@tjj10ify I disagree. Hasslehoff may be self-deprecating about many things, but he would never authorize a 3 AM drunk burger as a menu item for a restaurant he has control over.
They should turn him into a superhero. He could save all blond girls in bikinis from evil boyfriends and power mad relestate developers! His "kryptonite" could be large plastic rim glasses. I'm tellin ya it would work.
This must be a joke- it can not possibly be real- David Hasselhoff- Smoothest personality of 2001? Really? Is that the best 2011 had to offer? So glad I gave up my TV!
thumbs up if you heard about this on hollywood babble-on
biglebowski123 4 months ago
i like to suck on my sicle, lol, sorry i could not help it, i had to say that
foolsgold41 7 months ago
After I get off the floor and finish my hamburger, I'm going to have this as a dessert.
UberToober 7 months ago
Holy HOFF-sicle, batman. Lick!
casiestewart 7 months ago
Magical - Freezer needed for my next beach bash
224joni 7 months ago
I still can't believe they did this...
tapper97 7 months ago
Smirnoff Vodka already purchased the rights to this product.
The new slogan: "Get drunk sucka!"
jondirive 7 months ago
What?! No Chucksicle?
Kinemacolor 7 months ago 2
How can someone not like this... D:
Ghostspartan83 7 months ago
It's not hairy enough.
shantisatellite 7 months ago
I hear the germans have bought it in bulk.
slashbane 7 months ago
Some people just need money
butchermachine 7 months ago
i think they already have a congressman weiner popsicle in the works....
marylhere 7 months ago
Del Monte, get this in the freezers pronto!
I will order 24 boxes
KozMick 7 months ago
This was on NPR's Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! yesterday and sadly it sounded like the most likely story of the three options
Jorfer88 7 months ago
@Jorfer88 i thought the restaurant in vegas sounded very plausible, and coverchenko is right, he probably does masturbate in front of a mirror lol
tjj10ify 7 months ago
@tjj10ify I disagree. Hasslehoff may be self-deprecating about many things, but he would never authorize a 3 AM drunk burger as a menu item for a restaurant he has control over.
Jorfer88 7 months ago
I need this. Now.
ninjacellist 7 months ago
They should turn him into a superhero. He could save all blond girls in bikinis from evil boyfriends and power mad relestate developers! His "kryptonite" could be large plastic rim glasses. I'm tellin ya it would work.
moofushu 7 months ago
He's finally made it.
wblstudios 7 months ago
This must be a joke- it can not possibly be real- David Hasselhoff- Smoothest personality of 2001? Really? Is that the best 2011 had to offer? So glad I gave up my TV!
cjdadios 8 months ago
This is the greatest food product known to man,
IAmKingTony 8 months ago 7
I want to think this is a joke or prank or something. But knowing the Hoff, one never knows.
Eclectic80 8 months ago
The end times are upon us if this thing got approved. XD
Buddhabright 8 months ago
really u gotta be fucking kid'n me!!! this guy.
drinks300 8 months ago
I'm wearing my Don't hassle the Hoff shirt now, #LOL Nice
bbaasje 8 months ago
“really cool”
aragost 8 months ago
no thats just fucking wierd...lol
gamewiz0070 8 months ago
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Mmmm yes... I want to lick a hoffcicle! LOL
Athena007 8 months ago 2
i want a hoffcicle he is delishous i'll give him a sweet several licks yummyyyyyyy
kathyj253 8 months ago
Licten-schtein!!
dubya305 8 months ago
Rule #34 video no doubt to be posted in the coming days.
toddles6662 8 months ago
I just asked my wife if she wants to lick the Hoff...she said "excuse me?"
MajicMorning 8 months ago
Hoffcelent!
misstracey17 8 months ago
This is Hofftastic.
duplicatehelix 8 months ago