Youtube Poop: Zay Tonday Thrusts Brown Snow into Your Ear

[AirVent542]

to me, this is the most clasic ytp i have ever viewed.

[TheJoeOriginal]

Came back to watch on Christmas. Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Deathfromabove5]

A perfect example of youtube poop done right

[drogothlord]

NOW DEEPERCUTT NOW KROBO NOW CAPTAINOHYEAH AND WALRUSGUY!

[AnonymousWillDestroy]

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[Dracodylian]

@AnonymousWillDestroy "A miniature penis and two slimy dollars"

[skaterkid1281]

he fingered my brown eyeball with a jerk LOL

[Grantofglyn]

This is the best YouTube poop ever!

[Pooky1991]

His voice makes me laughXD

[Grantofglyn]

BEST POOP EVER!

[SuperPonyfan]

1:18

Amazing

[SpingeBillBoxPants]

'He spoke not a word and went to straight to his work and fingered my winking brown eye with a jerk.'

Is it wrong that I got a massive boner at that part?

[Xtremelaser100]

now deepercutt, now krobo, now captainohyeah and walrus guy...

[MajorSaurs]

The DooDoo was hung with Care in hopes that Satan would soon be there!

[FOLCH93]

He drove out of sight! Squa-dah-lah!

[MyFaceHole]

this use to be 480p.

[UserRelated]

His breathing in this make it 10 times funnier.

[Neurological1]

He sounds like the Postal Dude.

[afroskullsoftware]

last !

[HimitsuHitsuji]

Because of this visions of mama luigi dance in my head. ROFL!

[gokudabomb1]

no wonder he moves his face from the mic to breathe

[Killer0585]

LOL i dont know how i missed your videos all these years. Still laughing!

[FreedomGotAnAK]

somebody transcribe this so i can sing this as a carol at peoples doors

[Danny123470]

@FreedomGotAnAK

"T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, I was screwing the children and fucking a mouse. The doo-doo was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Satan, soon would be there. The children were nestled up, snug in their beds, while visions of Mama Luigi danced in their heads. *Pause for breath*. What to my wondering eye should appear, but a miniature penis and two tiny balls, with a little old driver with a stumpy old dick,

[Danny123470]

I knew in a moment in my ass it would stick, more rapid than eagles, he came on my face! dung, Dung, DUNG. It was as white as the snow! *Two breaths*. He was jacking off on my back, and he looked like he had, a furry ball sack. His buttcheeks were like roses, his asshole, like a cherry. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and fingered my winking brown eye with a jerk. The head of my cock, he held tight in his teeth, and the semen circled his head like a wreath.

[Danny123470]

And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name! 'Now Deepercutt, now Krobo, now CaptainOhYeah, and WalrusGuy', so up to the housetop, the courses they flew, with a sleigh-full of poo. But I heard him exclaim, and he drove out of sight, 'Squadala, we're off!'"

[AimiriZ]

Mary Christmas.

[AbubuLOL]

did he say squadala?! xD

[Mightysquire]

omg you edited this perfectly. i was dying laughing

[bearjew32]

this is the best one ive seen so far i give this a thumbs up

[RedEviscerator]

This made me laugh. Definitely one of the best poops i've ever watched.

[mmmpotato97]

This is a classic youtube poop. Good job :D

[JeisonKen]

DUN DUN DUNN

[WLDFLD]

CLASSIC

Always one of my favorites. Watched this literally dozens of times.

[DuckinAndCoverin]

@WLDFLD Thanks, that means a lot :)

[MetalSlime19]

I'm Number 666 who liked this BITCHES!

[reload95]

@MetalSlime19 ok metal fag no one cares

[MetalSlime19]

@reload95

Hurr durr I'm a failtroll

[jellytoo84]

Squadalah were off!

[gabepaq]

a small penis with two tiny balls

[gloomy321]

Genius! You even stuck to a rhyme scheme. :'D

[RedDaVincy]

I got a boner.

[watchman161]

awesome video

[lisa781]

Visions of mama luigi danced in their heads

[GermaineJeremy]

WTF?!?!!?!?!!? :(

[Rhythmape]

Squadala WERE OFF!

[TonyakaZim]

EPIC MUTHAFUCKING WIN!

[983024]

I usually hate shit like this..

But fucking 5/5

[EdikShepherd]

This should be the official carol of all You Tube Poop

[Ihascandygetinthevan]

holy fucking lol

[RobertThe5]

dun, Dun, DUN!!!

[Frizzurd]

i wouldn't mind seeing Tay's brown eye

[JosephtheBlacksmith]

I actually cried laughing watching this, undoubtedly the best sentence mixing in the history of Youtube Poop.

[janparize2]

13,37/10

[Rman235]

best ytp evar

[hippymonkmon]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO GOOD!

xD 5/5

[IronPancake]

HAHAHAHHAHA! i hate that fag

[beautyguys]

epic ytp!

[pieisyumm]

MAMA LUIGI

[Skinr54]

Visions of Mama Luigi danced in their heads? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[thesporeshow]

"with a sleight full of poo" lol

[Goldberg1337]

HAHAHAHAHA

[SvenBoogie]

"squadala, we're off"

Classic.

[sprack94]

squadalah we're off

[tacomanfan344]

Squadalah!! Weeree OFF!!

[ActionMovieEd]

LOL at the breathing montage at 0:22 XD

[terretetetito]

Need closecaptions here!!!

[XxWeCryMercyxX]

CaptainOhYeah KroboProductions WalrusGuy and who else...?

[ActionMovieEd]

Deepercutt

[bunga707]

@ActionMovieEd he said deepercutt walrus guy. krobo and capatan

[mmtigan]

@bunga707 CaptainOhYeah not captpan

[RevengeofGothzilla]

I think the other one was DeeperCut.

[Axlzero451]

SQA DA LA

[TTSmylevel97]

with a sleigh full of poo......LOL!!!!!!!!

[gothkillya]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

[MyFaceHole]

i laughed till i cried!

LOVE IT 5/5

[IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

You are fucking awesome this video is so funny ty

[geemet]

The children were nice, snuggled in their beds

While visions of Mama Luigi danced through their heads

[markgilst]

HEY WHERE CAN I GET THE FREE MP3 TO THIS?

[theherolost0237]

"with a stumpy old dick" I had to pause the video, wipe my tears; and catch my breath. Simply amazing 5 stars.

[doseiaisha]

00:32 to 1:00

laughing

my

f***ing

ass

off

[markgilst]

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[markgilst]

The "I was screwing the children and f**king a mouse" part is what got me. One of the best videos of youtube.

[assol2]

lol at the end " squadala we're off!"

[leadfarmer13]

this is one of the funniest ytp's i've seen for a long time thanks duckinandcoverin

[magmablock]

The doo-doo was hung by the chimney with care in hopes that Satan soon would be there

[ajpackman9]

0:24 he moves away from the mic to breathe in.

[brantbkr]

lol thats wat he wanted to say

[HBKanedge818]

This made my day.

[TargetDog12]

More rapid than eagles, he came on my face.

DUN

DUN

DUN

[chumshot1]

OMG this is awesome.

[EdikShepherd]

his buttcheeks like roses, his ass hole like a cherry! xD

[DarthClam]

best fucking video in the world

[Farfargryde]

Perfect.

[iluvcireal]

Squadala!

[AbdiXL]

this is so gross lol. epic poop tho

[uxbnkuribo]

so festive

[Nerdlord12]

I can recite this from memory.

Merry Christmas.

[perfectchaoslemon]

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[pikminfan1998]

I should of expected "squadalah, were off!"

like, I REALLY shouldve.

[manjyoumethunder]

@pikminfan1998

There is no "should of", it's "should have".

[Tyranus1]

0:30 lol!!!

[WolvusMan]

while visions of mama luigi were stuck in their heads xD

[lordskyller]

he was jacking off on my back but it looked like he had a furry ballsack! God i love this poop

[TetrisLock]

Squadala we're off.

[koalareds1]

This is the best video... Of all time!

[COWCHUNK]

This is fucking incredible!

[GCQProductions]

That face at the end is priceless

[KahunaTony]

a sleigh full of poo!

[AceGost11]

HA!

[brasoe123]

XD.

u rule!

[ViceGrandier]

Lmao that was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Try running two videos on seperate tabs.

[XxbornaleaderxX]

Oh my god so funny

+originality

[Marmalade000000]

Squadallah, we're off!!

[GoldenSodaXbox]

For the hearing impared:

'Twas the night before christmas when all through the house, I was cummin' the children and fucking a mouse.

The doo-doo was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that satan soon would be there.

The children were nessin' us (???) snaggin' their beds, while visions of Mama Luigi passed in their head.

(HU-HEE-HO-HII-HEH)

What as my wandering eye would appear but a miniature penis and two tiny balls...

[GoldenSodaXbox]

With a little old dryer (???) with a stumpy old dick, I knew in a moment in my ass it would stick.

More rappid than eaguls; he came on my face.

(DUN-DUN-DUUNNN)

It was as white as the snow.

(HEEE-EEEH)

He was jerking off on my back, and it looked like he had a furry ballsack.

his buttcheecks were like roses; his asshole like a cherry.

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, and fingered my winking brown eye with a jerk.

(HEEEEEEEEH)...

[GoldenSodaXbox]

The head of my cock beheld tight in his teeth, and the semen circled his head, like a reaf (???).

And he whisteled and shouted and called them by name;

Now Deepercutt, now Krobo, now CaptainOhYeah, and WalrusGuy!

So up to the housetop of courses they flew; with a slay full of poo.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight; SQUADALLA WE'RE OFF.

[EloiseRaeCullen]

@GoldenSodaXbox p.s. dryer = driver... and ur other comment reaf = wreath.

[yggseleaf]

screwing the children*

[masterchiefmon]

wahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhahahah­a

[yanyan321]

Best.Video.Evah.Period.

[emmaizcool]

His butt cheeks were like roses his asshole like a cherry. XD

[dannybOMFG]

visions of mama luigi hahahaha

[Goldberg1337]

FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[NickWishesHeWasCool]

I think this is the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.

[AngelofMusic101]

With a sleigh full of poo

[GREENNNNNNN2]

Best sentence mixing poop. Peroid

[WLDFLD]

remains a classic

[Effedup]

Jesus Christ I'm damn near pissing myself over here!

[smithsonik93]

DUN DUN DUN! It was as white as the snow.

[NHKira]

mama luigi

[JeisonKen]

SQUADALAH.

[Scrod99]

Squadalla, We're Off!

[EmpBlasters12]

That was a mouthful. Tay...., I just your use to that :DDD

[DarthBane123]

lol, "Squadallah, we're off!"

[Scottishmutt11]

i want a youtube poop tennis match:

DuckinAndCoverin vs CaptainOhYeah

[Scottishmutt11]

what?

[smithsonik93]

Dun dun dun!

[ElLapiz24]

now deepercut, now krobo, now captainohyea, and walrusguy, rofl

[candygirllllll]

his ass hole like a cherry xDDD

[hermaphrodyte]

this video contains EPIC!!!!

[Bacon4464]

I can't breathe right now,and I'm crying from laughter XD That was so amazing!

[theclarkeshow]

You'll never guess where I heard of this video. Yup, Encyclopedia Dramatica, the world's troll index. It's the worst excuse for an encyclopedia ever.

[fullmetalmc]

this poop is win

[plinianguy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's one of the best examples of sentence mixing I've ever seen.

[thenintenstationpro]

AWESOME ENDING ,SQUADALA WERE OFF

[wtfItachi]

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[OuroborosChoked]

Oh man... I haven't laughed this hard in ages... you even made it rhyme!

[zombiemonster]

a tribute to all youtube poopers

[Tyranus1]

0:24 "I move away from the mic to breathe in" fail.

[ashleyislikewhoa]

SQUADALLAH, WE'RE OFF.

[spiro37]

OMG! this is one of the best! ROFL

[infinityblablabla]

FUCK YEAH! ZONDAY IS A GAY ASS FAGGOT!

[MarshalHopalop]

Lol Squadala wins

[fcpictures]

i laffed so hard my stomch turend inside out this is the SAUCE!!

[anotalreadytakenname]

This is the sauce? Fucking dumb ass.

[Naxswuh]

This is pro.

[shalpp]

and CAPTAINohYEAH

[mysterioso2006]

lol

[themonkeymanofdoom]

I heard him exclaim "Squadala! We are off!"

While dreams of Mama luigi danced in their heads!

[MikeIronweaver56]

BEST SENTENCE MIXING EVER

lol Deepercutt and Krobo and [cant tell] and WalrusGuy

[RedSandFF]

captain oh yeah

[Nerdlord12]

CaptainOhYeah.

[SomeKid3222]

I think the third one is CaptainOhYeah.

[mmtigan]

CaptainOhYeah i believe

[DuckinAndCoverin]

CaptainOhYeah it certainly is :D

[mmtigan]

Pretty sad what happened to Walrusguy again, huh?

If there were a poop museum, this video should be right at the entrance, since it mentions the great fathers of YouTube Poops. Also because it's my favourite poop except for one of Krobo's, "Freddy Ruins Sam's Life", you gotta know it, it almost makes me shit myself.

[Romengame]

a little old driver with a stumpy old dick XD

[qwertyqeys]

DUN! Dun! dun.

[hammerzeITY]

OMFGLMFAO

[KenyanPunch]

"more rapid than eagles he came on my face."

wow that was a good one?

[gr33npuff1n]

ROFLMAO

[skuterixas91]

Zay Tonday lolololol!!!