Stephen Hawking tells a joke

[thezohaibm]

THIS IS WHAT HE ACUALLY SAYS............. your mother is so fat when she stepped on a scale her acceleration from rest resulted in the force between the two conductors of 6.0 to by tensor conflex to 23 minutes newtons by per minute and the magnetic flux around the close curve was proportinal to the aljebric some of the electric currents flowing thorugh that close curve.

[rcrules22]

That is really funny but No offense I miss the world's smartest man you really defied the christians into believing that god doesn't exist but that is in my opinion .

[ginouk1]

that gay

[Kimihro]

Someone filmed this video and re-posted it.

[awesomeatoon]

I'm gonna say this to the school bully tomorrow, and while he works out what I just said, I'll be beating the living daylight out of him! ha ha!

[ervinc6]

well.... your a doo doo head!

[gtamission100m]

So... Smart!!!

[CMGham]

I didnt get it xD



[OrganicPanicMOB]

LMFAO!!



[GearsofTed]

Does he have a dip in??

[MrMerkyProductions]

lol the joke in the end of the description is better than 'stephen Hawkings'

[XxgtbikerxX]

I know a robby.. with a big bobby who sucks on it all day, he blowjobs himself cummed ina jar and sold it on ebay

[Superduperawesome101]

I cant tell if this is a video or a picture....

[dontiaedaivic]

hahaha i get it :P (not really) so what i'm wondering what was funny : the type of joke he told cuz he was smart or if it was the actually joke itself ! either way did you just call my momma fat?!?!?!? oh hell no!!!!

[christ7warrior3]

sounds like the type of joked he'd tell.

[GodKiller97]

haha omfg that was funny as fuck

[FateMan22]

this is actually hilarious lol

[Fis10n]

lol thats not his computer voice

[dirtygangler3200]

ummmm.... what?

[flyguy373]

Damn they just got colleged

(schooled)

[gamerdude207]

JOE MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED IN THE SCALE IT SAID ONLY ONE PERSON AT A TIME

[giventofly1789]

@gamerdude207 YO MOMMA'S SO FAT, THAT SHE NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT!!

[gamerdude207]

@giventofly1789 r u talking a bout ur momma XD

[colegio90]

jajajajajajajaj

[ladda2345]

OH NO HE DIDNT!!!!

[lloris44]

hahaha



[orangeTadpole]

That's not Hawking, its Moon Man.

[CodeMunkyxD123]

That was Hawk-ward

[iani103]

@CodeMunkyxD123 ZING!

[beadl303]

i get it

[mmeyers49]

Umm that was hawk-ward

[Epoch210]

@mmeyers49 That comment was "epic".

[bustermk2]

Its the way he tells them.

[Utsusemi]

harharharhar!!!

[darkmage123345]

first person to translate that into understandable math wins

[017SHAMe]

say what??

[MsBmk11]

theres a girl at my school in a wheelchair who is like him but atleast shes frozen while smiling :)

[rougevader]

Yah theres nothing more impressive than referencing a joke off the internet, then usiing a voice modulator program and loading a picture of Steven Hawkings. Seriously theres no originality............... lmao it doesn't even sound like his fake voice.

[eusebiofteles]

description win

[evoterry]

stephen hawkings is more machine now than man. twisted and evil....

[Xxibanez619Xx]

hahaha nice one but i only got 60% of it lol

[TheOfficialDrCali]

haha i understood the joke !

[pierrepepi]

Lol it's actually a bit more intelligent than what I expected.

"yo' momma is fat" - then I expected the video to end..lol

[Simonrox99x]

Haha lol

[monkeysarenotfunnyaz]

Does anyone else remember when YouTube had a voice thing where you could see what your comment sounded like?

[VideosGlobeOfgeek]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz I totally forgot about that lol.

[monkeysarenotfunnyaz]

@VideosGlobeOfgeek Haha I actually had fun with that.

[megav365]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz i loved that for some reason

[haggistacos]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz does anyone remember that that was a tribute to xkcd?

[robby102938]

@monkeysarenotfunnyaz you can see sound? awesome!

[TheSamson50]

well that was unnexpected....

[Jasun1974]

lol that was awesome!! go stephen!

[3593893]

HA !!!!!!!!!!!!! That was too funny !!!

[divinetrickshotzz]

2,145 people dnt know what the hell hes talking about while the other 2,512 people probably understood it memorized and used to shut people up

and make em go waaaaaaa???????



[MrOneyoung]

2,144 people fathers are gay

[Justericpersonal]

@alexbivol99 How is this garbage? That just doesn't make sense why you are so upset?

[razelinator]

@BendableCard mm next time review the description before just throwing your douchebaggery out there in your attempt to impress people who really don't care.

[BendableCard]

@razelinator mm next time understand I'm insulting the video and not the uploader before replying so aggressively.

[EtownMurderJunkie]

i find this easy to beat off to.

[MissPerla00]

hawking (: u're a genius (:

[christiskingofall]

Um, that was Hawkward.

[Guranga93]

push me and then just touch me so i can get my satisfaction satisfaction satisfaction.

[Jamony1]

Im gonna memorize this so that If i ever get into a your mama figth, I know I can win!

[Justericpersonal]

@Jamony1 hahahahaha THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!!!!! lol

[5obel]

Shit... hey guys, we need new batteries. Yeah, I think it broke again.

[civixier]

Heeey, I wanted to hear the end -.-

[FreShHarDip]

I get it he said ur mom is fat

[ChaosLordx8]

nunu bot....what are you doing here?

[sweet96635]

Has anyone ever seen that stand up comedian on Comedy Central with a slight case of cerebral palsy? He's got that arm that's always up at his side and doing weird things. He did stand up at my school once and he had a Q&A session, and I asked him if he was right-handed or left-handed. Wow what a complete douchebag thing to say for me.

[deltaalphacharlie]

@sweet96635 yea stuff happens sometimes. that is funny though. sadly.

[Tellatehturtle]

Does That Mean It Broke?

[jman6866]

hahahahahaha, i get it, that was sooooo funny

[Mardrommen]

Oh no he didn't!

[pingispingispingis]

or perhaps sit-down

[huntsman1230]

BWAHAHAHA!!!

[PIGpatrol007]

Repeat this line in his mechanical voice to yourself - "Damn...my ball itches. If only I could use math to scratch these balls I would be a real genius!"

[apegios99]

omfg. it was that talking app thing thats on ur computer, don't u realsise it wasn't him.

[Burdbmx]

Anyone actually know what that means ahahahahhahahaaa

[TheAverageGuy33]

@Lizardgizzard108 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY lololololol

[lizardgizzard108]

@TheAverageGuy33 yes.

[lizardgizzard108]

Um... That was hawkward....

[Killjoy2797]

HA HA HA HA nice one steve.

[anthonyhaire1]

well your mum is a coc sucking bich

[maliceus]

haha

[ShyCunningEmo17]

fail

[MrJULIANNAC]

lol dats funny

[Quran871]

his face is a joke.

[TheTrollLp]

@Quran871 Ur mom is a joke!

[Quran871]

@TheTrollLp really? this guy is stupid he goes back and forth with his theories (FAKE). LEARN ABOUT ISLAM

[TheTrollLp]

@Quran871 Learn about islam? First learn about ur mom!

[TriumphantToufik]

@Quran871 U're giving a bad name 2 Islam! U're insulting some1 who's disabled. Instead say alhamdulillah because u r lucky enough to be able 2 move and speak.

[philipje1]

@Quran871

Go and fuck yourself. People like you lack brains, social skills and morale. You´ll probably end up having a crappy job, living in a draughty house and having a wife with 11 toes.

[JDroneX]

i was just insluted...WITH PHYSICS...how is that possible?????????

[TheShahzeab]

LOL

[393jalbious]

????? i got lost ????

[jorick95]

PHYSICS! YEAH!!

[albundyhun]

LOL

[mumbomum]

Steven Hawkings walks into a bar.

[MyBobalina]

LOLOLOL Nice one!!

[irthatkid]

2,112 disliked becuse they knew it was true

[mooseasaurusrex]

I don't get it.

[alexm51995]

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the 2 conductors of 6.02 by 10 circumflex 23 newtons per minute, and the magnetic flux around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through the closed curve.

[irthatkid]

I got to start using this one

[InspectorExacto]

how did dubstep bring me here?

[yummysmoothie12]

i hate this... the video has more likes than dislikes! and its even fake!

[FrakCast]

HAHAHA

[MrFeelDown]

yeah wtf?! how did I just get here U_u

[jaysippa]

Stephen hawking is a joke

[yummysmoothie12]

your so stupid! what if you were like him!! he is just like all of us!

[jaysippa]

@yummysmoothie12 .....how?...

[Aussieshepherds123]

haha. i wish i knew what he was talking about

[ThePaper96]

watch the other videos on her channel, they are beautiful

[ijjpfsx17]

what did they do with youtube?

[BensonMedia1]

Sheldon says a very well done on the humour scale, Mr Hawking.

[sweet96635]

Hell yeah Hawking should do stand up!

[eGoCLANproductions]

@sweet96635 he cant stand up LMAO! 

[sweet96635]

@eGoCLANproductions LOL i didn't even think about that! Well he can sit down and do stand up. Truthishly speaking, though, he's close to his end. He can't communicate quickly anymore.

[DirgeWithin]

@sweet96635 The standing part may be quite difficult :'D

[richard91481]

@DirgeWithin lol ikr

[Ingrownsage]

@DirgeWithin LOL that was the best reply I have ever heard!

[koosa619]

@sweet96635 maybe sit-down more like?

[pingispingispingis]

@koosa619 i dont know if you noticed that i wrote the exact same thing like 7 hours earlier.......... the comment before yours..... o.o

[ANoobsGamertag]

@sweet96635 Oh shit thats a bad joke. lol

[MusicLoverRNB]

LAME

[Bluehawk1994]

ROFL. that is all.

[professor314]

You could have at least used his actual computer voice. Booooo!

[IdurduProductions]

not not minutes,the units from the international system are seconds! lol

[superdude364]

why is everyone saying : OMFG im in the weird part of youtube again blah blah blah... ass

[MrMalik980]

umm... that was hawk-ward...

[XxKitsuneHeartxX]

@MrMalik980 *facepalm*

[Viktir666]

@MrMalik980 Congrats, that comment was posted on 50% of the Hawkings videos on YouTube.

[MrMalik980]

@Viktir666 now 51 %

[Viktir666]

@MrMalik980 LOL.

[Yoshoogieboogie]

@MrMalik980

there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000 particles in the universe that we can observe

your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd :P

[RandomRowan13]

@MrMalik980 Epic rap battles of history

[Lardman678]

This would be so much funnier if actually was the stephen hawking voice modulator. Still hilarious though

[Jcolinsol]

Stephen Hawking accidentally pressed F5 on his keyboard the other day.

He said he felt refreshed.

[MrLeftywright]

@Jcolinsol

he cant move

he cant press f5

he uses a thing hooked up to his cheeks to talk

[Jcolinsol]

@MrLeftywright

You are clearly lying.

[MrLeftywright]

@Jcolinsol

no look it up

and if ur being sarcastic i cant read it through comments on youtube

[downfall4you]

Hahah dead ass, it was a common joke, that was broken down to sound extremely smart and this guy needed someone really really smart to say it... And who better the Stephen Hawkins?! I'd consider that a compliment.

[ChipDaDuck113]

i laughed then felt bad... then laughed again

[warren52nz]

Settle down peoples. He's not making fun of Professor Hawkins, it's just a common joke broken down into physics. I thought it was quite funny.

[MissJackassMeintJenn]

I laughed :D

[Tinul15]

NOT FUCKING FUNNY! This is just pathetic and sick, this guy is actaully really ill and you just decide to make jokes out of him. You're a fucking low life and whoever laughed at this video is a fucking dick with no brain. I actually feel sorry for your Intellectuality level.. you're mature as a fucking little 3yr old kid.

[MultiDarrian]

@Tinul15 Don't make fun of the guy that made this video, he obviously suffers from a mental disablility that causes him to fail intellectually, because no normal-minded human being would make a video as sick and twisted as this

[Tinul15]

@MultiDarrian Hahahaaha, Bloody true! ;)

[GamerzSpace]

hehe im german and im deaf.....

[THERICHYGREEN]

HA HE CALLED YOUR MOM FAT!!!!! ...... i think

[CoolMrThe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA THAT IS SO FUNNY

[nikola1389]

soooo what,was his face the joke,i , i didn't get it :D

[TyroneBrooks]

WHAT DID U JUST SAID 2 ME, MTF???

SAY DAT AGAIN!!! SAY DAT AGAIN!!!

[PlumbobSim]

@TyroneBrooks LOLOLOLOL

[No12325]

@TyroneBrooks LOOL

[SuperEngage1]

Lookin good Steve!

[Ihavenomoney117]

bahahahahaha!

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

lol

[InuMS]

wat

[Dharahion]

lol

[JimmMyHero]

HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

[TheDarkMessenger01]

OOOOWWW You is gehiin Served!!!!!!!

[njfishers]

Lolz