Now get the hell home now George before we call your wife..Honestly George..Santa was mean to me..I'm serious George..Yeah? Maybe Santa wont come back next year...Maybe him and the Easter Bunny will take a Fuckin cruise to Jamaica and you can your own lousy cooking..LMAO!!! Love A drunk Santa..Warms my heart....
The orange marzipan cake with creme de menthe and lime zest – I don't understand why Caroline dropped it near Gary. Wouldn't it make more sense, if she was angry, to drop it near Ole Bitch Mom? Poor Gary is such a nice man.
8:25 Please I am happy to give my children everything they want.. Lesee 1) Husky shorts and a Bad sweater :o
Also notice how Caroline is mad about the Restaurant but when it FIRST failed "She doesnt know what to do .." Sure AFTER the fact she says "WE TRY AGAIN but she doesnt behave like that BACK THEN :o
So let me get this straight. People like this movie? They are able to watch it, for a prolonged period of time and yet still think that it is entertaining? Wow. I'm surprised is all.
Everybody's great in this movie. But I love Judy Davis when she let's it all out. Great stuff.
smecking 1 month ago
"why isnt my portrait over the fire place "???
nauris708 2 months ago
"Gary loves Nat King Cole!"
"Gee you know each other SO well!"
XD
asmith3391 2 months ago
Now get the hell home now George before we call your wife..Honestly George..Santa was mean to me..I'm serious George..Yeah? Maybe Santa wont come back next year...Maybe him and the Easter Bunny will take a Fuckin cruise to Jamaica and you can your own lousy cooking..LMAO!!! Love A drunk Santa..Warms my heart....
wthjrtx1 2 months ago
Lloyd. Caroline, Why don't you eat something.
Caroline. Lloyd, Why don't you..EAT ME !
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pete1210able 2 months ago
Caroline.(drunk) You Phoney Bastard !
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pete1210able 3 months ago
"I swear to god if you hit that kid one more time I am gonna shove that pig's head right up your ass!"
demigod2324 3 months ago
The orange marzipan cake with creme de menthe and lime zest – I don't understand why Caroline dropped it near Gary. Wouldn't it make more sense, if she was angry, to drop it near Ole Bitch Mom? Poor Gary is such a nice man.
justposner 3 months ago
BECAUSE IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS UNTIL MIDNIGHT.
bludgeoningcaillou 4 months ago
"The don't eat it"! lol
Buzz0Killington 6 months ago
is the coffee real or some Scandinavian Christmas potent (rolmaso
slipper socks i wanted these for so long (what a fucking liar)
daved1974 7 months ago
gem of a flick....beyond funny and smart .
user7272 9 months ago 2
best line in this part..."caroline why don't you eat something..." "LLOYD WHY DON"T YOU EAT ME!!!" that"s great!!
ilsnowboard1 9 months ago
"she said cocks---" SLAP! LOL so great
deathheadmoth21 11 months ago 5
Love the way she says "Bottle" it's like Roseanne said it!
88mphsss 11 months ago
6:19.... hilarious!!!!
KrazyVideoChick 1 year ago 3
"Lloyd, why don't you eat me!"
LMFAO :D
trueAUSSIEstar 1 year ago 9
I can relate a lot to this movie.
Theshark15z 1 year ago
8:25 Please I am happy to give my children everything they want.. Lesee 1) Husky shorts and a Bad sweater :o
Also notice how Caroline is mad about the Restaurant but when it FIRST failed "She doesnt know what to do .." Sure AFTER the fact she says "WE TRY AGAIN but she doesnt behave like that BACK THEN :o
KaristaSwiss 1 year ago
"dont encourage her mary no one wants to listen to her misery!"
lilnateloza 1 year ago
"Where are you all going??"
"I uh, I gotta stay with them to uh, weave the uh..."
*Begins to take Lucia Wreath of of head*
"Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners!"
CitySkin09 1 year ago
THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNIEST MOVIE OUT THERE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES. LOVE IT
tnkrbll834 1 year ago 2
Mary's sweater is awesome. "It's, uh, real neat."
asmith3391 1 year ago
So let me get this straight. People like this movie? They are able to watch it, for a prolonged period of time and yet still think that it is entertaining? Wow. I'm surprised is all.
BandofSorensons 1 year ago
@BandofSorensons yup,, i luv it
kevinhayleylover 2 months ago
Best Christmas Video EVER
atakitaki 1 year ago
Mother Rose -Bitch has the nerve to be disappointed with her christmas gift when she (the rich one) gave equally crappy gifts!!!!
ally057 1 year ago
"Sit down Connie. Sit!"
"Ex-cuse me, but I am not one of your patients."
"You're gonna be somebody's patient, if you don't get your ass, back down into that chair"
"Wow." (smack) "Oww!"
"And I swear to God, you hit that kid, one more time, I'm gonna stick that pig's head, right up your ass!"
"Gary! Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?!"
"Well-- hun, he is a doctor."
GABRIEL7X7MICHAEL 1 year ago 10
@GABRIEL7X7MICHAEL This is one of the best dialogs in the movie, beside the therapist office.
rarobins17 1 year ago
is it real coffee, or some Scandinavian Christmas potion? lol. fair question.
leoamar4385896 1 year ago
@TheFruityObsesh.....does she thinks shes gonna take it with her?? YEAH I think thats the plan!
throbbin87 1 year ago
"Ugh sounds too sweet"
"Then don't eat it"
*drops cake on table*
LMAO
453c 1 year ago 2
slipper socks!, medium! XD
WalksBehindTheRose 1 year ago
I love how some of her candles are out. XD LMFAO
Ganymede1moon 1 year ago
Does anybody know at what point in this movie does Dennis Leary say the line to his mother about coming down off of her cross?
katiemc66 1 year ago
@katiemc66
It's after this at some point, and it's Kevin Spacey who says it
zg1000dru1 1 year ago
i'm so getting lucia wreaths this christmas! lol
aikotattoo 1 year ago
On 6:01, that kid got a Super Nintendo. That's quite late to receive that. It'll only be about a year or two until the Nintendo 64 comes out.
NewYorkS4U 1 year ago
"She's a fuckin' bitch Loyd!"
bonorye 2 years ago 34