how a singaporean communicate.video blog

[zhubin]

singlish is cool. we have our own style of speaking. its our culture. we're proud of it. we don't try to be like others cuz we're proud of who we are. When i speak Singlish around my white friends with other singaporeans they think it's another language. its like i'm bilingual but not really.

[NagatoRinnigan]

Come Singapore and i will make war with your country, start with you then your family then your friends, then your country. poor motherfucker don't come xia lan people, as if you damn pro like that, ugly fuck, short tongue. the world would be a better place without dicks like you. Waste our Air and space, even when your die, your bones or ashes will also be a waste of space. Ugly uncool Kum Lan

[noobster32]

LOL wtf? I dare you to say it to one singaporean man. Since you hate the way singaporean talks how the fuck did you impersonate? Studying it? Fucking hypocrite, get your short tongue extended first and then come and make a video.

[lanjiaobin]

fucking dickhead you think you;re funny?

you suck balls asshole! LAME son of a bitch! your english aint that good either you FAG. why you dont you go suck your daddy's dick

to exercise your tongue so maybe it'll grow

longer?

[hamstrix777]

heh. joke. u sound like u had a difficult time growing up with singaporeans (assumption). u sound so bitter. like they stuck their shoe up ur ass or something.

[darknesstomb]

Anyway is not our english that is lousy.... Is becos of our SINGLISH ( WHICH IS UR SO CALL LOUSY ENGLISH ) makes us stand out for who we are. We are Singaporeans and we theres a bond between us becos of the language...

So please read up more on books and stuff like tat before you critisize us cos

U ARE MESSING WITH OUR CULTURE. Stupid fag shit pcb.

[darknesstomb]

haha short tongue...big mistake...u jus offend alot of singaporeans....yea so watch ur words

[NagatoRinnigan]

Fail dog, come act one cool guy, Face like pcb, Lah Lor Hor also dunno when to use correctly.

Act one Lan Jiao accent think damn funny

Think put your ringtone mario damn cute ah?

Fail C0ck

[flarestrike]

dude..

what kind of Singaporeans have you been mingling with?

and in case you don't know, this country is very multiracial since before you were born...

anyway my point is.. you are seriously wrong. not all people in Singapore speak this way and this video isnt a very nice response to how we talk. because you seem to be aiming every single Singaporean here

[AndxSky]

singaporeans dont talk like that i am i and i dont..

[NagatoRinnigan]

Hi andy :D

[SterSpear]

YEah. Look at whose handwriting is better dumbass. And for the record, our maths education in Singapore even came to USA just to help your dumb sorry asses.

[zeyotshi]

MEGA LOL!NOT AT THE VIDEO,BUT YOU.The bloody fact that i took a cambridge english exam and aced it,you're critizing us?LOL.DUDE GET YOUR ''S" RIGHT!Grow a longer tongue and dick please?

[VIGIKOH]

=.=" another pathetic guy critising Singaporeans. Trust me, if Singaporean's english is that bad, our economic wouldn't be this good.

&mind you! most educated Singaporeans can speak and write better than you! ASSHOLE!

[nixonp28]

haha! faking that accent... so sad.

[rhythmicsoul23]

u act like a lil kid with BAD ACCENT fakin american accent much?!

puh-lease get a life and stop bull-crapping

[BRENDANLEOW]

i disagree wif the part where singapore is clean

[guitarhero28greenday]

Stupid, nothing funny bout the video, and our english does not suck! may Philippine english do,, oh I forgot FILIPINO can even speak english,, LMAO

[omfgocob]

trust me....both of the countries' english suck = ="

[guitarhero28greenday]

Brian, I hope you had speak to one FILIPINO Domestic HElper and GOD compeae our english to hers!

[guitarhero28greenday]

God, Damn it BRIAN, when singaporeans speak to other races of other countries we are well understood! WTF, Get out of SINGAPORE go back to PHILIPPINE

[guitarhero28greenday]

hey, what the f***K is this, you are not even a singaporean and you make fun of SINGLISH, GOD DAMN IT!! at least we singaporeans are not like you FILIPINOS who cannot even speak ENGLISH!

[sarahcherryvanilla]

First of all, not all Singaporeans speak that way. Yes it's true we speak Singlish, but that does not necessarily mean we can't speak/write proper English. And dude, your English is horrible, i don't know why the people here are saying it's good. Even the title is grammatically wrong.

And that, is the worst Singlish impersonation I have ever heard. And please, Chinatown? wtf. Just because most Singaporeans are Chinese?

Oh and you sound like a retard. I don't mean during the phonecall either.

[Killer92Production]

i think you're doin well but i think you're acting like kevjamba

[MaMiKiKeYu]

HAhaa...what the fuck..:p

it makes me laugh, nice vid :D

[youngplainjuan]

I don't care about your american accent which is seriously done pretty badly. But your over did the Singlish part, definitely.

[heretowatchvid]

your video suck

[SkinPuppets]

u speak as if u got a dick in ur mouth!!but indeed u do speak good english!!u just need to work out on those accent!!it just make me wanna stuff my dick in ur ass!!

[brutbear]

he is slanging or what,cheap slang

[impeccableimbecile]

OH MY GOD! I KNOW YOU! Do I?

[hellotoyou]

yes you do....we're from the same school!! we're from hip hop class! remember...!!!!!! hahhaha

[joluv1984]

hahaha.. LOL. common use: leh, lah, lor, aiyah, wah lau eh, wah kow

[fornax1009]

lol funny, the excessive use of singlish reminded me of 'ah bengs' =D

[nelsonspam]

I'm a Singaporean and I have to say this is really funny..I mean come on...that IS how many of us talk...I don't think it is as horrible as this lispy twat made it out to be but we must admit that it IS incomprehensible to non-Singaporeans... oh and I agree with one poster..get a pack of oil blotters u twat.

[debbilyatom]

Please do not stereotype.

most Singaporeans' english arent as bad as yours. :D

[sonofthehill]

fuck off wipe off ur fake accent dude.

[csjiawei]

Hey, you over did the phone call.

Bitch

[xxxcarousel]

Gee, what's with the necessity of the whole kevjumba wannabe thing at the start? Whatever, that's besides the point.

1) You could be sued for putting something as false as that up

2) Gatsby face oil blotters are really good, and cheap. Go buy a pack.

3) Fucking racist bitch. Why only attempt the Chinese poorly, can't take on Eurasians, Malays and Indians poorly too?

[Jovinch]

yups.. i know you.. im ur friend on multiply..

ahaha.. i read ur blog then i saw ur videos there.. wahaha.. nakakatawa..

nope im not going back to phil.. cnu bibisitahin q dun..

huh? tae nde kita maintindihan..

ahahaha...

[hellotoyou]

hahaha,,ngek,,

[Jovinch]

singapore but im a pilipino..

wahaha..

[hellotoyou]

woah singapore...do i know u from somewhere? cause your name is rather familiar.. anyway... are you going back to the philippines this dec...? i'm going back whohoo!!! i'm super excited...well i'm not going back in december though..i'm going back this thursday hahas

[Jovinch]

express reply..

[hellotoyou]

hahahas! well i'm still online that's why... usually i take really long to reply... but you know.. its holiday..so all day at home...and forever chatting..and i'm bored..haahas... so yeah......so where are you from?

[Jovinch]

nice vlog..

ahaha..

i felt pity for you..

coz some of them were angry..

but its ok.. u just tell the truth ryt..?

[hellotoyou]

of course.. i did say that good side about singapore..but i guess..the bad side is usually the one that trigger their mind...

[natsala]

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that I'm Singaporean and I watch HBO, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, Star movies and all. And I read tons of books. I'm different from the other Singaporeans wooo! HAHA. But anyway, I think what you were describing was the stereotype Singaporean if you will, I don't talk like that at all. haha. (: Great video, and I'm glad you like our country at least. :P

[hellotoyou]

thanks finally someone sees the good side in me hahas! at the end i told them i do like singapore in some ways right? .... hahas...thanks

[natsala]

Hahah well I dunno! I think singlish is fun!! It gives Singapore identity (: But I agree in excess, it gets kinda annoying.

[fanclub10]

suck la..u

[hellotoyou]

you too

[MrJapSter]

ur not a american either

[hellotoyou]

but firstly we/i don't really have to be an American to have that accent.. lets say you are in an international school in Singapore.... h'm sure, you'll be forced to speak in a "accent" which is familiar among your peeps . am i right? cause you don't want to be laughed at...

I Lived in Singapore for 15 years. and i never liked how Singaporean speaks. If you try using that Accent or "way" to speak in an another country. you'll be the laughing stock..I SWEAR!!

[MrJapSter]

ur a disgrace to The chinese race you POSER wan act ang moh . I hate people like you

[hellotoyou]

erm? i'm not even chinese in the first place!!!

[yysyisi]

dun act angmoh lah. it's how 'a singaporean COMMUNICATES' not how 'a singaporean COMMUNICATE'. =.=

[hellotoyou]

ok so i may say the tittle is wrong.but the point is still there...... but shouldn't Singaporean improve the way they speak? you know sometimes i really don't understand what they are trying to say. and with those "lar,lor,leh" everything sounds so confusing... in my vid, people may kinda understand what i'm trying to say. But in real life... there are worst cases that you should compare.. for example...this may also comes with stuttering and etc...

[hellotoyou]

and yeah..acting ang moh in the term of acting ang moh in the way they speak is kinda better then acting like singaporeans, speaking in english right? .... at least they can understand me.. and americans have a really cool and nice accent.. for me..there's nothing to be ashamed about it.. hhahas

[strangeriloveyou]

guy 1: hello, who is this? oh, what are you doing?

guy 2: nothing..do you want to go to ChinaTown?

guy 1: i don't want to! i'm staying at home to play pokemon & dota.

guy 2: all you think about is playing! fine, i shall not go out with you. uh.. tsk. yah? i don't want! goodbye! i'm not going to be your friend anymore! you can continue to play your DOTA POKEMON MAPLE SEA TIKI MICKEY CHANG CHONG(loL). ok, bye.

[acoinaday]

ha ha very funny ring tone

The same thing happens for me when I talk on the phone in viet lol

my friends say it's like this: "something, something market something something fruit"

haha

[hellotoyou]

REally? viet have that type of accent too? woah.. hahas! so funny hahas!

[sakubatzumatsu]

xD "..play dota and pokemon laa" HAHAHAHAHAA

[hellotoyou]

hahahas! yeah ! i know! that is what the always do.. well for guys though.. don't know anything bout the gals...hahas...

[nehemaiah]

haha very funny...be prepared i know how to convert youtube videos to my phone

[hellotoyou]

dude i know to lar hahahas

[llovedcienn]

One word. FUNNY :P

[fennnyyy]

I luv SInglish! hehee

[hellotoyou]

hahahas! well if u love it! then hmm..love it hahas!

[normil91]

Heyy man. ur vid seems like a copy right from KevJumba; the intro & basically the whole idea. u seem to be racist while expressing ur opinions on how sporeans communicate. hahah! u've got any grudge between them? but overall, good work! post more videos yea? i might jus become ur idol someday. hahah! Peace ! :D

[hellotoyou]

NGEK!! IDOL!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO!! this is just for fun..this won't be a daily thingy..i don't like to do a lot of video!!!! hahahs! too lazy.

[angelikax]

Hahaha man, this lil bro of mine holds no grudges :D all in good fun. Great video markidoo! Kwela ng lil bro ko tlga hehehe :) *lovesit. LA. :P