CHESS!

[fiskpaadaase]

Bxd1 = GG

[supermonkeyballboy]

It just occured to me that in one of your videos, I can't remember if on this channel or on your other channel, I pretty sure in your DBU Rules video, one of the rules or laws or whatever it was said that 'you' is replaced with 'ewe', and in your outro it says 'you'. Just thought I'd point that out, not trying to start anything.

[raoulhery]

CHESS is not your thing, talk about SOPA

[Goldlucky13]

STOP SAYING "THE GAME"!

[TheDslide]

what's your ELO ? #LOL

[Coolkidwithglasses1]

he has a n64 in the backgroun

[TheTaylorGamers]

yep, you've lost your queen.

[WereInYourMonitors]

never trust your opponents.



[videomaster12able]

pWN h7 to h5

[shadows124]

Queen to D6.

[LastInLineTheBand4]

what the hell... "Dont look at the board" I had this video open in another tab,and as I was looking for the chess board spot he said dont look at the board.. soo I come back to this tab.. and start scrolling down to the comments.., BOOM "Don't look at the comments" wtf.. Dan Brown you are the one using Jedi Mind Tricks O_o You freak me out....queen to d6.

[TheWrongLefty]

:0 Puppy hostage situation!

[lwownzu]

TAKE HIS DAMN BISHOP!!!!

pawn from A7 to B5, takes us out of check, protects of our pieces and unlocks one of our rooks and/or the rook defense (cheap i know but very easy)

[Mr234Wtf]

OMG N64 controlerls in the background

[nyck26]

Is this game some kind of a joke? After knight to e4 white has 3 (three) pieces hanging, including the queen, so bishop g4 takes queen on d1 and white can resign. In fact if black takes any of the three pieces, white is lost.

[BailsFailsMore]

Well, i'm not Amercan, so.... i'm gonna have to say pawn to A6. And trust me on that one :) Not that i know a fat lot about chess or anything, but seriously, that pawn will die for its freedom. Give it a chance?

[mojen93]

queen to d6

[ChessNetwork]

Bishop X Queen !! :)

[spiderpunk100]

ps. i just liked what i just saw, and Dan put me in a state of awe, i subscribed to him and clicked the orange button and it really really really really really means something!

[spiderpunk100]

i think queen to d6. yeh, definately. Because Dan said so! hahahaha do it for America! (although i'm not American...)

[cooldaddyjames2814]

use pawn to take the bishop that peviously had king in check.

[Futur3sailoR]

bishop to D1?

[ark428]

Are you kidding me?! We have a chance to hit his queen without any real damage and we’re thinking about it?! Take out the queen, eat it, burn it, destroy it, kill it!!! Do whatever you want, just ATTACK THE QUEEN!

[FilmMasterHiei]

CHEATER >=(

[thefuf99]

You guys honestly have extremely weak minds if you listen to Dan`s advice.

[IntoTheMind91]

@thefuf99 But he's smart and nice and stuff. Why wouldn't we listen to him? Sounds like a great idea!

[TheMrwazzy]

lol guys i have played this game quite a lot so just trust me if we put the queen on d6 his horse which is on the e4 will just take it and put us in check. its much better to simply take his quuen which is on d1 with our bishop who is on g4.

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

The thumbnail is grammatically incorrect.

[Xscope13X]

n64 controller!

[NesRetroGamer]

penis to vagina. checkmate.

[MrMuneebkt]

Hey pogobat ,i watched 'chess' video ,what you actually pointing out? Queen to d6?although ur videos are bit interesting, some points between lots of silly matters

[MultiComedy123]

He shouldve put his knight on F3.

[KINGDOMheartsROBOT]

XD to DX

[Oliprof]

I'll wait while everyone feeds the current chess setup into the Crafty engine.

[myusikah]

Lol Queen to D6 would make his knight take it out. XDD

[IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW]

@myusikah Is it my imagination or is the position before Ne4 and after Ne4 sooooo much better for black? Be2! is the best move. For black Bxd1!! Looks delightful and obvious...I think I play Bxd1!!

[JJFLIP101]

D5 pawn to E4 knight.

[oXoXmarionetteXoXo]

Pawn to E4.

[shamitri]

i think the jedi mind trick wouldve worked on me if the audio was in sync lol ;)

[bobolob]

This video genuinely freaked me out a little. Well played Dan Brown!

[kasperDK100]

I say we move queen to D6...

[pumpisland]

queen to d6



[Vacantsy]

Move the dragon to the land of Kingdarthland!

[meeks102]

Jane Smith 

[Jellyhag02]

Wow. I guess YOU care a lot about this chess game, Dan, don't you ?

[ChannelCassie]

Like a D6

[sqazsquat]

@ChannelCassie G6

[flarestrike]

EAT THE KNIGHT!

[watchitnow433]

horse to e4 take out his horse

[PiinkyPeyed]

why can't this be wizard chess?

[absolutezero1000]

Who actually thought queen to d6 was a good move? silly people

[MultiComedy123]

Guys, seriously now. If we place our queen on D6, he'll take it with his horse, that will put us in check, and then we have to take out his horse, then he'll safe his queen by putting he's horse on F3. Just take out his queen.

[urbanvic]

Do you use chess.com ?

[KB4Realz]

1. Queen to D6

2. Bye bye Queen. (Captured by, the knight a.k.a horse on E4)

DON'T DO IT, BISHOP TO D1, we will take his queen. As for Ani, well if Ani is his dog, then he has to feed him/her, otherwise he is killing the poor dog, over a chess game.

[Sensibel1]

queen to d6 is a horrible move

[Sensibel1]

knight to e4

[pipernoswiping]

SAVE THE DOG!!! Pick Queen to D6 so that Ani can eat!!! (idk how you spell the dog's name)

[aslyter45]

I have a feeling he's a redditor...

[LaLaIthDiDi]

Nice trick, Dan, but queen to D6 is TERRIBLE move, but bloody brilliant move for you :)

[therealkapua79]

dftba...say no to queen on d6

[Mizzoutigerfan09]

I know nothing about Chess.. so im going to go with the jedi mind tricks lol

[iFOUNDsaddam]

BISHOP D-1

[iFOUNDsaddam]

DON'T! HE'LL FEED HIS HORSE NOT DOG! HIS KNIGHT IT MOVES IN "L'" FORMATION . IT'S GONNA EAT THE QUEEN!

[DynamicEvolved]

Queen to D6.5

[superpri]

like a g6

[Carimed2017]

The voice and mouth movements are off

[DutchTallJacker]

DON'T WATCH PAST 3:00. HE'S FUCKING WITH YOUR MIND! (THUMBS UP TO WARN THE OTHERS!)

[GreenDayxRock1]

Nvm, we're the black I thought we were white -_-

[GreenDayxRock1]

Can someone tell me how the queen can even be moved to D6? I mean, there are two pawns blocking the way o_O I'm not like a chess master so don't make fun of me xD

[zantrua]

I'm thinking D6 to Queen...

[TheLastheart1]

as soon as he said, "dont go back to look at the board" i went back and looked at the board.

[00duke1]

Don't move the Queen until endgame or at the very beggining, never in the middle.

[garishyellowshirt]

I watched this last night while extremely tired and started drifting off almost immediately. The Queen to D6 thing entered my mind while I was in a state between regular consciousness and sleep, and I subsequently dreamt about it and had it on my mind all of today.

That is a powerful effect. I'mma go vote now.

[MegaCollinator]

hey man feed the dog

[grefog]

if we move to D6 you will still keep feeding the dog. but you never said that the dog would go hungry if we didn't move there. i say pawn to E4

[chuchummm]

lol, dont stop feeding your doggy!! xD

[MrZoozimp]

Do NOT put queen to d6

[BlackFalcon95]

This must be the longest game of chess ever played.. :P

[daviddwk]

wait.... is that Zelda in teh background?

[Rawrfearmeh333]

remember when dan back in the day? i miss that dan

[aandgpointlessvideos]

ASSASSINS CREED BROTHERHOOD?

[GothicPancakes]

So he's playing chess... through youtube... wow.

[larrfirr]

Keen to do sex, keen to do sex, keen to do sex.

[mindstormmaster]

Dan... your mind games are weakly strung-together and not very well-thought out. But I approve.

[VerySynth]

lol i'm not from America Dan....your mind games don't work on me! >:D

[austrich97]

yea right dan ;)

[teranz0]

And if we take the knight with our pawn, his bishop goes to e2, and we just win a knight. If we take the queen with our bishop, it will end up as a queen (9 pts) to a bishop (3 pts) which is better than a knight (3pts) to nothing.

[teranz0]

whats wrong with ...Bxd1 (bishop takes queen at d1)

If we play ... Qd6 (Queen to d6) then Nxd6+ (Knight takes queen with check) exd6 (pawn takes knight)

Be2 (bishop to e2). At that point, we lost a queen for a knight and his queen is safe. Basically, our best option is Bishop takes queen on d1. My chess.com rating is over 1400, u can trust me

[MrOneofthousands1994]

Bishop to D1, people. Come on! Bishop to D1! Anni will have to become a martyr for our cause!

[42streetsdown]

we don't negotiate with terrorists. your dog is now just a casualty of the war. Pawn D5 to E4

[DaTux91]

I don't want your dog to die! QUEEN TO D6!!!

[TreyFriend]

Hey, is that Goldeneye 007 in your Nintendo 64? FREAKIN' YES!

[AppicNick1221]

@pogobat i like the idea of chess online through videos but, when i play chess i think ahead a few moves and i make some moves that wont make sense till a few moves later so if i comment a move no one will like it because they dont see what im doing unless i explain it, and if i explain it then you know what i am planning too, so dan i just have one question to ask you, Will you message me your chess with friends username? please, i want to play you in a privet chess match with no interference

[insertnamehere001]

his mouth movement for some reason doesn't fit his talking

[TheLazyAngel89]

is this chess game supposed to be serious? his queen is fucked.

wait........... queen to D6.

[YellowasSulpher]

Even if your mind control attempt fails, it was amusing to watch you try :)

[c8lin2be]

You're forgetting something Dan: even though our collective minds have more IQ points than yours, the hive mind doesn't do tactics. Doesn't happen. It just reacts.

You can win because we drones can't apply tactics. ;D

[Xotame]

Introduce new piece to the board: Jack Noir!

[TheImpromptuChef]

This is honestly the first video in like two years that I finally see the fun, awesome Dan I subscribed to!

Keep it up dude!

[Webcam9000]

My Queen would go great on D6...

[johnywazzahappyfish]

@taintedwisdomaz You're wrong.

[terra61]

wait... wheres the moderator module? :(

i found it before...

[mojosmarty08]

I'm seeing old Dan back!

[FOX74647]

i've got quite a good chess mind, and i can tell the strategies quite well, if you move the queen to D6, then the knight would move to D6, take the queen and put the king straight into check, DO NOT MOVE QUEEN TO D6

[artvandelay13]

Battleship to Park Place.

[FOX74647]

Bishop to D1, definately. take his queen down, we'll lose that bishop to the king, but we'll still have our queen left, and he wont

[godlessfisher1]

queen to d6

[misstaramcmahon]

dan.. i just wanna say, i think your awesome!

oh and queen to d6 cause that dog needs to be feed!

[Taintedwisdomaz]

I thought that in order to escape check, you had to ONLY move the king? You couldn't move another piece in front of the king, or the other piece. Correct me if i'm wrong...

[theunbeatenable]

@Taintedwisdomaz you are wrong

[sk8rdman]

ROFL. This made me laugh like none of your vids have in a long time.

[ilobdell]

Knight to D7

[Andrewticus04]

Imma' say Queen to d6

[GamerG0d1337]

MY PENIS TO UR MOM LOLOLO

[fierwall5]

is it just me or is the sound off on this video.

[GameGeeks]

@fierwall5 Like a bad dub of a Chinese movie.

[horsesrockmylife]

Queen to d6

[itslikesnow]

pawn to E6.....

then everyone loses the game.....

[KillerPacifist1]

pawn to E4. Take out the knight.

The queen isn't going anywhere because if he takes out the G4 bishop he'll lose the queen to our F6 knight.

If ignore his E4 knight he might take our F6 knight and put us in check mate.

If we wait a turn and take the E4 knight first then we'd only lose a bishop, as opposed to a knight AND and bishop while Dan's losses would be the same either way.

It also has to be the D5 pawn, because if we move the F6 knight, the G4 bishop will be exposed to his queen.

[fierwall5]

@KillerPacifist1 dude you gave away our strategy.

[bobolob]

@KillerPacifist1 Queen to D6 it is!

[sabres007]

@KillerPacifist1

Did you smoke rock? Take the queen right now with the bishop...

[teranz0]

a@KillerPacifist1 Nxf6 is not checkmate, u can just recapture with the g pawn. Why are so few people realizing that there is a free queen on d1 that can be taken by our bishop???

[Xipz]

Sorry, Dan. But I am not a Zombie. I will NOT vote Queen to D6.

[THECASTLECRASHR]

e4

[stopmotion08]

queen to deesigs!!!

[LucyRoseLP123]

Knight to E 5!



[robybirdy]

10 people care about animals. 22 people don't care and want to win at chess

[Rectaneer]

Ahhh seeing glimpses of the younger Dan makes me smile *corndog.* Keep it up bro.

[LittleWeapon17]

these are not the droids you are looking for

queen to d6

[louis20833]

NIGHT TO A5!!!!

[MrBaconboyJr]

how your mouth is moving compared to the actual audio is very annoying and distracting.

[nickizgr8]

chuck noris to ABCDEFG12345678

[Theodesu]

Oh, now I get it... *watches rest of the clip*

[Theodesu]

Frankly, I don't get the queen to 6D business. It'd easily be wiped out by his knight. Which we'll take with a pawn, but still, fair trade to Dan. I think his intentions is to take out our knight with his, thus checking us and getting rid of the guard for our bishop. That and some sneaky combination with his B5 bishop and we're checked. Bottom line: Bishop to D1.

[FullTonProductions]

audio sync please!!

[527rubbertoe]

King to I9. create a paradox

[1cy1nsanity]

why is the voice not lined up with the mouth

[42gadfly]

This should be interesting; will the fact that we will make a "good" move every time make it easier to predict our actions? Allowing him to easily win?

[pupsroc07]

hahahahahahaha i was laghing sooo hard id even know how to play chess lolz!

[popenge]

no not queen to D6 bishop takes queen at D1

[R2pyro]

queen to d6 onnie dont worry

[TopHatKidd]

...must...move...queen...to...­d6...

[EpicToaster360R]

Queen to d6

[Liddlelegrande]

@EpicToaster360R there is a pawn in front of the queen

[Liddlelegrande]

@EpicToaster360R nvm

[TheFlow111234]

is it me or is the A / V lagging in this vid? lol

[19ARRAN90]

Bishop h4 to queen d1

[HepheistoBD]

Feed Annie ... I was thinking about LoL for a second there

[theAdmiralofParchisi]

D6!!!!

[uncool95]

Wait. You started out the video saying that you lied about a checkmate, then you said that you were an honest person. I apologize, but I am having a difficult time believing you.

[theAdmiralofParchisi]

Why Was The Toby Video I JUST WATCHED The Ad!

Dan Are You Watching Me?

[55elazar]

Great... Now I'm going to have to look up what barendbros said...

[xTSxClouds]

anyone watch the madden toby turner ad

[waterinscience21]

Dan why did you delete your twitter?

[SkiJproductions]

N64 in the background. Me gusta.

[LaughingCityFilms]

I'd move A7 to A6 personally, but then I'm a very defensive player.

[Tipidemic]

lolpeta.

[LaughingCityFilms]

Actually Dan you have the clear advantage in this chess game. As a player of Chess I know that in order to play a good game of chess one must be able to think at least 5 moves ahead and have several different strategies based on the move your opponent makes. As we vote as a collective whole we are only able to make one move at a time and the collective whole could never plan out its next moves together. Unlike your single mind.

[Mozza314]

@LaughingCityFilms I actually think specific strategies can be quite distracting/misleading to a chess player. Those crazy chess AIs, the ones that beat grandmasters, I doubt they have any internal mechanism that say, adopts a strategy like trying to trap the opponent's queen. It's really about starting with a fairly clean slate every move and deciding what the best thing to do is with the current information, which still takes several future moves into account.

[BlakeMDavis]

why not make it every video? there's no point to only make it once a month

[magentagabeth]

Bishop to d1!

[raginggingy17]

@.@ must move queen to D6

[HexerPsy]

haha this is a funny thing to do Dan XDDD

meaaannnnnnnnn

[EstJazzJ]

As an chess player. G4 -> D1 Trust me on this 1!

[BuckNutProductions]

hehehe 

[EstJazzJ]

Queen to diisix!

[nathanboothroyd]

QUEEN D6!!!

[lightanddarklove]

roll a D6! roll a D6!