Todd Martinez Pro Training: Episode 2

[jamestwdm]

i know they never edited this mess lol

[iamdictatorpo]

is it just me or did he spend half of the time repeating himself

[kall3z]

Todd is awesome! ^^

[paintbasstard]

Ok this video took a weird turn half-way threw! XD

That's the Derder Short Bus coming out! lmao!

[Jacko459]

Thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages :L

[ShowUsYourChops]

lol. he's wearing planet eclipse arm pads

[gameace1000]

I'm laughing my ass off while watching this lmfao

[GreenCakeLazer]

thats milky

[dkrush08]

2:55.....soooo he wakes up and gives morning bj's after giving his gun a handjob? XD

[xxranger217]

Omg I fucking love this guy haha

[tdogsocom]

fundimentals hubba what?

[fultzy94]

MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMrrockstardude]

he said drop forward 5 times

[Deansk89]

holy shit this is hilarious

[olehatlelid]

agg

[AHturtLe]

He masturbated his paintball gun.

[bosshog871]

i think Todd Martinez might possibly may-b have ADD

[LegitMuffins]

milk the paintball gun

[FILIPINOPAINTBALLER]

wish ihave a luxe....

my guns a frikin dinousaur

2k6 infamous timmy



[UNFAMOUSxAiMER]

he talked about cows milking for about a minute!

[pOwNallNooBs]

2:20 I laughed out loud

[PBScenarioScene]

Lol! Paintball rants are awesome.

[AlbieGfromMyspace]

i love this man

[CmErC94]

wayy to state out the obvious, dumbfuck

[metaldroide]

cows?

[iXDOAXi]

lmao coco pops :P

[phoenix546]

hahahaha sure its not a cock he's spprt sppprt spprtn on?

[katta721]

next time i go to pevs and i see him there im just look at him and laugh

[RandomGRK]

Haha...classic. I loved the milk thing...lol

[mrmazra]

selling pb gear check it

[ChemXu]

what the hell is he talking about milking cows and dairy farms and utters and cocoa puffs?

[bobmths]

i seen cuba in chicago and that dude is ripped for sure

[pvandpb]

milky is my new way to describe peoples setups. I'm gonna make sure it catches on

[SmokeTheMist]

hahaha 2:30 haha wow so durty !

[dbpaintball45]

thats milky son

[jheude92]

creamy and delicious... definitely not what a paintball tastes like...

[MrChipmunk2]

milking a cow? what does that have to do with this vid?

[protestthehero200]

lmao tod is a g i love this guy

[noobtard4896]

that was a little overkill about the milk thing

[NzCamo88]

wow...

[loganinderrieden23]

Thats Milky!:)

[thomasfuller]

2:30 HAHAHAHHAH I LOST IT

[poopz]

is smart parts luxe?

[satanthing]

@poopz dlx luxe

[SamiDullard10]

its a Delux Luxe. around $1600

[PBballer23list]

Wrong DLX Luxe

[nirvana1963]

wow this guy is a real pro

[paintballWDP]

haha i met him. hes so funny

[airsoftsniper939]

lmfao what a nutjob

[alexg2195]

lolz

[3MiAMiMoNsTeRz]

WAY SMALLER THAN i4s XD LMAO

[fatasskitty72]

wow....this dude is awesome lmao

[kmedialab]

WOW THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!

[NickThePumpPlaya]

im milkin

[paintballftw101]

i played with nicky cuba at my local field in long island high velocity indoors

[juanator164]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOW THIS DUDE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he hates Nicky Cuba 4 sum reason

[kaymanclark]

hahahhaa oh man... this guy.... lol

[BennyJay518]

milky? cocoa puffs? delitious? utters? WTF?

[NicoSxm22]

right in there coco pops, you want it to be like that so it's silky, you know it's smooth and white and creamy and delicious and you can make cupcake with it, ok so you wanna have like a delicious treat

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, I love this guy.

[ICEWARRIOR1227]

lol

[lMlAlTlTlHlElWl]

LMAO

[kawirider23]

hahaha. MILKY.

[MrPaintxXxball]

MILKY!

[wmcdougald]

Now I know.

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

[dillonmither]

why doesnt he use a rotor their the best

[squirlboy2]

Jesus people i know there not ski goggles, i was exaggerating. Im just saying, shouldn't he be wearing a full face mask?

[bigkalabaw]

He isn't playing or getting shot at. And how the hell would we be able to understand him with a full face mask? It would be 3:40 of Todd mumbling.

Derp derp.

[squirlboy2]

safety

[Sesha23]

what arm pads is he wearing ?

[NeonBond]

eclipse armpads

[Sesha23]

but his have orange or yellow stripes and the o8's and 09's don't .

how come there's an under armour logo on them ?

and what gloves is he wearing ?

[squirlboy2]

why is he wearing ski goggles??

[TJBLACK81]

wow he's wearing a mask mask that doesnt have the bottom

[squirlboy2]

okay, same point though. Full face protection at all times

[pimpinscrap]

there not ski goggles there flex tops

[scooster]

hes not, its a JT pro flex without bottoms.

[AceKilla2u]

dlx luxe

[burgerslayer]

"make cup cakes with it"

[AfterShoXpaintball]

COCOA PUFF LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!PFFTPFFTPFFT!!!Milkin the cow!THATS MILKY SON!

[LiLCx08]

milk in your coco puffs

[shadowcon77]

HAHA the milk part haha

[ronpoohm]

Hey Nicky Cuba, thats milky son!

[demonpbteam]

this guys is so fucking hilarioous

[0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO]

HAHAAH

[riceboy927]

right into your coco puffs

[154091]

i like the mask:P

[chemokid89]

iv played with him before and hes funny as hell!!!

[Jamesbrev]

sh!t

[Spartan2552]

Lol, fuckin great.

[Ghettonerd101]

Todd Martinez>erryone

[Geoffis100]

lol

thi guy is the best

your just milking it!

[crashman2do]

where is the macro line?????

or is it like my mini

[GNRHexen]

This is a Luxe. Air goes through the grip... Thus no macro line.

[crashman2do]

k then wheres the electronics cuz it dosnt look like its in the front grip like the mini has it

[paintballer223]

its still in the grip frame. the luxe's air ways are milled into the actual frame.

[GNRHexen]

Google is your friend.

[emilpt]

is it supposed to be funny?

[dangobar]

hahah, milkey ^^

[katmja]

2.10 fun starts! Ha ha ha ha

[lmg5908]

Todd Martinez is the living stuff. He is one of my favorite paintball players. And not only is he a beast when he's playing paintball, but he's hillarious.

[qwerty1o1z]

Milky son

[jaszer13]

fucking legend comedian

[alexv001]

i could listen to him talk all day.

[touchdown5478]

@alexv001 thats the gayest thing i've ever heard

[SamBowenUke]

make cupcakes with it! ahah this guys a legend!

the amount of times he refers to cows is rediculous

[kastmaster101]

is that a 68/45 tank???

[PaintballXIsXLife]

yes. looks like a pure energy. they have longer 68cu tanks. unlick crossfire that has a fatter but shorter tanks.

[kastmaster101]

thanks man :)

[Midjet666]

I like the "Big funky loader" movement he makes. Almost like hes referring to a certain hopper.

[schlomeo]

hahah i thought the same thing. my friend has "one of those" and he gets laughed at so fucking much.

[Midjet666]

I hear they're pretty solid though, no jams and whatnot.

[yugyhs]

LoL'ed at the gun setups.

[broncos06293]

right in to ur coco puffs

[fifthplanecomin]

Next time I see Cuba I'm certainly going to call his setup "Milky"

[p8ntbawlr210]

dynasty has a new major sponsor......

ill make you guys guess for yourselves.

[iplaytehbass]

kee action sports! they dropped jt wo000

[p8ntbawlr210]

and they picked a new major sponsor.... can you name it?

[blahblahmonkey]

empire

[p8ntbawlr210]

correct you win.... a new car. lol

[iplaytehbass]

i said kee action sports. they own empire.

[schlomeo]

yes, but empire is run independently from them, they are only supervised and owned by them. Empire sponsors the company, KAS has nothing to do with it besides giving him the big thumbs up and making sure they don't give the team too much.

[ABOMBER760]

hey nicky, thats milky son

LOL Milky

[brettstenberg]

HAHAH todds hilarous

[MACHMOVIE]

i have LUXE!! is the best!!!!! myy lovely lady luxe

[p8ntbawlr210]

yeah its good but the ego is just as good and u save like 400-500 dollars.

and its made by smart parts and like smart parts they just used the shocker internals.

[MACHMOVIE]

Ego??? wow thats cool, yes exact its made by smart parts

[p8ntbawlr210]

and i didnt really know that the luxe was made by smart parts

[Bt2BreakSkn]

and you can make cupcakes with it lmao wooow

[Paintballer716]

i thought it was only greenspan who shoots a luxe.

[elcoger2]

its the whole team, they got luxe sponsorship.! yay

[Paintballer716]

when i was at the Chi-Town open in 08, only greenspan had one. those things are such a sick nasty piece of work...

[p8ntbawlr210]

only the ones who the sponsor said can have. or the owner said can have it doesnt mean that ryan greenspan is the best player of dynasty alex fraige has one, and by this video todd martinez has one, so other players on dynasty has one.

[kazmasterk]

big crazy drop forward!!!

[chrisgasperini]

yo we screwed your gun into your gun so you can gun while you gun

[XSVfanPERSON]

lol, xzibit crazy

[BlazedPaintballer]

milky is now the new cool

[endospores]

lol milky and creamy and delicious.

[PaintballHazard]

Lmao Todd is great

[rjsdamahal]

millkky millkyy coco puffs ... my luxe ..my lovely lady luxe .. is it me or does he have a man crush on nicky cuba

[thec0nky]

mm milky coco puffs...

[iiquikjaeii]

todd's the man

[Afgalar0815]

lol the last minute he talks only junk milky milky coco puffs ^^

[pballa94]

haha milky

[dyedm6]

lmao at todd

[mikson23]

LOL

[MurKdAMAsK3]

hahaha gross but pro