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  • Most the people probably cant*

  • I love how the people making sexist/rude comments about the girl and telling her to shut up really need the advice cause they can't get a girlfriend

  • I stopped listening after rule 1

  • This was super mega ultra awesome!

  • What's wrong with just giving your loved one a $100 worth of roses ....as long as you at least get a $50 bj in return! ;)

  • I would do such gentlemanly things to her, so gentlemanly she'd be like "damn, I just got respected"

  • This WAS AWSOME!!!!!

  • if i had that camera im sure that you would make the life of a poor little brown boy much more enjoyable

  • @myutoobchannel that's what she said

  • should have had lee do this

  • I want that!

  • Its not that hard lol! That's what she said!

  • Funny but could have been longer

  • Anyone know who the girl is by any chance?

  • Jesus Christ. It's been a fucking year since this video aired? My god...

  • Bonerville

  • It has been a year.

  • She is hot but mean

  • Do you have an alibi?

    Cuz you are U-G-L-Y

  • GET THE FUCK BACK INTO THE KITCHEN. And the dress is nice but no dress at all is even better

  • And why should I say nice thing to girl like you ha. Bitch get the fuck out of here

  • Fuck you man you look sexy but you're mean if you a husband I will fart on your face and I will break your ugly glassic who would like a ugly but sexy woman shit like you I hate woman like you so get out of here man you are a bitch so get out of here bitch

  • Suck mah dick!

  • You said black ops, not halo, gears of war, dead space, jurassic park, or cabella's dangerous hunts.

  • Lol well if u like big cocks I'm ur man

  • @MrFamster .....you're like 14. No. You don't.

  • Hothothothothothothothot

  • she so beautiful huh? i like her more than the fucking matter she say

  • LADY U REALLY CRAZY

  • @psm94sm Dear God, Peter

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  • U on crack.

    Of u not come 2 my house...

  • make me a sandwhich

    

  • lol black ops. noooooobs.

  • If she was my gf I'd watch the Bachelor and the Notebook every damn day

  • @jcoffey3 lolz i wouldnt really need that. i can provide the one thing she says at 0:47.

  • Well I sure am glad my GF does not like terrible shows.

  • We need more women philing us in.

  • @97Brookiecookie me too. the most ironic part is im an 11 year old girl that plays black ops! almost prestige!!!!!!!!!!!

  • y did i end up here...... 10 mins ago i was watching the rock return to wwe......

  • Actually.... for you... no, I won't do any of those things.

  • This, and every other video made by a girl giving relationship advice to guys, is complete and utter bullshit. For the simple reason that they emphasize on being ''nice'. And what happens when you're a ''nice guy''? That's right! Absolutely nothing!

  • @grgyfthe wrong you get fucking friendzoned like a boss

  • Find"``It,,`Here"".Now,'.

    WWW.MOVIESSTREAMONLINE.TK

    Just',"Copy,``&,`,Paste"`"

  • @sniper205howard honestly, who doesn't like pizza? Doesn't make them fat.

  • @sniper205howard why, because I like video games? That's kinda stupid and you need to get a life FYI I am not fat at all... And you assume I'm fat because of the fact I like pizza?! Wow dude.

  • isnt this the background music from ratchet and clank 2?

  • I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORE AND LOVE BLACK OPS

  • @97Brookiecookie ps3 or xbox?

  • @herroYerroFerrow I like how to exclude PC.

  • I actually play video games with my boyfriend....except when hes over and glee's on I make him watch it. But he usually isnt over when its on..

  • That was gay.. Sorry to hate but not so good

  • Well, persoally my gf is the oppisite of all those rules so yeah ill just stick to what im doing! :P

  • @MrHeritic1

    you're saying she likes a small cock? :D

  • @RivardMatthew no I'm not a blonde... I meant a fancy dinner at a resturant... Are YOU by any chance blonde?

  • wow brookiecookie your like my sis how old ru?

  • Naughty and nice with a little bit of kinky spice, bam I lve it!

  • Signore DEFRANCO , awesome vid :)

    Been a while that i subscribed and i love ur channel.

    Greetings from Belgium.

  • I dontkno why I favorite this

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  • wow mmmmmmmmmmm lady parts

    

  • sweeet

  • Awesome. 

  • Also tossing money at bitches works, but when youve got that much money, you normally have a big cock anyway I AINT YOUR MONKEY PHIL, Your one of MINE

  • Damm, couldn't the guy speak a bit slower ?!

  • sexy teachers always good :D

  • never apologize it is a sighn of weakness

  • main tip to keep your woman happy DONT DO STUPID THINGS, meaning that if she is mad at you then you did something stupid and should (instead of questioning and argueing) say your sorry and she is right, because 90% of the time the girl is right (unless she did something to you warrenting a breakup)

  • @eight216 Your head is empty, overrun with MALE sexist ideas Good JOB!

  • Coza asy...........

  • I would still bang her

  • Relationships are so interesting. I sense some pent up sexual aggression.

  • Truthfully I like black ops and I'm a girl lol... I'll take pizza and COD over dinner anyday

  • @97Brookiecookie i think that your bf is so fucking lucky

  • @97Brookiecookie Pizza is dinner...rofl

    Are you by any chance a blonde?

  • @97Brookiecookie marry me? :D

  • @97Brookiecookie you on xbox or ps3?

  • @97Brookiecookie marry me lol :p

  • @football66freak damn u!!!dats what i was gonna say!!!

  • @97Brookiecookie then your probly fat as all hell so instead of games and pizza have sex or ride a bike

  • @sniper205howard  Umadbro?

  • @97Brookiecookie will you marry me?

  • @97Brookiecookie And now you have infinite male stalkers.

  • @97Brookiecookie Thats how

  • @97Brookiecookie ya but i be your not 135 our under

  • @97Brookiecookie I LIKE GUYS DOE I INT GAY

  • @97Brookiecookie can i marry you? btw ps3 or xbox?

  • @97Brookiecookie congratz uhave just stated what every guy wants

  • ha, i thought my computer was crashing... heart attack=not cool phil

  • hey i make parodys of songs check out my chanell, JCBparodysINC for some awsome parodys. there aren't many yet but there will be soon

  • i like cheese…………............... not reAlly

  • Gostaria de conhecer esta moça, é muito bonita, tem uma cinturinha fina, e é elegante, não entendo nada o que ela fala, mas gostei dela.

  • She is like my girlfriend

  • revelation of the genius

    will rescue humanity from 2012

    check it out...........

  • dude, why is sicily attached to the main country? O.o

  • awesome...that is all.

  • Here is some random gibberish to win a flippy camera with a USB jibba jabber thingy bobby doo dar device. Thank you come again

  • She can teach me a lesson anyday

  • I say who gives a crap about keeping whoever she is happy. If she is not happy it is her own fault. In all truth it does not really matter in my mind.

  • 1- i always listen , but dont ask me why i never anwser

    2-sure , but i will say RANDOM BAD THINGS about it

    3-every second wihout you is like a kick in the balls lol

  • she scared the . out of me. also press 9 alot :)

  • she scared the shit out of me.

  • ok first of all this philip guy talks like hes fucking retarded and secondly this tecaher is not hot shes annoying and fat and preety fucking ugly to the only ones commetning on that shes hot is the fat desperate kids in this forum

  • Good stuff....

  • youtube search: =EMjmbvD4QZ8

  • dam that chick is hot. But watching this made me remember why I never want to be in a relationship. Crazy bitches. Just suck my dick and leave girl. That's why I love call girls :D

  • @BlueReckoning Thats how i roll to buddy hit it and quit it cause relationships take to much work and im not the dating kind of guy anyway nv have nv will

  • Thanks for making this video. Great work!

  • I wish I had a teacher that hot growing up in school. All the female teachers I had were ugly and/or fat.

  • i like the part when she's hot o.o

  • 蛮漂亮的

  • I am a girl and personally, I hate the bachelor -________-

  • i have the same jacket as the guy :O

  • @MistuhCoolio well you got your reply. lol. :D

  • Black ops is a must! Or Dead space2, actually better yet elder scrolls 5. and we'll watch anything with our Gf's and say sweet nothings, but we demand more sex! Or more spontaneous sex...and my general understandings of women plan B is gonna be more than likely a must!

  • The bachelor is gay. If you talk, I may like you less. Play the damn games while I'm gone. Keep with the random nice things AND JUST STICK TO PLAN B! Kthnks.

  • keep pressing the number 9 really fast...lol xD

  • it seems this days a beeeyotch with no tits at all and used hell of alot makeup can be called hot :P

  • I HATE YOU IM UNSUBSCRIBING!!!!!!!!!

  • that,s  fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y

  • Not Black ops, Batllefield Bad Company 2 baby xx

  • FACKE AND GAY

  • *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* *jumpcut* 
  • I really dislike the bachelor it's too unreal and my bf and I have lots in common

  • Great sex

  • OH PHIL <3

  • soooo random

  • kids talkin about life

  • Have fun in Italy Phil!!

  • Love that music that is always played.

  • filled in by ladies? totally a good thing

  • I love the Bachelor!

  • bitch, take xour clouths off

  • Yeah me too,BooBies~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X­DDDD

  • hey phil, who is she?

    i like her, very funny.

  • What the shit is the Bachelor? A movie?

    I really don't enjoy playing Black Ops (I prefer Dead Space and other things...) and I'd rather do play that then watch some sappy ass movie with a boyfriend...

  • your jacket is cool

  • AMEN!

  • I think my brain just melted...now I remember why I don't watch your videos anymore..

  • These are three quality steps... to "the friend zone". Fuck that.

  • lol

  • still counts

    

  • 1,299 people don't have giant cocks!

  • muie ma muie:)) Futeooobaaaa!!

  • SEXY :P

  • 1. We dont listen cuzz all yall can do is either bitch or just say crazy things.

    2. No, hell no. Why would we wanna watch you drewl over a guy on tv whos a fake?

    3. Maybe if yall wernt always bithes we would

  • watch?v=MgMkhMVOMdo

  • Sexy girl

  • Block ops?

  • * [heart, less than sign, three. Typo]*

  • Omg I just got back from Rome Wednesday!! It was amazing!!! I went to that exact place at the colloseum. Best trip ever! -3

  • If she looks down ask her if she's ok and actually have a conversation with her

  • Buy her things

  • Me:*staring at boobs*

    Sound:*plah*

    Me:what

  • @germr01 SHE DOESEN'T HAVE ANY BOOBS ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND

  • If only I had Hot Teachers.. I would have paid more attention in school :)

  • She sounds like Katy Perry!

  • Oh Phil, you can't win the colosseum. :D

  • She is cute. Keep the videos coming.

  • I hate it.

  • Omg if she get mad, I'm grabbing my IBA and Kevlar!!!!!

  • Keep her happy by buying her flowers :)?

  • I never win nothin!

  • Did she say vibrator? omg I think im in love!

  • This girl is hot as shit, who is she?????