Xenu and an Illustrated History of Scientology

[seporokey]

I only worship the Flying Spagetti Monster. 

[Ragmesesis]

i only believe in one teaching and that is of space invader KILL ALL ALIENS lolololol

[MuhsinTheMomin]

Lol

[DoubleMrE]

Oh man! I just loved step 3 of Xeno's plan . . .

"Buy AA batteries" hehehehehe!

But I disagree with the previous poster . . . Scientology is not a cult.

It is a racket. Pure and simple. ;)

[benbrenn]

Say what you want, but everyone who just watched this video is going to die eventually, coincidence?

[JellayToasT]

wow..... im normally respectful towards other religions, but scientology is retarted

[Mrjamesfanzeypants]

@JellayToasT scientoligy is not a religion its a cult

[16nowhereman]

I know, but the story is fun to tell. These folktales are wonderful.

[sonnycarson86]

damn, now im going to get sick and die

[NeSsBiCh]

it amazes me how easily people give in to these religions. it is real mind control, even speaking to them is hard, they get so angry so quick, what they believe in is false, what we come from is good and loving. n it has nothing to with money or wealth or fame it has to do with love and happiness and being one with the earth and the universe we are all children of the universe we are all connected to one another. But this..... this is just unbelievable, im mkind blown it is making me angry

[GameGeared]

Scientology is proof that elron hubbard had a sense of humor, inventing the most absurd thing humanly possible and having people actually going with it. You can still hear him giggling in his grave 

[zeekymoss11]

Yo, we have to fucking find xenu asap.

I dont know whats more ridiculous, this or theology.

[vac0002]

@SuperSam424 you hit the nail on the head! The bible indeed warn against this.

[SuperSam424]

REPRESSION HYPOTHERAPY IS NOTHING MORE THAN GETTING YOUR BRAINWAVE INTO THE ALPHA STATE WHICH IS THE STATE WHERE SPIRITUAL BEINGS CAN ENTER YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND AND FEED YOU INFORMATION (TRUE OR FALSE--BUT USUALLY FALSE). DO NOT FALL FOR THE TERMS. THE BIBLE SPEAKS OF THESE PEOPLE. THEY ARE CALLED CHANNELERS OF DEMONS. DEMONS CAN POSE AS ANYONE OR THING. DO NOT BE FOOLED. MEDITATION = CHANNELING. THESE ARE VERY VERY GOOD LIES WHICH ARE GOING TO FOOL MOST PEOPLE. DO. NOT. BE. ONE. OF. THEM.

[820423]

@SuperSam424 Please, understand that writing a wall of text with caps lock will portrait you in a manner that is certainly not to your benefit.

[SuperSam424]

@820423 Please understand that I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ETTIQUTTE WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT A TOPIC THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR SOUL. THE CONTENT OF MY MESSAGES ARE IMPORTANT. TO EVEN BRING UP ETTIQUETTE IS SO FUCKING OFFENSIVE. SHUT THE HELL UP AND READ MY WORDS. THEY ARE TRUE. Those who are concerned with thier pride will die first.

[820423]

@SuperSam424 Its about respect to those you mean to enlighten. To allow their read to be as fluent as possible. And no, your message is delusional and superstitious, but that is a different argument. I merely invited you to pay the same respect to your readers as most people give you. I am sure you deserve that respect, and regardless of how I feel how its content, so does your message to the world. Especially if you feel it is important. Youre just billboarding right now. Desperate

[SuperSam424]

@820423 1. "Its about respect to those you mean to enlighten." THERE IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM. STOP thinking in terms of PRIDE. STOP IT. 2.My message is anything BUT delusional and "superstiitious". PLEASE. AS IF you simply are not used to spouting off those two words whenever you encounter "someone like me". You have no weigght to your accusations. 3. NO. Simply LABELING someone as desperate is YOUR desperate attemot to make people believe that LABEL about me. Nothing more. Your words fail.

[SuperSam424]

@820423 Furthermore, everything I stated abou meditation being in direct correlation to contacting demons is FACT. Not a single ounce of my words have ANYTHING to do with superstitious belief. See how intellectually dishonest you are? You are the reason for evil.

[820423]

@SuperSam424  Its not fact, its wishful thinking.

[SuperSam424]

@820423 Well me and millions of other people in the world have DIRECTLY EXPERIENCED this "wishful"..."thinking". Please. See. The best you have is an empty accusation with no foundation but desires and ironcially enough..wishful thinking.

[820423]

@SuperSam424 Its pretty much like a zombie-movie, where the humans are shielded by a big wall.. And there you and your kind stand, banging on the gate, crying "I am a human! Let me in!"

No. Youre a zombie. Youre just trouble. Stop crying and go away.

[SuperSam424]

@820423 You don't know it yet, but you are living in a reality that makes every action/drama movie pale in comparison. You're government does anything and everything to take away your power and everything and anything to make you think you are in power. Your leaders worship fallen angels who have been posing as "gods" for centuries and your culture is structured around a luciferian/satanic/new-age philosophy which states "I am God". You're deluded if you think anything less.

[RetardGenius]

@SuperSam424 lol

[820423]

@SuperSam424 You dont need to teach a citizen of the EU about political corruption and abuse of power. We all heard the cries of the irish, when the EU slit the throat of european democracy, in 2008.

If youre searching for common ground, you've found it. But leave the fallen angels to the fairytales, where they belong.

[nimsu1987]

Also, I know why unprepared people may die of sleeplessness when studying the OT levels. They'd probably kill themselves realising that they've spent hundreds of thousands to learn about a sci fi story. Great work Hubbard... The most successful scammer of the known world

[nimsu1987]

fantastic video! I'm glad you included hubbard's quote about making a religion! It's worrying that we are supposed to be intelligent beings yet millions including so called pillars of the community and film stars are so stupid and vapid that they actually believe this shit!

[frostfilm]

Try getting 176 billion bullets. Per planet.

[rumpleshortsshins]

Its nearly impossible to get a refund when you want one

[nalaskingdom]

pretty far fetched lol

[THEMSASBOYZ]

Also...WOW +100k just for that? LOL I would be asking for my refund mate. Nothing more than Satans Storytime here.

[THEMSASBOYZ]

Is Xenu a reptillian alien?

[misspinkpunkykat]

@THEMSASBOYZ Looks more like a "gray" to me.

[THEMSASBOYZ]

@misspinkpunkykat It does indeed, I want to meet one, But only if it will keep its probes to itself and GIVE ME ELVIS BACK!!! Well Good ol Bob M and Jimmi H maybe, Keep elvis lol

[rwp1171]

Scientology, making mormans look sane since 1952

[Electronite1337]

you know its funny when christians say this is ridiculous...

[jaekae8]

Since I know the story now, does that mean I've had my thetans removed?

[liontoxicatorR]

He only created the religion to make money,he made up all this just to become rich of his story.

Thumbs up so people would understand

[Fastelth999]

I'm going to start a Religion called "Xanadu" where we all worship Olivia Newton John.

[Tsiddique80]

is this for real or a joke? is that was scientologists really believe????

[666or999]

@Tsiddique80 It's real

[RollinOverU]

Hubbard wrote the story of Scientology in a local bar, while intoxicated, on a bar napkin...-.- yeah, religion MY ASS!

[hillstop555]

hubbard a dick he started this yeah

[DmitriSochlioukov]

whats the track in the end? :D

[RetardGenius]

I AM STILL LOYAL TO YOU XENU EVEN THOUGH YOU NUKED MY THETAN ON HAWAII :(

[DmitriSochlioukov]

cool story bro :D... music? :P

[maroonghul]

@DmitriSochlioukov this.

[NeighborBrothers]

Proof Scientology is a scam: When the quote comes up from Hubbard it said that if you want to make a million dollars you make a religion. He was a smart man but took advantage of that and convinced the weak minded people to believe. They think that this will help them in life but it is really the thought helping them...

[QuietGuitaristfan]

@NeighborBrothers He admitted to a guy in an elevator but the guy mad a joke about it and created the Church of Bob

[4squaredby4times4]

Are 13 people scientologists?

[Xenuism]

Meh...heretics.

[plsircanihavesomemor]

You need something far beyond "faith" to believe in this crap.

[GreenBlueClouds]

2:52 is the best rendition of Xenu's plan

[hardleo718]

you have go to be fucking kidding me

[hellhammerz666]

SciFitology is fucking stupid....

[SomoshiphopRadio]

The best part of this video is the Hip Hop Beat at the end

[cameronasysound]

What else is religion but a creation of the power hungry as a way to control the minds of the weak

[SomoshiphopRadio]

@cameronasysound JACKPOT.

[jimbronaugh]

No wonder they farm among actors and musicians. There is money there and also a shallow simple mind that is easily controlled and manipulated. This is so obviously a Con that it would take a truly simple minded self involved person to believe it. I don't believe the walking on water thing either, but scientology is more like Mein Kampfa than the baby jesus.

[GranthamStreet]

I want a couple of those eternal batteries for my Wii controllers :P .

[rememberthename33]

although scientology is one of the newest religions, the old ones are still just as ridiculous.

[bodinian]

My main issue with scientology is that is is abusing the use of the word "Science" by butchering it and attaching to its end what makes a religion. The man who founded the church, Ron Hubbard, is not crazy; he is smart. The reason he is smart is because he knew that in a Capitalist society with overbearing religious fundamentalism in power, what could be more profitable than starting a business that is tax exempt, collects money and never makes any product? He capitalized on their naivete.

[DemePoole]

@bodinian Dead on. When will people stop believing that America is some benevolent country that just wants to spread hugs and good will to the whole world? Yes, I'm American and I approve this comment. People REALLY need to look up the word CAPITALIST.

[hrsqsiest]

Ol, fuckit. I want my own alien.

[JackWilliamOnTour]

Wow. You are so wrong about life.

[jameszeronine000999]

Kudos to those who put this together. It should be shown after the evening news every day. For those who arent exactly sure what Scientology is all about.



[bbureau12]

They put the souls in big boxes... wow, this is crappy, even for hack sci-fi.

[trobassman]

tha fuck!!!

[StonexxDemonmaggot]

and i thought Christianity was a dumb religion o.O

[72napablue]

LMAO!!!! I cant even be a good science fiction story.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Why not just fucking shoot why travel 9 lightyears when you could gas or put in ovens or otherwise commit genocide xenu really went over kill there

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Alcohol and glycerol wouldn't do that to a body and hubbard even said these aliens were exactly like us

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

I have a theory about scientologist using subliminal almost post hypnotic suggestion in their videos and recording and I think this is where the deaths come in as it could cause people to become psychologically unwell to the extent the could be depressed not take care of themselves or even commit suicide

[7ay]

For a science fiction story... this is very lackluster. I wouldn't read it if it was in a bargain bin for .50 cents

[siannarino]

MAN THIS IS GREAT. I'M GOING TO START MY OWN RELIGON. ONLY YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH ALL THE STEPS FOR 50 K HALF OF WHAT THESE GUYS CHARGE. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS IF YOU JOIN TODAY, JUST 10 GRAND GETS YOU A HAT AND THE INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO DO OUR "SECRET" HANDSHAKE.TOM TOM R U OUT THEIR TOM??

[DBSpy1]

L. Ron Hubbard=Schizophrenia,know wounder he hated shrinks,Tom Cruse=Little Man Syndrome with way to much money to ever get real at least until he hurts him self bad.

[X1Tail]

People, you don't have to be a scientologist to bieleve in past lives. Budsits do it all the time and it is not science fiction to them, they see it, feel it, know it. So the only question is, waht really happend with you in your past lives. And that is a question that you have to answer by yourself! Cheers!

[spankula123]

I can see actors believing this. Notice there are no writers in scientology.

[oedipusrexsophocles]

@spankula123 That's because they can easily see when a hack sci-fi author makes a religion out of a hack sci-fi story. Seriously--ancient spaceships that happen to look exactly like DC-8s!?

[minesajd]

crack is a hell of a drug

[MrXxgamers]

why duh fuck do i here castlevania symphony of the night music at 4:54

[sonnychik]

So that quote at 7:17 kinda says to me that he is doing this ONLY because of money.

[oedipusrexsophocles]

@sonnychik Exactly. But scientologists seem to ignore that he was a SCI-FI writer and a serial liar, in addition to saying that statement BEFORE creating Scientology.

[Spazzletwat]

What a pile of wet shite!

[simpsonfan13]

i need to start my own religion.....

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@simpsonfan13 You should become Agnostic. That way you can't be wrong.

[simpsonfan13]

@theknightswhosayfrak i will run a strict agnostic household....

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@simpsonfan13 LOLZ XD

[ChuckTheBaconHunter]

you know its funny people say Christianity is ridiculous...

[mastertheillusion]

@ChuckTheBaconHunter people walk on water in the bible =P Equally ridiculous lol. Christianity is no more valid than scientology. Both are insane.

[ChuckTheBaconHunter]

@mastertheillusion Ya and people walked on the moon years a go people would have thought that was ridiculous

[maximumsplinter]

@mastertheillusion lol I dont know if Christianity is better, open the bible, its full of completely crazy mythology or science fiction or just fiction, or the first half anyway. There are stories there that are equally as fucked up. I think this guy was actually very smart, he cashed in during the initial UFO phase, the time when people would accept a new cult based more around aliens. And hey if he can sell his book for 100,000 over stages, then he really is smart.

[xhabilis]

I love scientology lol. Xenu/God.. aliens/thetans/angels/demons. Just start substituting names and you can get just about any religion you want out of it and start to realize they are all built of the same bullshit.

[NCgirlinCR]

Hilarious. Although it seems like comedy, it's not--the cartoon is a pretty apt synopsis of it all. The Scientologists are some seriously scary people, deep pockets. Read up on the things that have come out recently, where teens were basically held captive as slaves on Scientologist Sea Org ships and such. Scaaaary.

[echapism]

I lol'd so hard when I saw "buy AA batteries"!

[christo930]

Sounds like the makings of a great Edgar Rice Burroughs novel! ERB was one of the best sci-fi/fantasy authors of his day, probably the best. If nothing else, he was one of the best imaginative story tellers in the 20th century. His writing certainly isn't the best and he just makes up crazy technology, but what you end up with is a ride through the imagination with few rivals.

[christo930]

I thought it was 75 Billion years ago!

[assassinboy17]

Haha! This is fucking funny!!! Ok assholes you believe in your faggy alien who sucks rat anus... And give them all your money and I'll watch as your stupid religion fall faster than communism...

[untoucheables]

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[ShiningNow]

It all started when LaFAGette Ronald Hubbard began to experience wet dreams that featured long, intense sessions of gay anal sex with aliens.

[grizfat55]

no john travolta, you got rich and famous because you have had more than 2 cocks in your mouth.

[gumper1986]

Yup, anyone who believes in this religion is a dumbass.

[2DaCheapChimp]

La Fagette FTW!!!!!

[daspense]

i understand the rejecting creationalism aspect...

but seriously... how the fuck could anybody believe this? atleast christianity has decent morals

[adrianeaglrck]

supreme rula......since no one said I took this opportunity to be handsome

[TrueChelsean]

this is all fictional. those who really believe this are stupid -_-

Every religion sucks. The root cause of wars.

[jonny15dk]

@TrueChelsean But this is funny

[anirudhbs]

they should make a movie on this

[FreonRose]

are you serious? people actually believe that stuff? it has the making of a very crappy science fiction novel. hell even the description hubbard was giving seemed half assed.

[joseleandro75]

@FreonRose this is real dude! (according to them)

[pairgetter]

I AM SAVED!!!!!!

[tacomonster98]

umm, sooo... so the point is that if we beleive in Dianetics and Scientology we can become rich movie stars? lol

[meetdiamond]

so, he always had an avid distrust of psychiatry, no? perhaps that was because under analysis he was diagnosed with something (& nobody wants to be told they're just crazy). i'm guessing that was the unsettling impresison he left on his navy colleagues. at the very least, he was either an exceptionally creative man with a twisted sense of humor, or a complete fucking basketcase. either way, the xenu story, sounds a little like the matrix to me....brain washing, distorted reality, etc. etc.

[AbsentWithoutLeaving]

My mom was right after all - actors are crazy.

[TedEdFred21]

lol at 4:17, those thetans aren't paying attention...

[JonesArmandoHoward]

Was E.R.H. (I'm not making fun of him or saying he isn't a good person) Mentally retarded or mentally handicapped person, the whole religion seems like a gay bus driver driving everyone into a wall after ruining everything on all levels just to be immature and "bitchy"...

There are like maybe 20 or 30 other religions just like it that started things like Perfectionist "Bible communists" A.K.A. hippies circa 1838...

And his is Woldmar type 2 Christian Science A.K.A. The Klan for tard' Gays...

[TheLastArchdemon]

..so how did Hubbard come to learn of all this? a vision of some sort? its as if he made a novel, then decided it was real. foolishness

[TELEFOON87]

@TheLastArchdemon SO you gonna ask questions and later them yourself with the answers ? LOL

Never seen someone do that before hahaha Take Care - If you still dont get it - Its all fiction and fake hehe :)

[Jurassicparkz08]

Made to watch 3-D movies? Lol, is this real or did I just get trolled.

[Zapata1744]

i dont get it

[EnturbulationStation]

@Zapata1744

I just found out it is blocked due to copyright violations. I suspect the $cilons since it has L Ron Hubbard's voice telling the OT III story. Xenu. Wall of fire. Bombs. DC-8s. If you want to hear this unbelievable story it's leaked on the internet in many places.

[ToolFan68]

Whatever you do people...don't buy into this crazy Scientology stuff!!! You can get the same exciting effects for a lot cheaper! Just join any of the other goofy churches on earth like the Catholics, or Mormons, or Lutherans, or Baptists, or Muslims, or Jews, or any other made up crap that was designed to guilt you for what you don't know and give you the promise of future freedom and community and it will only cost you ____ dollars a month and you too can believe in fairy tales. Good luck!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@ToolFan68 Religion, true religion is just a belief structure but if you have to pay money like in any of these religions its bullshit. Scientology is just way more up front and their story is even more insane then most. Live and let live. But atheism and agnosticism are becoming like cults themselves and their believers and if you dont agree with them sit down and get ready for a ten hour conversation.

[jnorth1000]

At 521 : Lafagette Ronald Hubbard . La FAG ette . Id really be angry at my parents if they gave me that name .

[BostonDudeGuy]

SUPREME RULLLLAAHHHH

[RYOGERG]

L.RON HUBBARD IS A JEW..DUH!ALKING ABOUT RELIGIOUS LIES...SO IRONIC

THUMPS UP IF YOU AGREE

[RYOGERG]

hahaha so good fucking story!

[AIMANALI]

this is no stranger than organized religion.

[LookItsColette]

@AIMANALI lol, exactly. Christianity worships a Jewish zombie.

we should respect everyones beliefs (:

[AIMANALI]

@LookItsColette yp

[JTtheLAR]

@LookItsColette I don't think i should respect anything that isn't logical. Like i dunno...any religion.

[siegfried0752]

@JTtheLAR

That may somewhat be true. However I have found that human logic is fundamentally flawed. I tried to think from the perspective of an atheist or agnostic. I have come to the fact that they are faiths themselves. They state that a supreme deity does not exist and offer no evidence for their belief. Believing in something without proof or evidence makes you a religion and a faith. Look Atheism and Agnosticism and you will see that flawed human logic has produced them

[generalzod4life]

Listen to the the ravings of that drug addicted nutcase! .. it would be funny if $cientology had not ruined so many lives

[anonwillprevail247]

this is the most ridiculous pile of shit i have ever heard of. all u have to do to disprove $cientology is look at the ruins of civilizations before us Lol clearly no jet like airplanes hahahah so dumb!

[francishamilton26]

@anonwillprevail247 Well I agree with you on that but to correct you 75 million years ago man did not exist never mind ruins. I mean dinosaurs died 65 million years ago.

[anonwillprevail247]

@francishamilton26 yeah i know....... i never said anything about that

[gobbwgo]

l was about to say something but l BURPED and FARTED instead!!! OH well next time...

[HelatrobusImplanter]

I would buy that they showed a vid containing some space-opera stuff, because it truly fundamental to Scientology's "big view" of things.  And hubbard spoke often about it. However the "outer layer" of Scio public relations reveals none of this, and as expressed in this video, specific stories related to advanced courses are indeed confidential.

[DeathereX]

I spent 4 days at a scientology org and this guy showed me a video with galactic confederacy video with names like teegeeac and different planets and shit, so I dont feel they are very secretive in my opinion, but i dont know about others tho