REAL MEN survive, improvise, adapt and overcome in the wild. One month in the wild and this guy is looking like a pipe cleaner with eyes! THIN. Bear Grylls would chew that tree up and shit particle board for dinner, put that on the fire and stay warm the rest of the evening.
"Can you say, DELIVERANCE????" SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!!! HE'S SURE GOT A PRETTY MOUTH PAW!!!!! LMAO...........
Being proud of having a short attention span is not funny or cool, it means you're very likely stupid and probably 12 years old, which automatically means you're stupid, but it doesn't mean you have to remain stupid. If you can't pay attention to something for more than 3 minutes that doesn't include several explosions maybe you should go watch M.Bay crap 24 hours a day.
oh and surprisingly wet? lmao im 17 and im smart enough to know trees are wet on the inside -.- that dumb fuck doesn't know a damn thing about surviving =\
As we know, the media including these programs are all controlled. Ed makes eating the tree bark look so horrible. However, people survived off of tree bark in the bad winters including native indians. the boiling of it is not recommended but of course that's the bs they feed you (so to speak). It's best to dip in olive oil and heat over a fire to make it's texture like potato chips. Of course, they give you that ridiculous crap as your survival lesson. BTW, it's awesome for you.Ed did his job
Yup.... Cuz he can just go make olive oil right?? haha you people are ridiculous. You go do it if you think hes doing it wrong. Seriously, Go call NatGeo and say that YOU want to do the show instead of him.
Didn't realize you were a foolish little girl when I responded. I've done a lot of work in the woods and can survive out there. He can roast that wood over fire without oil for a crispy texture. The oil was referring to people in homes, should we enter into a food shortage condition or economic crisis. That would be a much more prevalent use of surviving to eat tree bark than being lost in the forest little darling. "You people" (foolish kids) need to realize you're being brainwashed.
I mixed you up with another person. My bad. BTW, not a burnout, very successful actually. My advice, listen and learn but make sure it's the correct source of info.
roflmao they dont have any risk on shows like this, not survivorman or bear.... they are all just fucking actors, you can see how stupid he is because he is an actor, you never face a knife towards you to cut... any real survivalist would know that... and lastly... all he had on his so called "trek" which was most likely a helecopter ride.... was his backpack.. he didn't have all those cameras or camera boxes... shows you how fake this shit really is =\
Why don't you cut a twig, and make fishing pole. Plan ahead next time and bring some fishing line. The joke is probably on us. He is probably in some city park, across the street from a half dozen restaurants, and a grocery store. Bloody vegetarians..
Excuse me, its called the "Groom of the stool". This guy was the ass wiper for the queen lol. He has all the need esential tools, but I bet he has some TP too LOL. Google Groom of the stool.
Hes right off of a lake too, where he can set up traps. When he first landed he found a game trail right off the shore. He must not know to much about outdoor living. Hes in the most abundant natural resource part of America, and hes eating bark WTF. This guy must have been the stool servant for the Queen of retards. Yall know what the stool servant is don't you? The one that waits for the queen to take a dump, and then after shes finished, wipes her ass LOL. No joke...youtube it.
This guy is not to bright. You can tell he grew up in a big city. He has a hatchet, knife, and some firearms, and he's eating bark lol. I guess he probably has a fishing pole too LOL.
this guy is carrying about a million accessories and tools and he is still complaining. what kind of survivor show is this? change the title to 'wimp in the wild,' or 'metrosexual in the wild.' thank you.
he just found out off the internet about it..and now he's trying..c;mon he has no idea what he is doing...i feel the one that really knows..is Wild vs. Man..dude!! Ed here..really sucks!! he seems so unknowledgable...really looks like he has no idea what he is doing at least in the wild...
What a pussy!!!...I've eaten a shit load of the outer bark of a tree before, and it tasted fine to me...of course i was wasted, but it tasted good then :)
Old saying - don't bite off more than you can chew. Cambium on beech trees is actually good - ate it as a kid - tasted like gum. Humble guy - trial and error on film.
I think Bear's stuff is a bit more choreographed, but it's still pretty entertaining. I like survivorman the best. There should definitely be some sort of showdown between these guys.
In Survivorman he doesn't try to get out, he tries to survive for 7 days.
To whoever gave me that thumbs down - wtf,? did I get it because I said there are a lot of survival shows? Oh, and I said, "damn" I'm sorry, did that offend you? Well, suck my dick.
Wow his face when eats it is just funny Im not eatting bark, maybe the nuts in pinecones but not bark get splinters and shit.also never wood put a piece of wood in my mouth-no pun intended.
what kinds of tree bark can rabbits eat?
dancingmule96 4 months ago
@dancingmule96 i use to have one they can eat dandelions sorry cant spell good. do not no about tree bark
electronicstash 3 weeks ago
REAL MEN survive, improvise, adapt and overcome in the wild. One month in the wild and this guy is looking like a pipe cleaner with eyes! THIN. Bear Grylls would chew that tree up and shit particle board for dinner, put that on the fire and stay warm the rest of the evening.
"Can you say, DELIVERANCE????" SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!!! HE'S SURE GOT A PRETTY MOUTH PAW!!!!! LMAO...........
OMG....he comes the waterworks again.......
markwoodruff777 6 months ago
he's teaching survival strategies and that thin part of the tree is edible. And just because its bitter doesn't mean it isn't edible.
jamesdahertheiii 7 months ago
Wow... eating a tree... He can't even find some bugs? I'm surprise he is not dead by day 3.
DeviousBetrayer 7 months ago
i think he pick the wrong tree!! most trees are bitter!!
setyouback 9 months ago
Being proud of having a short attention span is not funny or cool, it means you're very likely stupid and probably 12 years old, which automatically means you're stupid, but it doesn't mean you have to remain stupid. If you can't pay attention to something for more than 3 minutes that doesn't include several explosions maybe you should go watch M.Bay crap 24 hours a day.
cameraguy1968 1 year ago
wow, ur gagging over barks, find some other career comparing to bear lmao
BEAR GRYLLS = LEGEND
godserens 1 year ago
@godserens bear grylls eats bear feces, bear grylls knows nothing, he is a stuntman; not a survival instructor.
SymAmineC8H11N 1 year ago
give it to me im a mexican/indian ill eat that whole tree
DarkHero187 1 year ago
sWALLOW IT
aznguy11111 1 year ago
He must be related to that McCandless guy. That tree he's eating probly aint gonna digest too well.
mbleft 2 years ago
Doesn't look very appetizing.
TheMisterYang 2 years ago
Of course it's CHEWY, your eating a freaking tree!
MonnsterMan 2 years ago
" I mean its really chewy" LOL holy shit thats funny stuff.
PuffinPine420 2 years ago
does he realize he's got this hitler mustache thing going? looks like a little soot
nevettsteeleiii 2 years ago
cause u know how that matters so much when you're all alone in the wilderness trying to survive
madmanis12345 2 years ago
boring, I zoned out in 15 seconds.
geolyfe 2 years ago
Ok? why r u posting that on here? and further more why did you fucking click on the video?
medicaldoctor369 2 years ago
@geolyfe
Because you have the attention span of a mentally challenged chimp, yes be proud of your disability!!
cameraguy1968 1 year ago
lmao , is this guy for real? Thats the craziest think ive heard of. He should have watched an episode of Man vs Wild
werenotalone1 2 years ago
thats terrible!
Reconcile7 2 years ago
LMAO just watching him try and take a bite of the bark haha
bl3ujay07 2 years ago
that and sap is nasty
nldm561 2 years ago
eh ive tried the bark its damn hard to chew up
nldm561 2 years ago
You know he got his fiber for the day.
AcTiOnBaStArDsays 2 years ago
Hahahah this shit is awesome
jinglemybells262 2 years ago
oh and surprisingly wet? lmao im 17 and im smart enough to know trees are wet on the inside -.- that dumb fuck doesn't know a damn thing about surviving =\
dmn513c 2 years ago
bark isnt wet, and he's talking about the inside layer of the bark
Lordofnewbs 2 years ago
The inside layer of the bark (live outer edge of the tree) is wet.
BFResearchSE 2 years ago
ummm.... right.... thats what i said =\
dmn513c 2 years ago
If he says the word chewy one more fucking time I'm going to shove that tree bark up his ass.
Testo2009 2 years ago
As we know, the media including these programs are all controlled. Ed makes eating the tree bark look so horrible. However, people survived off of tree bark in the bad winters including native indians. the boiling of it is not recommended but of course that's the bs they feed you (so to speak). It's best to dip in olive oil and heat over a fire to make it's texture like potato chips. Of course, they give you that ridiculous crap as your survival lesson. BTW, it's awesome for you.Ed did his job
ATAINC23 2 years ago
Yup.... Cuz he can just go make olive oil right?? haha you people are ridiculous. You go do it if you think hes doing it wrong. Seriously, Go call NatGeo and say that YOU want to do the show instead of him.
jinglemybells262 2 years ago
Didn't realize you were a foolish little girl when I responded. I've done a lot of work in the woods and can survive out there. He can roast that wood over fire without oil for a crispy texture. The oil was referring to people in homes, should we enter into a food shortage condition or economic crisis. That would be a much more prevalent use of surviving to eat tree bark than being lost in the forest little darling. "You people" (foolish kids) need to realize you're being brainwashed.
BFResearchSE 2 years ago
Nice one. Calling me a girl...when I'm a 20 year old man. Ouch....
Good for you eating tree bark. Good Job.
And just because you messure turtles and take pics of trees in you back yard doesnt make you shit. So stop acting like a cocky as 40 year old burnout.
jinglemybells262 2 years ago
I mixed you up with another person. My bad. BTW, not a burnout, very successful actually. My advice, listen and learn but make sure it's the correct source of info.
BFResearchSE 2 years ago
since your a guy change your screen name to "jinglemyballs262.
mwillblade 2 years ago
It wont let me change it to anything... I already tried cuz i got bored with this one.
jinglemybells262 2 years ago
thats your boyfriend eating that bark
hatersfate2 2 years ago
I love you so much Ed you inspire me
chamsies 2 years ago
every tree has cambium!
Guitararcher 2 years ago
3:17 ''its like eatting wood'' no shit....
geerskyle 2 years ago
hey we cant make fun of him to much he is getting paid to do this shit!?
Guitararcher 2 years ago
he shouldnt lol. survivor man was the shit or man vs wild hahaha
geerskyle 2 years ago
yea they both are awesome, even if bear stays in a hotel when there done, he is a beast!!!
Guitararcher 2 years ago
roflmao they dont have any risk on shows like this, not survivorman or bear.... they are all just fucking actors, you can see how stupid he is because he is an actor, you never face a knife towards you to cut... any real survivalist would know that... and lastly... all he had on his so called "trek" which was most likely a helecopter ride.... was his backpack.. he didn't have all those cameras or camera boxes... shows you how fake this shit really is =\
dmn513c 2 years ago
virgin never ate nothing wet
james310tonga 2 years ago 2
hahahah
geerskyle 2 years ago
true dat
lawrencespade 2 years ago
it might be edible lol
MicaH1123s 2 years ago
"It was wet, which reminded me that it might be edible". Sexual innuendo? :p
Slyth66 2 years ago
LOL hahahahahahahahahhaha
ezes6zy 2 years ago
man vs wild owns u much
slimjim095 2 years ago
survivorman is better
assassinamy 2 years ago
WTF!!! What a shit-head
MrBestmeatintown 2 years ago
chewy bitter bark? good thing to know!
Toki52 2 years ago
To be severely apt, I must say, lawl
potentialavalanche 2 years ago
haha
its like eating paper
teddybearballer 2 years ago
Does this guy even know what he's doing? From the looks of it he has very little experience.
spartanic 2 years ago
Hes a real survalist.
blade62100 2 years ago
Are you serious? Did YOU know that you can eat bark if you're stuck in the wild? And did YOU know it was called Cambium? I think not
DorkusMalorkus5 2 years ago
Reminds me of eating San Pedro cacti, absolutely disgusting.
Eidelmania 2 years ago
the face he made was priceless
SoNotNeeded 2 years ago
Come over to my house, you hottie!!...I give you some of my home cookin`!!!
Rocketbev 2 years ago
Golly gee, Beave!
zot500 2 years ago
Got Wood?
suicidechickenshit 2 years ago
aha, poor guy.
falalaxfearless 2 years ago
You vagrant. Get a job. LOL
adznruses 2 years ago
Why don't you cut a twig, and make fishing pole. Plan ahead next time and bring some fishing line. The joke is probably on us. He is probably in some city park, across the street from a half dozen restaurants, and a grocery store. Bloody vegetarians..
adznruses 2 years ago
All them critters running around, and hes eating tree bark.
adznruses 2 years ago
Excuse me, its called the "Groom of the stool". This guy was the ass wiper for the queen lol. He has all the need esential tools, but I bet he has some TP too LOL. Google Groom of the stool.
TheCurrahee101st 2 years ago
Hes right off of a lake too, where he can set up traps. When he first landed he found a game trail right off the shore. He must not know to much about outdoor living. Hes in the most abundant natural resource part of America, and hes eating bark WTF. This guy must have been the stool servant for the Queen of retards. Yall know what the stool servant is don't you? The one that waits for the queen to take a dump, and then after shes finished, wipes her ass LOL. No joke...youtube it.
TheCurrahee101st 2 years ago
This guy is not to bright. You can tell he grew up in a big city. He has a hatchet, knife, and some firearms, and he's eating bark lol. I guess he probably has a fishing pole too LOL.
TheCurrahee101st 2 years ago
*too*
suicidechickenshit 2 years ago
i bet hes thinkin "it taste like shit"
651Bo1 2 years ago
i wonder if he reads these lame ass comments. stupid video. lol
myownplylst 2 years ago
LOL that was funny...just when you thought you've found something to eat...i guess not...but it sure is cheeewy :)
kekothegeko 2 years ago
this guy is carrying about a million accessories and tools and he is still complaining. what kind of survivor show is this? change the title to 'wimp in the wild,' or 'metrosexual in the wild.' thank you.
bondage2012 2 years ago
very chewy.. NOT TOO BAD!!
GizmoMofo7 2 years ago
lmfao he looks funny
rabbidwolf93 2 years ago
Bear Gryills wanna be.
This is one dumbass.
nigga please
FaRtBoMb42 2 years ago
HE MAD AS HELL AT HIS LIFESTYLE
justflamez 2 years ago
el oh el phahahahaha
woolalahh 2 years ago
he looks and sounds like a caveman.
p.s. it be funny if your not sapposed to eat bark because it poisenous and if he shoked and died because of eating tree bark.
justcallmepimp 2 years ago
i think you're supposed to cook it first.
barkpeeler2000 2 years ago 7
@barkpeeler2000 yes! supposed to fry it like bacon
ncbookz 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
He died shortly thereafter.
OmegaPimpinatorX 2 years ago
Have you even watched this show?
MRTINKLES1000 2 years ago
he just found out off the internet about it..and now he's trying..c;mon he has no idea what he is doing...i feel the one that really knows..is Wild vs. Man..dude!! Ed here..really sucks!! he seems so unknowledgable...really looks like he has no idea what he is doing at least in the wild...
franklinlevy 2 years ago
"It's a bit like eating wood"
...
That's because that's exactly what you're doing!!
dykedesuyo 2 years ago 11
I thought he said you're suppose to boil it??? might be easier to eat that way but whateva...
dabatjelly 2 years ago
and it just gets worse and worse XD epic
frogprince81 2 years ago
ahhhhhaa
will0i0am62 2 years ago
What a pussy!!!...I've eaten a shit load of the outer bark of a tree before, and it tasted fine to me...of course i was wasted, but it tasted good then :)
fathom26 2 years ago
LOL. What a dipshit. There must be a hundered different things to eat within a 500 foot diameter. Eat the bark. ROFL. Make noodles. AHHHHHHHHHHAAAA
MRTINKLES1000 2 years ago
Alright Mr. Tinkle, enlighten us on what these hundreds of things are, assuming you can't find wild life, which I'd imagine he can't.
boomkablamo 2 years ago
He was in one of the most lush environments emaginable for survival. Come to my survival camp and I will show you. Search
MRTINKLES1000 2 years ago
Why go to your camp when I'm obviously speaking to an expert?
I said name a few of these hundreds of available foods, enlighten me please.
boomkablamo 2 years ago
dont go to his survival camp anyone its a trap
freebearride 2 years ago
I thought trouble was afoot when I was told to bring Vaseline and a MagLite...
boomkablamo 2 years ago
Two very good items to bring along in a survival situation
MRTINKLES1000 2 years ago
Indeed.
You've yet to tell me a single alternative food source for this man.
boomkablamo 2 years ago
Tell me your not the dipshit that was eating the bark. AHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. You are huh. I knew it.
MRTINKLES1000 2 years ago 2
230 MPG, huh Volt?
helraizr 2 years ago
I would eat the root of the tree. That would be the softest.Oh and FYI, Eating wood will mess your teeth up BAD!
TheRealCPLReed 2 years ago
He's british he already has bad teeth.
global2012 2 years ago
LOL, try shroomies next time and POST THE VIDEO.
Z14LDO 2 years ago
splinters anybody?
dragonrid204 2 years ago
like jeky
madmatt32192 2 years ago
Old saying - don't bite off more than you can chew. Cambium on beech trees is actually good - ate it as a kid - tasted like gum. Humble guy - trial and error on film.
3martijns 2 years ago 2
look yummy
ponilands 2 years ago
mmmm tree bark yummy
Trumaust7 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"I've never fancied it." Really... a bit sheltered all your life, ey?
"it's really chewy," Well your problem could be that your not a beaver... it helps to be one when eating trees. :Oo
And tomorrow you will have particle board for which to build your hut. Can't leave that out? d:D
DanieljDixon 2 years ago
"I have never fancied it?" Really... a bit sheltered all your life?
"It's really chewy." Well your problem is is that your not a Beaver. It helps to be one when eaten trees. :Oo
Just think... tomorrow you will have particle board to build your hut with... huh? Don't leave that out. :O)
DanieljDixon 2 years ago
Bear Grylls is either gonna jump down from a helicopter and eat this guy, or drink the water out of his shit for a week.
Either situation could be entertaining.
thekenner 2 years ago 4
and then survivorman will jump off mt. everest and swoop down on bear. its a part of nature.
(lmao im actually a huge fan of bear but i find survivorman in a more dangerous situation)
Kronikwookie 2 years ago
True, true.
I think Bear's stuff is a bit more choreographed, but it's still pretty entertaining. I like survivorman the best. There should definitely be some sort of showdown between these guys.
MrBenAlan 2 years ago 2
indeed they should
TheonlyNiyrulegend 2 years ago
It wouldn't be much of a showdown.
Les would murder Bear, his camera crew, his safety crew, and his family.
boomkablamo 2 years ago
somone please plug somthing into that socket -.-
thats what she blah blah blah
there i beat yall to it :p
TheTrueMetal9 2 years ago
Didn't he say you were supposta boil the bark before eating it? I would think it would taste quite a bit better after that.
linkdead14 2 years ago
Survivorman, Man vs Wild, Alone in the Wild.....damn. I like the other 2 but how is this different?
ChunkyZergling 2 years ago
the other guys try to get out of the wild, this dude is just hangin out in the same spot surviving
pizzapie12345 2 years ago
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ChunkyZergling 2 years ago
In Survivorman he doesn't try to get out, he tries to survive for 7 days.
To whoever gave me that thumbs down - wtf,? did I get it because I said there are a lot of survival shows? Oh, and I said, "damn" I'm sorry, did that offend you? Well, suck my dick.
ChunkyZergling 2 years ago
"I mean it's really chewy"
hes struggling to rip the bark apart with hes teeth at 1:22
nbadil 2 years ago
im gonna eat the woodships in the playground may b they are healthy
uracho0b 2 years ago
I gonna go eat my picnic table. lol
Vilasiiiii 2 years ago
very interesting, ill keep it in mind! ha!
ath1931 2 years ago
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Damn, this is painful to watch.
IndependenThoughts 2 years ago
I wonder if homeless people eat this stuff
Miikaika25 2 years ago
Edible bark=Cinnamon lol
TaTiska 2 years ago 3
he said it "might" be edible lol
alehax27 2 years ago
you can eat wood? omg imma go eat my bookcase! :0 jk
LilUtubeGirl 2 years ago 3
usually you just suck on it
GuppyPal 2 years ago
are you serious?
LilUtubeGirl 2 years ago
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GuppyPal 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You'll understand when you're older.
GuppyPal 2 years ago
Ace Ventura:"Yummmmy"
BILLCLINTONMECH 2 years ago
Well he's no Man vs Wild...
marqAKAQ 2 years ago
good thing he spit it out lol he looks so pained! lol i think it tastes like rubbery and like papery haha lol
SpRiTzSpLaSh 2 years ago 2
Eat the bottom of your shoes after you walk thru elephant shit
cast390 2 years ago
this is retarded...
manboy1 2 years ago
you are better off eating drowned worms
onthecuttingedge2005 2 years ago
it's chewy eh?
davidaud777 2 years ago
If he thinks thats edible as spaghetti boiled down,then he must think thoes mud pies that he made as a kid were too.
global2012 2 years ago
this guy is a fucking moron
xtremixt1 2 years ago
Bark is in fact: Sugar
The only trouble is that the human does not have an enzyme to cleave the sugars apart
sugarpuddin88 2 years ago
lol.
crazy motherfucker.
chewy? like beef jerky?
myalteredself 2 years ago 2
i wana taste it
zodiacs29 2 years ago
wtch him get splinters on his asshole lmao
supergamerocks 2 years ago
Well sure it's edible,but will you actually gain more calories from eating it than you'll burn chewing it? lol
Inderrix 2 years ago
um??/ do u just want me to deliver food to ur house ?? hahaha
luckycharmj2 2 years ago
omg aww hes gonna get constipated...
bluemoonhaunts 2 years ago
are u kidding me? its fiber! :D
hmmBEEFY 2 years ago
"not too bad" he says, with the facial exprression that looks like hes just about ready to shit his pants.....
shalmont 2 years ago 2
rofl hahahah
Zerkercandy 2 years ago
hahah
mooseknee12 2 years ago
This man is my hero AHHH
TheLizGang 2 years ago
Wow his face when eats it is just funny Im not eatting bark, maybe the nuts in pinecones but not bark get splinters and shit.also never wood put a piece of wood in my mouth-no pun intended.
global2012 2 years ago
hahaha he said "its like eating wood" how would he know hahaha
Cullamore 2 years ago
Sour Gum!
coolboy1210 2 years ago
This guy is an idiot why not educate yourself before you do this, I think its edible?? I hope to see him eaten by a bear!
N8D0GGO24 2 years ago
where'd he get the ax?
snakepit000 2 years ago 2
he brought it with him
imthegreenfaiiry 2 years ago
he went to the local hardware store of course
xxxdatxxx 2 years ago 3
My poop is wet and it is not edible.
ZombieX13 2 years ago 4
.Its edible...not recommended tho. haha
Authority25 2 years ago
o.o well poop is tehcanelly edible,
Meglo56 2 years ago 2
mmmmmmmmm looks like chicken.
peeps6901 2 years ago
what a fucking idiot
kyle7412 2 years ago
yeah!
kyle7286 2 years ago
LMAO
Muda313 2 years ago 2
Isn't digesting bark suposed to be what scientists believe is the primary function of the appendix?
tehcexymeowmix 2 years ago
haha! this guy's great. straight comedy. cant help but feel a bit bad for him too
davedoug 2 years ago
yo peepz: haters of bear grylls... read the frikin beginning of each episode!
hammy0137 2 years ago
this guy has no idea what he's doing.
gloryinmotion 2 years ago 7
LMAO the face on him when he eats it
lumpymallows 2 years ago 4
u cant eat that with braces lol
george15935 2 years ago
Must taste like wood.
biologyprodigy 2 years ago
Retard!! go find a berry bush somewhere....
wiresystem 2 years ago
He's no Bear Grylls.
juggalohomiez9 2 years ago