD!!!
btw, what's the soundtrack you're using? so epic
squeeker1992 6 months ago
Wouldn't it have been easier to just wear a boot on your head and say "My hat is a boot, your argument is invalid"
AdmiralCasey18 6 months ago
What is this music?
NovemberBegin 6 months ago
You may have found a crocoduck... but have you found the "bullfrog"?
Mectrixctic 6 months ago
I find this difficult to masturbate to.
TheKenTerry 6 months ago
Don't listen to the people talking shit about your satire. I think you are doing a great job. I enjoy everything you produce, so do what you feel.
DiscoveringReligion 6 months ago
@DiscoveringReligion This video is essentially my response to the people telling me not to do satire.
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
Ah, ha ha! Another excellent, hilarious, smart, funny video.
Outstanding.
MisterDataJack 6 months ago
Micro evolution: look at new strains of bacteria and virus. That one day might kill us all.
(wikipedia definition) Macroevolutionary studies focus on change that occurs at or above the level of species...
If you want to see macro evolution in action: look at how dogs and cats and other pets have developed to socially interact with humanity, for their own benefit. Rather than pack hunt us and rip our shit up.
Where's your god now?
WINNING!
smartarse001 6 months ago
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smartarse001 6 months ago
Are you really pausing to read this? Haha, I'm a sucker. Dammit!
anglicantian 6 months ago
If this is a satire - it's a very dumb one.
MrJurekGG 6 months ago
@MrJurekGG um.. no this is serious
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
@MrJurekGG What on earth makes you think this is satire?
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
ROFL it's only funneh because the ''tards really think that that's how science rolls.
rozeboosje 6 months ago
Good stuff man.
evolutionist101 6 months ago
Herpata Derpa!!
johndivy 6 months ago
can you provide a link to that new life in a peanut butter jar?
the researcher, herpata derpa, is he from India?
(troll bite .. let's see how mant I get ...).
eyallev 6 months ago
this is great.
Hemmersfield1 6 months ago
man your last few vids have been really shite your old stuff was funny, get back to doing what you do well ie funny debunk vids this whole satire thing is pish.
JOOGAL1111 6 months ago
@JOOGAL1111 sorry bro
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
In your next video can you please explain : how the moon got there? And who put it there? Love Bill O'.
frank3976 6 months ago
Lol, I love these new vids! Creation FTW!
geragna 6 months ago
I thought this was brilliant satire, showing not only that science doesn't come up with bullshit , but also shows how ridiculous the level of proof is which religion people accept or expect.
theUKatheist 6 months ago
you need more views
quote55 6 months ago
The best satire is indistinguishable from the real thing!
You have this down!
IllPropaganda 6 months ago
hahaha comedy! This is awesome.
RIPZatren 6 months ago
I love The Island
Encratis 6 months ago
You are a straaaaaaaange dude, Chattie.
Not that that's not a bad thing.
lupine73 6 months ago
:-)
SiriusMined 6 months ago
Oh yea?! I found a jar of peanut butter in my basement that had rolled under the steps back in 1973. I took it to a sterile lab and under a very strict contamination protocol I looked into it with a microscope. Lo and behold! There before me, from this simple jar of peanut butter lay an entire advanced civilization of microbes! Whole cities, roads, airports on an unimaginable scale! They worshipped me as their God. Then one day I left the lid off... and the dog found the open jar. True story.
deepashtray 6 months ago
Just when I was wondering how you were going to top the gravity series you bring us this. Genius
Boomx2Brian 6 months ago
Ha ha I love the creationist bullshit references in this vid.
LordDoomable 6 months ago
This was epic. Do this more.
AtheistrEvolutionist 6 months ago
I guess 29 folks thought you were serious and thumbed it down.
saxmanchiro 6 months ago
LOVE IT!
DeusExWhyZed 6 months ago
I think few creationists realize what you are saying disproves evolution ... lol
BTW - tell me how you did the music - plz.
gaglamesh731 6 months ago
ATTENTION: This is satire, don't take it literally and please have fun! :D
Nverdis 6 months ago
What I like about this is that if indeed... all those things you mentioned happened, not only would it prove evolution (or the creationist's understanding thereof), it would also disprove evolution (the scientist's understanding thereof). In other words, neither side would win or lose with this. Wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever?
DeathsPictures 6 months ago
What are the chances a person would be born queen of England? 100 percent if your the queen of England! Chance doesn't exist! Lol
OpenAirAtheist 6 months ago
Herpata derpa ?
hotpopcorncake 6 months ago
What movie soundtrack was used in the background? Dark Knight?
smaakjeks 6 months ago
I do one better, I put a sterilized dish in front of a microscope, and cells just pop into being fully formed.
TheAtheistPaladin 6 months ago
Herpata Derpa
Priceless :)
bary1234 6 months ago
You still have to show a monkey giving birth to a man!
MrStillmans 6 months ago
@MrStillmans you didnt see all the details int he video did you
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
@MrStillmans that is not evolution, that is pure witchcraft
quote55 6 months ago
This gives me peace, at least we "know" rather than believing in something that is totally not true. Evolution is a fact and slowly humans will accept it. Slowly, humans will evolve too.
wayneharrel 6 months ago
first one to thumb it down
erdal0 6 months ago
@erdal0 gasp!!
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
@chattiestspike2 just sayin
erdal0 6 months ago
Accurate and correct is now a meme.
thefusilier1000 6 months ago
well, evolution it's ok, as long as gravity is wrong.
gilberto201 6 months ago
@TLSlayer1 I could add homeopathy to your list of scams!
Nilsy1975 6 months ago
@TLSlayer1 That makes sense because everyone who views a youtube video, has a youtube account, and is logged in, and is viewing it on this page and not a channel or from a page with it embedded, and no one re-watches or refreshes a page with a video on it, oh and everyone who views a video either likes or dislikes it 100%,.
WickedJargon 6 months ago
...but that doesn't prove gravity. Where did crocoduck come from? You can't answer that.
How did cows just evolve at the same time that cocoa beans evolved?
God invented them so we could have chocolate milk... and toll house cookies to go with.
silly evolutionaryismist.
DeathofSpeech 6 months ago
Some horrible mutant dog grew eye legs teeth etc, and you did NOT kill this horrible mistake of nature. You realize that you've doomed us all right? Within weeks we're all gonna be this horrible bloody mass of churning body parts, spreading and consuming EVERYTHING!! You've doomed us all, DOOOMED USSS ALL!!!!
Wait, hold on a sec, I have just been informed that this creature was indeed NOT the alien from John Carpenter's The Thing. Carry on.
supermanlypunch 6 months ago
@JohnHenryAlex
That's why choosey muthas choose Jiff. LOL
DeathofSpeech 6 months ago
brilliant as always
xbigwolfx 6 months ago
Lol nice video. Herpata Derpa is really the king at proving that Evolution as a fact.
edpeterson1 6 months ago
@TLSlayer1 Don't forget, in order to rate a You Tube video, you have to have a You Tube account. I think that might account for part of the difference, i.e. people who watch this with out a You Tube account can't rate it.
Nilsy1975 6 months ago
Brilliant, as usual.
derek24hudson 6 months ago
hahahahaha gold.
GallusSapien 6 months ago
so silly
Ihatemelee 6 months ago
@TLSlayer1 me too...
chattiestspike2 6 months ago
Excellent Testimonial!
ONESPECIES 6 months ago
... ... ... LOL!!! *falls on the flood laughing*
ChathSuaco 6 months ago
Is that from the Lords of Shadow soundtrack? Goddamn, is that ever a great score.
yermomsboxx 6 months ago
Herpata Derpa! She's my favorite scientist.
vacant2012 6 months ago
@vacant2012 Now that's just silly. Everyone knows Herpata Derpa is a manly man (of much manlyness and beards aplenty!). You so ignorant of scientific facts. Herpata Derpa dosn't want you in his congregation :(
TheStigma 6 months ago
Awesome
MoveOrder 6 months ago
LMAO!!! The best line there was "It's a theory which means there is no evidence" Hilarious.
LegendaryAsshole 6 months ago
Gives new meaning to the term " Jesus wept "
This video proves he is only crying "Crocoduck tears"
MyGodTheresNoGod 6 months ago 3
so how did a pig evolve to make maple flavored bacon??? huh???
AnonaThetan 6 months ago
hahaha
Jacckkkkkkk 6 months ago
like how creationists say, I've never seen a monkey give birth to a human. And if that ever happened that would actually disprove evolution. great vid.
420simpson 6 months ago
Herpata Derpa - ah one of my favourite evolutionary scientists of all time ;)
TheStigma 6 months ago
I lol'd hard. You, sir, are awesome.
Wintershade3001 6 months ago
There's still the unresolved issue about the tide. Comes in, goes out; never a miscommunication. I'm still on the fence...
reb3331 6 months ago
i am a "creationist" but i still think evolution is real, i know many people may think im crazy and stuff but, i hate the closed mined creationist that dont believe in anything and wont listen to anything either. even if u say God could have created life to evolve they still wont listen
Shift4chizzle 6 months ago
@Shift4chizzle for what its worth I don't consider people like you that think a god might have created the natural processes that lead to the earth and life on it to be nearly as insane as the rest of them. I'm not sure what makes you "creationist" if you don't believe that life or the earth was specially created though. Wouldn't that just make you a typical moderate christian who - pardon the possible insult - chooses to cherrypick what they believe and don't believe from the bible?
TheStigma 6 months ago
@TheStigma yes that is basically what i am. i just wish people (christians and other religious people) could believe that there is a God but not believe all or some of the other stuff, for example, from what i have heard and stuff, i have made a conclusion that there is possibly a God, but from other evidence i also believe evolution in some way is correct, maybe not everything C. Darwin said was true, but you know what i mean. and besides, many scientist also believe there are…continued...
Shift4chizzle 6 months ago
@TheStigma …continued…there are scientist who believe that there are alternate universes that defy the laws of physics we have in our universe or planet, and if there were to be a God then he obviously defies the laws of physics, if there are other universes that could defy OUR laws of physics couldnt there be this God in that universe as well? maybe he is an advanced being in the 11th dimension that made us. you know what i mean? look at this documentary: watch?v=EpujTp21cmk
Shift4chizzle 6 months ago
@Shift4chizzle It's not an impossibility that something like that could exist no (probably not the specific god of the bible that is self-contradictor in so many ways - but some more general "godlike" being sure). The only problem is that Nessie or Bigfoot isn't impossible either. Going by what "could possibly be the case" just has no practical value - so personally I feel it isn't very wise to base any choices in real life upon things for which there is no credible evidence - until you get it.
TheStigma 6 months ago
@TheStigma yeah i see what ur saying
but one of my many goals in life is to find proof of God, like hard proof, scientific proof. but along the way also thinking that i may not, but if i happen to find proof against God, which would be harder than finding proof, only then would i definitely not believe it, but finding proof against it is much much harder than for it.
Shift4chizzle 6 months ago
@Shift4chizzle Goals in life are what you chose them to be. If you want to seek "god", fine by me. I do want to offer a little advice before I go though. If you want to seek something - you should first of all try to define what it is you seek - otherwise you have no way of recognizing it if you ever do find it. As it stands I have never heard anything remotely approaching a practical/usable definition of "god" - so if you want to seek god I suggest starting by solving that issue. best of luck.
TheStigma 6 months ago
Yea, but how can I believe this unless you show me a Monkeymoeba? You have to show me the transitional fossils of how we transformed from amoebas into monkeys overnight before Genesis but after it rained on the rocks for a really long time. I have never seen a monkeymoeba, have you? Evolution is fake and gay.
Sincerly,
Loyal Subscriber
LionidasL10 6 months ago
Busting those old Creationist chestnuts, good job.
bigboy45454545 6 months ago
Thank you for a an interesting bit. I think you bring a certain feeling to your videos and they're always concise. Keep up the good work.
LightningKnee 6 months ago
lol. If that happened the creationists would still believe in god.
Evilanious 6 months ago
@Evilanious if that ever happened, we would stop believing in evolution
chattiestspike2 6 months ago 21
@chattiestspike2 evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit. i dont really know why you keep making these videos.this shit is funny as hell though.
telekatron 6 months ago
@telekatron "evolution has never proved anything it really relies on just as much faith as creationist bullshit."
I really hope your joking, because if your serious your an idiot. If you joking then I missed the point. Either way one of us is an idiot and unless you were joking it's you.
spacewolf5462 6 months ago
@spacewolf5462 hahah i love how ppl call everyone "idiots" on youtube . but sorry its common knowledge that evolution proves nothing and never has. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement
telekatron 6 months ago
@telekatron, //. i guess im an idiot for knowing terms like chirality and infallible statement//
yes. you are an idiot. Knowing words like chirality has nothing to do with it though. The organization of a molecule wasn't what we were talking about. It's merely a pathetic attempt on your part to make yourself sound smart. But you've failed for the simple reason that you don't know what your talking about.
spacewolf5462 6 months ago
@spacewolf5462 oh im so stupid and this is obviously me attempting to sound smart maybe you should look up "nassim haramein sacred geometry and unified fields " and i guess the organization of a molecule has nothing to do with how things "evolve". basing everything on matter which has metaphysical properties is a great bases for defending your views. im done commenting
telekatron 6 months ago
@telekatron,
This Nassim haramein isn't taken seriously in science for a reason. The fact that you bring him up again shows that your an idiot.
//. im done commenting //
Bye, and have a nice day then. :)
spacewolf5462 6 months ago
WOW 0.0
BuecherFuerAlle 6 months ago 3
@BuecherFuerAlle yep... didn't see that coming did you. evolution just got real
chattiestspike2 6 months ago 5
@chattiestspike2 totally got me off guard
BuecherFuerAlle 6 months ago
Yea for magic!
bamboo4tameshigiri 6 months ago
First
ThePuppyTurtle 6 months ago