Bing Radio 17 - Vokle & Mystery Spoons

[Soysauceb4ketchup]

I accidentally gave this a thumbs down because My stupid thumb slipped on my stupid iPod. :O I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryi'msor­ryi'msorry............

[shedestroysworldsuck]

When he says children, I feel momentarily offended, then I realise that I AM a child. Well, in comparison to grown-ups anyway.

[OlleDes]

:( i dont have a mouse

[NinjaUnicornMonster]

American money? How did he get that?

[Appalioni]

how he says lizards. . . :3 heehee lol

[2Q2BSTR8146]

does bing always yell?

[NaMi8804]

Wait is that project pbfb?

[Heffawoozlelump]

hey wait that money is american, I thought he was British?

[upturnedkangaroo]

Why the filthy, disgusting, yankee-pounds?

[MegaManStarForceFan]

bing...likes money.



[TuxTurner]

why does he have american money?

[Chichichua]

@TuxTurner exactly what i was thinkin

[toastnoodles]

so i wont need a brain to use tumblr?

[Snifitgurl]

SPOONS!



[57TARDIS]

Why are there zero videos?

[xXhellokitty2k10Xx]

@57TARDIS These video are unlisted. Only those with the link can see them

[yellowreed12]

American Money??

[Jakklz]

To quote countless others: 0:55... o.O

[Jazzy081557708]

Is that a green-screen?

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

Why does bing have American Money exactly?

(Oh wait...)

[TheCosmonot1]

why does bing have american money?

[youngerthantomorrow]

Wearing Jack Howards good luck sweater..

[PixelPivot]

1:50, you forgot a monitor... I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!

[THEflobalob]

what about laptops

[Deathfrenz011]

+1 for us Danes! Remember us!!

[FTWBillbo]

War would be a good one

[EmilyW12341]

i like the duck shirt

[zONinjasRuleOz]

@EmilyW12341 Tis a sweater, and you could buy one from his site. :D I'ma buy one. Looks cozzy and warm...perfect for the winter weather. :3

[TheParanormal]

lol, I love the "OH MY GOD!" at the beginning.

[Tossell11]

orange

[Hojoky96]

yes, you do need a computer and an internet connection... and a mouse and a keyboard.  It's just a hunch, but don't you need a monitor too?

[Jakklz]

0:55 I will savour this moment forever.

[malonbu]

NYEHN CAAT! *shebing* xD

[sana114]

good luck sweater!!

[928880]

so i don't need a monitor? great!

[FlymerDrumsExpertRB]

@928880 You know that many computers nowadays actually ARE monitors. Like, a computer that actually IS a monitor. Also we can't forget about Laptops. ^^

[OceanSilhouette]

@928880 Or an Internet connection, apparently.

[syilion]

look hes wearing one of jackanddeans ducky sweaters

[FlymerDrumsExpertRB]

@syilion I'm sorry to say that Bing was first.

[Bristl3]

will mysteries projectnesstings still be on this channel?

[WongaMovies]

Love the use of a greenscreen. Just sayin...

[MadeOfPears]

I find this video easy to masturbate to.

[SpanTheWorld14]

@MadeOfPears Awkward...

[totoila]

Actually, you don't absolutely need a mouse.

[exedra1013]

so i don't need a moniter to tumbl got it

[pivotpoop]

Were you greenscreened onto this?

[RawrrSkittles490]

The good luck jumper!:D

[EthePianoMan]

2 people are also fresh out of love.

[TheMimileigh]

If your hand is bigger then your face, you have cancer

[TheMimileigh]

Cat

[scar9000]

You are very.. slightly.. unhinged.

[NotSoFunnyHunnies]

you forgot eyes. you need might eyes to see it!

[TheDancingWhale]

YAY 17th of January is the DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY. :D

[sunlighthurtsmyeyes1]

Episode were you dye your hair BLUE

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

HOLY GOD I SAW THAT SWEATER ON JACK AND DEAN'S VIDEO LOLL!!!

"whale. ok heres a whale."

[jkh2004]

Beautiful moustached female lizard episode or a sonnet about a whales spoon covered in hair gel.

[bluedolphin4295]

i used your new ep in my video! yayyyyy! its awesome, and your singing is fantasticamondo!

[Dissadrio]

Haha, when you did the eyebrow wiggle, all I could remember was me telling you on the livestream a while back to eat someones eyebrows. ><

[brunofretsnif]

WTF? 0:00

[xXemocloudXx13]

i want this pullover :DD

[frankyfilms1234]

stupid question: do you need a computer screen to look at anything on tumbler?

[KiddingSpree]

Bing made this in Greenscreen

[frankendeed69]

lol at 0:56 you look like rick from the young ones or bottom your choice

[BaneTheBass]

why do u have american money if u live in england...?

[PerfectlyMisplaced]

You look like Dave Grohl and Billy Joe Armstrong! :O

[MuskelMuffin]

I need a mouse!?? :o

sure ;)

[Bikkits]

The 17th January is MY BIRTHDAY!

THANKS, BING! YOU ARE AWESOME AT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!

[HartBrakinAce]

Dem eyebrows... <3

[TheGabby907]

@HartBrakinAce YEAH UH CHICKA BAH-AH

[laughstains]

Wait, why do you have dollar bills?

[randomgirl281]

do an episode on nudity.

[flippr0ducti0n5]

January 17th is my birthday. shout out plz? (my name is Dahlia )

[Bikkits]

@flippr0ducti0n5 It's my birthday too =D

[PadraikKasier]

What if I don't have eyes, Bing? How can I look at it then?

[Allyosaugh]

e.

[Hojoky96]

do u have a mental disease?

[tigger1000able]

FRUUUUIT SALLLLLLLLLLLAAAADDDDD

[Ceephizzy]

be a leopercon and die

[TheWaites111]

The theme for the next video should definitely be the number 18

[GuitarHero1924]

what are the dogs doing in the painting in the background.....

[Cutencool2]

nyan cat

[redrose55x]

wait? January 17? That's my birthday!!!! ^^

[GinoZump]

@redrose55x no, it is!

[Arealgreendayfan]

CAKE



[DecAndMadz]

1 dislike? I whole dislike??

I guess someone really did want to do sonnets with Bing.

[TheKidWithBlueHair]

wowow, was thoughs.... american bills? That's weird. normally people don't rub with them there...

[bluedolphin4295]

CLARIFICATION: bing went to america for vidcon, hense now he has extra american money.

[kkvw16]

Why do you have American money?

[BlackroseDN]

@kkvw16 Just about to ask that

[GuitarHero1924]

@kkvw16 thats what i was gonna say

[ragudugie1]

@kkvw16 Didn't he state in an earlier episode that he came back to America after graduating?

[kkvw16]

@ragudugie1 I don't know, this is the first episode I've seen of his.

[leapinglizards101]

episode about pens

[Raddishist]

The ad says "Bing, there's a dead guy's body inside this ride" Did you make that?

[EazyRun]

When did Bing move to America?

[zimusa1]

@EazyRun He Came to visit America for VIDCON

[wiseman2131]

The entire phone call: Jack: OH MY GOD Bing: Stop crying Jack Howard, what is it? Jack: YOU WERE RIGHT THERE'S CYBORGS EVERYWHERE. Bing: I KNEW IT. IN YOUR FACE. Jack: SHUT UP YOU QUIFF HEAD! But seriously though, that's not the point. Bing: What is the point, Jack Howard? Jack: asdfmovie4 is out and we have to clear the entire internet to make way. Most of all Youtube has been shut down. Bing: No way! Jack: I mean it! Everybody's channel is down! Bing: Whatever. I'm gonna get back to recording.

[wiseman2131]

@wiseman2131 That post took all 500 characters.

[SupahCola]

How did I not know about this channel before? I've been subscribed to SMZV for, like, a year!

[swimicus]

i have a tumblr also! :D

[RustyBrainpan1]

Ok why does a british guy have american money ?

[ghiliedup]

NYAN CAT!

[ScrewTheEnvironment]

LINKS BELOW CHILDREN! TRY TO KEEP UP! NEXT!!!! LOL

[spetche]

Uve got american money? BLASPHEMY

[Gallifreyan1]

"I'm super classy who said I wasn't I'll beat them up."......... Best. Description. Ever. WHY MUST I BE IN SCHOOL?!!?!?! I live in America, that means the Vokle is at 11:00 am which is when I am in school!! WHY!?!?! Will you be holding another one on the weekends? asdf movie 4 ROCKS!!!!!! I love that background!! When did mustache guy get a wife? Hair gel, money, HAIR GELL!!!!! I CAN NOT wait for the mystery project!!! And High Five Spaceship!! GREAT job AS ALWAYS and I CAN NOT wait for more :)

[fwaggylover]

I like the "sonnets with bing" idea. 

[iambrett333]

AND A MONITOR

[MsYaguro]

tell me he did not rub stripper crack all over his face! 0_o

[xlovelycurex]

:( it won't let me download the music. HELP PLZ!

[pinkiepiepie]

Suggetion:

Cheese.

[SuperNutmeg17]

even if your videos werent awesome (which they are) i would still watch because of your spectacularly amazing accent.

[dillonownsrs]

You live in Europe and you have US dollars.

Wat.

[MrEndoMonkey]

@dillonownsrs He wouldn't defile his own money, now would he?

[MerryAnimationShow]

But I'm going to be at Navy Basic when your project comes out D:

[adzo202]

Bing, Y U have dollars?!

[zimusa1]

Wait a minute, THOSE WERE AMERICAN DOLLARS :O

[SuperRandomToast]

@zimusa1 Because he was in america, a week ago.

[zimusa1]

@SuperRandomToast I know i was just kidding :P

[iCornyJoke]

You're not classy.

Come at me bro.

[rochimaruu]

i actually told my dog to subscribe you...she growled

[BadLady666]

My rats already subscribed you.

[Demonicnoobie]

Nicebeard

[pivotpoop]

@Demonicnoobie One thing: Fail.

[TheMrAman]

my pets weren't interested...

[PeytonRea]

My cat just subscribed.

[Qwerty80808]

lawl NYAN CAT

[xXRoulinXx]

you should do a viral episode.. like.. what you're favorite and most hated are.

or a music episode. you could do a highfiveSpaceship or your favorite artists.

[jawaho007]

what are those dogs doing in the background

[pandacity20]

american dollars? my mind has been blown

[gamerjiffp]

Yay, sonnets with Bing was my idea :)

[gem042]

Someone stole my pods!

[TheAdaization]

can you launch it on the 19th of january pleaaaaase? that's my birthday. <3

[SamyulDavis]

Have actually told my parents, my neighbours and my guniea pigs about the new mystery project. They looked at me funny.

[Alexcandoaflip]

I like your doggy picture in the background.

[Peetree777]

Anal with bing?

[hatehomework]

I said moustache episode, and now I feel all silly :(

[deathbyjellybabies]

*picks up fish* oi bubble, you listening? subscribe to this channel okay? *puts down fish* :)

[niel80]

Hahahahah COMPUTAA! niceeeee BING your the man!

[Xario1]

I got 7am confused with 7pm, and went to check Vokle just a few minutes ago before I had realized this :P

[sumadre101]

I'm about to buy the crap out of that sweater. It's all kinds of perfect!

[pythonis1337]

its his beard

[JohosafatsStudios]

Wait a minute, I thought you were back in the UK, what are you doing with American money? Give us back our money, we don't have very much right now! Wait, sign it first, then give it to me. Maybe I can sell it for more money.

[xlovelycurex]

Stupid suggestion is stupid

[hwgdaft34]

just deal with it 

[AJEsimply]

Holy shit! Mystery project is coming out the day before my birthday! Ffffffyes!

[bluedolphin4295]

you should do more of these suggestions. very funny.

[MaxinMaytrix]

OH MY GAWD YES HIGH TEN!!!!!!!

[supercheesehero]

My computer switched to a different program right when the screen flickered. I was so freaked!

[sulfuricSHAME]

You're not classy...you're BRILLIANT!!!!

[MineCraftRussia]

American money!?!

BING, WHERE ARE YOU!?

[isinBohemianRhapsody]

Wait. What is it called????

[YouGottaBeJokingz]

Bing beard. :) Ha.

[Qwerty80808]

press 2... wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT. BAM

[TruckTurner74]

boobs

[gunthertheczech]

i don't have internet, oh wait, then how'd i get on here?

[Stealthpath]

ARE YOU STILL UNCOMFORTABLE?

[epicfilmclips]

what is the site for the live show?

[WalrusRockGod]

BING, THERE'S A DEAD GUY'S BODY INSIDE THIS RIDE

[LatumWay]

Its a running joke in among Bing friends that he is incapable of love. And its not funny.

[Stealthpath]

@LatumWay You mean BingxTord?

[Xario1]

This is the funniest Bing Radio I have seen, so far xD

[schemeshea]

I DONT HAVE A MOUSE WHAT DO I DO!!

[EXetoC]

@schemeshea Got any rats? *giggle*

[ldldooley]

How did you get billie Joe Armstrong to appear in the video? (if stupid people read this, I'm asking this because with hair gel he looked like him!) :)

[Leoexe12pl]

You are not classy. And I am saying that because I want to meet you. And second later I am going to be unconscious. Two seconds later I'll get beaten up. And then I'll die. And meet Bing in hell again. And it will happen all over and all over again. In fact, what if this is hell. That'd be interesting. But it isn't so bad too. Why am I still writing stuff.

[Benimation]

てぃすいすのつてゃつじゃぱねせ。。

[TheTechnosaur]

My dog subscribed to you. He's really excited by the mystery project.

[AsherTownsend]

Bingham, you are a god :D

[SpellboundSama]

<3

[toryfishTV]

Oo, there's a whale!

[Mjanevdm]

"Bing writes poems about ducks"