miracles of modern medicine 2009 09 22 barnacles

[15amiami]

OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT MAN LOVE YOUR EYES !

[yngforold2001]

he is soooooooo cute

[wildbill1911A1]

@yngforold2001 sorry, still only interested in women.

[POCKETGUN]

Barnacle Bill.

[wildbill1911A1]

@POCKETGUN That is why they all me Barnacle Bill!

[chikoluchador]

WoW!!! You are a handsome brave daddy! I have seen other videos where you show up your self "suffering" a surgery.... So I admire you!  Please, some videos of you at the beach wearing your speedos! Come on guy!

[linkgza]

Are you wearing a Rolex President??? I love that watch

[Artic3600]

hey, I'm 28 so this guy could be my dad.

[amjad146]

bill u r brave man, anyway whts this all for, 4 ur skin r 4 ur eye r wht 4..plz reply. thanks 4 sharing ur clips.

[PuppyZwolle]

I'm not one to have fun at the expense of someone elses pain as a rule. I really don't.

Still this was funny.

And hey, if they inadvertently poked your eye out you'd have it on camera.

[wildbill1911A1]

It was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick... wait.. where were my writers when I needed them?????

[PuppyZwolle]

Writers? You don't need writes. They would only distract from the true subject. You.

;^)

[wildbill1911A1]

Yes, of course. What was I thinking. I should have been ready with *that* line... though.

Like the time the paramedics had to come to a clinic... I got to say "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." When will that ever happen again?

[PuppyZwolle]

LOL.

Reminds me of that joke about a man at a party that gets heckled by a colleague. The punchline that hit him most was; "You even have an ugly wife."

He's baffled and has no comeback except; "You are so rude."

Later that night when he's tossing and turning and keeping his wife from sleeping it comes to him. The perfect come back.

"At least my wife does not have an ugly husband."

And content with his wit he falls asleep.

[PokeSonic1312]

ooof my eyes are watering

[mc5971]

That needle near your eye has to be one of the craziest things I've ever seen! How can you so casually film that?

Funny comment comparing last week's blood pressure to the present.

[wildbill1911A1]

Thanks. It was a stressful week last week.

[vjm1234]

I cannot watch! I'm leaving!  SMileyD

[Sharon1944]

Wait for me!

[vjm1234]

Damn! ouch! lol.  SmileyD

[CathyAnxiety]

That looked kinda painful...

how in the hell do you get barnacles anyway?

[wildbill1911A1]

Cathy! You're back! I have no idea how i get them. Just wait 30 years... you'll be surprised what shows up. Thanks for watching.

[CathyAnxiety]

oddly enough I'll be your age in 30 years.... FUCK!

[wildbill1911A1]

yeah, I know.

(it was a lucky guess. you're 27? I have a car older than you.)

[nosleeplisa]

Sincerely LOLed at "hey...I AM goodlooking"

You're the best, Bill :)

[wildbill1911A1]

Thanks, Lisa. I was hoping to entertain. Oh, and make a point about skin cancer screening. YOU, Lisa, are the best.