Dinosaur Adventure 2/5

[TheShellychan]

8:22 ....

[vjpearce]

How come Teo is a two legged dinosaur and his parents are quadruped dinosaurs? O_o

[SuperFlameRing]

7:39 Hoo-OO!!

[SuperFlameRing]

Excuse me, but that narrator is making me feel uncomfortable.

[tkerkel3679]

Low budget cartoon much?

[alenight85]

That face at 2:54 is indeed creepy o.O

[SamTheMightyMan]

0:51

never thought I would pause at such a strange moment

[Chirostenotes]

How the hell did these dinosaurs give rise to birds agai-oh wait, Dementocrow and Duckbitch...

[Ultramanmattia1]

2:53 i crapped my pants.

[RickyPrescott]

7:37

What the FUCK??...

[IAMARATEL]

6:52 I could've sworn that guy had color.

[CPuff8D]

Dinosaur science!!

[vjpearce]

Butt-ugly dinosaurs invented the gramophone? I didn't know that

[TheRussellnificent]

dgdkdgkjdg

[Zephyrrix]

0:05 WTF ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO BE, YOU, WEIRD-DERPY-THING?

1:02 if a dragonfly was fucked by a parrot who later got fucked by petrie, this is what their kid would look like.

2:16: AAAH!! D8> thats a face only Voldemort would love

2:36 thats not a dinosaur, thats midget bear

4:58: You guys don't even LOOK worried.

5:28 RIIIIGHT, like a spew of lava and rain of ashes that can wip is no big deal

6:15 omg! it's an oyster-suar! <-3

7:25 i hear you on that one bro

[PaperShishigami]

Elephant's-ass-for-a-face-o-sa­urus @ 0:02? Damn, and my teacher gave me an F for my report on it in grade school!

[Takeshi357]

6:32 And what the hell are YOU supposed to be anyway!?

[Gamermonty5]

This is painful... I'm going to sleep...

[Jabberwoxx]

I dont think they had a script, just made it all up as they went along

[allyallykat]

0:42 ... draw me like one of your french girls

[MastahSquaids]

When I look at they're mouths as they talk...I swear I see them mouth "make teh poopeh"....

[CamiLand888]

8:44 y would a girl duck sit like that

[JanitorAntisocial]

That narrator duck's voice is fucking boner-inducing.

Fortunately, the shit animation and the atrocity of the other voices kills the hard-on, so it all evens out.

[mybruisedarm]

2:17 VAGINA EYES

[mybruisedarm]

Wait, "faw" is a lizard?

[Soopahkoopah101]

2:18

PEDOSAUR

[StarSnowGhost]

As immature as it is Oral sort of looks like Christopher Walken to me *shot forever*

Also Kree/Cree is a pedophile

[TheSouthernDawn]

Great christ 2:19 is horrifying

[MentlSpaz]

I wanted to be a paleontologist until i saw this shit, dinosaurs seem so, terrible now

[rawrvintageisclassic]

"can i take my catapault with me?" what the fuck, you gonna fling yourself away from the eruption? or even better...fling yourself into the volcano so we wouldn't have to watch anymore of this "rubbish"?!

[DarknessbUnnie]

4:33

A-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR?

[DarknessbUnnie]

This is more of a HEADACHE than an ADVENTURE. :P

And those damn birds freak me the fuck out.

[SilveniumTheDrifter]

Geez. These games actually made it to the PS2 and were on store shelves? >_<

[narrowedeyes]

And so the dinosaur invented a phonograph so that he could better teach his class about volcanoes and warn the local community about eruption.

And the freaky spike monster continued to rhyme for no reason.

[NotAGAINAliens]

THE MACHINE BEGINS TO PAAAAIIIIIINT CUUUUUURVES.

[MrAngryTV1]

Land Before Crap this is...

[DeadEndScreamer]

@MrAngryTV1 Are you supposed to be Yoda?

[slorg165]

Oh,8:40 ...wtf are they trying to do,make guys get a boner over a duck!? Just look at her legs! Pathetic X'D!!!! lawl lawl lawl!

[slorg165]

"But how do you predict a eruption with that strange constraptio" lol,constraption. Phoenix Games,wtf?

All of these dinosaurs look like they got shit out,then chewed up,then shit out again by satan... .___.

[Pooky1991]

Land before Time on a pound of crack, mixed wixed with 30 heroin pills.

[bombkirby]

This is just SO bad.....its not even funny. Like literally...its so bad that I can''t even laugh at how bad it is. This is just a nightmare..its just awful. This is worse than reading Youtube Comments.....this is worse reading an RL Stein book! I mean look at it! Any 12 year old could make a better flash animation than this.

[MrTodd623]

"How is your concussion, Tio?"

Laughed so hard I cried.

[heyguysinternet]

This is masterful.

[thejasoninator]

i laughed so hard i actually got a nosebleed

[Pooky1991]

Like the woman on Good Times said "OH DAMN DAMN DAMN"XD

[Chinothebad]

I'm beginging to think that these "dinosaurs" are a product of evolution gone wrong, especially since they have what I think is the worse voice actors I've heard since Beauty & Warrior.

[gisellaknight555]

4:52 dont u have any sex toy on your thick dino skull!!! LOL

[Taxattack123]

The next weeks! Maybe even days!

[S3ph1ir1n]

A massive thunderstorm that could be heard through the whole... valley.

[Dexterspet2]

"I WAnt to SHOw you SomETHing I InVEnTed A MACHIIIIIIINE!"

Classic Oro!

[DBuilder]

What the hell is that blue thing? It looks an otter and a smurf got it on and ended up with this mess.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

Who the heck was this aimed at? Is there any actual GAMEPLAY?

[Peusterokos1]

4:37

Possessed Baby Dino

[Afrokoopa]

7:37 what.. the heck is that brown floating creature?? a squirrel/hippo dinosaur??

i laughted really hard after seeing it and the the orange thing appears.

This is so bad it's actually funny XDXD

[Degorth]

I love how everyone rushes their lines then has to add in extra words to follow the animation

[EnderCats]

@Degorth In the dinosaurs defence it was originally in german ;D

[WumWip]

8:45

...woah there..

[pullahoko]

So, you're telling me that the dinosaurs invented a fucking seismograph?

[ColorPrinter42]

oh god it hurts

I can't...I can't stop laughing

[hado123]

2:54 why did they add in that guys face? WHY?

[JuliusVonPringleton]

admit it

you giggled at 8:43

[IcyUmbreon88]

What the fuck IS that blue thing? Is it a mammal or a dinosaur?

[xxElyonxx]

0:51 SEDUCTIVE STORK. ;D

[zombies20]

wheres that game play or is the whole game just a video

[TylerTheThirdTrumpet]

Ow-ah ow-ah!

@0:08

[Darmani421]

4:42 GAH!

[TylerTheThirdTrumpet]

Why the does the little dinosaur walk like she has a stick up her ass.

[MrCrashlover679]

4:00 "All I want to do Is Hear not try to disturb My Dear," Said Peak The Triceratops.

[lastgarlicfinger]

2:29 Dinosaurs teaching geography!? Give me a break!

[AltoCat1]

This could be worse. It could be Animal Soccer World.

[LPetal86]

Dinosaurs invented machines to predict when a volcano will erupt? Incredible. I learn something new every day.

[Xats]

Are they gay?

[bulletbull430]

0:06,IS THIS FOR KIDS?!?!?!

[MrCrashlover679]

Teo: Parasauralophus (he had a towel with him in part 3), Cree: Pterodactyl, Peak: Triceratops and Otto; Stegosaurus ( brown spikes from head to tail).

[TheCoco47]

6:31 IM SCARED 0_0

8:43 that looks wrong

7:40 what the hell is that

2:54 scary face 0_0

1:58 is it just me or do i hear whispering

8:23 LMAO

0:40 is the crow stalking the duck

0:05 this is for kids? 0_0

[PanManVidz]

5:42 Yes, I wanted to tell you........about it as well.

LOL this game is SOO bad! XD

[bitterzombie]

I want to know why these dinosaurs have cat noses

[Joe90xl]

A few things to say

1. I can't tell if bird telling the story is a duck or an ichthyornis

2. 2:03 is that a therapod/dog hybrid?

3. 6:33 looks like a cross between a triceratops and a tiger

4. 8:25 8:33 to that old dino's an iguanodont, he wouldn't bite the pterosaur's head off because he's a plant eater!

thank you

[Ne0nLobster]

So, he just kicks over a phonograph and expects it to predict eruptions... no wonder the dinosaurs are extinct!

[Demonicor]

2:04 "O-o-ooh, o-o-ooh two-o, pu-upils who-o do-on't like o-one ano-other, we-ell, atle-east the-e-re's no-o danger that ther-re'll be chi-i-itcha-a-atting i-instead of li-i-steni-ing to-o-o me, well, come along ki-i-ids." He sounds like an evil, decrepid lizard-goat... is it just me or did I just define a demon?

[VerySourLemon]

1:48-1:53

Pedophilia-dactyl

[WikkerTail]

6 37 ... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCARED AS HELL OF THAT THING?

[robokill387]

"he had a light concussion" I love how happily she says it. not only is she a whore, she's psychotic too.

[MrCrashlover679]

Peak the Triceratops loves to Rhyme.

[KnightofDarkSorrow]

People actually WORKED on this. People were PAID to do this.

[raphael910409]

What's a constraption?

[kittytaekwondo]

That old dinosaur's eyes scare me. o___o

[PolyesterMoustache]

7:38 lolwut

[icyman5]

7:38 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE BACK ROUND

LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE WHo SEE'S THIS?!?!

[WikkerTail]

@icyman5 OMFG WHAT THE HELL.

... A dog?

[CrystalStarlight95]

Why is a duck telling a dinosaur story? And why is a black bird stalking the duck?

[legendofthefox]

At least this didn't suffer from the "repeating music of doom" like in animal soccer world

still gives me drain bamage

[DarknessbUnnie]

8:41 -What the HELL?!

[Begeru]

4:43 WTF

[UltimatePikmin]

Constraption??

[Dexterspet2]

"Wait until I catch you in a dark corner, ill give you a damn good beating!"

Bad way to start off a video.

[leonflash]

Jahst weit till aih kach yu eehn a dahk kurnur, i give yu dahmn guud beeting!

[Kdudee]

THATS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN! YESHHH!!

[linik0007]

I like how they play epic music sometimes in this lol

[pkm54]

gurl dis shit is wack

[spirit2might]

Let us all thank God for sending the asteroid that wiped all of these abominations off the face of the earth.

[DarkTripods07]

@spirit2might and it could happen to us.... any day any time

[TheRussellnificent]

@spirit2might LOL

[yoshiness417]

O_O damn all the way down all the comments have times in the vid

[Whydoesthissitesuck]

1:52 Bowser laugh

[RoarOfRa]

Despite my better judgment, I'm going to do what I did for the first part... Sit through this and state observations.

0:01 - NO, YOU FOOL! Select "Quit"!

0:02 to 0:07 - Woah, when did Petrie's hippie start being awesome? And he just said a bad word in a kid's movie!

0:20 - NO. SHUT UP, DUCKWHORE. You're just like the paperclip! NO ONE LIKES YOU!

0:40 - What's with the mentally retarded crow? Did crows even exist back then?

0:57 - Wow, "deenos" that ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE dinosaurs!

[RoarOfRa]

1:14 - Seriously, what are you supposed to be? You look like a tiny bronto/apatasaurus, but you have a duck bill.

1:17 - "She always knows everything better"? This is why English classes exist, people.

2:01 - Is that blue thing supposed to be a dinosaur? It looks like the horrible offspring of a dog and a lizard.

2:28 - Geography? Really? What's next, creating high-tech gadgets with rocks and plants?

2:39 to 2:43 - They'll eventually kill all of you horrible sins against God.

[RoarOfRa]

3:20 - You may be due for a volcanic eruption soon? HOORAAAAAY!

3:36 to 3:44 - ... You've invented what?

3:53 - OH LOOK, A HIGH-TECH GADGET CREATED USING ROCKS AND PLANTS.

4:20 - Look out, Einstein, this here machine paints CURVES! This guy's FAR better with his ingenius rock-based volcano-predicting phonograph than you are with that silly Theory of Relativity!

4:32 - I think the little lizard guy broke it.

4:35 - Of course it does, Tio! That's the power of BULL(censored).

[RoarOfRa]

4:44 - Your awesome apocalyptic news is giving Armadon's retarded little brother a seizure, "professor".

4:48 - Yes, Tio, it IS great that you're all going to die! I'm glad you agree!

4:56 - No, it would be a MIRACLE.

5:25 - Woman, the destruction of your home is the least of your worries.

5:50 - Hey, everyone's bigger than the scenery... This must be an RPG!

6:27 - "Constraption"? He can't, because that's not a word.

6:54 - No you won't, because you'll all be dead!

[RoarOfRa]

7:14 - Wait, the mutant tiger is the lizard-dog's parent? THAT IS NOT HOW GENETICS WORK.

7:37 - OH COME ON! They even ripped-off DUCKY?!

8:10 - Of course they don't believe you! You're claiming you can predict volcanic eruptions with a record player!

8:33 - If all goes well, the resulting ash-filled air will finish off what remains.

9:02 - Oh goodie! He's stalking the duck! Quick, Retarded Crowman! You're the ONLY one who can kill the evil duck! TO THE CROWMOBILE!

[AbyssalFrost]

@RoarOfRa I wish I could thumbs up this comment one million times.

[XavierAXB]

"The machiiiiiiiiiiiiiine beginsssss to paaaint CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVESSSSSSSS...­"

[Shadowhog]

Old school Seismograph

[iTunesJunkie11]

6:33 - that voice just screams conspiracy theory.

[o624o]

RUBBISH!

[Phoenixwing22]

4:43 a deeno spazz attack?

[AnttiApinaPro]

4:35 :O

[aitacke]

06:30

what is this i don't even... what?

[YourCorpse]

"just wait til I catch you in a dark corner"

Lmao

[pillowby]

i have a light concussion

[mudkipzonpcp]

That duck is a whore.

[MidnightMidna]

Not just a good beating, apparently, but a DAMN good beating.

I'm also loving the not-I-Just-Can't-Wait-To-Be-Ki­ng-honest music at 0:55.

[tailsadventure]

The old dino sounds like doc brown.

[DonZabu]

"Just wait until I catch you into a dark corner, you'll get the damn good beating!"

You know, for kids!

[SmkNinja]

Oro looks like his design was based off a dinosaur tracing, and they jacked up the face,

making him look like the pedophile of deenos.

Also, what the fuck is that at 7:40?

[HobbesandCalvinFan]

7:38

Look to the right... Another "accurate" "deeno."

[ggreen7295]

Machines? I don't recall in school dinosaurs being able to creating technology... let alone them haveing the tools, like opposable thumbs

[ggreen7295]

0_o 1:45 - 1:52 ,WHAT!?

[Jack223344]

the fuck's a shling?

[poepoe69collguy]

i like tha part were he talked

[kevinherbert]

7:17 he said let's go fuck O)_(O

[XDoctorDementoX]

0:44, Is that thing trying to seduce me?

6:31, O_o

[NellyNinja]

I'd stick it in that bird in a New York minute.

[Sejr]

But I want to keep on playing with you!

We'll just meet secretly... that's more exciting, anyway..!

o_O

[10191927]

This is really creepy, and disturbing. Its kind of freaking me out.

[WarpxD]

retard voice actors!

[FalleaxDauthtree]

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[calloduty7]

is this what i think it is or did i just inhale something without knowing it?

[ChoujiMan]

The voice acting is horrible...the animation is horrible...the dinosaurs don't even look like dinosaurs...

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT DUCK THING?

[Feldoom]

This, is the greatest thing in the entire universe.

[ggreen7295]

When your high... high into space. so stoned your harder than a rock.

[JTrainDowntown]

I love the gray dinosaur's pulsating face at 4:44

[Nafebutuoy39]

Then including Tio's father he had however not forgotten Kree and Tio's flight lesson.....

(That r like sum gr8t grammar).

[OddGuy23]

"Rubbish!"

[CarolinaSkunkApe]

just wtf is that rhino thing supposed to be?

[mybruisedarm]

the dad is such a prick.

[nalosfire]

Ugh, the voice acting sounds rushed and with no rehearsal, and you can hear them breathe every three words. The lip synching is horrid too.

[ABloodyValentine]

In the first video, one of the actors pauses before saying "Tyrannosaurus", I imagine the actor was reading the script while recording and had to stop to read the whole word mentally before saying it.

[coraclebirdboat]

That... that duck, she keeps trying to expose herself.  Sexually.

[artman40]

1:51 - Trademark silent laugh!

[KillYounglings]

That is one slutty fucking duck.

[LoliMcLollerskates]

And that crow is totally hot for her.

[KillYounglings]

Yeah, that crow is so desperate.  The other birds warned him that Duckbitch has to get some 5 hour long story about dinosaurs out of her system before she lets anyone bang her, but I guess the crow wasn't listening. Heck, he's still not listening, he probably thinks this is foreplay!

[DarkraiPwnz0rz]

And in the last 5 seconds of this video, that's probably Duckbitch and crow in bed "doing it" before Part 3.

[idlesenses1]

2:50- "Raape"

[ChoujiMan]

"He had a light concussion..."

What the hell? Dinosaurs aren't supposed to have a concept of traumatic brain injuries!

[ClassicRockSovereign]

Did they give them, like, 5 seconds to do their lines?!

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

2:54 is just creepy...

[1000g2g3g4g800999]

Yet 6:45 is comical...

[calloduty7]

HE'S WATCHING!

[joefredzob]

8:43

That looks nasty.

[Insaneturtle008]

"you'll get a damn good beating" wtf kind of show is this!!!!!

[shadowsnake94]

The teacher is named... Oral?

[punipunipunisher]

At least it's not Anal.

[Burblez]

Oro. =P

Why DO they have suck short names anyway? Tio, Peek, Kree... O_o

If you look at the other crappy cartoons, the main characters have short names too. (except for Quasimodo, Esmeralda and Pocahontas and a FEW others).

[Slick84765]

8:23 is he acting like a vibrator?