Porcupine vs. Lion

[DeliBasAli]

lions seein him rollin,they hatin

[SamFisherCell]

the best defense

[Jesusbuildmygeetarh]

Average life of Rammus

[channel1l1]

wonder of nature...

[flatcapman]

If the lion knocks him onto his back and CHOMPS the fat lady is singing.

[ThegiantDJ]

Ha...funny

[ChepeHMB]

Come at me bro!

[DBeast000]

"Cmon touch me I dere you!"

[pinkdragon250]

who's king now........?

[penlama]

porcupine just doesn't give a sh*t!

[Shetyre]

this porcupine has to walk LIKE A BOSS through the quill of the lions....

[slapjof03]

lion is idiot

[EpicJedi829]

The lions can just distract it first, then flip it

[logik316]

Whereas a human could just take a rock and bash it to death without getting near the quills, haha.

[EGRJ]

"Problem, lion?"

[KBasibba]

We never use guns when hunting porcupines, we just beat them up thick sticks until get unconscious, then slaughter them with a sharp knife ...

[mama1020ify]

omg



[chriscem]

but can he survive the blendtec blender?

[OntarioFishingHD]

Porcupines Rock

[PsyPstorm]

....like a boss!

[TheHydrokush]

Lions: You mad bro?

porcupine: >:(

[SummitTraxxas]

Man if I were that porcupine!!!! ;(

[JustMrJeff4444]

@DrTheKay hey. FUCK YOU.

[DrTheKay]

lol mericans think they can commentate, man americans suck

[sammylife12]

this is the best example of, defense is better than offense

[Fede32Productions]

0:56, "chupate esa maricon"!

[abousono1]

porcupine quills are not poisonous, the reason they can kill a lion is because the quills can cause an infection if not removed.....

[chibinuyasha2]

porcupine should be the king of the jungle.

[issycherrymanUK]

Makes me cringe all those spikes...

[jibblesmgee]

@Balthic Because educational TV is a great way for kids to learn. If a serious voice was used, fewer children would retain the knowledge. I grew up watching PBS; National Geographic, Nature, Nova, Marty Stalford's Wild America, and tons and tons of educational documentaries. Sure, many programs are intended for adults, but this doesn't appear to be one. After all, what adult doesn't know about a porcupine's quills? Why are non-Americans so bitter towards anything American? Pride? Jealousy?

[arriesdavid]

@jibblesmgee man i know wht point are u making but he's just trying to ask. its totally out of the topic and about the vid...

[HUdude6]

that porcupine is the ultimate troll.

[theodicy]

Hydralisk vs. Ultralisk. :D

[sk8ross]

I have a question. How do porcupines mate with all those quills? The ought to be rather careful.

[FireStormBaller]

@sk8ross Good question. I searched it up because of you. Lol.

[mrsknoitall]

This is cool. It's like 'what's up? whatcha wanna do?'

[ristinacay]

baha damn i didnt know theywere so big

[SuperYouboy1]

I LOVE PORCUPINES !!!!!!!!!! hahaha, they ruleeeeeeeeeeee

[TheTrickshooter]

As it walks away. Bitch u guys get all up in my business gaha

[WeLiveToComment]

From afar it looks like a running sea urchin lol

[AVIV222]

did you know the porc's thing is 40cm long?

[MrPatelpb]

You mess with the porcupine, you get the SPINES

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

haha that lion was like AHH FUCK MY NOSEEE SHITTTTTTTT

[wikiwikiwias000]

In Soviet Russia, Porcupine eat you 

[06pag]

@wikiwikiwias000 There is absolutely no sense to your sentence.

[wikiwikiwias000]

@06pag that's why I said it.

[roychedid123]

because children are the ones that need to be educated

[Boomstick898]

with team work, the cubs could take out the porcupine

[ScaredCivilian]

Those cubs should try carrots, and be like anomma nom nom.

[swenjin]

I'm getting a mohawk first thing in the morning.

[R41NI]

i wanna seee som porkypiiine action

[AttilatheMike]

The second porcupine is the man...strolling thru the lions hood like there aint no problem

[Jughand]

wtf, porcupines are unstoppable?

[BBKiwizInterviews]

If the Lions are hungry, feed them the annoying Narrator!

[british123able]

@BBKiwizInterviews you cant beat bbc wildlife!

[MegaMouseSEC]

Who is yout king now baby????

[DeHPaNda1]

im sorry but the guys voice makes me want to punch him in the face...........

[Shineycatt]

OMG did you get that 'Pride/Proud' pun at the end?! Wow that narrator's hilarious!

[Squuuuuuuishy]

fuck you, im a porcupine

[Sadowski40]

I love how the porcupine walked away as such a badass at 1:09

[moejoe987654321]

"JWHAAAHuHA, king of the jungle BIG DEAL!!"

....i really really hope your proud of yourself

[TheInfliction]

1:29 CHARGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[vincentboy99]

At 1:07 he sounds like the crocodile hunter

[sawlist]

@Balthic because this is a clip from a children's version of national geographic

[SinnFein4ever]

I once saw a clip from a nature documentary, in which a lioness walked regally across the African Savana...right into a hole.

She fell face-first into it, so she was wriggling half in it, upside-down.

After a few secconds, she managed to extricate herself from it, then looked around as if to say "I meant to do that".

(I think that it was on "The Planet's Funniest Animals")

[Balthic]

Why is it that American nature documentaries tend to talk to their audience as if they were 8-year-olds?

[pugilist102]

@Balthic Is it that difficult to figure out?

[styxtap]

@Balthic Unfortunately American adults are less likely to be interested in actually interesting things.

I think American Idol is on tonight. Or Celebrity Apprentice.

[hieroglypkic1]

@Balthic because most americans have the mentality of an 8 year old =D

[Tygerlily179]

@Balthic Because most Americans have the intelligence of an 8-year-old.

[MrDaystax]

@Tygerlily179 first of all were smart very smart dummy

[Tygerlily179]

@MrDaystax If you were smart, you would know that I'm an American. Plus if you were smart, you would use capitalization and punctuation correctly.

[Tygerlily179]

@MrDaystax You also have only one argument. You started off with "First of all" even though you don't have a second, third, fourth, etc.

[TheSnorbert93]

@MrDaystax smart is not a word for describing intelligence.

[MrDaystax]

@TheSnorbert93 thank you

[sporestuff1]

@Balthic because other people are stupid

[GingerTruthMovements]

@Balthic Because thats the average intelligence level of an american...

[TheBobsmithers]

@Balthic ahahahhaha beaut man. The American Commentating totally ruins the mood. From Canada and Ill take british commentating over Nation Geographic Hollywood style anyday

[rich0292]

@Balthic Very true, go David Attenborough!

[CheerfulPie]

@Balthic Because in America, some 8-year-olds enjoy this stuff. Also, how much more annoying would it be if they talked over your head and you didn't get it?

[SRDTL]

@Balthic and why does it have to be always this annoying voice

[chicken4247]

@Balthic cuz americans are stupid?

[ticketin128]

@Balthic caus most of them are

[OverAPrecipice]

@Balthic

Because children watch it with their parents.

[tamblyn11]

Yeah, BBC's much different

[Slipsnob]

@Balthic

Probably because they are? The sooner they learn the better. Other countries should do this too

[nroks]

@Balthic cause they talk to americans mainly?

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

@Balthic this is like a kids show, I remember watching it in 2nd grade.

[ristinacay]

@Balthic Most of them (Like the Nat. Geo. one here) are meant for a younger audience, and really the only ones that are televised.

[HellhoundMaster]

@Balthic cos thats the mentality of an american

[kejsport]

@Balthic Because in America nature documentaries are watched by 8 year olds.

[arriesdavid]

@Balthic sound like u watched many of them.

[06pag]

@Balthic They probably gave up on older Americans.

[smalllove1]

The narration really sucks. We're not all ten years old!

[DannyBoyMRPG]

Imagine if the Porcupine spikes it's Quills in the lions eyes.

[MoFawkinggQueen]

FLAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[SkaeDeShard]

@MoFawkinggQueen YES! Go Flaky!!!!!!

[BlackLegion1262]

message the porcupine gives lions "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!"

[SharpBladeZzz]

can porcupines control there quills???

[DannyBoyMRPG]

@SharpBladeZzz Yes that's what they do.

[SharpBladeZzz]

@DannyBoyMRPG can they shoot them?

[DannyBoyMRPG]

@SharpBladeZzz I don't think so, it only sticks on it's attacker when they get close to the Porcupine's body figure.

[SinnFein4ever]

@SharpBladeZzz

No.

The quills come out easily, but they can't "fire" their quills.

That's just a myth.

They do shed them, though.

The way that some of your hair comes out when you shower or brush it.

Some Native Americans used the quills as sewing needles, or wove them into baskets.

[TheLaurenbeast]

Lion: "Yea? So? You've got huge spiky things. But nobody wants to hug YOU! So. There."

[redherring017]

that thing would be awesome if its needles has poisons xD

[liquorking1030]

@redherring017 they do have poison but its a low dose of poison so when quill lion die slowly

[BoyChibi]

porcupine walks away at 1:13 saying "fuck yeah, wait til i get on Facebook"

[kidd20grams]

lmao it bitches around the lions

[GODSWILLAMOS]

What a shame on lions. this is why i always talk of Tigers. Tigers dont give a shit when they come across any Animal it is finished. but just take a look at just one pocoupine vs pride of lions. lions couldn't do anythings the pocoupine defeated them. fuck lions tiger is the king of the jongle.

[phx4life22og]

man he walk through them like nothing. lol

[jack11643]

would be kewl if one of the lions just shot the porcupine

[goop303]

when i grow up i want to be a porcupine :')

[Humance]

That Porcupine is Fuc**** Huge!

[stephaniadana]

I like poopie!

[THEcoohl]

that porcupine uses old spice.

[CantBelikeit]

Chuckporcu Norrispine

[Marvolo360]

It's a badass porcupine LOL

[ElBooGieBabii]

Lol can you imagine a Porcupine chasing after a lion? Hilarious!

[AlterBridgeSaint]

That porcupine has balls the size of an elephant

[kylefivetwothree]

THE NEW KING OF THE JUNGLE!!

[jimmyjimmy6699]

"jyeeahh, king of the jungle, big deal" LOL

[DarkAngelPaladin]

lol the lion cubs were like I TRIPLE CAT DARE YOU!

[GODWIN3770]

I LOVE THE WAY, D PORCUPINE DESTROY D LIONS :D

[nevillebartos789]

It hurts when I piss

[bh28]

LIKE A BOSS

[06410vinc]

"haha. King of the Jugle. BIG DEAL." lol best national geographic comment ever XD

[TheHorrorAnthem]

Camera man has balls man, the night shots with the lions would be intense.

[MMOLegend]

Advertisements SUCK!!!!

[ultimatedilan]

LIons are as excited as  a porcupine meeting a pineapple

[Sencess]

@ultimatedilan haha I also watched familyguy videos :)

[kieybenjiji]

woww!¡ those animals are  awesome

[Phead128]

How many million years did you think it too to make needle sharp quills out of hair?

[livinglyf2]

Like a BOSS!

[GenaChristina]

1:10 waddles off hahaha

[Moorpheus19]

Someone's had a bad hair day!

[joemancool]

i would grab a pitch fork and stab it then serve it with chuck norris so he dosnt punch my heart out

[DBZMovies1496]

That's Chuck Norris's porcupine.

[kny4eva]

Ugh this narrator again, he makes every documentary sound like a circus show. Save it for nickelodeon bud

[gwk326]

what CAN kill a porcupine?

[dyip125]

@gwk326 nothing a pistol cant solve :)

[GUARDIANtrooper]

THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT, they are actually scared of it, LMAO!!

[killerboyfoolz]

pwaha, king of the jungle, BIG deal...

[tobie821]

i like how the narrator is banging on the lions not so proud now huh?

[tennisrobs]

whats the horniest animal in the world? Answer: a Porcupine it has over a houndred pricks

[roopinda]

how the fuck would porcupines mate? surely the female would stab the male?

[ma0ma0ma0]

@roopinda they have huge dicks

[bladerang12345]

even f%^&*ing looking at the porcupine makes me want to ward my eyes from the spikes

[shindouhikaru43]

lioness: ooh a porcupine, lets eat it!

Porcupine: wtf you wanna eat me? bring it on bitches!

*lion takes a needle*

Lioness:ouch!

Porcupine: HAH! king and queen of the jungle my ass! back up toots i leaving!

[mtotaman]

Porcupines are dominant

[LoveThemMusic]

this was in the suggestions while i was watching family guy.... huh...

[bubbaXzone]

is it wrong to fuck a porcupine?

[TheDozer5]

LOL @ the description

[martooxxx]

evolution win

[pakito9115]

SE LA PELARON CON EL PUERQUITO

[MrDenizen]

lol, the porcupine is totally the king of the jungle - watch those lions run!! :)

[F4tFlyingPigs]

LOL 1:29

[OxfordBlondie]

if their prickly... how do they mate???

[smagee18337]

@OxfordBlondie with their pricks haha

[ShinigamiKyra]

0:58 the lion is like : FUCK, Im off!

[mmm10216]

the victoria's porcupine moves on ;D yeeaaah

[redhairking]

Just wondering, but how is it that the camera crew just so happens to be in the right spot at the right time?

[CupofPhenol]

@redhairking the filmmakers follow the animals all day & night

[redhairking]

@CupofPhenol Oh man, that's dedication. I don't think I'd be able to. :P

[limefrog77]

sure the lions got reason to be proud, they didnt fuck much with the porcupine



[desmond098]

I have a pet skunk wonder if you guys can play with her

[wizzzer1337]

Porcupines scientifical name is : Haterus Gonasus Hatus

[nashx10]

I like the other way around...... I like porcupines because they kill dogs... lol

[MutatedShot]

@nashx10 Fuuuck you.

[fallenxion13]

SO BAD ASS!!!

[MyImmortalLifex]

i hate porcupines..

they killed so many innocent dogs and animals that wanted to play with them

[caporalchef4]

@MyImmortalLifex Why do you hate an animal that is wild in the first place and isn't as playful as a dog. In their minds, they are just defending themselves, there is no ''evil'' doing on their parts. Animals don't think the way humans do.

[sucram174]

the person talking is so fucking annoying with his "stupud puns"

[bilalalichaudry]

i have dogs can kill this porcupine in seconds

[liquorking1030]

@bilalalichaudry yeah right! the more aggressive the dog is the more quills they get. go watch porcupine vs pitbull. the pittbull was too agressive and wouldn't stop charging at the porcupine thats why this dog got over a thousand needles now he looks like hellraiser... dont even think your dogs can win it is just impossible

[bilalalichaudry]

@liquorking1030 no mate i will send u some link to show u how our dogs are trained to kill porcupine.

[liquorking1030]

@bilalalichaudry if that was true u would give me the links right now but of course u cant provide it because it is not possible for your dog to kill a porcupine. u keep dreaming kid lol. you must be confused and may be some dogs can kill american porcupines but a crested african porcupine NO WAY!!!

[BIGhunt335]

The porcupines just like BITCHES OUT DA WAY!

[chessismygame9]

wtf...i saw lion vs porcupine...

[aliciathefatpenguin]

if women were built with these down there, they would have no problem walking down dark alleys