Hard Justice: S1E9 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Yamikaiba123]

How dare you question the cannonicity of Guitermasterx7's ending!

[darkstriker80]

what is the intro songs name i fucking love that paino song in the intro

[Misacura]

porn in gushers box lololololol

[Diagon12]

The intro is to epic

[Moorich]

what game is howard playing?

[Roxyventus]

A porn stash in a gushers box....

[xlrd98]

I want some gushers!!!

[EPICcza22]

I hate Guitarmasterx7 for ending the series like that. I really loved that series and it was ruined like that...

[lethalArrowstrike]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SHDarkShadow]

HOWARD! Y U NO HELP THEM?

"picture of a ugly face"

[guillaume958]

wooooooooooooooo!! i am the king of space you will do as i say rararara XD

[tunglour]

First video with ageist disclaimers

FUCK YEAH

[Spectre3554]

I thought Chlorine and Ammonia made mustard gas?

[Pico2571]

1:24

he is watching a movie about a indian in a cupboard with a creepy guy who found gushers....being a cop is awesome...

[ChuckyTrance]

Bernard is a badass.

[101Swiftflick]

I know no one is supposed to take this show seriously, but if you do what Bernard says YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE. All that crap about ammonia canceling out Chlorine is the OPPOSITE of what will actually happen to your body if you try it! (which is probably why this ep is MA instead of 18+)

When I accidentally Chlorine and ammonia two years ago I lost most of my sense on smell, nearly died, and had severe breathing problems for months.(It was a work related accident involving unlabelled bottles)

[Luis11717]

@101Swiftflick If you where to actually try anything you see on this show, you've got to be a real fucking retard.

[101Swiftflick]

@Luis11717 True but out of all the things retards will try from this show, thinking that ammonia will save them from Chlorine gas is the thing that will kill them.

[SuniRedPanda]

I watched this about 1 or 2 years ago and have since then used gushers as a code word for porn whenever "people" are around lol

[Spectre3554]

@SuniRedPanda Thats a good idea actually. Hey I'll brb ima go look at some gushers.

[HabibuHalama]

Hey Apple....

KNIFE!!

[WiseOldBill]

@HabibuHalama wrong video mate

[RogerToledo32]

@RubinFarrCampbel195 Bullshit

[blade3337]

@immuddyp1 no one cares if its a scam or not we just don't give a fuck!

[earthbendingJediGIRL]

wow first ever series I watched from Jon cjg HEY any1 no other series he made besides hard justice arby n the chief and 1 life remaining ???

[TriFactorProductions]

@earthbendingJediGIRL dues ex macina

[MRtomatomuffin]

@earthbendingJediGIRL deos ex machina

[amnothiusz]

@MRtomatomuffin its is call deus ex machina 

[RogerToledo32]

@earthbendingJediGIRL It's A Wonderful Live

[RizzyRiOfficial]

Is he gonna RKELLY HIM??? O:

[Maxxtank]

====9977055

[GRIMTHENINJA]

eddie's really dumb and really smart it's fucking weird

[DarkEye1564]

I love how Eddie prefers to die than suck up piss.

[Infernorabbit97]

wow u guys are still pissed about Deus Ex..? get over it that was like 2+ years ago, he's already moved onto other series that he's making right now..... i loved Deus Ex Machina and wished it had a finale too but i got over that

[GdMBuRn]

"HOWARD! ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!"

"Wooooooooh! I am the king of space. U will do as I say. Wra wra wra wra wra.

[TheGameGuy31]

@GdMBuRn It was 'goddamn', but w/e

[XBOXPRODUCTIONS32]

Howard is such a fucking prick lol

[silvermario15]

7:03~7:05 did he take a leak on eddie's face?

[troop223]

What's the intro song?

[AlphaCYB3R]

Why is it always August 22nd!!!,

[hamzahfanzurilol]

HAHA.I LOVE HOWARD!

[violetfoxlover]

oh wait i hide my porn in this extra gushers box LMFAOHC XDD

[Trickyyyxx]

@MurderX33 They sound the same your right XD

[rebelian77]

EVERYONE!!! The ending of Deus Ex Machina wasn't made by DigitalPh33r. It was a fake made by Guitarmasterx7 as a joke. Look on his channel for a vid called 'Deus Ex Machina Ending Review' or something like that to confirm. Thumbs up or something so everyone can know. I don't really care.

[7heD]

@rebelian77 u dont care then y do you say thumbs up

[WarmanxXXx]

@rebelian77 The fuck is Deus Ex?

[1337lolguyman]

@WarmanxXXx another series by DigitalPh33r

[MasterChief298]

@rebelian77 so that means there is no legit ending

[DanDood11]

Lol at the epic cut off from the intro at the start. Just seemed so so unfitting.

[MyFinalfantasy13]

@MurderX33  thats a fucking soap opra

[j0sewar911]

anybody know what the opening music is called?

[NikkeiDS]

@j0sewar911 i think its called "why did we"

[117reconkiller]

Get out of my cupord

no

get out

Fuck you

hump me lol thats not real

[buddy32able]

i like the gushers box



[TransformersFan34869]

i want to make this video full-screen but this big-ass grey bar keeps getting in my way... fuck!

[redspade96]

"oh, crap, i forgot theres no gushers in here, i keep my porn stash in that gushers box." i lold

[cubanmamasita88]

F5 to skip ads!!! Thumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

[guttersieat]

LMFAO!!!!!! you like porn??

[michtorg2]

"do you like porn" hahahaha XD

[Planetcol3]

you need more voice actors dude

[xCanonChild117]

the beginning was confusing

[FredProdc]

now that is tinking under pressure. Most people Iknow would just sat and die crying

[sly911911]

6:57 GET BITCH SLAPPED!

[CYBRD3M0N]

I really enjoy watching Jon's machinima. he inspired me to make my own stupid, un-watchable shit. But that's how he started out so... you know. anyway thanks.

[sawyerstang]

"Wooooooooooo I am the king of space, you will do what I say ra ra ra ra ra ra"

XD

[FLuffeeTalksrox]

i love it how they move from one map 2 another

[esp1996]

well if i ever get stuck in a room full of chlorine gas, now i know what to do. thx digitalph33r.

LOL

[sierra1182]

Poor Max...he's trapped with a possibly-homosexual...fail...

[samkelly1045]

Wooohooooooooh I am the king of space Rughrughrururururur

[luckytns]

Accidently skipped the whole first season except the first episode

[HibHab69]

you wanna watch porn?

[Qu33nLilone]

lol my name is bernard henry III :P this is destiny jk lol

[KingKoopa4114]

whats the name of the song used in the credits?

[wowmaster096]

wow this is getting so intense

[lilranger160]

4:54 rofl

[ruzzzler]

damn i cant wait for when 20 years passes an all this looks like Atari. an ill be a 40 year old gamer unless the games become too complicated and only my kids can understand it, which would be kinda sad.

[gamerguy0512]

@ruzzzler Yeah man if I ever outgrow Halo, ill just drop

[friendlyelites]

@ruzzzler well you could still have the old xbox

[ruzzzler]

@friendlyelites yeah i could have an emulator of it on a pc probably an get all the xbox an xbox 360 games free, tho im betting theyll all be dirt cheap by then lol.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@ruzzzler Don't worry, the way things are going now games just keep getting excessively dumbed down. And i know your comment is over 12 months old, hi.

[ruzzzler]

@TheMultiEnabled haha yeah i think you could be right, there seems to be a loss in talent and complex thinking when it comes to anything professional these days and no im psyched that people are still commenting on this. Im also betting that your best games might come from regular people like there might be software kits u can download or buy *theyll be torrented for free tho * that will allow you to professionally animate your own games.

[Krazer2100]

kool

[ParkerJalenvr]

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[wertycrow]

why are there so many fucking ads on this show!

[Marshal098]

OMG Brenard is going to basicaly piss on Edwards face...

[bleugh07]

@Marshal098  yh no shit

[zozang321]

hey dude U want some gusher's LOL!

we can watch porn? U wanna Watch Porn

[redgamemaster]

ya smell the piss. SMELL IT.

[BrightstormFilms]

I am the king of space, you will do as I say. Rawrawrawrawraw.

[SoManySkinks]

Can't finish my sentence cause my own voice is confusing me!

[MC066]

now wat?

[Soakedboy]

Hmmm....well, shooting the guy after he closes the doors on you is a good idea.

[MonsterHunterLegends]

Is benard gonna piss on eddie?

[Cmpdarogue]

any1 want 2 watch porn with me?

[KANCERR1]

sure

[MrKushOg]

wat is the name of the song in the intro??

[18andoldermatthew]

wait how can the gas be deadly when he has a air tight suit on

[Sensali7]

@18andoldermatthew didnt you hear him the filters cant hold out much longer god i hate idiots

[rageman117]

@18andoldermatthew its a show chill the fuck out.

[JOHN25711]

@rageman117 he is not raging dude

so you chill the fuck out

[HoeshwaPOOP666]

lolololol porn stash in the gushers box!!!!!!

[twitch851]

Lol Chorine is far from harm less it was a bio weapon in ww1 killed a lot of guys

[VolksDragon]

I keep all my porn in this box labelled "Gushers"

LOL

[TheSceneRockerz123]

I am the king of space FTW!

[TheSceneRockerz123]

We could watch porn...You like porn?

I love this show

[Aquio5]

just for the record. chlorine gas plus ammonia equals a chemical agent so bad it was banned by the geneva convention.

[laifalbert]

@Aquio5 ammonia soaked cloth would indeed function as a respirator in chlorine gas.

[berserk777666]

@Aquio5 how do you know that?

[Aquio5]

@berserk777666 3 years of college chemistry plus i work with chlorine at my job.

[x82ndODSTx]

@Aquio5 Sounds like some awesome stuff... I'll have to try it sometime...

jk lmao!

[masterhceifarbiter1]

my favourite eppisode is this one

[paraguayanboi]

god this series is fuck'n awesome

[b1oodh3ll]

hellz yea!!

[kmansvids]

I AM THE KING of space

[0w1c1ty]

the guy with CQB armor is scott from arby n the chief

[DahLoTo]

@0w1c1ty ....you do know that all the characters are played by one person right

[macandfriends]

howard ftw

[Firesack92]

r kelly dont pee on me lol

[piefuzzz]

lol "we could watch porn" @ the beggining.

[WaffleMan154]

This Is awsome it's the right amount of funny and story plot to keep me sucked in, that's takes alot of skill dude, good job!!

[WaffleMan154]

Funny as hell man, keep doing what u do!

[hoompie18]

I AM THE KING of space RA RA RA RA RA

[argman2]

"i am the king of spaceeeeeee"""""""" rararrarararara hahahahah lol

[Reitoufication]

The weird guy was awesome

[projectTEEN123]

Dang. Bernard was pissed lol.

[Dslayer2000]

That and I think he's going to piss on him lol

[projectTEEN123]

Uh....I dunno about that.

[atomicmanuel]

"come on get out of my cupboard"

'no,fuck you im not fucking coming out okay i was here first so you could just fucking you know"

"thats it im calling the cops"

lol short story XD

[LukeyBWalkthroughs]

you will do as i say,,, rararrararararara lol.

[chaosheaven234]

i swear to god if this end up like dues ex machina i'm going to be so pissed

[lymonguy2441]

@chaosheaven234 yeah, no alien sodomy

[quila001]

@chaosheaven234 there're like two other endings to that according to a friend of mine, I'm waiting for him to send me the links to them so I can watch them, then I can send them on to you if you like

[indestructiblehero]

@quila001 If you could dude, please send me the links too for the alternate endings to Deus Ex Machina. I really hated the ending that was suppose to humorous.

[chaosheaven234]

@quila001 i would love those alternet ending to dues ex machina!!!! good to know that jon got up off his ass and did them.

[quila001]

@chaosheaven234 Jon didn't make them, one of them was made by Grievous (I think that's the name) and I can't remember the other's name

[silverdestroyer123]

@quila001 nah it is Jon and Lemur and other proof are the tags, which has all the machinimas jon has made

[KwangisPangis]

@chaosheaven234

How did "dues ex machinima" end up?

[indestructiblehero]

@KwangisPangis It's not "dues ex machinima," it's Deus Ex Machina, and it ends with the main hero being teabagged, and it basically is suppose to be hilarious, but it detracted from the serious series that was awesome.

[MrBlackeyeProduction]

@indestructiblehero You know that it wasnt Digitalph33r who made that episode but some other guy, but he had Digitalph33rs approvement to make it.

[chaosheaven234]

@KwangisPangis well aT FIRST I THOUGHT THAT IT didn't END AND THE GUY WHO MADE IT SAID IT SUCKED SO HE WOULD DO IT, BUT NOW I GOT THIS GUY'S WHO OFFERING TO SEND A LINK TO THE ALTERNATE ENDINGS WHICH IS NICE

[andstenic11]

@chaosheaven234

deus ex machina sucked

i didn't even finish it

[MrLAG95]

@chaosheaven234 If he would only finish te damn series, then it wouldn't be so bad.

[SuperRandomdog]

@chaosheaven234 same here that pissed me off why end such a great series with halo alien porn

[Desregaurd]

@SuperRandomdog That was actually a parody of the series, made by different people, it ends at Act 4.

[BleedingHeartx42335x]

@chaosheaven234 You do realize that DigitalPh33r didn't make the season last Dues Ex. Guitarmasterx7 just made a parody of it... Though no one knows if DigitalPh33r is make a last episode

[YoungGamemasta]

@chaosheaven234 why what happened in dues ex machina?

[chaosheaven234]

@YoungGamemasta nothing....that's what everybody hates about the series. jon basically shit on everyone and said" go fuck a cow" to all of us fans. he didn't end it, and now nothing but parodies of the series are made. it really blows balls.

[Cybrisk]

is it just me, or did max's voice change from the first episodes?

and.....he seems slightly smarter.....

[Warpedpixel051]

@Cybrisk Well jon prolly figured two complete dumbasses was to much so he made max a little smarter

[MrLOLFOX]

@Cybrisk mabey he got a new mic

[ryanjk12]

@Cybrisk How does his voice affect how smart he is?

[Cybrisk]

@ryanjk12 it doesnt, just seems like old max wouldn't care one way or the other. This max obviously knows he's in a bad position.

[Yoyo19993]

max and that guy.... so fuckin gay man

[Titanboy123]

Get outa my cubard lol

[LukeyBWalkthroughs]

lol get the fuck outta my cupboard,

no

[TheWakaflaka]

you like porn? you wanna watch porn with me? that was hilarious!

[Theenoobman]

Eddie's on drugs..

[xwristslitterx]

rawr rawr rawr rawr rawrrrrrrr

[xwristslitterx]

epic awkwardness for eddie lol

[lj23lvr]

oh! i know! *beep beep beep* HELLO! Sweet i can hear my own voice ooh oh i cant finish my sentence because my own voice is confusing me... i have to talk slowly lllliiiiikkkkkkeeeee ttttthhhhiiiiissssss

Howard! Fucking jackoff

[tomek123kotek]

chlorine aint exacly that extreamly bad in small amounts i accidentaly breathed in some and started caughing a lot

[exciter666bitch]

lol wtf o wait theres no gushers i forgot thats where i stash my porn!!! LOL :P funnier everytime

[Catena0Chain]

omg so suspenseful!!!!!!!!!

[bostin3535]

this is funny!!! "hey u wanna watch porn, d-do you like porn " lolol

[TheLink657]

Howard's a douche

[ToxicFox214]

Get out of my cubard! NO FUCK YOU! XD

[uzumakimounir]

Hahahaha xD Who are you? An indian.... What are you doing in my cupboard? ROFL XD (Prev epi

[dogolog22]

i wanna dress up as an indian and hide in random peoples cupboards now!

[dragonboy157]

nooo not eddie!!!!!!!!!

[xxxxSnowman]

OH SHIT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN

[MrCoolestman63]

he pissed on him lol

[cyberrmpage]

not Eddie!

[imangeu103]

oh my god porn gushers

[DHaJ40]

i like the indian movie lol

[bobster493]

i am the king of space do what i say rah rah rah rah!!!

[Crummypants9]

the two phone thing is fun to do and this series is awesome. at the end it seemed like was mcgyver