I love Carlin but he was quite off the mark here. Competition is essentially backwards. We are only where we are due to egalitarianism, co-operation where everybody is a winner. Bizarrely, we've trapped ourselves in a modern self-destructive 'survival of the fittest' with an ingrained notion that we must 'succeed' as the expense of others. If we are to have any hope of existing in the future a re-conditioning to act in positive co-operative spirit. This is funny and clever nonetheless.
@FractalZero What a bunch of bullshit. So the car you drive is so cheap because people cared about fucks like you and me? No, they were greedy and wanted your money, so they had to come up with a product you can afford.
Ignoring your presumption that i own or care to drive a car, its making is with a compromise in production method and material to lower the cost of producing the car and thus increasing profit margin - so yes, they are greedy and want your money. Also if you'd care to read my comment properly you'd see that i said we used to co-operate, but no longer, which will be our downfall.
@FractalZero I agree with your sentiment as it would be very progressive if we could suddenly become that way. I often dream of a world that prioritizes for the sake of improving quality of life for the community as a whole, not simply their own ilk. The only problem I find with this dream is a simple question: How do we remove the inherent selfishness of human nature without removing personal liberty and freedom? This gets back to Huxley's "Brave New Wold". I enjoyed your comment :)
Yes. Gradual changes in educational goals and cultural moral values are a start, but there is too much damage to the mind of man to undo. The time by which the requisite generations will live to know this will be too late. We will lament our own inaction in a matter of decades.
"Everybody gets a trophy Day" is part of what part down society. Kids need to understand that losing is a part of life. That being said, these leagues and schools need to get rid of the mercy rule crap. If a kid can't take losing to a team 100-0, well, too bad.
Vote for a candidate that stands for liberty, freedom, and fighting against increasing state tyranny! A candidate that has been consistent in their beliefs for dozens of years. A candidate standing for small government and an end to America's bloated and unsustainable empire.
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@rrrrko This is the difference between most comedians, and George Carlin: He's not telling jokes. Everything he says in his acts are very real and very true. It just so happens that the truth is humorous(and he makes it hilarious). Carlin, in a nutshell, is an entertaining philosopher.
shit, I was never on the honor roll...does that mean I am mentally retarded? Or does that mean I didn't give a fuck about all the bullshit you had to learn in school?
Fuck children, cats and dogs are better. They love you unconditionally and don't only love you when you give them toys. They don't throw tantrums and are just generally more civilised.
It's about perception.Everybody wants everyone to know how much they care about children. Look at me. See how I protect! See what a good person I am? Shad up!
i dont think todays children even know what the sky is, let alone a stick and dirt, but they do what video games and xbox are, the video game industry should be charged with child abuse. todays children (2011) are being raised WRONG
The truth hurts doesn't it? Too much child worship. OMG the children might see your marijuana plants through your fence. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? THE CHILDREN THE CHILDREN! AHHHHHHHHHHH MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
@tanyaradic people will buy it so their kids don't have to go outside and get hurt playing with a germ-infested, bug-infested, lead-infested xD, stick...
i didn't know what a stick is when i was a kid in the not-too-distant past. i knew what twigs were, though, but they were too fragile to dig a hole, though i wished i could!
I had a great stick, when I was little. It fell off a fig tree during a storm, and I found it and peeled the bark off; it was a pretty white color underneath and it stayed that way, and it was nearly as tall as me and real thick so it didn't break. Every time I went outside, I had my pretty white stick. Those were great times.
I just produced & released a comic book illustrating the life story of George Carlin, in my opinion the greatest comedian, philosopher and truther of all time! To locate me if you want one, message me or Google "DigitalCAPS COMICS George Carlin" and just find the store on my website. George meant so much to me that he was the first issue... and it was an honor to produce his life story in this way!
yeah i agree except for the cartoons.. childrens cartoons today are the most stupidest thing ever lk dora.. wtf is that??? what ever happened to looney tunes and sesame street
When I was 6 I went to the back yard and coaxed the alligator in the pond to kill my neighbor's cat. Little did I know the alligator went for me instead so I ran into my neighbor's house whose door was unlocked and trapped him in the bathroom, fled the house and sat back down to watch Rocko's modern life. Those were the days.
When my kid was about 5 or 6 he was out in the yard with the neighbor kids digging a hole. It was a big project. I went out there and asked them why the hole? My son responded, "we're making snake nightclub."
I don't know if it's just me, but from I've been noticing.......some kids summer vacations are shortened and start school in mid August! When I was in grade school my summer break lasted until the second week of Sept. I don't know if that's just a new trend to subtract a kid's childhood little by little.
part of human is being human. and if you're dead you can support being dead. dead conformist member of the consumer culture. rock on gc. fuck off abc, nbc, and cbc, cbs, mtv, tbs, cw, cw2, and every other innocent name given to every network designed to fuck our minds into conformity. fuck you. and if you don't get it, fuck you too, we need more brain cells to fix the problems we have.
@Xzqst I'm from there, and you're right. Singaporeans are RENOWNED for endlessly complaining whenever they travel to other countries. Far too privileged and spoiled and isolated from the real world. Here's a country where you can allow your 9-year old to take a bus alone, and people complain about iPhone bills. The stupid people I see all the time, their stupid whining and bitching about how society dosen't give them enough makes me want to stab forty people at random. This is why I got an MP3.
i remember my days in school...standing around...slowly learning that wherever you go authority will always fuck you up the ass whatever you try...being forced to conform to a system that makes little to no sense but just learning to accept it...realizing the crushing reality that the adult world is a cold and miserable place only further reinforced when one of my teachers commited suicide...good times, good times.
the entrance exams are stupid. i took them. i failed them because i arranged the blocks into a freestanding pyramid instead of a triangle flat on the ground.
We used to play a game where we hit a tennis ball off the corner of a bench. And if you caught it every one punched the shit out of you until you ran up and touched the wall. It was fun lol. And I went to private school in San Francisco. Kids today are pussified.
I sure thank my parents for letting me run around and get cut and hurt and stuff. And play with sticks. Because all of that taught me that the world can hurt you, and you best be prepared for it. Because of my parents, I knew the meaning of the phrase, "It's just a scratch," and even though I cried then, it weathered me and made me into a man who can hold a job.
I will be sure to thank my parents for always letting me play baseball and hockey and skate and drink chocolate milk before I did my elementary school homework. All of my friends with "those" parents, the ones Carlin would stomp on, are permanently fucked up, socially and/or physically, because of "child worship."
All part of the ruling elite's plan to dumb down the rest of the population from an earliest age as possible to indoctrinate them into being subservient good little slaves for when they get older. Children are at their most creative when playing and use their imagination but are pressured now into passing this exam or that exam from an early age. Plenty of time for that when they are older LET CHILDREN BE CHILDREN FOR GOD' SAKE and let the world return to some sort of normality for Christ's sake
I was the bookworm that actually read the dictionary, but it's cool; not even important really.
Most of the time I was exactly the kid who he's talking about, until I was at my aunt's house. Every time I arrived there after school, she kicked me outta the house and took my precious books. What else could I do? Play in traffic?
When I have a child, I want my child to get scrapped knees, drink from the hose, eat a bug or two, eat nothing but chicken nuggets and grilled cheese sandwiches and watch countless hours of cartoons. Because while the other kids are at home with parents who make them read at the age of 10 months and do calculus and play piano by age of 2, my kid is gonna be sitting in the yard playing with a fucking stick. Because at the age of 20 all I do is sleep, work and go to school. Kids need a childhood!
@shneff1791 i have a kid. he is like that. scraped knees, bloody nose, bugs, and cartoons... and im ok with it, if he turns out to be like me or my dad, than.... Fucking good!
i really wanted george to be my teacher in life when he was alive. I think the same way as Mr. Carlin does, only difference is that i dont speak it i just think it but i know exactly what he means. i wish he was still ALIVE
Dear @rataMacue22: it's great being a parent, don't ever doubt that. It's just that many young parents these days see it as a science project or a doctorate. Or, you can just raise you kid like the little Namibian baby in "Babies"- must see before having a child! Good luck!
Also, I was disappointed to see that the games tag and red rover were banned from my elementary school a couple years ago. It made me deeply saddened. Supposedly it encouraged 'predatory behavior' or something. Bullshit! Bullshit, I say!
So grateful somebody finally said something about these "designer" parents who take the kids to "Starbucks" in the morning before the park! Thanks George! RIP!
Carlin is right, child worship is really abusive, the media exploits kids just to make profits because they know kids equal big profits. Soon as you run out of money to spend on your kids, they'll leave you in the dust.
the poor fuck the poor fuck he caqn barley locate his dick lmao
ps3gamer1234cubs 4 days ago
I love Carlin but he was quite off the mark here. Competition is essentially backwards. We are only where we are due to egalitarianism, co-operation where everybody is a winner. Bizarrely, we've trapped ourselves in a modern self-destructive 'survival of the fittest' with an ingrained notion that we must 'succeed' as the expense of others. If we are to have any hope of existing in the future a re-conditioning to act in positive co-operative spirit. This is funny and clever nonetheless.
FractalZero 1 week ago
@FractalZero What a bunch of bullshit. So the car you drive is so cheap because people cared about fucks like you and me? No, they were greedy and wanted your money, so they had to come up with a product you can afford.
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@rustyrusky
Ignoring your presumption that i own or care to drive a car, its making is with a compromise in production method and material to lower the cost of producing the car and thus increasing profit margin - so yes, they are greedy and want your money. Also if you'd care to read my comment properly you'd see that i said we used to co-operate, but no longer, which will be our downfall.
FractalZero 1 week ago
@FractalZero I agree with your sentiment as it would be very progressive if we could suddenly become that way. I often dream of a world that prioritizes for the sake of improving quality of life for the community as a whole, not simply their own ilk. The only problem I find with this dream is a simple question: How do we remove the inherent selfishness of human nature without removing personal liberty and freedom? This gets back to Huxley's "Brave New Wold". I enjoyed your comment :)
DJChrisBradley 4 days ago
@DJChrisBradley
Yes. Gradual changes in educational goals and cultural moral values are a start, but there is too much damage to the mind of man to undo. The time by which the requisite generations will live to know this will be too late. We will lament our own inaction in a matter of decades.
FractalZero 4 days ago
@FractalZero Very much agreed
TheFlowHD 4 days ago
"Everybody gets a trophy Day" is part of what part down society. Kids need to understand that losing is a part of life. That being said, these leagues and schools need to get rid of the mercy rule crap. If a kid can't take losing to a team 100-0, well, too bad.
quietriotfan1976 2 weeks ago
the only thing i ever really learned from school other then some stuff i actually WANTED to learn, was how to prepare for real life
IMN666 2 weeks ago
"The poor little fuck, he can barely locate his dick!" I don't know why but it makes me laugh every time!
MrBiscUTTs28 2 weeks ago
@MrBiscUTTs28 i cant stop laughing to that sentence
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At my old school we couldn't stand in a group of more than 10. Worlds going to hell.
BoBucky 1 month ago
George is 100% correct!! Child worship has gone too far in our media.
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RapsAlive 1 month ago
I know he's telling a joke but there must be some truth in what he's saying.. Is america like he says it is?
rrrrko 1 month ago
@rrrrko He is not telling jokes, he is telling the truth in a humorous kind of way
julittok 1 month ago 5
@julittok okay
rrrrko 1 month ago
@rrrrko This is the difference between most comedians, and George Carlin: He's not telling jokes. Everything he says in his acts are very real and very true. It just so happens that the truth is humorous(and he makes it hilarious). Carlin, in a nutshell, is an entertaining philosopher.
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julio13wrathchild 1 month ago
goodbye fucking standing around!
chefalefadingdong 1 month ago
Carlin would be surprised at korea
jandkas 1 month ago in playlist YouTube Mix for George Carlin
37 people were clearly not on the honor roll as a child
player93ify 1 month ago
The poor little FUCK
godlike51 1 month ago 2
Omg George carlin is right!!!
cljoe35 2 months ago
I anit ever havin kids, fuck em!!
irishhellsangel 2 months ago 3
So true, even in 2011
PSB2266 2 months ago
I called a kid a weenie at football game, and the nigga's parents said " Amen!!"
I shook his hand...
cheechanchux 2 months ago
@cheechanchux haha, right on
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Blow it out your ass
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jujubeans157 2 months ago
shit, I was never on the honor roll...does that mean I am mentally retarded? Or does that mean I didn't give a fuck about all the bullshit you had to learn in school?
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Mysteriousone11 2 months ago
Fuck children, cats and dogs are better. They love you unconditionally and don't only love you when you give them toys. They don't throw tantrums and are just generally more civilised.
itskirstybetchx 2 months ago 5
@itskirstybetchx But the only live roughly 12 years
BlueTeamPlayer 1 month ago
Damn, this guy educated me in an hour more than 13 years of school. This guy is epic.
SavisMaxitic1994 2 months ago 67
@SavisMaxitic1994 Or you had mindnumbingly shitty teachers.
AsifIcarebear3 4 weeks ago
240p we meet again.
PerryThePlatypus3 2 months ago
It's about perception.Everybody wants everyone to know how much they care about children. Look at me. See how I protect! See what a good person I am? Shad up!
newcoyote 3 months ago
Growing up with the NES and the SNES were worlds apart from the video games kids have today.
MidiMuse 3 months ago
@MidiMuse shit i remember having the atarii 2600 now that was a game system haha
KarrGFX 3 months ago
@KarrGFX Does anybody even remember the game cube?
TheWillMcB 2 months ago
@TheWillMcB I do :D and the gameboy color <3
itskirstybetchx 2 months ago
i dont think todays children even know what the sky is, let alone a stick and dirt, but they do what video games and xbox are, the video game industry should be charged with child abuse. todays children (2011) are being raised WRONG
Thinkfree70 3 months ago
yeah man, i remember sittin in the yard with a fuckin stick. those were good times...
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
George Carlin talk about the truth!!
richf2000 3 months ago
The truth hurts doesn't it? Too much child worship. OMG the children might see your marijuana plants through your fence. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? THE CHILDREN THE CHILDREN! AHHHHHHHHHHH MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
pokerlad32 3 months ago 2
@pokerlad32 FUCK THE CHILDREN!
Konicava 3 months ago
where's the "240p" guy?
equalcharliebrown 3 months ago
George Carlin is an absolute genius. R.I.P.
bananaswag45 3 months ago
"THE POOR LITTLE FUCK" xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ificationer 3 months ago
One Word. Asians.
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qwerty94376 3 months ago
Don't tell Walmart ...they'll be selling sticks.
tanyaradic 4 months ago 3
@tanyaradic people will buy it so their kids don't have to go outside and get hurt playing with a germ-infested, bug-infested, lead-infested xD, stick...
blomejoeyyy 3 months ago
George Carlin and Richard Pyror the kings of Comedy
deception1441 4 months ago
33 dislikes. Who the FUCK dislikes Carlin?
Diaper sniffers perhaps?
LilithFilth 4 months ago 6
I luv my stick...and putting it in holes haha
loscla05 4 months ago
I remember as a kid in the 1980's, when I fell and got a scratch, my dad would say "It's only a scratch, Vietnam was worse."
jujugigi1 4 months ago 122
@jujugigi1 My parents didn't even notice I fell and got hurt... They thought I was just power sliding... when I were like 3 years old :/
TheRedAzuki 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for George Carlin
i didn't know what a stick is when i was a kid in the not-too-distant past. i knew what twigs were, though, but they were too fragile to dig a hole, though i wished i could!
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jesus dint deserve to be resurrected, carlin does
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nextblain 4 months ago 107
@nextblain thats not a good thing to say at all
BardocksSynphony 2 months ago
@nextblain He'd fckn kill you if you resurrected him!
12dathing 1 month ago
@12dathing i m ready to fukin die if he come alive!
nextblain 1 month ago
soo true.
man had serious amounts of insight. legend.
my kids are going to play tag hit each other in the face with dodgeballs and do everything that i did back when i was a crazy kid. no bullshit.
ZanderTHV 4 months ago
"DON'T BE A CUNT, BOBBY. PASS THE BALL, THERE ARE 10 OTHER PEOPLE ON THE FIELD"
Truth hurts - but at least you'll win your next soccer game.
Rind0Man 4 months ago
i had a good child hood, i had scrapped knees riding my bike- i made mudpies (lawl) watched endless cartoons! thank god i was an 80s baby :D
SakuraAvalonBleac25 4 months ago 2
@SakuraAvalonBleac25 me 2 man born in 74 loved growing up in 80s
LTDANMAN44 4 months ago
so true
DRisLegend200919 4 months ago
YOU LOST BOBBY !
tundeeeee 4 months ago
33 Haters lost their childhoods.
FriedToast 4 months ago 3
I had a great stick, when I was little. It fell off a fig tree during a storm, and I found it and peeled the bark off; it was a pretty white color underneath and it stayed that way, and it was nearly as tall as me and real thick so it didn't break. Every time I went outside, I had my pretty white stick. Those were great times.
IdleBigots 4 months ago
my brother and i poked dog shit and dug holes with sticks, good time, good times.
jackthestunner 4 months ago
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DigitalCAPS 4 months ago
People spamming about f***ing presidential candidates stfu and gtfo. Thank you for understanding.
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HDEnergyStar 5 months ago
@shneff1791
yeah i agree except for the cartoons.. childrens cartoons today are the most stupidest thing ever lk dora.. wtf is that??? what ever happened to looney tunes and sesame street
rollipolioli 5 months ago 2
When I was 6 I went to the back yard and coaxed the alligator in the pond to kill my neighbor's cat. Little did I know the alligator went for me instead so I ran into my neighbor's house whose door was unlocked and trapped him in the bathroom, fled the house and sat back down to watch Rocko's modern life. Those were the days.
Markalas 5 months ago
When my kid was about 5 or 6 he was out in the yard with the neighbor kids digging a hole. It was a big project. I went out there and asked them why the hole? My son responded, "we're making snake nightclub."
zeitgeist1958 5 months ago 3
amen George. Your wisdom is timeless
bradq 5 months ago 2
when i have my kid, im gonna play video games with him and kick his ass brutally
sparton1337 5 months ago
I don't know if it's just me, but from I've been noticing.......some kids summer vacations are shortened and start school in mid August! When I was in grade school my summer break lasted until the second week of Sept. I don't know if that's just a new trend to subtract a kid's childhood little by little.
honeykisses1987 5 months ago
I don't think I had a stick, but I did dig a hole.
TitanNerd68 5 months ago
dr.benjamin spock was the douchebag that started all of this garbage
ultrakool 5 months ago
34 people can not locate their dicks still to this day.
NetF0rc3 5 months ago
part of human is being human. and if you're dead you can support being dead. dead conformist member of the consumer culture. rock on gc. fuck off abc, nbc, and cbc, cbs, mtv, tbs, cw, cw2, and every other innocent name given to every network designed to fuck our minds into conformity. fuck you. and if you don't get it, fuck you too, we need more brain cells to fix the problems we have.
slowXburn 5 months ago
Im 20 and i grew up with a stick LOL. Probably cause my parents were immigrants.
For a good month at one point i just dug a giant hole in the backyard with a stick.
mochopz 5 months ago
@tareqjj he's not in the sky! he'd tell you himself!
Aiakides 5 months ago
you like it , you eat it
how do you know that you do not like it ? it came to me in a dream
RIP My friend and note that we always smile up at you in the sky
tareqjj 5 months ago
why cant people deal with what they effing have?
ninjiss 5 months ago
34 people have sticks up their asses.
srelliott83 5 months ago 2
34 people thought the dislike button was the like button :)
SakuraAvalonBleac25 5 months ago 2
happening in Singapore. every single thing George Carlin said about today's children is true.
Xzqst 5 months ago 3
@Xzqst I'm from there, and you're right. Singaporeans are RENOWNED for endlessly complaining whenever they travel to other countries. Far too privileged and spoiled and isolated from the real world. Here's a country where you can allow your 9-year old to take a bus alone, and people complain about iPhone bills. The stupid people I see all the time, their stupid whining and bitching about how society dosen't give them enough makes me want to stab forty people at random. This is why I got an MP3.
CMY187 5 months ago
2:34 HAHAHAHAHA
OpenYourMindQuaid 5 months ago
no i used to play with sticks in 4th grade and i'm 13. i would hit sticks with other sticks, try breaking them in half. felt like a ninja
Rynoceros007 6 months ago
@Rynoceros007 I'm 17, I used to do the same thing.
I remember when I was your age and they tried to banned the act of fucking RUNNING when you play basketball.
Doesn't that...defeat the purpose in any fucking way to these people?
AandR1408 5 months ago
I know where the sticks went! 34 people have them shoved up their assholes.
MovieMagicMaster 6 months ago 47
i remember my days in school...standing around...slowly learning that wherever you go authority will always fuck you up the ass whatever you try...being forced to conform to a system that makes little to no sense but just learning to accept it...realizing the crushing reality that the adult world is a cold and miserable place only further reinforced when one of my teachers commited suicide...good times, good times.
niccilomachiaveli 6 months ago 7
34 people can barely locate their dick
n0rthxcali916 6 months ago 5
there's 34 idiots who think their kids aren't losers :D
apolon113 6 months ago
I wonder what he would think about toddlers and tiaras.
Champie101 6 months ago 10
a stick and a hole, its more fun than you might think
elchapetas 6 months ago 68
@elchapetas Giggity.
rayofawsome 6 months ago
the entrance exams are stupid. i took them. i failed them because i arranged the blocks into a freestanding pyramid instead of a triangle flat on the ground.
cellardream 6 months ago 8
@cellardream
Thats because you were thinking outside the box. Don't let them bring you down.
brightlights456X 6 months ago
@cellardream i made my blocks into a square.
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2:34 the poor little fuck
karmicpunch 6 months ago
33 people don't know what a stick is and have never played dodgeball.
ariestiger 6 months ago 3
soo good
suened 6 months ago
33 people do to they're children what he described
moopshock 6 months ago
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george carlin is a jew
millingtonjp 6 months ago
@millingtonjp really?
Soap360 6 months ago
@millingtonjp Irish.
cetnikz 6 months ago 5
@millingtonjp and?
ERATvPS3 3 months ago
Yes. FUCK YES! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT! GIVE US OUR FUCKING CHILDHOOD BACK!
Sethris134 6 months ago 9
r there any little kids who want ta lick my lollypop-sincerly ur, dodgy grey van owner,2207 outside ur schools
saxon4242 6 months ago
This is sad because I've grown up during this pussy ass era...
LocoGroove 6 months ago 2
We used to play a game where we hit a tennis ball off the corner of a bench. And if you caught it every one punched the shit out of you until you ran up and touched the wall. It was fun lol. And I went to private school in San Francisco. Kids today are pussified.
415jdookie 6 months ago
I give kids like this a good smack upside the head. Just because their parents are assholes.
Darkrunner1975 6 months ago
@Darkrunner1975 You're joking right?
LocoGroove 6 months ago
@Darkrunner1975 Kids today are tortured by all this enough, why punish them further for something that isn't even their fucking fault?
CArownny 6 months ago
Rest In Peace Georgie!
DennisBillington 6 months ago
My only disappointment in this life is not getting to attend his live show. I wish I had discovered this genius a little earlier!
I truly respect and love this man. George Carlin, thank you for being so real and saying it like it is.
shangrila628 6 months ago
I sure thank my parents for letting me run around and get cut and hurt and stuff. And play with sticks. Because all of that taught me that the world can hurt you, and you best be prepared for it. Because of my parents, I knew the meaning of the phrase, "It's just a scratch," and even though I cried then, it weathered me and made me into a man who can hold a job.
millenniumf1138 7 months ago
last winner wtf
mmoses 7 months ago
I will be sure to thank my parents for always letting me play baseball and hockey and skate and drink chocolate milk before I did my elementary school homework. All of my friends with "those" parents, the ones Carlin would stomp on, are permanently fucked up, socially and/or physically, because of "child worship."
theatlantisrise 7 months ago
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lol "THE POOR LITTLE FUCK!"
edwinm1 7 months ago
All part of the ruling elite's plan to dumb down the rest of the population from an earliest age as possible to indoctrinate them into being subservient good little slaves for when they get older. Children are at their most creative when playing and use their imagination but are pressured now into passing this exam or that exam from an early age. Plenty of time for that when they are older LET CHILDREN BE CHILDREN FOR GOD' SAKE and let the world return to some sort of normality for Christ's sake
TheGreatRichter 7 months ago
If only he was alive today ...
deansusky 7 months ago 13
@deansusky My sister says that God needed him more than us.
LLOYD19851012 7 months ago
@LLOYD19851012 you do know george was atheist and in fact worshipped the sun
burkea29 6 months ago
@burkea29 I know, I was just saying what my sister said.
LLOYD19851012 6 months ago
@LLOYD19851012 Probably so ..since GOD??BECAME SICK OF HUMANS LONG AGO if??
deansusky 6 months ago
Damn I miss my old stick. One day there was a snail, I killed the shit out of it.
SuperBrobot 7 months ago 173
@SuperBrobot lol
Hero7850 6 months ago
@SuperBrobot LOL
icecremer 6 months ago
@SuperBrobot MAN, FUCK SNAILS!
EXTREMEANIMALS 6 months ago 3
@EXTREMEANIMALS
+1
SuperBrobot 6 months ago
@SuperBrobot you were a retarded kid weren't you? just killing shit just cause. it's about as bad as the things carlin is complaining about
redryan20000 5 months ago
@redryan20000
I was the bookworm that actually read the dictionary, but it's cool; not even important really.
Most of the time I was exactly the kid who he's talking about, until I was at my aunt's house. Every time I arrived there after school, she kicked me outta the house and took my precious books. What else could I do? Play in traffic?
SuperBrobot 5 months ago
@SuperBrobot how about, think? there's a brain in there you know
redryan20000 5 months ago
@redryan20000
I couldn't find anything more depressing than daydreaming about learning about the topics in the books- without having a book to read from.
SuperBrobot 5 months ago
@SuperBrobot fuck the snails! we used to hit each other and have FUN!
manvahithe 4 months ago
@manvahithe
fuck yeah
SuperBrobot 4 months ago
I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!!
EvilLamas 7 months ago 3
@EvilLamas Who doesn't *smirk*
Countblackula666 7 months ago
When I have a child, I want my child to get scrapped knees, drink from the hose, eat a bug or two, eat nothing but chicken nuggets and grilled cheese sandwiches and watch countless hours of cartoons. Because while the other kids are at home with parents who make them read at the age of 10 months and do calculus and play piano by age of 2, my kid is gonna be sitting in the yard playing with a fucking stick. Because at the age of 20 all I do is sleep, work and go to school. Kids need a childhood!
shneff1791 7 months ago 70
@shneff1791 amen to that!
Dinglot68 5 months ago
@shneff1791 i have a kid. he is like that. scraped knees, bloody nose, bugs, and cartoons... and im ok with it, if he turns out to be like me or my dad, than.... Fucking good!
bakamovic 5 months ago
@shneff1791 Kids do not need anything, Allow them to do what they want.
TheEnglishAtheist1 5 months ago
@shneff1791 I agree with you mostly, except calculus and piano can actually be a lot of fun, if your parents don't force you to do it..
powpanda 5 months ago
You just described my childhood in 500 characters! I'm 20 as well, and consider the SAME for my children (when I have kids, of course.)
MADDOG6400 5 months ago
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shneff1791 7 months ago
i really wanted george to be my teacher in life when he was alive. I think the same way as Mr. Carlin does, only difference is that i dont speak it i just think it but i know exactly what he means. i wish he was still ALIVE
ShellTacos 7 months ago
"sit in the yard with a fucking stick and dig a dig a fucking hole"lol
kamyou70 7 months ago
Dear @rataMacue22: it's great being a parent, don't ever doubt that. It's just that many young parents these days see it as a science project or a doctorate. Or, you can just raise you kid like the little Namibian baby in "Babies"- must see before having a child! Good luck!
becamarko 7 months ago
31 people are children :)
kissesnguns124 7 months ago 3
@kissesnguns124
loolll it´s true
veramanolourenco 7 months ago
hahahaa the poor little fuck he can barly locate his dick!
homerun5432 7 months ago
I love this man.
akkadianantttt 7 months ago
I lost at all kinds of game as a kid. Builds character.
MrDaAsif 7 months ago
STICKS FUCK YEAH!
Also, I was disappointed to see that the games tag and red rover were banned from my elementary school a couple years ago. It made me deeply saddened. Supposedly it encouraged 'predatory behavior' or something. Bullshit! Bullshit, I say!
KaraMayonakaSora 7 months ago 5
it's all bullshit and it's bad for ya.....Love it!!!
jadedeyez45 7 months ago
Pure brilliance. And important too. GC was the best.
klsta 7 months ago
So grateful somebody finally said something about these "designer" parents who take the kids to "Starbucks" in the morning before the park! Thanks George! RIP!
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BobbyRossRacing93 7 months ago
I'm so glad these videos are up so I can hear Carlin's wisdom even now.
mindstormmaster 7 months ago 4
I recommend a book called "Free-range Kids" by Lenore Skenazy, it's all about this subject and it exposes the truth behind child worship.
cheapcape 7 months ago
@Fade2BlackInDarkness You must mean the 70's, yup good old times!
cheapcape 7 months ago
Carlin is right, child worship is really abusive, the media exploits kids just to make profits because they know kids equal big profits. Soon as you run out of money to spend on your kids, they'll leave you in the dust.
cheapcape 7 months ago 2
Y do people always repeat in the comments what was sed in the video? We all herd it dumb ass we dont need to read it aswell!
babyfaceraul1987 7 months ago