Russell Howard Show

[MrFNWO1]

ROFLLLLLL 3.15

[rosegal1]

AM I MAGIC YET!

[rmdlskms]

AM III MAAAAGIC YEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!

[Gingerfreakable]

Not very funny

[iXavierTV]

@Gingerfreakable Cuz you have no soul. 

[bancpendre]

I AM CRYING OMG :')

[tpstrat14]

wow he's really frantic and loud. Not that funny, but...

[lewiscollegevids]

AM I MAGIC YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[roxannelilith09]

Lol, at 1:11 it looks like the girl with red hair far right might be a daily express reader. She laughs and then looks insulted!

[JazzLolipop]

"Fly Augustus!"

[wtfwhasthat]

YOUVE JUST KILLED A POLARBEAR YOU PRICK!!!!

[Simsplayer5]

...My mom's obsessed with identity theft....she makes us shred every piece of mail we receive.

[jessicaloveu123]

he us the same line

[yunak]

AM I MAGIC YEEEEEEEEEEEET

[FliCk3rThInK]

mummy point your fanny towards Kent  .......... thankyou lolzz

[lovetosing228]

It's funny cos it's true

[lovetosing228]

@fgfjue true dat

[ChEvApEr]

this dude may get bigger than carling this is so good...

[QueenMarchen]

im 16 today, literally for 26 minutes :) oh Russell you are amazing!! <3<3

[salyerofdarkeness98]

asbo muslim speed camera speed camera Gotta love that bit

[carcros121]

Fill me up! I will ;)

[GeneralG1810]

OMFG as an Australian ive gotta say I agree, the PC world has gone completely mental over here. When kids play sports now they have no winner competitions so that the kids dont feel bad about losing. I mean FFS whats the point of playing so what if you lose get over it

[YahBoiFaz19]

motherfuckker



[lovetosing228]

@YahBoiFaz19 meanie

[Lukeisdabest2000]

ASBOS MUSLIMS SPEED CAMERA SPEED CAMERA!  (sorry to all you muslims no disrespect) :D

[MsSall90]

@Lukeisdabest2000 Im Muslim..None taken..he's HILAROIUS!!! ;)

[GrayDevistator]

Best video ever

Mummy turn ur fanny towards paul

[fenderbasskd]

@GrayDevistator Paul? How did you get Paul out of him shouting "kent"?

[TheILikeTrainsKid]

@GrayDevistator towards kent*

[Dearanybody001]

Are you going to put marbles up your bum?

Why?

Have you heard that if you get enough up there you'll turn into a wizard?

Fill me up!

[flurojeans32]

Fly Augustus.

[Ardenjlewis]

If the aliens look down it will look like the earth is spinning on my dick HAHA i couldent breath i was laughing so hard!

[marii3lla1]

the funniest comedy i have ever laughed at. :D

[MrMarafi]

I LOVE you RUSSEL HOWARD AMAZING AND BRILLIANT!!

[sunnyspells1257]

I dont understand people who watch videos of someone they dislike just to write harsh comments about them. Everybody is entitled to an opinion but keep it to yourself

Surely you must have something better to do with your life instead of spreading hate on the internet

[shikamaruisfit]

@sunnyspells1257 It's known as the keyboard of RAAAGGGE... :L

[crackitycam]

53 Americans who don't understand British humor disliked this.

[mumofthree]

like if u also LOVE russell howard xxxx

[NJPwN]

.. Am I the only person who couldn't laugh at this?

[oldskoolmacboy]

2,571 have no fucking taste what so ever. Talentless prick!!!!! Stop quoting lines from his act. I just fucking saw it!!!!!!

[gamepwner56]

53 people don't know real brittish comedy

[xxhezyxx]

FETCH MY PEN OF RAGE!!! AAARRRGGHHHH any fact to that? NO ITS JUST BLIND RAGE!!! ARRGHHH!!!! XD

[XxsazdazxX]

'Nana when Grandad dies, AND HE WILL!'

[MrPressHere]

He Funny!...............

[joshyboii99]

lololololol i didnt fuck him i only wanked him off

[AlexanderNielsen]

Fuck. I died at the end. No really. My heart stopped for 3 seconds.

[MissLittleear]

OMG my dad's a journalist the newspaper thing is so truueee

[ScottishCaledonian]

I've seen funnier cot deaths

[DeathAngel059]

@kimmorin141 I know, right?!?!

[artexaproductions]

2:30 sounds kind of live ade edmondson from Young Ones O.o

[kimmorin141]

AM I MAGIC YET!?!?!?!?!?!

[DeathAngel059]

Am I the only one who thought of Doctor Who when he mentioned custard?

[kimmorin141]

@DeathAngel059 Nope. Me too! ...he mentioned fish after...coincidence? I think not.

[cooljax125]

"BACK OFF MUM IM NEAR THE RECORD" he then farted and killed them both.

[dannygregwoo]

AM I MAGIC YET!!!

[HillyOTM]

the first time i saw the shredder bit, i automatically thought that by "shredder" she meant she wanted a toy of the bad guy from TMNT

[LMF5000]

FETCH MY PEN OF RAAAAGE!!

[EmmaMarySanders]

he is awsome, love shredders, I am going to be shouting "SHREDDER" for months

[TheHHAddict]

When my little brother was 3, we were on the bus, and he saw a muslim lady with a headscarf, and he said "Mummy why is that lady hiding?" I nearly died of embarrassment!!! We couldn't stop apologising to the lady after! She just laughed it off and I still cringe every time I remember it...

[MsAbixxx]

MUMMY! THAT MAN HAS A MELTY HEAD! XD lol

But he is right, when your three you have no morals, my baby cousin who's 4 pointed at a black person and said really loudly "Abby, why is his skin look weird?!" OMG!!!!!! I could have decked him at that moment, I had to apologise to that poor man ten times it was that bad :( Never taking him for a walk again

[MissBubblesRose]

asbos, muslims, speed cameras speed cameras

ARE YOU RECYCLING?!

[kaurageous24]

LOLLLLL hilarious!

[shanibananirox]

more like custard and FISHSTICKS!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

[RokiaNY]

@shanibananirox Alan Davies: The Custard Years. :D:D:D

[shanibananirox]

@RokiaNY heh heh whos alan davies??? i was talking about doctor who!!! :D:D:D:D

[RokiaNY]

@shanibananirox Ah, too bad, was from a really great episode of QI... :))

[RokiaNY]

@shanibananirox Found it! Can't post the link, so search for QI "how old would you like to be". :D:D:D:D

[shanibananirox]

@RokiaNY lol, ok i'll look into it as soon as i've finished watching the stuf i am now!

[CzernestPL]

ja juz padlem jak powiedzial i dont know just get a dog

[jennyjache]

Love his Bristol accent

[themaster8902]

Exactly 4 weeks today until I see him in Glasgow.

[renyards]

love him ONE RULE : IF YOU LOVE THIS MAN LIKE THE VID !!!!!!!

[TheToffeesrule]

Russell Howard is amazing love him

[1chix1]

He's so pretty :)

[ryapie]

AM I MAGIC YET?

[seafc1]

who else thinks he sometimes sounds like lee evan

[MarekUtd]

ba doy yo yo yo I used to do that with rulers at school too.

[vampiregirlandnicol]

YOURE KILLING POLARBEARS YOU PRICK!!!

[AngelOFtheDARK0121]

the aliens gonna think the world spinning around me LOOOOOOOOL

[zairuku]

Turn the captions on for this video. The captions are even funnier cause they are so wrong XD .

[Shemia10]

He's milking the newspaper thing coz I  just watched it on Mock The Week...

[zairuku]

@Shemia10 What...3 years ago ? XD

[CuddlyBadger]

@Shemia10 Erm... he was just giving you a taste, genius.

[colinfilthy]

Ah, the Warks unfunnyman

[hunrahel]

The relatively small number of people who Disliked this aren't magic yet.

[NAZEEMRULEZ]

Has anyone watched russel howards good news on BBC three?

[ScarredOrc]

First I've ever seen of him and hopefully the last, he is an unfunny cunt

[000FunGirl000]

@ScarredOrc how can you say that without melting x(

[OneOfThe3Muskateers]

Fly Augustus

[frenchfan05]

Omg! Funniest guy I've ever seen!! "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!" XD LMAO

[EdenandJasmin]

He looks like my cousin 0.o

[MsAbixxx]

If I want to smack my child, I'll smack my child!

If I want to chase a fox, I'll chase a fox!

If I want to smack my child with a fox, I'LL BLOODY WELL DO IT! XD

*Can't breathe with laughter*

[williamvygft]

I know I'm gonna die if I see this. Just so you guys can see i typed this, befor wrighting it. Good-Bye World...

HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA! No air!... haha...ha...ha...

I'm alive!

God: No William. You enetered comedy heaven.

Me: Thank-you God (I men Russel!) I hope you guys do the same!

By the way: Thumb me up if this the way you feel about comedidans like

Russel Howard!

[AbdulAziz348]

he allows says the same joke :@

[janessamusic]

YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR YOU PRICK !

[supernaturallover98]

''YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR YA BRICK'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[MrSmirthGuy]

I'm from Lithuania!

[AFarewe11ToArms]

If a jellyfish did eat jelly, would it actually explode?

[ButtonsAndPillows]

AM I MAGIC YET?!?!?!?!?!

That had me laughing so much I couldn't breath XDXDXDXDXD

[MarekUtd]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[Edgeworthscravat]

@BurgGylls Alright, Why don't you do better?

[Edgeworthscravat]

48 people never found porn in the woods.

[StickyyWinklee]

''FETCH MY PEN OF RAGE! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!'­'

i cried.. no joke xD

[LiamMadeMeDoThis]

Steven Merchant+ Jay from Inbetweeners= Russell Howard.

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

Telegraph "CRICKEEET!!

[Mataiodragon]

3:04 I thought that too :D

[LeBlondebean]

"FETCH MY PEN OF RAAAAAAAGE!" XD

[shirazbailywood]

@BurgGylls you sir, are a braggart and a nincompoop. good day.

[LightningHunterWolf]

at the begining...it sounds like my family lmao we have had tht conversation poor papa lmao hahahah I love russel howard I think he is the funniest lmao xxx

[rachelisinsane]

@BurgGylls yes. totally and utterly insane... the usernames a clue...

[rachelisinsane]

@BurgGylls You sir, are a braggart and a nincompoop.

[joe12345678935]

44 people got shredded with the shredder and pood on by the pigeon :)

[Addz05]

haha funny as he looks like my uncle (no joke) :)

[1xlottiex1]

@Addz05 then your uncle is fit.

[thekidwithahat1]

i want a pigeon called augustus

[Moj1989]

I was linked here from a Michael Mcintyre vid, and while I was watching said vid, I thought to myself, "needs more Russell Howard". Then this happened. Wonderful.

[LibaTheFish]

What's with everyone quoting the video?!

Oh... if only Diana were here....

[meneedsheaslongsa]

classic russel howard XD

[07nipperjak]

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib, seriously!

[ianisagleeklike]

"You sir, are a braggart and a nincompoop. Fly, Augustus." I DIED LAUGHING RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[destinyblackshadows]

@ianisagleeklike IKR!! So funny!! :D HeHe!!

[Spazbutt66]

Im not sure what he is talking about but its hilarious

[lollylaura16]

hahahahaha funny SHIT!! x

[meldme]

This guy would make a reasonable childrens's entertainer. As an adult comic, erm, no!

[MissMillieMenace]

Ummm the bit with the newspapers is from mock the week ... HE STILL IS AMAZING <333

[CSINYFREAKnumba1]

@MissMillieMenace - Actually usually when stand-up comedics are on MTW (or any comedy show) they'll use stuff from their previous gigs in the show.

[SecretTearDrop13]

YAY! some1 else who calls thier grandmother Nanny!! :D

[Hellawikid420]

He's like the Dane Cook of Europe...he's loud.

[lemonadebaby199]

love how he says 'collarge..' and 'were sush looserrshhh'

[hatzisth13]

somebody should stay away from cocaine for some time to get his act together

[artinmay2010]

He's hilarious, but man ... he's going to ruin his voice with all that yelling. It hurts to hear.

[glitterychains]

@artinmay2010 this is true, but Rhod Gilbert's yelling is even more painful!

[ThatMightyDude]

42 people got the message from Augustus!

[singplaylaughlove9]

DON'T GO OUTSIDE! It's full of queers, blaucks, and crime! Ohhhhh if onleh Diana were heah!"

[PWNEDurAnUs]

a chiwawa

[1234valdas]

lol im from lithuania

[yoni024]

batoyoyoyoy

[RitaaSebastiao]

He's so freaking funny, ahah

[GreenOrangeBlack]

42 people fell into their nan's shredder

[myimmortalwonderland]

See yah later dad we're off down the Garden Centre!

[MrHEC381991]

he ISN'T* funny

[Hawkzeh]

Some of his material I've seen on Mock The Week before. >.<

[roygbivcolorless]

"...but he was our leader, so we all followed suit!" LOL i can totally imagine that, don't know what sick world i'm livin in but i can imagine it! :D

[Simsplayer5]

I was laughing my ass off. "Am I magic yet?" Bahahahaha XD

[Avziee]

* He IS funny

[MissieKizzie2]

What is Hanslows Higher Archy of Needs!? Im 13 i dont know! :D

[N0nC0mprende]

@MissieKizzie2 google it faggot

[MissieKizzie2]

@N0nC0mprende No need for name calling dick

[minomane]

@MissieKizzie2 If your confused, it's Mazlow's Hierarchy of needs :p It's part of Humanistic Psychology :)

[MissieKizzie2]

@minomane Gahh i spelt it conpletly wrong! :) Thanks anyway! :)

[minomane]

@MissieKizzie2 No problem :)

[franinconverse]

FETCH MY PEN OF RAGE!! Epic epic win!

[Rawriamaturtle]

I have this on DVD and Dingledodies its Hilarious !!!!!! I really want to see him on his next tour and i cant wait til his latest DVD comes out!

[CrysisG]

I remember when i found a playboy in a abandoned apartment lmao

[thewritingchick]

"I've got this really funny idea that before the internet people would just write, "Fuck you!" and were attaching it to pigeons. xD

[bandgeek642]

AM I A WIZARD YET!!

[AnInfinitethereality]

eh, I guess it's because I was raised in America that I don't laugh with him. Though I did smile.

[CupcakexKitty]

@AnInfinitethereality I was raised in Canada and I cried. xD

[liamrob32]

FETCH MY PEN OF RAAAGE!!! BLEAUUGHHH

[weetziestarr]

41 people didn't turn into wizards.

[backstreetcuttie2995]

"ARE YOU RECYCLING?!!!!! ARE YA?!?!?! YOU JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU PRICK!"

'

[sweetypie000]

this guy is SHIT.

[cherrybabe121]

@sweetypie000 Go away.

[LyricNyanCat]

@sweetypie000 You're shit

[sweetypie000]

@LyricNyanCat close, I''m THE shit.

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