CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

[jackwdc]

F: "Sir, we still don't know who murdered Bill O'Reilly."

H: "Fuck it!"

*sunglasses*

H: "We'll do it live!"

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

[jackwdc]

F: "Sir, China has just attacked Japan."

H: "Well, it looks like..."

*sunglasses*

H: "Hu let the dogs out."

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

[Bellairs120466]

Brace yourselves, the wave of Memebase viewers are coming...

[ipantis]

@Bellairs120466

you found me heh heh

[DefyGravity464]

Jessup, RU-Jeeessssuuuuup, ruuuuuuunnnn....

[DavidUmstattd]

My friends... you have just seen an entire compilation of every Prime time crime drama ever created.

[riseuplight]

what a stupid show

[AydenMize]

Cop:"Sir,the Kool-Aid man was found dead outside a comedy club..."

Horatio:"Well it looks like he..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

Horatio:"Got his Punch-line..."

Kool-Aid Man:"OH YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

Horatio:"AH A ZOMBIE!!!" *Shoot Kool-Aid Mans body*

[esgnrjnjgu]

"Well I guess it's..."

*drops sunglasses*

"God damnit!"

[TheSiffolille]

F: Horation, the victim was found with his penis in a jar of peanut butter

H:Well I guess he...

*Puts on sunglasses*

H: Was fucking nuts.

YYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Maxiga]

F:''Sir, the victim who was crushed on giant concrete ceiling has been identified as Jill Valentine.''

H:''It looks like our victim...''

*sunglasses*

''Became a Jill Sandwich.''

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[dollarsaurus01]

F: Horatio, Lady Gaga got shot in the eyes and ears with a nail gun and bled to death.

H: Then it looks like our killer...

(puts on sunglasses)

H: ...poked her face

[Nuschlerclark]

Absolutely great job! I so remember his stint in NYPD Blue.  After 10 seasons the producers asked the audience to pick their favorite season...The first season won overwhelmingly...No one and I mean No one could beat Caruso. I still remember one episode "Roid Rage" where Caruso punched out a detective on steroids....Bam! Right to the floor in front of the sergeant's desk!!!

[smokintheblaze]

This is possible the strongest meme in all of memedom!

[ManicRaider]

Is it bad that I watch this show yet never caught on to the meme until now? Well, I watch the original more than this one but still...

[TheMrUsername10]

F: "Sir, before the 2 casualties died there was a recording on one of the victims tape, it sounds like they were having a argument, this is what it says." *Tape*

Guy 1: "Oh yeah well you are a ginger!"

Guy 2: Harsh words from a guy who's got the same amount of intelligence as a broken condom.

H: "Now thats what i call a..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Cum-back".

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!

[KaBaSpLoOSh]

why does everyone just copy and paste the same ones over and over? like the top 2 comments for example

[blackcat9517]

Darth Vader: No. I am

*puts on sunglasses*

Darth Vader: your father...

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Dylan106086]

F: H, seems like Michael Jackson had a heart attack at the time.

H: ( •_•)

well..

( •_•)>⌐■-■

looks like he...

(⌐■_■)

Couldn't 'Beat It'

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[halodemon97]

H, Congress is Censoring the internet,

Well I guess Congress

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Didn't drop the SOPA

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[AQWorlddragonz231]

@halodemon97 hohoho.Icwatudidthar.

[xN1kosGRx]

JB: Baby baby baby Ohhh!

*Thunder hits the stage, JB drops dead*

H: Well i guess God...

*Puts on sunglasses*

H: "Really exists. :P"

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[FavPhillie24]

I love the CSI theme songs! I made my own and I think it came out pretty good!

[TheMachinimaFilms]

Where'd he get those glasses?

[TheMachinimaFilms]

"Well you know what they say Frank"...

*sunglasses*

"You lose hair as you get older"...

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[564955charlie]

*Takes place at E3 Parking lot* F:he was blown up with an RPG

H:Looks like he just had. . .

*Glasses*

H:. . His Final Fantasy.

YEAAAAHHHHHHHH

[AydenMize]

"Sir,The Kool-Aid man was broke on the sidewalk..."

"Well it looks like..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"He got punched..."

OH YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[ksnewsome09]

And one more.

"Sir,it looks like the killer greased himself up so he could slip through Micheal Jackson's open window."

"Well I guess that makes him..."

*Glasses Pull*

"A Smooth Criminal."

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHH!

[ksnewsome09]

Here's my original.

"Sir, Lady Gaga was just found beaten to death in her apartment with a bathroom scale while she was watching The Bourne Identity."

"Well then I guess you could say..."

*Glasses Pull*

"She was Bourne This Weigh."

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!

[MrCSInyfan1000]

Sir, Elvis Presley was found shot in the head

Well I guess Elvis

*Puts on glasses*

Has left the building

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!

[DoveLady]

F: "seems as if she died from rectal failure."

H: "well i guess it's true what they say. if sex is a pain in the ass..."

*sunglasses*

H: "you're doing it wrong."

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!

[pbaagii1]

F: "Sir Rebecca black is boiling in hot oil"

H:"It seems it's"

*sunglasses*

H: "fryday"

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Poseidon0077]

David Caruso = Kool Kat

[MrGrayTheGayCat]

"Sir, we found her body with 4 gallons of sperm in her stomach."

"Well I guess she.."

*sunglasses*

"should've seen it cumming."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[atchisonj19]

i love how for the last one you can still see him putting on the sunglasses lol

[AydenMize]

They should make an app for the iPhone and when you touch the screen it goes "YEAH!!!!!!!!!"

THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

Everyone can take the Sunglasses Joke Mobile then!

[MrAndroid40k]

welcome to hell

[josipisepic]

"Sir, the body was found covered in toothpaste!"

"Well it looks like..."

*sunglasses*

"it was in mint condition"

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH­H!!!

[AydenMize]

"Sir the victim the was found with candy shoved up their ass"

"Well it looks like..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"She had a sweet ass..."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[hidan407]

@AydenMize

YOU ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BRO! :D

[AydenMize]

"Sir Rebecca Black was found dead in a giant frying oven"

"Well it looks like..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"It's friday..."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[IGetHighOnJesus]

"Looks like the ratings were bad... cause this bitch just got cancelled" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[11Martman]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[jackwdc]

F: "Sir, this South American man freezed himself to death."

H: "Well, it must have been"

*sunglasses*

H: "Chile"

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[skillmyster666]

"Sir, the victim was found buried under a slab of meat."

H: "I'll be on it."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Much is at steak."

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[billbobjenko]

Holy crap, he's Tebowing at the end

[arthuraz]

"Horatio, Amy Winehouse was found dead at her apartment. Apparent overdose."

"Well, I guess..."

*puts on sunglaess*

"Rehab said no to her."

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[jackwdc]

F: "Sir, Rebecca Black has been electrocuted."

H: "Well, I guess it's..."

*sunglasses*

"Fry-day"

YYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[bigk368]

wowowowow

[esgnrjnjgu]

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

YEAH!!!

[flistehful]

@esgnrjnjgu ahaha. Impressive.

[NBA1529]

@esgnrjnjgu omg this is the best comment i've seen in a while

[ByteMeMarshan]

My favourite actual one that appeared in a show.

Autospy person: " The man has been skewered by an ice sculpture."

Horatio "Looks like this murder ..."

*puts on sunglassess*

"was as cold as ice."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[UnleashUnicornFury]

"Sir, this victim has died while playing Call Of Duty."

"well, then it looks like that.."

*puts on sunglasses*

"he got pwned"

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[eyesofdeath983]

"Sir, we found a woman dead in a freezer"

"Well it looks like this is going to be

-Puts on Sunglasses-

A cold case!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!

[goblinferno13]

"Horatio, we just found Arnold Schwarzenegger dead in his home."

"Well, Frank, looks like Arnold..."

(Puts on sunglasses)

"...just been terminated."

YEEAAAHHHHH!

[maddog317]

"Sir, a man has driven over a woman"

Why is the man?

*sunglasses

Driving in the kitchen.

YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[jitrakedah]

"Sir, Rebecca Black's dead. She was burn with gasoline"

"Well now she realizes that it is"

*put on sunglasses*

FRY-DAY

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[KaBaSpLoOSh]

"We found rebecca black dead sir"

"well its safe to say she shouldnt have been"

*shades*

"Partyin Partyin"

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHH

"Partyin Partyin"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[KaBaSpLoOSh]

"sir we found another victim murdered with candy shoved up the ass"

"well i guess you can say"

*puts on monocle*

"she had a sweet ass"

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD

[djlewis72599]

"Sir a woman had a tree fall on her!"

'The only question is"

*Glasses*

"Why was a tree in the kitchen"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH

[CrazyBoy53JJ]

"Sir, the victim was an optician"

"Well I guess.."

*Puts on sunglasses"

"He must've saw it coming"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[conshiba1234]

Looks like he got...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...ahead of schedule

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

0:45

[pooopile]

"Sir, Bieber was killed just before his concert"

"Well I think you can say that the killer

*puts on glasses*

"was Justin time"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

[josipisepic]

"Sir, it appears as though the killer is targeting those who wear sunglasses."

"Well I guess he..."

*sunglasses*

"wait... OH SHI-"

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH­HHH

[XGTDaveX]

Looks like Kim John il...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...has finished his Korea

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[ArTofPvT]

@XGTDaveX i lol'd hard

[aikamachi57]

good work guys...

[47WaZZa47]

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[onnetwothreefour]

*puts on sunglasses*

Looks like....

*takes off sunglasses*

...i have ...

*puts on sunglasses*

OCD.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[TracerVBullet]

E: "We found a dead woman by the beach, and her eyes are missing."

H: "Well it looks like..."

(Horatio reaches for glasses)

"I forgot my glasses!"

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh­hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[caffeinatedagitated]

"H,someone called in a body, It's a guy dressed as a Parrot."

"Well Eric..Everyone has heard..."

"Heard what?"

"That the bird....

*Puts on sunglasses* is the word."

"YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

[FastDeathbycat]

"Sir, this greek chef was kicked off a building,"

"I guess,"

"This isn't Sparta."

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!"

[BestMusic2012]

"Sir we found our victim lying under a rock, and seems his tongue is missing"

"Well, it looks like our killer...."

*Sunglasses*

"...got the rolling stone"

YEAAAHHHHHAAAHHH

[BestMusic2012]

Alot of these are NOT originals. Come up with ur own unique and funny meme. Dont copy others. tired of seeing same ones over AND OVER.

[mamobster1500]

@BestMusic2012 Yeah thats what im saying. when i see a new one it always makes me laugh.

[giveagoodchance22]

OMG, i've been wondering where the heck this meme came from! :D

*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Amidoingitright?

[brankoivojo]

''Sir we found a girl with semen in her ear.''

''Then it looks like she.....''

*Sunglasses*

''Heard him CUMMING''

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[tducey1982]

Horatio, our victim here was a Wal-Mart greeter

"Looks like..."

puts on sunglasses

"Someone greeted him"

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­­!

[stewie274]

Sir, the victim was raped and murdered and we found Viagra pills at the crime scene."

"Then it looks like we're dealing with..."

*puts on Oakley sunglasses"

"hardened criminals."

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!

[AzeOfDahDeck]

"Sir Alice Cooper just died"

"Well that means...."

"Puts on sunglasses"

"....there's no more Mr. Nice guy after all"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[jackwdc]

F: "Sir, Vaclav Havel has just died."

*sunglasses*

H: "Czech-mate"

YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[maxisacrace]

Police: Sir, we found the dead body under his bed.

Horatio: Then our killer is...

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Horatio: I haven't said the name yet.

The Who: Sorry.

[pythonman7]

"Alright guys that's a wrap!"

"Well, I'll say this, the closing line in that scene...'

*Sunglasses*

"...Was PUNDERFUL."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

[byronroper]

Just wish the editor could have stopped the clip before each "YEEEEEAAAAAH". It's a bit annoying after the third time. You expect me to sit thru 7 min. of that annoying shit?

[FootballAndXbox]

You guys are all dumb.

[AlecJenkins279]

"Horatio , the lead singer of THE WHO was found dead"

"Well , that means "

*sunglasses*

"He won't get fooled again"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[AlecJenkins279]

"Sir we found bird feathers on the victim's face."

"Then it looks like our victim"

*sunglasses*

"was a tweeter"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[AlecJenkins279]

"Horatio , Justin Bieber was killed at a concert"

"Looks like Bieber *puts sunglasses* will never say never again"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[merryaay]

i gues weeE'veeee

''glasses''

Found our man

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HH

[NickPhails]

'The victim died by dubstep.'

'I guess he'

*Puts on sunglasses*

'He wub dubstep'

[XgamerevolutionX]

"The victem seamed to have siemen in her ear right befor she died"

"Well i guess the victem"

*puts on sunglasses*

"Heard his killer coming"

YEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!

[DAlax17]

"Sir the victim appears to have a flute jammed down her throat."

"Well it looks like she..."

*Sunglasses*

"Had a bad taste in music."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[reaco1]

I started laughing before he even said anything.

[Yethereiam]

David Caruso opens new account each day to vote dislike.

[yummybeefyboy]

Best one liners ever some are more cheesy then others still good though

[AkoolStick]

Why is "the who" the artist?

[Mistertrapdoor]

These aren't good one-liners. All of the comments are so much better.

[iloveursis]

"Sir, an unemployed, sexually deprived man was found dead in the streets."

"well it looks like"

*puts on sunglass*

'he was jobless'

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[loocnoc]

@iloveursis Ha!

[iloveursis]

"Sir, Mao Ze Dong was found dead on his chair."

"well i guess, he must be a real...

*Puts on sunglass*

"chairman..."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[JessNg85]

great one liners lol

[pablopcasso]

Horatio Tebowed at 6:52!

[rudyjason]

"Sir the victim was found with semen in her ear"

"well it seems like"

*puts on sunglasses*

"she heard him coming"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[MObaid27]

"Sir we found a meth head dead in the elevator"

"Then it looks like our victim..."

*Sunglasses*

"....Was dead at many levels."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[TangDynasty83]

"Horation we found ARGGGH!"

"Looks like..."

"puts on sunglasses"

"...you to an arrow to the knee"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Airlessbadger]

"Horatio we found rebecca blacks body in a barrel of boiling oil.

"well it seems"

*sunglasses

"it really was fryday"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!­!

[rexy0the0man]

"Sir, we found Michael Jackson stabbed in his back by his sink in his bathroom..."

"Well it looks like. . ."

*sunglasses*

". . .he failed to see the man in the mirror!"

YYYEEEAAAHHHHHHH

[CaptainAlliance]

"Sir, Don't you think these CSI Miami jokes are getting old?"

"It looks like..."

*Sunglasses*

"You're not bright enough for my sunglasses.."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH

[blackcat9517]

"Sir we got a report that the Joker died in Batman Arkham City... and Harley Quinn's pregnant."

"It looks like the Joker..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"... revved up his Harley..."

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!

[tkdking1000]

"Sir, the victim died by choking on semen."

"Well it seems she..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"....was in a sticky situation.*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[peeweesherman]

Oh thank God, I always thought that there were losers that would tell the jokes and then say YEEEAAAH!!! like dickheads..but it's the music! its all so clear now.

[deadlyponiezzzz]

I may start watching this.

[AzeOfDahDeck]

"Sir, a woman died while having sex with her boyfriend

"well it seems like..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"....she never saw it cuming"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[AzeOfDahDeck]

"Sir there is a criminal who is being skinned alive"

"Then it looks like the victim is...."

"Puts on sunglasses"

"......Bad to the bone"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[banthapodoo]

"Sir, this patient has no eyes."

"Well that's a bit."

*puts on sunglasses*

"EYE-RONIC"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[ImStillBlind]

oh god. so fuckin terrible i feel bad for the actor

[FIFAComedyOriginals]

" Sir, Reports are that Michael Jackson died from cardiac arrest "

" Well sounds like his heart couldn't.... "

* sunglasses *

" Beat It. " YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAH

[SuperScotty97Returns]

''Until now''

''YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!''

[chrisowen13]

Horatio Tebowing at 6:52.

[Viroquet]

press 8

[88Hyo]

i like that you always can say where his punchline is going to be,because he always pause beffore like "well MAYBE...he got taken for a ride!"

[Glenn321321]

The victim was in the middle of delivering pizza

"looks like"

put in sunglasses

"he needed extra cheese"

"wait i don't get"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[chibiemo100]

le most femus sunglasses evah...

[residentevilmusical]

Well, i guess you didnt die a virgin kid Cause...

-Puts sunglasses-

YOU JUST GOT FUCKED

[CrazyGamerFromBrazil]

press 4

[USArmySupremeGeneral]

"Sir, the victim has been run over by a vehicle alot of times."

"Well, it looks like..."

*put on sunglasses*

"He's dead tired"

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!

[cheeseman1015]

"Sir, someone was frozen in the school cafetiere."

"Well I guess,"

*Puts on glasses.*

"He was too cool for school."

YEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[ShadowShock668]

"Sir, a costumer killed a waiter because he thought he was a werewolf."

"Well I guess,"

*Puts on glasses.*

"Everything wasn't to his Lycan."

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[UltiGamer0]

Know Your Meme brought me here.

[roxorsoxor]

and they are all bad

[hitman1kk]

I just came here to watch the joke comments :D THUMBS UP IF YOU DID

[bubbly12ish]

"Sir, a reality star was just murdered"

"Well...."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Reality just got real."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[OfficialTeenVlogs]

"A man was found dead in the hole of a porta-potty."

"Well, I guess the man's day was"

*puts on sunglasses*

"Very shitty."

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[xIegionx]

"Sir we found semen in a jar of peanuts."

"Then it looks like our killer..."

*Sunglasses*

"....Was fuckin' nuts."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH

[Black217]

@xIegionx I like this too hard.

[snerkedaasen]

"Sir, Justin Bieber was found killed, right before the consert"

"Well I Guess they..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Where just in time"

YEEEAAAH

[jomastretch]

did/does anyone actually watch this show?

[GostProductions]

@jomastretch i do lol...its the best CSI in my opinion. aside from the one-liners

[jomastretch]

@GostProductions really? it must have a good supporting cast. i could not take him seriously. it would ruin it for me :P

[theDoctor2477]

"Sir it looks like she suffered a blow to the head while the a MC Hammer concert"

"Well i guess for her..."

*put on shades*

"It really was hammer time"

YEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

[CardinalGlitch]

"Sir it looks like he was lured with Pokemon then raped repeatedly"

"Well I guess it was.."

*puts on sunglasses*

'Super effective"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Condom007of007Solace]

"Sir, girl's father had a heart attack and died after he told the internet trolls that they dun goofed and he's gonna call the cyberpolice and consequneces will never be the same."

"Well I guess he..."

*puts on shades*

"Was dead serious."

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[SeannyOConnor]

"There was semen found in the victim's ear!"

"Well, I guess she..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Heard her killer coming"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[fma7samuraichamploo]

I love the one where he's just kind of standing there speechless xD

[danothemano209]

6:52 he is tebowing!!

[meinsouza]

"Sir,someone pushed these stones downhill on our victim"

"Well,apparently,our victim.."

*put on sunglasses*

"does't like the rolling stones"

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

[bevilr]

"That makes the killer a psychic dwarf"

"Well it looks like we've got . . "

*puts on glasses*

"A small medium at large"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­­H