Episode One: George Takei Should Be Spiderman!

[xiaojay888]

who needs web shooters when you can have a phaser (:

[pimpss88]

all hail George Takei

[adogs1199]

Guys George is still s

Alive

[berboma]

1:09 1:17 1:27 1:45 you are welcome.

[mreinstein48]

ahahahha!!! Excellent!!

[iceblade05]

Alan ford: do you know where your partner is?, he's strapped to a bunji jump, dressed as spiderman, fighting crime...i think you'd better have a word with him. :D

[Willsuitt1]

@Idazmi7 You are pretty funny. I liked how idiotic your comment was.

[MegaWooooooooooo]

RIP George Takei......

Cant believe u died....

Oh My...

[1peterkim123]

@MegaWooooooooooo He's alive.

[MrBubbles0o0o]

@MegaWooooooooooo idiot :\

[fmeitsconnor]

Hello.

[beanie1r]

KABUKI !

[j0s3phM]

is that kevjumbas dad??

[frostyuk2007]

hahaha I f@#%ing love George Takei

[MrRetlav]

Oh my.... xD

[heinzie5]

that was hilarious xD

[mios17]

George Takei is amazing. He is one of the funniest men I have ever seen.

[TheEyesOfNye]

I was kind of hoping he would pull out a phaser gun.

[xXMugiWaraXXx]

George Takei is not only hilarious, but also very inspirational (when he needs to of course!)

Love you Takei, always have and always will ;)

[LeaderofPenguins]

Spiderman, Spiderman, why wasn't George Takei Spiderman?

[gguru1]

1:27 Kabuki!

Wut. lol.

[getlostinadub]

omg kabuki lol

[Sybsop]

I love this guy

[jtwon315]

KABUKI! LOL.

[alabamawhirleybird]

I like to watch this every once in a while to LAUGH MY BUTT OFF!!!! George Takei, I swear you are the FUNNIEST! Ohh myyyyy!!!

[jcchurch]

Set phasers to sling webs.

[unrealperson4564]

@jcchurch THATS SO OBSCURE WHAT THE HECK LOL

[bluetextonwhitebg]

"Hahaaaa!! I'm back to finish you off once and for all, Spidermaaan!"

"Bach-mann!! I thought our quarrel ended at that warehouse fire!"

[pooie0116]

That. Was. AWESOME!!! :D

[DarthRevak]

DAMMIT, TAKEI!

[sousaphonist]

NO WAY!!!

AWESOME!!!

[kuriosity89]

Spidermannn, Spidermannn, George Takei should be Spidermannn...

[TrumpetDragon]

Broadway, y u no give George Tekei what he wants ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[DogMechanic]

I love George Takei!!!

[storytellerkitkit]

There are no words for how much I love George Takei. <3

[XellosNi]

1:45

Suluman?

[Bartman954]

KABUKI!!!

[MrHoppers002]

spider man should do this. oh no i'm out of web. fuck it i'm just going to shoot you in the face with my 44 magnum lol

[HollowFlight]

all i can see is 'the whole package'

D=

[HACProduction]

TAKEI FOR LIVE!!!!!!!!!

[NingenDemonai]

SET PHASERS TO THIS MAN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN ON EARTH

I love everything, omg

[SESdisciple]

Takeiderman, Takeiderman...

[matthewakian2]

That's hilarious.

[Omegahybridx]

P.S. This video is Both Takei and not takei. Get it? It is a bumble bee, a paradox. It is a 4th dimensional object casting a 3rd dimensional shadow...................

IT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Omegahybridx]

George, you are so f-bombing COOL!!! Kabuki kick.... Oh my!!!

[jasperweary]

GOD BLESS GEORGE TAKEI.

[Puercobellies]

Right on George, thumbs up!!!!

[Giltia]

28 people are racist homophobes who wouldn't know what talent was if it leapt into the air and KABUKI.

[davidls11]

We love you George!

[nobuta10]

the end should go after he shoots him.... FATALITY XDD

[moondragon780]

I do NOT find this difficult to masterbate to.

[depture]

0:57..that is clearly suggestive.

[seriousbusiness47]

He has a huge dick.

[foonalina]

This is possibly the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[x3DORKiE]

WHERE IS EPISODE TWO?

[MrBholden]

Ohhh My !!! I am so happy right now , I smell a Tony award...

[SkyGuy79]

Love this GT!

[bobbystips]

musculature

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

Forget Spiderman, you should be President of the US George!

[infernaldarklord]

i want to fav this a thousand times

[lucyrbd509]

George is so epic.. even the 'WHACK' is awesome!

[ocerg1111]

Spiderman, Spiderman, George Takei should be Spiderman. Spins a web, every day, he likes guys, that's ok cuz heeeeeee should be in Spiderman. At the speeeeed of light, he arrives at the fun, he won't neeeeed to fight, he can use his ray gunnnnnn! Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly asian man Spiderman he's a famous, good actor better than Bill Shatner oh yeah, he should be spidermaaaaannnnn

[berryberrykixx]

@ocerg1111 Oh wow that's amazing. What a wonderful response to this video!

[Zardozbitsu]

he should have been zardoz

[Klebsiella33]

KABUKI!

[tomregwan]

he wasn't lieing when he said he had the whole package...

[MalignantNarcizzizm]

At the end I thought he was gonna pull out his cock an spray'm with manchowder.

[SchuBomb]

Spiderman is so Takei

[princessemiko]

KABUKI!

[beb4x]

he didnt wink all the way haha

[dubtob]

look at his junk

[FunnyChicx12]

@dubtob He's got the whoooole package.

[1squeez]

LOL....I've got to go and see it!

[spartang66]

But I want to be in a show now!!!!

[jtthering]

kabuki! haha

[endthedisease]

lol, he pulls out a phaser at the end.

[acealexander702]

0:58 and its a big package... *looks down* ;)

[rhominus]

24 people liked Spiderman 3

[wiccanbear30]

i love this guy! always have:D thanks for the laughs and thanks for being such a strong voice in anti takei awareness! god's bless you !!!

[BigBearHuskyMusher]

That's so Takei!

[OrangeFaceBrown]

George you are ten kinds of awesome.

[phoenixrmt]

LOL!

[Josh1763]

Spider-man spider-man George Takei should be spider-man XD

[DougExiter]

At 1:42, I was expecting a web-like white goo to shoot out from the lower middle onto Venom's face, blinding him and allowing for the strawberry shortcake to be delivered.

Oh well, perhaps it will happen in the sequel.

[TheEnglishBlokey]

His junk took all the attention away from everything else

[DTrinh09]

holy crap taht wasn't even a full wink--it was like half a wink... a quarter of a blink... how should i feel??

[Kross2099]

Hahaha, that was fantastic. Kudos to Mr. Takei for putting this up.

[Psycho1386]

LOL @ KABUKI !!!

[aoinatafanboy84]

I am starting to think that both George Takei and William Shatner are both having too much fun about their senility, though it probably doesn't truly effect them. They just know they are getting old and say what the hell to it.

[TheFoxWithABlueTail]

George Takei is such a great Spider-Man that he doesn't even need a mask.

[wryone]

Kabuki!!!



[wtfd00d08]

George Takei is the Spider Man of Earth-Awesome

[11thdrwho]

Georgae Takei for Spiderman!!!

[sagebarreda]

i love how he whips out his phaser

[MovieTheaterLad]

A kabuki play about Spider-Man?!?!!?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST AWESOME IDEA EVER!

[Latrodectra]

George Takei can do no wrong.Ohhhhh my!

[thereaIblackcerberus]

0:58

He apparently keeps the whole package in his pants.

[maxflier]

Quite possibly the creepiest person on Earth.

[RedSandDuster]

@maxflier for saying that, he will fondle your balls when you sleep

[davidls11]

@RedSandDuster Mine too? :)

[RedSandDuster]

@davidls11 yes you too!

[davidls11]

@RedSandDuster Oh my!

[RedSandDuster]

@davidls11 get the heck out of my pirated howard stern mp3 collection!

[zebfeldman]

Absolutely hilarious! I love the understated humor.

[RUNproductionz]

George takei as spiderman????  .... "OOOOH MYYYYY!"

[veganguy1]

Now, here's a Spiderman I want to see. Set Phasers to stunning!

[TheAlekxis00]

emperor yoshiro as SPIDERMAN??........not a god idea (emperor yoshiro = Red alert 3)

[LadyDeath68]

phaser...ftw!

[339194]

what a sell out

[piobaireachdjongleur]

@339194 what exactly is he selling out? the fact that he's an actor?

[DangerasTM]

glad to see Takei hasnt lost his sense of humour

[Nhoddus]

20 people are jealous of George Takei's package.

[OhSnapitsJuzDin]

1:45 did you just use a glue gun?

[bjam89]

@OhSnapitsJuzDin it is a phaser a weapon from star trek

[comedeyzone]

chuck norris has just been dethroned

[90cta395]

God dammit when the hell did George Takei become awesome

[Draithy]

@90cta395 sometime back during the running of Star Trek.

[PuppetsonScraps]

i need the song

[alldeadvideos]

musk-a-laycher

[Eodred]

I'm in desperate need of George Takei...

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

Takei is a legend, what a cool guy :)

[mathewrtaylor]

Oh my indeed - Has my vote!!

[StayComposed]

KABUKI!

[junkyardwillie]

This is just terrible

[littlsuprstr]

this guy's career is on fire... it's on fiyah!

it's on fiyah! mayday mayday.

[1992camaro305]

Wow

[tailwhoop]

Oohhh mmyyyyyyyyy.

[Ragin20]

George + Takei = Awesome

George + Benji = No Sundays

George + Ellis = ??????

George + Stern = Listening Bliss!!!!!

Thank You George Takei---I love you!!!!!!

[WindyCityNovelties]

Phaser blast for the win!

[mishabear]

the new Chuck Norris!

[deephack]

Win!

[prewittj1]

Did George bust his junk at 1:12, lol?!?!

[thewolfmanx]

KABUKI!

[jmeszaros]

Oh My.. that is so funny! Mr Takei you continue to be funny as hell! Thanks!

[Ilovehitachi]

I AM

[Mathenaut]

Only if it has phasers.

[duhmez]

George Takei FTW gotta love George

MUSCULATURE LOL

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

what a pro

[o3oBARTo3o]

he kinda reminds me of an older version of nigahiga....

[VancTigger]

Ummmm...anybody else asking themselves why he's not pitching for Chita Rivera's role in Kiss of the SpiderWOMAN instead of this one??

[gartland1]

watch?v=c8-MNas9-ks

[markmustb1]

Oh My ...

[RaumVogel]

The greatest game on the Internet ... Allegiance!

[jayaialmahnczar]

Takei is the man. Loved him on Howard Stern this week. He should be there every week. MUSC-ULA-TUUUURE

[killAudio187]

The first time George Takei shaved, his trimmings became Chuck Norris.

[Mimiheart9]

This is now my headcanon. 

[Sylvan012]

George Takei: fighting crime! YES! One of my dreams has come true!

[chickdigger802]

phaser beats venom.

[JohnnyTsu228]

He is scary as balls.

[Dorelaxen]

Takei is one of the coolest guys on the planet. Brave for coming out like he did, and managing to maintain a solid career at his age. More power to you, George!

[MilitiaDei]

"KABUKI!" - lolz

George Takei is unbelievably badass.

[nokineeded]

SPIDER PHASER

[gurney3993]

Oh my! Love George.

[RingoCorneliusSpock]

I fell over in amazement when he pulled out the phaser.

[imsiriustube]

13 people are very miserable and in need of a hug.

[halfthishalfthat]

kabuki!

[wowbagger2004]

George Takei is my favourite person

[BitChronic]

spider balls spider balls

[Focus1641]

More like Spider-Man should be George Takei.

[nhoJzenithraM]

Zap, Pow, A must seee. lol

[SuperDevolution]

I love George Takei.

[nrabenefactor1]

Take d'Artagnan here to the sick bay! Go for it, George!

[pewmanfustudios]

Yes! Make this happen!

[phillyvinilli]

Wow, Those legs. Awesome spidey legs

[agpfxcmr]

George Takei should be Spider Man. I love it.

[diadexxus]

LOVED IT!!!! OOOHHH MYYYY!

[cidescandon]

lol

[jacqland]

You have my vote!

[dybeen]

I agree.