Meyer likes to suck on Edward's sparkling cock all day. MEYER= PUSSIFIED AUTHOR WHO CAN'T WRITE WORTH SHIT. i hate this fucking orgasmic shitty author. die would you?
Look out, you may be assaulted by a mob of pimple faced, overweight fangirls who will consume you alive for failing to see pasty, confused looking Edward as HOT.
How are they not? They "imprint" on small children. I believe the textbook definition of pedophilia is the attraction to the pre-pubescent. *ding ding ding warning warning* Stephanie Meyer is a psycho.
In case you're /really/ wondering, the book explains that the reason Edward sparkling is a bad thing that shouldn't be seen is that he is so beautiful that everyone would be able to tell that he is a vampire. As far as I know it doesn't explain why vampires sparkle, though...
(I've only read one chapter and then I died a little inside and had my annoying friend explain it to me.)
Oh, also the reason Meyer had sparkling vampires in the first place is because she based Twilight on a wet dream she had where there was a vampire and he sparkled.
I give it an 8 and I'm being nice!
lennyishot100 1 year ago
Meyer likes to suck on Edward's sparkling cock all day. MEYER= PUSSIFIED AUTHOR WHO CAN'T WRITE WORTH SHIT. i hate this fucking orgasmic shitty author. die would you?
FallofDarkness55 1 year ago
LAWL! Satan's scaly cock? xD
ChemicallyAlice 1 year ago
edward cullen is emofag!!!
deviltrigger50 1 year ago
Look out, you may be assaulted by a mob of pimple faced, overweight fangirls who will consume you alive for failing to see pasty, confused looking Edward as HOT.
chiconspiracy 1 year ago
assburgers syndrome? Oo
Endolaylith 2 years ago
Mmmmm. Ass Burgers.
happyfinesad 2 years ago
Um... yeah. You kinda rock. Sadly, I agree with everything you said. I know, horrible Twilight fan I am... ugh.
A lot of it was the director too... just saying. New Moon is actually better. You will still hate it more than likely, but it is still MUCH better.
Ivy1534 2 years ago
See, I heard it was worse. Not to mention the pedophile werewolves take center stage.
happyfinesad 2 years ago
I just meant the direction aspect of it.
And, um... how are they pedophiles? They are all teenagers.
Ivy1534 2 years ago
How are they not? They "imprint" on small children. I believe the textbook definition of pedophilia is the attraction to the pre-pubescent. *ding ding ding warning warning* Stephanie Meyer is a psycho.
happyfinesad 2 years ago
*laughs uncontrollably* Yeah, I walked into that.
Ivy1534 2 years ago
HAHAHAA "Bitch is bleeding..." Damn I've missed having the interwebs + Mikeypants vids
liaeve 2 years ago
Wow. long time no see.
happyfinesad 2 years ago
What can I say? I was missin mah mikeypants vids. Glad we're both back though.
liaeve 2 years ago
Yes, I agree with you on everythiiiing.
In case you're /really/ wondering, the book explains that the reason Edward sparkling is a bad thing that shouldn't be seen is that he is so beautiful that everyone would be able to tell that he is a vampire. As far as I know it doesn't explain why vampires sparkle, though...
(I've only read one chapter and then I died a little inside and had my annoying friend explain it to me.)
LONG COMMENT IS LONG.
karlibell22 2 years ago
Oh, also the reason Meyer had sparkling vampires in the first place is because she based Twilight on a wet dream she had where there was a vampire and he sparkled.
Srsly.
karlibell22 2 years ago
That would be sexy in some alternate dimension where frumpy morman hacks are sexy.
happyfinesad 2 years ago
I never wish to venture into a dimension such as that...
karlibell22 2 years ago
But Mike, Edward is sooo dreamy! See the gorgeousness!
You crack me up. Wish I could have sat around tearing it apart with ya. I have way too much fun doing that.
Sunshine461 2 years ago