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  • JB: Baby baby baby Ohhh!

    *Thunder hits the stage, JB drops dead*

    H: Well i guess God...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    H: "Really exists. :P"

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • I love the CSI theme songs! I made my own and I think it came out pretty good!

  • Where'd he get those glasses?

  • "Well you know what they say Frank"...

    *sunglasses*

    "You lose hair as you get older"...

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • *Takes place at E3 Parking lot* F:he was blown up with an RPG

    H:Looks like he just had. . .

    *Glasses*

    H:. . His Final Fantasy.

    YEAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir,The Kool-Aid man was broke on the sidewalk..."

    "Well it looks like..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "He got punched..."

    OH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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  • And one more.

    "Sir,it looks like the killer greased himself up so he could slip through Micheal Jackson's open window."

    "Well I guess that makes him..."

    *Glasses Pull*

    "A Smooth Criminal."

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHH!

  • Here's my original.

    "Sir, Lady Gaga was just found beaten to death in her apartment with a bathroom scale while she was watching The Bourne Identity."

    "Well then I guess you could say..."

    *Glasses Pull*

    "She was Bourne This Weigh."

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

  • Sir, Elvis Presley was found shot in the head

    Well I guess Elvis

    *Puts on glasses*

    Has left the building

    YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

  • F: "seems as if she died from rectal failure."

    H: "well i guess it's true what they say. if sex is a pain in the ass..."

    *sunglasses*

    H: "you're doing it wrong."

    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!

  • F: "Sir Rebecca black is boiling in hot oil"

    H:"It seems it's"

    *sunglasses*

    H: "fryday"

    YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • David Caruso = Kool Kat

  • "Sir, we found her body with 4 gallons of sperm in her stomach."

    "Well I guess she.."

    *sunglasses*

    "should've seen it cumming."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • i love how for the last one you can still see him putting on the sunglasses lol

  • They should make an app for the iPhone and when you touch the screen it goes "YEAH!!!!!!!!!"

    THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

    Everyone can take the Sunglasses Joke Mobile then!

  • welcome to hell

    

  • "Sir, the body was found covered in toothpaste!"

    "Well it looks like..."

    *sunglasses*

    "it was in mint condition"

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH­H!!!

  • "Sir the victim the was found with candy shoved up their ass"

    "Well it looks like..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "She had a sweet ass..."

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • @AydenMize

    YOU ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BRO! :D

  • "Sir Rebecca Black was found dead in a giant frying oven"

    "Well it looks like..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "It's friday..."

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • "Looks like the ratings were bad... cause this bitch just got cancelled" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • F: "Sir, this South American man freezed himself to death."

    H: "Well, it must have been"

    *sunglasses*

    H: "Chile"

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • "Sir, the victim was found buried under a slab of meat."

    H: "I'll be on it."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Much is at steak."

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • Holy crap, he's Tebowing at the end

    

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  • "Horatio, Amy Winehouse was found dead at her apartment. Apparent overdose."

    "Well, I guess..."

    *puts on sunglaess*

    "Rehab said no to her."

    YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • F: "Sir, Rebecca Black has been electrocuted."

    H: "Well, I guess it's..."

    *sunglasses*

    "Fry-day"

    YYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • wowowowow

  • ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    YEAH!!!

  • My favourite actual one that appeared in a show.

    Autospy person: " The man has been skewered by an ice sculpture."

    Horatio "Looks like this murder ..."

    *puts on sunglassess*

    "was as cold as ice."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • "Sir, this victim has died while playing Call Of Duty."

    "well, then it looks like that.."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "he got pwned"

    YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • "Sir, we found a woman dead in a freezer"

    "Well it looks like this is going to be

    -Puts on Sunglasses-

    A cold case!"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!

  • "Horatio, we just found Arnold Schwarzenegger dead in his home."

    "Well, Frank, looks like Arnold..."

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    "...just been terminated."

    YEEAAAHHHHH!

  • "Sir, a man has driven over a woman"

    Why is the man?

    *sunglasses

    Driving in the kitchen.

    YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

  • "Sir, Rebecca Black's dead. She was burn with gasoline"

    "Well now she realizes that it is"

    *put on sunglasses*

    FRY-DAY

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "We found rebecca black dead sir"

    "well its safe to say she shouldnt have been"

    *shades*

    "Partyin Partyin"

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

    "Partyin Partyin"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

  • "sir we found another victim murdered with candy shoved up the ass"

    "well i guess you can say"

    *puts on monocle*

    "she had a sweet ass"

    INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD

  • "Sir a woman had a tree fall on her!"

    'The only question is"

    *Glasses*

    "Why was a tree in the kitchen"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH

  • "Sir, the victim was an optician"

    "Well I guess.."

    *Puts on sunglasses"

    "He must've saw it coming"

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Looks like he got...

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    ...ahead of schedule

    YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    0:45

    

  • "Sir, Bieber was killed just before his concert"

    "Well I think you can say that the killer

    *puts on glasses*

    "was Justin time"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

  • "Sir, it appears as though the killer is targeting those who wear sunglasses."

    "Well I guess he..."

    *sunglasses*

    "wait... OH SHI-"

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH­HHH

  • Looks like Kim John il...

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    ...has finished his Korea

    YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • @XGTDaveX i lol'd hard

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  • good work guys...

  • ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • *puts on sunglasses*

    Looks like....

    *takes off sunglasses*

    ...i have ...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    OCD.

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • E: "We found a dead woman by the beach, and her eyes are missing."

    H: "Well it looks like..."

    (Horatio reaches for glasses)

    "I forgot my glasses!"

    Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh­hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  • "H,someone called in a body, It's a guy dressed as a Parrot."

    "Well Eric..Everyone has heard..."

    "Heard what?"

    "That the bird....

    *Puts on sunglasses* is the word."

    "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

  • "Sir, this greek chef was kicked off a building,"

    "I guess,"

    "This isn't Sparta."

    "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!"

  • "Sir we found our victim lying under a rock, and seems his tongue is missing"

    "Well, it looks like our killer...."

    *Sunglasses*

    "...got the rolling stone"

    YEAAAHHHHHAAAHHH

  • Alot of these are NOT originals. Come up with ur own unique and funny meme. Dont copy others. tired of seeing same ones over AND OVER.

  • @BestMusic2012 Yeah thats what im saying. when i see a new one it always makes me laugh.

  • OMG, i've been wondering where the heck this meme came from! :D

    *puts on sunglasses*

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

    Amidoingitright?

  • ''Sir we found a girl with semen in her ear.''

    ''Then it looks like she.....''

    *Sunglasses*

    ''Heard him CUMMING''

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Horatio, our victim here was a Wal-Mart greeter

    "Looks like..."

    puts on sunglasses

    "Someone greeted him"

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­­!

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  • Sir, the victim was raped and murdered and we found Viagra pills at the crime scene."

    "Then it looks like we're dealing with..."

    *puts on Oakley sunglasses"

    "hardened criminals."

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!

  • "Sir Alice Cooper just died"

    "Well that means...."

    "Puts on sunglasses"

    "....there's no more Mr. Nice guy after all"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • F: "Sir, Vaclav Havel has just died."

    *sunglasses*

    H: "Czech-mate"

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • Police: Sir, we found the dead body under his bed.

    Horatio: Then our killer is...

    YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

    Horatio: I haven't said the name yet.

    The Who: Sorry.

  • "Alright guys that's a wrap!"

    "Well, I'll say this, the closing line in that scene...'

    *Sunglasses*

    "...Was PUNDERFUL."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

  • Just wish the editor could have stopped the clip before each "YEEEEEAAAAAH". It's a bit annoying after the third time. You expect me to sit thru 7 min. of that annoying shit?

  • You guys are all dumb.

  • "Horatio , the lead singer of THE WHO was found dead"

    "Well , that means "

    *sunglasses*

    "He won't get fooled again"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • "Sir we found bird feathers on the victim's face."

    "Then it looks like our victim"

    *sunglasses*

    "was a tweeter"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "Horatio , Justin Bieber was killed at a concert"

    "Looks like Bieber *puts sunglasses* will never say never again"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • i gues weeE'veeee

    ''glasses''

    Found our man

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HH

  • 'The victim died by dubstep.'

    'I guess he'

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    'He wub dubstep'

  • "The victem seamed to have siemen in her ear right befor she died"

    "Well i guess the victem"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Heard his killer coming"

    YEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!

  • "Sir the victim appears to have a flute jammed down her throat."

    "Well it looks like she..."

    *Sunglasses*

    "Had a bad taste in music."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  • I started laughing before he even said anything.

  • David Caruso opens new account each day to vote dislike.

  • Best one liners ever some are more cheesy then others still good though

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  • Why is "the who" the artist?

  • These aren't good one-liners. All of the comments are so much better.

  • "Sir, an unemployed, sexually deprived man was found dead in the streets."

    "well it looks like"

    *puts on sunglass*

    'he was jobless'

    YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @iloveursis Ha!

  • "Sir, Mao Ze Dong was found dead on his chair."

    "well i guess, he must be a real...

    *Puts on sunglass*

    "chairman..."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • great one liners lol

  • Horatio Tebowed at 6:52!

  • "Sir the victim was found with semen in her ear"

    "well it seems like"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "she heard him coming"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "Sir we found a meth head dead in the elevator"

    "Then it looks like our victim..."

    *Sunglasses*

    "....Was dead at many levels."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "Horation we found ARGGGH!"

    "Looks like..."

    "puts on sunglasses"

    "...you to an arrow to the knee"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "Horatio we found rebecca blacks body in a barrel of boiling oil.

    "well it seems"

    *sunglasses

    "it really was fryday"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!­!

  • "Sir, we found Michael Jackson stabbed in his back by his sink in his bathroom..."

    "Well it looks like. . ."

    *sunglasses*

    ". . .he failed to see the man in the mirror!"

    YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHH

  • "Sir, Don't you think these CSI Miami jokes are getting old?"

    "It looks like..."

    *Sunglasses*

    "You're not bright enough for my sunglasses.."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH

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  • "Sir we got a report that the Joker died in Batman Arkham City... and Harley Quinn's pregnant."

    "It looks like the Joker..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "... revved up his Harley..."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!

  • "Sir, the victim died by choking on semen."

    "Well it seems she..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "....was in a sticky situation.*

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • Oh thank God, I always thought that there were losers that would tell the jokes and then say YEEEAAAH!!! like dickheads..but it's the music! its all so clear now.

  • I may start watching this.

  • "Sir, a woman died while having sex with her boyfriend

    "well it seems like..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "....she never saw it cuming"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "Sir there is a criminal who is being skinned alive"

    "Then it looks like the victim is...."

    "Puts on sunglasses"

    "......Bad to the bone"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "Sir, this patient has no eyes."

    "Well that's a bit."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "EYE-RONIC"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • oh god. so fuckin terrible i feel bad for the actor

  • " Sir, Reports are that Michael Jackson died from cardiac arrest "

    " Well sounds like his heart couldn't.... "

    * sunglasses *

    " Beat It. " YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAH

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  • ''Until now''

    ''YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!''

  • Horatio Tebowing at 6:52.

  • press 8

  • i like that you always can say where his punchline is going to be,because he always pause beffore like "well MAYBE...he got taken for a ride!"

  • The victim was in the middle of delivering pizza

    "looks like"

    put in sunglasses

    "he needed extra cheese"

    "wait i don't get"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • le most femus sunglasses evah...

  • Well, i guess you didnt die a virgin kid Cause...

    -Puts sunglasses-

    YOU JUST GOT FUCKED

  • press 4

  • "Sir, the victim has been run over by a vehicle alot of times."

    "Well, it looks like..."

    *put on sunglasses*

    "He's dead tired"

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!

  • "Sir, someone was frozen in the school cafetiere."

    "Well I guess,"

    *Puts on glasses.*

    "He was too cool for school."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

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  • "Sir, a costumer killed a waiter because he thought he was a werewolf."

    "Well I guess,"

    *Puts on glasses.*

    "Everything wasn't to his Lycan."

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • Know Your Meme brought me here.

  • and they are all bad

  • I just came here to watch the joke comments :D THUMBS UP IF YOU DID

  • "Sir, a reality star was just murdered"

    "Well...."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Reality just got real."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "A man was found dead in the hole of a porta-potty."

    "Well, I guess the man's day was"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Very shitty."

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • "Sir we found semen in a jar of peanuts."

    "Then it looks like our killer..."

    *Sunglasses*

    "....Was fuckin' nuts."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH

  • @xIegionx I like this too hard.

  • "Sir, Justin Bieber was found killed, right before the consert"

    "Well I Guess they..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Where just in time"

    YEEEAAAH

  • did/does anyone actually watch this show?

  • @jomastretch i do lol...its the best CSI in my opinion. aside from the one-liners

  • @GostProductions really? it must have a good supporting cast. i could not take him seriously. it would ruin it for me :P

  • "Sir it looks like she suffered a blow to the head while the a MC Hammer concert"

    "Well i guess for her..."

    *put on shades*

    "It really was hammer time"

    YEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • "Sir it looks like he was lured with Pokemon then raped repeatedly"

    "Well I guess it was.."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    'Super effective"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "Sir, girl's father had a heart attack and died after he told the internet trolls that they dun goofed and he's gonna call the cyberpolice and consequneces will never be the same."

    "Well I guess he..."

    *puts on shades*

    "Was dead serious."

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

  • "There was semen found in the victim's ear!"

    "Well, I guess she..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Heard her killer coming"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

  • I love the one where he's just kind of standing there speechless xD

  • 6:52 he is tebowing!!

  • "Sir,someone pushed these stones downhill on our victim"

    "Well,apparently,our victim.."

    *put on sunglasses*

    "does't like the rolling stones"

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

  • "That makes the killer a psychic dwarf"

    "Well it looks like we've got . . "

    *puts on glasses*

    "A small medium at large"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­­H

  • "12 people at McDonalds, dead on arrival, all of their heads are cut off.."

    "Looks like they didn't have..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "A happy meal.."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHH!!!

  • "The sun fried the body"

    "well i guess she's"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    *Cooked just right"

    YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  • Sir is appears the victims whole left side is missing

    Well I guess he’s

    *puts on sunglasses*

    All right now

    but he’s not all right, his whole left side is missing.

    *awkward silence*

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • Scroll back up, because all you wanted to do is look at the jokes.

  • "Caine, we need you to investigate this Nuclear Scientist death in Iran"

    Caine: explain

    "Two guys on motorcycles came along the sides of the car and attached bombs that blew up"

    Caine: Well it looks like these charges.......

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Caine: are going to stick

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH!

  • "Why are there are so many likes for this video?"

    "Because Frank..."

    *puts on glasses*

    "I'm a badass"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHH!!!

  • Epic.

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  • imagine him and chuck norris having a cool battle.

  • "Sir there are 10 dead bodies in mcdonals"

    "well it seems like"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "this wasn't a happy meal"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "This man was brutally decapitated and his face was burned off and his vital organs eaten over a satanic blood ritual."

    *puts on glasses

    -0_0-

    "Where's the pu-"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH

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  • "His body was mangled and his penis was found inside the safe."

    "Well at the very least he was"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "having safe sex!"

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • "Sir the victim was in the gym by the time it was set on fire"

    "Well I guess she managed to..." *puts on sunglasses*

    "Burn those calories"

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • this show is unbelievably terrible, the creator should die

  • Sir we found a body face down on the top of a landfill

    "It seems as though our victim"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Is down in the dumps

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • Watch the amazing new episode of CSI: Bateman on youtube: /watch?v=o7Hmsw1ec6I

  • "Sir we've found Johnny Cash dead on a railway line"

    "Well obviously...."

    (sunglasses)

    "he walked the wrong line"

  • "the victim is Rebecca Black, died on Friday at around 2347 hours of multiple stab wounds to the chest"

    "well i guess that's what happens...."

    *sunglasses*

    "...when you get down on Friday"

  • Til now?

    Wtf. hhaha

  • "Sir, the victim committed suicide because of his depression, he also had an.... erection. "

    "Well he shouldn't have been so"

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Hard on himself"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHH!

  • Who would've thought a simple four letter word drawn out would evoke so much laughter. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh!