Indian vs Chinese Bargaining

[agiar2000]

I am expecting a job offer in the next couple of weeks. I am definitely going to use these tactics in my salary negotiation.

[mngo8888]

fucken stupid

[Noobstur323]

Be a man?

[MrTheCorrupter]

@Noobstur323 Be a man and buy the stuff(Go ahead, take the step) ;-).That what he means.

[hellogorgeous77]

Lmaooooooo!

I wish I could bargain

[HappyChildxX]

this guy is soooo funny!! It is so true :)

[GamingTard]

i bargained from a watch from 100 to 60 :)

[GrandPatzer]

Yes, very Cantonese. Firty dollors.

[mirabellebee]

He makes people laugh, don't judge something else.

[cchkuan]

pacific mall? then this must be in toronto...

and that would mean the accent he's trying to imitate is cantonese because there aren't any Vietnamese store owners there.

[tazss159]

fuck you bitch if i ever see you around i'll smash you.

[jazz4558]

lol, ahaha.

i love russell, one of his best videos : )

[helenkitty23]

I'm Viet. As I can tell, that is not a Viet Accent, what is wrong with you ppl! He sounds like the Chinese dude in my class!

[CJgerrard]

you are fucked up.

[TinyWormFromChina]

I actually didn't know what to say .

I think what both of the countries need is understanding and encouragement rather than jeering each other to entertain someone.Moreover I never saw such tvshow in China.

[RadicalNoran]

oh god that was BORING

thank you come again

chong wong ching chong kung fu

[Jaguarjager]

this not chinese accent this is vietnames accent :s

[sujajajjaakakajjs]

this is Cantonese accent

[sarawing]

If you dont speak Cantonese, dont reply~

[Rox6818]

hahaha~~ I love this guy~~~

[sarawing]

That's ridiculous~

Because that's Vietnames accent, not Chinese !!!

Get it?

[therayne]

how many people can differentiate?

[SweetKizzies72]

I didn`t know this was in Canada

[turnpikesurfer]

Thats funny.. Good impression of chinese accent but not quite sure the character was chinese. I have chinese friends and they are better as human beings than most nationalities..

[sleeplessnights7745]

ooo relax ... who said they are bad humans?

[dccomet]

i'm indian and u Chinese ppl r awesome

[videos0875]

i dono but it seem to me its not funny at all ,it seem he try 2 make fun of chinese ppl instead , if i offended any1 im sorry

dis just my opinion ,plus chinese ppl didnt speak like dat went they learn to speak english ,it seem he do not noe muc abut chinese ppl

[jahdlmakr]

Word Up!!

[MqNeRd3P01nT108]

Soz I was playing around with the voice thingy

[MqNeRd3P01nT108]

Shut up you mamamamamamamamamammamamamamma­mama ahahahah chu chu chu chu chu

!

[fanggei2005]

interesting

[liuyao20205]

You are well-known Chinese people

[techadd123]

lol

[seventata]

the audiences are sad, they laughing about any word this guy spitting even some are not funny at all. If you say this is a talk show , i can give a lecture to it.

[OLO7]

haha i'm chinese and i found that pretty funny. i think everyone has to just chill its just comedy

[rswoodcutter]

mobing relax since we are muslim learn how to control yourself..i know indians are idiots but we must have patience let him say anything tha raj wants..

[nflgiants101]

India and China! both considered some of best people in world

[rajivunome]

long live India and China

[mobings74]

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.Find a place for your shit, Or

be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,

buy shit,

sell shit,

lose shit,

find shit and tell others to eat shit.

Rajivunome you can find yourself in deep shit

or be happier than a pig in shit...fuck off mother fucker

[rajivunome]

Wow, we beat Porkistan in the most shit already? Dame we need musharf back in office to produce more shit in that country again

[mobings74]

rajivunome... do you know that your mom is a secret coprogenic lady, I realised this when she asked me to defacate into her mouth, which I did and I was repulsed when I saw her swallow my soft brown load. Her face exhibited a joyous satisfied expression... surly you were in liquid form at that time... you got shit in your blood... check it up

[rajivunome]

No i didn't know that but i do know your mom will be fucked by me tongiht and hopefully i don't make another one of you again. Please Allahh!!!!

[AGNIPATH06]

mobings is talk,walk n eat shit.stup shitting mobings

[mobings74]

agniSHIT... puke

[CrdBrdProjects]

dude... i have to say just one thing. your grammar and awesome wording choices put together with some of the most fucking disgusting things ever made so much pwn, my mind was stunned for 10 seconds.

[mobings74]

but its all about shit... grammar has to be shit as well... so just enjoy

[datruzepp]

HAHAHAHA diz iz zum legendary sheeyat!!!

[ankurcity]

noooooooooooouuuuu!!!!!

[coolkids227]

Be a man? lmao

[digit220bx]

why he dont make fun of pakistanis ,he always try to insult indians and chinese

[jojo12343434]

he is indian idiot

duh his reel name isnt russel peters

thats why he sed "us" when reffering to indians

[digit220bx]

he is not indian any more he is shit amarican

[thinkinrich]

this guy is b s chines korean or japanese they wonnt sell for indian

[SugarCoatedPills]

Yup...It seems that you've seen hell ...Its nice to be arrogant wid rascals like ya...Next time you go to hell, Don't come back..Guys like you are disastrous on the planet...Now stop running round like a headless chicken and do some thing productive on you tube rather than commenting on some nice videos....

[Pesquisador31]

indian people are ugly as hell! and Arrogants

your race is color of shit!

[halomasterr117]

hey im indian! u shut the hell up ok what did we do to u huh?

[PowerPrem]

Pesquisador31 (1 month ago) Show Hide -6 Marked as spam | Spam indian people are ugly as hell! and Arrogants

your race is color of shit!

tell me ur race and im sure i can whip up a few racial slurs.

lucky for you i dont stoop to the level of racism

[69SwamiG69]

This is hilarious. Ofcourse his accent isnt perfect.. he's not chinese. Atleast he made it entertaining; which is his job. I don't see many comedians making accurate indian accents either but atleast it's funny. Stop lookin at it with racism man.. just llok for a laugh.

[JOKEMASTER77]

what the hell ??????????????????????????????

[seinisbelivin]

i'm chinese ,the show is funny,but not all of chinese speak like guangdong ppl.

[fredo6589]

little indo pussy of shit yesterday I fuck two little indo pussy indo race of shit

[abs69]

dude clam down man jus enjoy the video!

[Congyxx]

O.O!! Making fun of Chinese, eh? lol i'm a Chinese myself =P Haha but this guys is so good.

PS. i have to agreed that his accent is more like vietnamese, that's for sure.

[darklord899]

ur indian so look whos talkin

[youngenb123]

i bet u need a green card...

[thinkinrich]

believe me chinese people donnt want to get close to indian

[rajivunome]

haha jealous pakiiii

[mobings74]

India...god's heaven on earth but for defecation and urination only...hahahah

[rajivunome]

Nah we store our shit and urine in pakistan, either in islam bad or lawhore.

[mobings74]

rajivnome... you fackn INDIOT... eat shit curry , fart... say ram ram... and at the last get your ass burnt...

[rajivunome]

Yes and i'll shit all the curry all over karachi where people will be glad too eat Indian shit

[mobings74]

rajivunome.... nothing special... like other 1.5 billion bastard... you are a kind of stale fungus shit... known as Indian shit... fuck off motherfucker...

[rajivunome]

Mobling....nothing special...like those 1.5 billion basterds that are only little bombs destroying gods planets...knowns as muslims..shit...fak off motherfaker...

[mobings74]

Congratulations rajivunome... your recent remarks enabled India to be in the Guinness Book Of Records Shit... India is the Liquid Plumber Shit on planet earth...rajivunome your mom gave birth to you through her Asshole mixed with shit.Shit

Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits... motherfucker... I think of an Indian..

[slasher5102]

do not make fun of him ok its not wright

im muslim

[4Tamashah]

Who cares if you are a Muslim, if I were you, I would learn English, or just shut the fuck up. Right??

[proton4400]

Nice man !

[abhs89]

u legend

[cooltotto]

man this is great!! i never seen that guy b4!!!

[milkingtherod]

his accent is more vietnamese than chinese.....still funny tho

[farfar101]

HALARIOUS!!! omg im not chinese but my sister can do a pretty good accent but like comared to him my sis is a pebble while hes a mountain! but still the way ma sis says this joke makes me crack up and the way he says it makes me crack up even more wow!!!

p.s. scorpio75000 u should be ashamed of what u are noin but a retarted guy who has no life of his own which is y u go around makin fun of otha peoples life. u stooped down so lo dat u dont even care if u go down lower which is where ur headed

[zhouliyong]

I'm a Chinese but you guy really say English in a 'Chinese-way'. Bloody funny.

[goodcharlottefan22]

yea...the chinese's so smart. ripping off other people and getting money! lol

[sjkjyt]

dis is da best quality version of dis

[BIoodBrotherz]

Im Chinese but this is really fucking funny hahaha! LMAO!

[Jeevs27]

35 DOLLAS

[BIoodBrotherz]

Yeah hahaha! Although Im a Chinese but I speak good English.My country's Chinese people speaks good English too but not all..

[Jeevs27]

yeah

[thinkinrich]

I M PROUND BEING CHINESE

[scorpio75000]

Ha? you should be ashamed

[farfar101]

u go ma brotha! always b proud of who u are im muslim people b starin like im bout 2 pull out a gun or kill um im like CHILL MAN! i dont care what people gotta say or do im born muslim im still muslim and imma die muslim no matta what dose hataz gotta say and u should b proud ur chinese because they the ones who make everythin fo us evrywhere u go u c MADE IN CHINA and u should b proud ur people are smart az hell so anyone gotta a prob with any race or religion come deal wit me come beef wit me!

[AGNIPATH06]

huh...wats is thisabout?

[nosterman17]

Ha ha..too good..really good comedy

[AI009]

watch?v=Ui55RUBO35w

[lllvjlll]

Its humour not Racist.. He makes fun of Indians more than anyone else

Funny guy!

[xoxoguy007]

I not chinese but found dis abit racist

[jattdadanda]

fuk u chink bastered fuk the chinks save the world campaign

[slicedara]

what the hell is wrong with you?

[wangfengqing]

so stupid guy,this is the reason to explain why most of indian work in chinese resturant!

they are just like servant!dirty,urgly,and pity!

[cdambati]

thats funny coz i saw chinese working in indian restaurants IN INDIA. also 35% of doctors in america are indian, and something like 33% of NASA scientists are indian. also, the indian male on average earns the highest annual salary in america.... servant my assssssss

[InckyPinky]

watch?v=nG-VNdFsgi0

[phayullak]

chinese

[allostericcortiso]

LOL!

[GunFactor007]

HAHA LOVE this guy!!!!

[layupfreak]

ahahah

[laowai121]

That chinese seller is a cantonese.not all Chinese are cantonese.

[lovefun2]

This is funny. Its true though about chinese and money.

[keresen]

yeah they do...

[teenslayer]

LMAO this is hilarious

not meant to be taken seriously for those of you who are offended

[Nipnipfun]

At least the Chinese don't smell.

[vrtlmt]

lol i went to a dollar store once...thought i was in india!

[kikilqj]

that's the reason why I dont like Indian.

makes me sick...

[Bhanulamba]

WAT A JOKE.

LOOK AT YOU FIRST

[Sabaria455]

U R RASITS LOSER

FAG

[rayhuang]

i'm chinese but this is funny shit!! :)

[heilong79]

its funny but that steriotype of chinese sellers is very diffrent in my part of the world. Usually you get a big discount.

[condorX2]

Are those real or fake laughs?

This clown get the most laughs when hes doing the Asian guy voice, his real voice sound like an ass getting anal.

Now that's hilarious xD

[professionals]

Um not Chinese or Indian but one thing is for sure artists from all the background have these kind of sketches. So its just a comedy, not meant to offend anyone. they mock every kind of people up to a certain limit of course. Hey if they dont like then thsy should not watch. Then they prefer to watch CNN where they spent time accusing others of terrorism and showing us suffering people all the time. please dont be so serious even if it is not necessary.

[saeefa]

this video can offend people instead of making them laugh u know i bet wen alot of indians ad chinese c this they r gonna leave a hell of a comment a

[OneTwoThreePeace]

Check out my video, it explains why indians like to make fun of the chinese!

[bsenthil1]

Indians and chinese are brothers. Are you from pakistan ?

[keptguy]

lol...be a man!

[pandu1232]

y, dis fucking man ridculing asians infront of whites, he is bullshit , fuckoff

[Gh0sT187]

stop fuckin complaining everybody makes fun of everybody

[swordgod]

your a fucking retard.Its comedy... stop crying faggot

[asian18]

i love the pacific mall in toronto =] really. asians everywhere =|

[MasterExploder6]

not like in vancouver where i am

[MasterExploder6]

why is russel peters buying a purse??

[bsenthil1]

lol. that is a good catch.

[Vikrant0Singh]

it was the bag, not a purse!!!!

[cyberwan12]

Russell Peters is the best comedian ever!

Funny and entertaining!!!!

[dancehomie]

hahahaha!

[michellex333]

lmaoo. SO FUNNYY. dollar store. hahas =P.man my mom is chinese and she bargain with chinese pl all teh tiem =P

[sukwon123]

my bargaining skill in Chinese stores! come and see!

utube / watch?v=51J0VZ3E9as

[flipside408]

hey be a man do the right thing!!!

[disneylover45]

be a man

[penguineD]

LOl i nv get sick of watchingthis

[HeartOfCello]

hey! be a man!

[b246]

nice quality compared to others

[dmizzle79]

Dirty Five Dollars lol

[CuteLiloGurl]

thiry four and fifty cents...

50 cent difference...lol..funnie!

[devilboy260]

that shit is soo fucking true

[himme]

oi my parents r azn they dun do tht. O.O only those like hardcore azn. my parents r like almost hardcore but they kno when 2 take a chill pill.

[CuteLiloGurl]

muahaha...i love his chinese accent when he does it!

because it's so true how chinese people talk like that!

[ph0rtyOunce]

In addition, f*** all the racist fags on here. It is just a video!

[CuteLiloGurl]

hell yea! it's jux a video plus it's a freaken joke! agree with you!

[ph0rtyOunce]

By the way, kick ass funny video.

[CuteLiloGurl]

hell yeah! you got that right!

[ph0rtyOunce]

By the way, my comment was direct to peacockJade, an asshole.

[sharingworld]

PeacockJade: this is a comedy show, it means no offence to anyone, just watch and have fun don't be upset.

[SMOOTHGROOVER]

peacockjade: Please learn how to string a simple sentence together before you post anything else, Thanks.

[AngleVsHBK]

The video quality is soo good lol

[Shan4Curry]

So...friggin'...true.

I'm Indian, I should know. XD

[slipknot109]

my Chinese friend told me the whole act a few weeks ago so I had to look it up... Then he took my dollar and told me to be a man...

[sexyshampoo]

damn, his chinese accent is right on the point!! LOL

[PeacockJade]

I had been to Malaysia before, and the same situation on the Indian people there, who's very keen on cheating. A friend of mine there told me about this saying " If you see a snake and an indian, you should beat the indian to death first."

So i wonder if the fellow in this video was trying to insult other race by the misbehavior of his own race.

[vrycoolxx]

lol ur such a jackass

[ph0rtyOunce]

Man, what the F*** is wrong with you? Here are steps that YOU need to follow, you KKK bastard:

1.) Firmly grab your ears

2.) Pull as hard as you can

Result: Congrats! You have successfully removed your head from your ass.

[dodgygoku]

Thanks for uploading this video - I can't stop laughing!

[changbang412]

he has the best chinese accent ever

[fackoff]

This guy is great and my english teacher actually grew up with him, seriously

[ggdevang]

this is the funniest shit ever....ever....the chinese accent is wicked...no offence to any chinese people out there...

[kashsoldier]

killer man!! chinese accent sucks!!