The Howard Stern Show - Artie Lange vs. Andrew Dice Clay 1/5 (7/18/2006)

[cammybammy]

cheap ass Dice didn't want to pay Him. I bet he spent Arties portion of the money

[ScubaShneve]

Artie should just call J.G. Wentworth

[32lakers44]

man its his money so he should get his money simple as that

[Lvduggo69]

@CQ1981331

Hey man don't let ny1love get to u. 1love is a black ugly beast femail that is in love with robin.

I bet she a bulldike that looks like a dark dice with a voice to match. Don't let that carpet munching fat clit licker steal your energy.

[BrisbaneBruce]

I thought Dice came off OK...Artie seems to want to rub it in that he's on the show...or uh...was.

[fntime]

"We walk, we do the fuckin'"

[StephenAndrew777]

what an irritating dead beat

[optimisticcosmic]

Dice Clay vs. Elegant Elliot Please!!!  Please!!! Somebody make it happen :)

[njr336]

Dice is a hack and Artie tore him a new one. This was great to listen to.

[DarkeningSkies1]

Is it 1988?

[dogbluerocky]

Andrew Dice clay needs a dose of cancer.

[MrMcNell]

lolz

artie lange is a god

[Mockingbird5150]

little boy blew...he needed the money. ohhhhhhh!!!

[MrFrankygoestoboston]

he is jewish but is ashamed of it..trying to be white italian

[susej7019]

just like a jew



[susej7019]

you work you get paid same day

[ZOGcorp]

Andrew Clay Silverstein

[chrisis138]

@ZOGcorp and

[Vanrocco66]

Artie needs his money so he can go on a heroin binge! I get what Dice is saying. Artie is a loud mouth! He has never been and never will be funny!

[gothamjediknight]

people who beg for thumbs up have nothing to say

[existenceisrelative]

@gothamjediknight Good for you?

[gothamjediknight]

@existenceisrelative thanks for proving my point, you have nothing to say. btw, you forgot to beg for thumbs up... "Good for you? thumbs up if you agree!!"

[sharkbaitj]

thumbs up if you think VIRGINS have nothing to say!!!!

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[mjphoto58]

Dice is old news. Artie not funny

[KiLLxDoZeR]

dice is a wanna be tough guy id pay money to watch him get SMASHED

[slckr80s]

Da Bourgada

[TheColdpress]

Dice did his thing in the 1980s; the thing to understand is that his act is a reaction to the kind of pussy-sensitivity stuff that was in back then. And that lame attitude comes and goes --it's here now unfortunately. But it's on the wane. Respect the Dice Man. Have a smokey treat and a bourbon.

[BenjaminDoveBenDover]

Artie wins this segment. I like how Dice tries to make it seem like his time and schedule is so much more important than Artie's. What a tool. Dice is a wash up and besides Artie's act owns his anyways.

[lulzwecare]

Boy can you tell Artie wasn't comfortable doing this. 

[corruptedhippie]

god dice was good in his time now hes a fucking tool

[CAinfowarrior]

Hickory Dicokory dock OHHHHH! The DICEMAN

[82rondo]

This is the most hysterical\stupid argument ever

[thenicholashuber]

andrew dice is worst comedian ever!!

[frickadele]

Did Andy get paid before the gig?

If he didn't...did he get pissed off for not getting paid?

And If he had to search for the money after his gig...

did Andy get pissed off for doing so?

So...what makes that any different than Artie?

Pay the man.....you skank.

[PinStripes41]

dice is a clown

[SuperProphet100]

"HOWARD STERN IS A DICKNOSE WANNABE JEW", WHERE IS THAT RACIST SHOW NOW?....DEAD, LMBAO!....DICE RULE! LOL.

[coolsax64]

@SuperProphet100 Are you for real? Where is that looser Dice now? Certainly not on Cirius XM, Ancient history.

[SuperProphet100]

@coolsax64

Are you for real, dice is doing what all real comedians do either chilling or working, but bigg nose fake Jew "Howeird Stern" has a job in the public and no ones listening anymore...smh..Lol, I really don't give a fat rat ass about Dice either, just saying...

[corruptedhippie]

@SuperProphet100 wannabe jew thats like you being a wannabe fag...im sure dice and u are

[SuperProphet100]

@corruptedhippie

What?...You must be a faggot yourself (we all know Howeird Stern is gay).

Dice is a bigg nose wannabe Fonzie because he knows whites aren't Jews.

You need to get off Howeird's dick you faggot.

[Tinkwi]

great one !! thanks for the upload !!

[czerepification]

Wow, 55,000 for a nights work. No wonder Artie couldn't walk away from the standup even though it was killing him. That's a lot of scratch.

[UFCfanboy7898]

man you gotta admit Jessica Hahn has a very sexy voice!

[aoneone81]

So did Artie ever get his 5 gran?

[assclown2k6]

Dice is such a douchy asshole

[zombieman82091]

Artie is not that funny overall. I've seen fat slobs with a clever dirty mouth in hole in the wall stages everywhere, just as good, and BETTER. People pay to see Artie and claim him great because of Howard. People go to see him, because they are excited to see someone who works directly with Howard Stern. Would Artie be able to climb the comedy ladder like Dice did, and become famous all on his own?? Fuck NO! Artie IS, because of Stern. Period.

[jeckalbr69]

@zombieman82091 I agree with you that he is highly regarded because of the Stern connection, but it is delusional to think Artie didn't make it on his own. Even just getting a spot on the Stern show is a huge accomplishment. He also had a career before Stern.

[natemann133]

I hate Andrew Dice Clay. He is a fake tough guy piece of shit.

[CQ1981331]

@natemann133 he thinks he's italian.when he is 100% jewish...ronnie the midget limo driver tryes to act like dice..in the sence of the fake italian thing

[bbv001]

@CQ1981331 is there a stern vid you aren't on? get a fucking job cunt

[CQ1981331]

@bbv001 your on all the same ones...i do have a job,,fucking your pathetic whore of a mother daily.fuck off and go trolling somewhere else leave me alone u fucking douche bag

[CQ1981331]

@bbv001 i see you fighting on all these videos with people you are deff on here more than me bitch boy.get a fucking reason for waking up..get off youtube for 30 minutes a day and read a book loser

[NY1love]

@CQ1981331 Its not Italian you dumb retard. Its a Brooklyn thing. For Dice anyway. I dunno where Ronnie is from but I'm betting its in NYC too.

[CQ1981331]

@NY1love fuck you faggot fake italian pig

[NY1love]

@CQ1981331 Thanks for outting yourself.

[CQ1981331]

@NY1love i fucked ur disgusting whore mother so how did i out myself,ask that cunt....i love pussy

[CQ1981331]

@NY1love also when dice and howard argued b4 howard calls him a fake italian who is really jewish so fuck your mother

[muzapstar]

I guess pride comes before the fall..

[Loyalty1269]

artie made a comment to dice bragging about his little one episode on entourage in this interview. and Dice ends up doin 5 episodes on the show. So Dice is winning now. Artie is talented but he cant get his shit together. Dice is making a comeback and has never done drugs. Say waht you want about dice but Dice did things artie cant even do a fraction of. Not sayin he doesnt have the talent, he just doesnt have the mind set. hes too unstable

[TheIntoxicatingEgo]

Dice is a wannabe Italian Tough guy, in actually he's a fucking tool

[NDB1790]

I get some of these comments, but anyone who thinks Artie's a better comic than Dice has got it WOEFULLY WRONG!!!

[jhatt25]

@NDB1790 your a dumbass!!! artie is fucking hilarious all the time,,, dice is a dumbass whose whole act is based only on shock value by cussing!!!!!

[NDB1790]

@jhatt25 "your a dumbass," exactly.

Perhaps I should've cleared it up by saying that Dice is a "greater comedian;" who you like is your preference.

Still, if you had half a brain you could see past the persona and appreciate how funny he is, I'm not saying Artie is a bad comedian; but did he ever sell out Madison Square Garden? When did he put out a double disc masterpiece of a comedy album?

Never, that's when. Dice is the Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King. Bow down.

[jhatt25]

@NDB1790 dice was only popular because he was one of the pioneers of shock comedy!!!! but he isnt funny at all and has no comedic talent!!! and after people got tired of his same ol shock routine they threw him out like a dead hooker!!!! and thats why he tried to latch on to Arties nutsac

[NDB1790]

@jhatt25 Dice hasn't made the greatest career moves and he's got a gambling problem from what I understand...

That has nothing to do with his comic talent, though. If you'd actually listen to his albums, you might sing a different tune. Sure he's filthy, but that's his medium! Filthy comedy! I'm sure if you got onstage and spouted filth onstage, people would boo you offstage. Dice was so charismatic that, for a time, he was able to sell out arenas ROCK STARS couldn't...

[NDB1790]

@jhatt25 As for his career, yeah, he made shitty decisions. He pushed it too far when he went on MTV and they blacklisted him and he's made other shitty decisions, but he's a cocky motherfucker with a huge ego and tried a bunch of things that more rational people wouldn't have. But, sometimes really brilliant people make shitty decisions, who knew?

[missraw]

I've actually never seen Dice's or Artie's standup act. Based on this conversation, however, I think Artie takes the cake when it comes to wit. Dice comes off as a little corny and he tends to fumble around when he gets stumped.

[jksonny]

Clay is not in Artie's league. He should be paying Artie just to be seen on stage with him.

This sounds like the typical conversation with some deadbeat that tells the cable company that the "check's in the mail." I think Clay thought that Artie has so much money already, he might not miss the $5,000 if he didn't send it right away.

[111Blowfish]

To be fair, Andrew Dice Clay was an insanely big comic in his day. He was the 80's Dane Cook.

[Loyalty1269]

@111Blowfish dude, did u just compare dane cook to the dice man? dane cook is a fuckin copy cat joker. hes not even funny. Dane has nothin on Dice at all. No one compares to dice. NO ONE.

[deonvan]

@111Blowfish Really you and I never even know or heard of him though? Come on be honest.

[hangfire0352]

Who are the idiots that would pay money to see Andrew?

[tsenamaster]

I live in Minnesota, right by Lake Superior, and Dice is doing Indian Casinos for 10 bucks a seat!!! (I ain't going)

[njr336]

@tsenamaster I don't blame you. I would rather play one spin on a $10 machine - it would certainly be more entertaining!

[Danimal77]

@tsenamaster

This was 5.5 years ago when he was having a little bit of a revival.

[CQ1981331]

i have been looking for this forever..thank you so much for uploading this!!!!!!

[Manito165]

Very boring

[OzzyFan87]

"Hickory dickory dock, your time is up on the comedy clock my friend." Jackie Martling to Dice Clay.

[do0iluvgdkie]

thnks for the post bro!

[bottomfeeder73]

Artie needed his coke money asap!!

And Dice is a liar!!

[subtletiger]

Three words: "Half"  "Up" " Front"

[dsfsdfdfhggf]

ultimately i agree with artie, i know that feeling and that paranoia that you're going to get screwed. nevertheless, he knew that dice doesn't want to piss off stern, so i think artie knew he wasn't going to get screwed.

[joemufc2]

dice is superior for me

[abooooff]

Dice Clay has become fuckin sad! Pathetic.

[hernje]

Thank goodness Artie sees right through has-been Clay' BS.

[richie8811]

dice sounds like everyone other con i've ever known

[MordecaiKart64]

dice is a fucking hack, artie ftw

[flaflaflohiii]

THATS the big thing right there!!!!!10 FUCKIN DAYZ LATER AND ARTIE STILL DONT HAVE HIS MONEY!!! I would be mad too,artie gave him some time to pay up now its going on week 2 and still no money!!! I AGREE 100 WITH ARTIE.

[nirvfan81]

Thank you for posting this!

[stevepate]

Artie Lange, great comedian. Dice Clay, great... erm.. uh.. hrm. Nevermind.

[JBLAKIE1]

@stevepate

great.......douchebag? that works

[kalpal67]

fake italian vs real italian

[NY1love]

@kalpal67 You mean Brooklyn vs Jersey. And Brooklyn wins.

[Pogoisgacy]

Dice Clay is a douche bag, can't stand him

[hardassteel]

@hernje well, I don't agree with you about the racism towards jews. However, you are correct about Artie being lied to by Stern. Stern claims that he didn't know Artie was on heroin while he was on his show, Stern is a very intelligent person and knew that in order to keep his show interesting, it is essential to have Artie constantly on drugs living a wild and crazy life. Stern never reached out as a friend to help Artie, he instigated it subtly.

[Lvduggo69]

Dice says all the time

" I'm the greatest comic on earth" !!!

And he realy believes it ! Dice must beat robin on the Narcissistic test ! X 100 !!!!!!

Dice sucks now and always did ! Ooohhhhh!!

[phat1pc]

the good ole days

[frickadele]

Artie gave Dice the info...to get paid.

Dice is a low level asshole.

[frickadele]

4:51

"They were chanting for Artie to come out."

What does that tell you?

[kevinis69]

Andrew who?

[KrackaMan100]

Howard Stern has never reached the pinnacle of success as Dice did. Dice is on the downside as is Stern. But at least Dice doesn't do a 4 hour infommercial for a horseface wife.

[UFCfanboy7898]

@KrackaMan100 HAHAHA!!! XD

[Machiave11i]

@KrackaMan100 What on earth are you talking about? Dice shines Howard's shoes and wishes he could get the lucrative deals that Stern pulls out. That said Lange and Dice are both pieces of shit.

[MrHideyoursheep]

Artie is a Low Life Scumbag,Fat,Useless,Junckie, who would

kill and eat his mother for his next fix. Dice, piss'es on your bloated Obese dead body Lange.

[jamariquoi2]

Classic Howard behavior- Sh*t Starter.... Artie says he didn't get that message... Howard's reply- "So you're calling Dice a liar right artie?" Howard needs to be called out on it!

[4thandinches]

Dice is a deadbeat and full of shit As soon as the show is over, IMMEDIATELY pay the man. Period!

[EatinApplesauce]

This is Artie's business. Howard should stay out/.

[TheSwineofGod]

Like Ronnie the Limo Driver...Dice is a Jew-Gene!

[jamariquoi2]

Typical Italian B.S. talking from Dice... "Why you worried about money hunh?" "We team up to do big dings here!" LOL... Always turning it around to make it look like the person being victimized is at fault. I bet if artie hadn't brought it up, he wouldn't have never gotten paid... 5 grand, 2 grand, doesn't matter, artie worked for it, he should have it in a timely manner... anyone who would agree otherwise is an idiot!

[SuperJanklo]

@jamariquoi2 dice isnt italian

[sschhuu]

thx roaddog

[ashleyscarsgard]

blah, blah, and blah ! ☺

[JONARICH]

DIce is a douch bag!

[TheSwineofGod]

Dice, is so transparent with his motives. He did the same thing with, Jackie when he was in, Artie's position. Sad to say, and I love him till this day but Dice, is no longer relevant. just be honest and true to yourself, Dice. You were using Artie and the show...sheesh!

[rlpoloplaya67]

@TheSwineofGod Just out of curiosity, why do you have commas in places where there absolutely shouldn't be any commas? I'm not trying rag on you or anything, it was just difficult to read the sentence. That being said, I agree with everything you wrote! Dice is too cocky for his own good.

[TheSwineofGod]

@rlpoloplaya67 I had too many commas in my diet. Much better now. :)

[SCUBONZIES]

WHY DOES ARTIE HAVE TO KISS HIS ASS SCREW HIM

[trnjulcica]

delish

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

These two should have talked before the show about these issues

That's how business gets done

They've never worked a show together before

Act like it

[jeremyshambles]

thanks so much for these videos, really been looking forward to hearing this, cheers

[sleezemoney]

It's weird hearing this 'argument'. Both of these buffoons are speaking with a fake accent.

[FreedumbFighter28]

sorry sorry sorry....not months. It ended up being a month

[FreedumbFighter28]

You are the man.....:-) Artie is strung out and needs that cash for smack...hahahaha

Rough livin being a junkie scumbag, but I am on Arties side. Dice HAD that money after the show...no reason to wait MONTHS for it. Arties is not a welcher, and he doesnt do benefit concerts

[myspaceisforfags82]

@FreedumbFighter28 Artie didn't have the balls to ask for the money right after the show but he has got the balls to bitch about not getting his money on air with Howard and his lackey's by his side. He would have gotten the money right away like Dice said. But yeah, strung out and desperate for cash.