Suspect Win

[ekillapa]

ha i win u have video evidence of me hiding evidence lol noooo wait....

[wrc11]

i bet it was the receipt of the Krabby Patty

[RealCrookshanks]

that's smart cause was the receipt of the cocain

[hexxaa1]

what a straight g

[harrisondarren]

Looks like he just ate about 150 tabs of acid

[Burnside9099]

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[chocolatepuff718]

Maybe he was hungry.

[TeemuKosonen]

it looked like a paper to me.

[sockmonkey1432]

police officer: *puts bag on car hood*

Suspect: Omnomnomnom *smiles*

lol

[beexsama]

This guy probably a repeat offender...I mean he practically gave head to that bag.

[souphiane10]

@USSDaedalus hey dont be fucking racist

[Hectorr93]

i just fucked up the 420 dislikes just to piss off people xP

[noobertoober1]

To bad it was cought on tape xD

[lollerskates101LOL]

too bad the cops had this video

[FreeAndroidAppsGames]

lol 420 dislikes

[TheGang67]

nomnomnomnomnom on drugs only on days that end with y

[testing24215]

0:24 hes like lol noobs.

[rjfowl]

CrsnCheese lol he look too much like will.Iam lol

[mutasim0hourani]

had to watch it twice

[CrsnCheez]

Suspect will.i.am. has been caught letting the beat drop for the last time. Back to you, Jack.

[spacebarinc]

ok number one nom nom nom

and number two doesent that guy look like he was from black eyed peas??

[hackspitsaliva]

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kcirtap7921]

He must have gotten high like a boss!

[TheBilly6131]

like a boss

[reyshakquit]

Eating evidence...................Fuc­king smart!

[americanman911]

martin lawrence?

[geanthony3]

im so hungry now!

[chrissygator]

nom nom nom

[SmartK8]

I love how he got his "I'm done here, muthaf*ckas" wrinkle at 0:31.

[CookieAddictHD]

Thats not a win if he got caught by the camera.

[taitai907]

@CookieAddictHD Either way, the camera couldn't get anything incriminating on the paper. It could be a drug manifest (illegal) or it could be a photo of him at a strip club (legal). Even though the tape shows him eating the paper, unless they can recover it, he can't be charged for anything more than withholding possible evidence.

[gallina098]

@CookieAddictHD still no proof whats in the paper

[superdanny211]

poor rodney king

[867heiro]

wonder if that was a sheet full of of acid...

[strokesfan1107]

@867heiro haha 50 blotter hits at once, I think he would probably rather die

[Dissimulatex]

@strokesfan1107 Agreed. I've done 10 at once, and I thought I was going to trip for the rest of my life.

[strokesfan1107]

@Dissimulatex jesus christ haha you may even still be coming down from that

[Dissimulatex]

@strokesfan1107 Its was like a year ago, yeah for like a day and a half I was still seeing tracers, and then for like the next 3 days I just felt retarded and drained.

[bedvd01]

Keep on tapping 6 for butt secks.

[ChrisHisWickedness]

The racism is hilarious, like 4 WHITE cops and 1 BLACK GUY lol. The paper probably said, "The weed is in your left pocket" lol

[online4595]

thats my new breakfast

[96Towers]

perfect just perfect

[sfaroha]

suspect:hey hey HEY dont mess with my lunch

suspect:om nom nom nom mmmm

[DJZombiLincoln]

He didn't want to lose that girls' number.

[connorj19951]

mmmm thats some tasty paper

[Hejzwej]

om nom nom evidence nom nom

[gamewizardinnc]

Didn't I see this on World's Dumbest?

[neoryan333]

oh look a black guy, who would've guessed?

[CookieStealer555]

lol at 0:24 hes like "watcha gonna do now fuckers?"

[DRakomol]

what if the evidence was a million dollars?

[HeeroRoss]

cops thinking"let me tickle your balls boy".

[StreetArtStyleHBK]

that's a whole new meaning of "covering his tracks"

[Debaku]

Nom Nom Nom

[760mjh]

"Uh, what evidence officer?"

[arabstunna07]

Judging by his face, he is thinking "You dumbasses"

[maniacalkevo]

@eunji554 dasboard cam

[BliindSniip3R]

NOM NOM NOM

[djghostonthewheels]

hope that wasn't a sheet of acid

[McGregor7957]

He is related to that girl who eats toilet paper. i'm sure of it.

[kronikally420]

lmfao

[reganiskwl]

om nom nom

[13gamerbullet]

What it looks like to me:

"I didn't do it! you're wasting your time..."

*Pulls out papper*

"Oh really...? Watch this.."

*Slams against car and eats papper*

[hellooo68pker]

The only other time iv seen him eat something faster was when i put a bowl of KFC in front of him. No racial

[dachicagoan]

He later told me it tasted like chicken, no racial

[imAwesome4lyfe]

Nice

[TheHoodSisterz]

wow! that is amazing!

[CoDOsMan]

i like when he smiles like haha

[DaynNightGaming]

0:25

[FreeRSAccountsWeekly]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Xyan11]

Lol he's like dumb pigs.. NOM NOM xD

[DanteKami1]

i guess he really

(puts on sunglasses)

swallowed his pride.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[JuggaletteGaige]

Omnomnom!

[IWannaSeeYouNaked]

It looks like a piece of paper at first glance, but if you take a closer look it is clearly a piece of chicken.

[SpanglishGuitarMan]

Haha can you imagine showing this in a trial?

[conorsmitheire]

@SpanglishGuitarMan lol

[DragonMoth34]

someone explain?  i get it from the comments but how do you tell what hppened

[BarneyThePurpleHomo]

The grin on his face... It's simply priceless.

[140jeff15834]

0:24

Best face ever.

[PVBOG]

om nom nom

[Magic32Jackson]

Black Pacman

[WilliamGhOsT]

Martin Lawrence?

[ChrisOBrienAcappella]

best part is that it looks like only his white shirt is turning red and blue

[ArbynCheifrule]

GODDANM DIS NIGGA SMART IM GONNA EAT MY WEED THE NEXT TIME THEY PUT IT ON THE HOOD!!!!

[freshaashiq]

martin lawrence ?

[xXxDinoXxXMan13]

Silly black man that aint chicken

[DaveiteRs]

Nom om nom!

[Lier187]

He was HUNGRY.

[TheJOPE1996]

Ja Rule eats paper?

[charliethedrummer100]

it seems like thy are raping him

[dantesramsy]

*smirks after he ate the thing XD

[Doopin123]

look at him now. he's eating paper 

[eunji554]

@Doopin123 i guess u liked my previous comment lol

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

@Doopin123 constipation than a mufucka

[gotthkid2]

u can tell this was in the south. look at those trees.

[itszbailey]

@gotthkid2 lmao theres trees like tht up here too smh if it was in the south dont you think itwould bea lil warmer? it looks kindda cold inthe video

[gotthkid2]

@itszbailey if you have ever been on a highway in the south like the carolinas or goergia or something you'd see what i meen. it's like just lining of trees. like a high way in the middle of the woords lol i hate it.

[itszbailey]

@gotthkid2 oo lol but its like that in Mass and NY and RI but maybe im wrong it probly does get really cold in the south

[senseipuffz]

@armymarshal every time ive been pat down by cops its a always been 20+ seconds. they shake your shorts shove there forearm into your gouch and feel up your junk. it makes you feel like less than a person honestly

[MuazZafar21]

did he smile while chewing the paper?

[imTrueART]

New from JML chicken flavoured paper!

[MrSoulEmpty]

umm... sethboy66 have u ever been patted down? all the times i have... they left my phone and wallet in my pants lmao.. maybe the cops where i live fail.. cuz they literally took like 20-30 seconds at most

[cynoodles]

Paper satisfies way better than Snickers.

[usukker]

why did he eat the paper? :O lol

[wannabeserpento99]

@usukker evidence... -.- jesus

[usukker]

@wannabeserpento99 what evidence?

[CNRhKXtreme]

And he would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling camera!

[A86]

@CNRhKXtreme - It doesn't matter that they got him on camera, they have no evidence anything was on the piece of paper. He could just lie and say it was just a bad poem he was ashamed of, or he could say it was a shopping list he no longer needed. Or he could just say nothing was on it and he was just hungry. They've got nothing on him.

[Padarom]

@A86 You made my day :D thank you!

[manhthieugia95]

hah hah,njce!!!

[Mmlardins]

Haha genius too bad it was filmed

[armymarshal]

They fucking patted him down for a long time i think the cops swing backwards on the swing >.>

[sethboy66]

@armymarshal i'm sorry but this isn't the movies pat downs aren't two seconds long.

[crazyllama1204]

what a fucking boss lol

[Austingross08]

Thats gonna be some crappy evidence later on...

[snowier5]

@Austingross08 I see what you did there



[flyingbob5]

@Austingross08 Good pun

[6235river]

@Austingross08 YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! *cue CSI: Miami music*

[DarkShadowBlu]

@Austingross08 That evidence is gonna be.... *Puts on sunglasses* pretty crappy. YEEEEAAAAAAAA

[Austingross08]

@DarkShadowBlu Lol gotta have the badass shades when you say it.

[changl72]

very resourceful

[maynard696969]

did he lick his lips at 00:19?....hahahaaa...kick ass

[Olorune]

It takes 4 cops to search 1 man? Fuck this country.

[The88katana600]

lol, that smile was to much heeheehee.

[PieterEnergy]

can i has cocaine? nomnom

[Soulflare3]

See, this is what cameras are for :)

[mitchellpatiesk8]

i love his grin after he ate it haha!!!

[ExplosiveToasters]

Jokes on him. In 4-6 hours the police will get that evidence back. XD

[ShaddySoldier]

@ExplosiveToasters he will eat it again...EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.­..wait tell they see the tape O_o

[ShaddySoldier]

he looks so smug after eating it

[CandyLaStar]

@ShaddySoldier maybe it was tastie :O

[ShaddySoldier]

@CandyLaStar well all the best evidence is.

[Smokethatcrack]

He just landed from africa

[LenLen233]

I wish This guy was my Best friend ! XD

[Nazzizombieful]

spam 2 for police rape

spam 3 for police rape

spam for surprise butt sex

spam 5 for police rape!

[archa1624]

hilarious :D

[gvideos18]

FAKE AND GAYY

[Andy32798]

@gvideos18 Like your "Veiwers"

[gvideos18]

@Andy32798 Hell Yeaaaaa!

[BADRANG4EVER]

he should have eaten the camera as well

[BeckyBecBecx]

@BADRANG4EVER u has the same pic as me Lol! :D

[omaifakingad]

bet the nigger felt good after eating that cocain.

[sezshy]

@omaifakingad goddamit! we do crack! not cocaine!

[Maruragakari]

@omaifakingad If you think that's cocaine...you're a nigger.

[INSERTaccountHERE]

whad he even eat?

[undisputed4life]

@INSERTaccountHERE A bag of some kind of white substance. Most likely cocaine.

[INSERTaccountHERE]

@undisputed4life oh haha i thoght is wuz paper

[jw12yrsctch]

@undisputed4life that was not a bag of anything, since when does a bag of coke look like an ATM receipt?

[OGRUNERFUL]

haha

[chrislacoste17]

Talk about money coming out of your ass :O

[RCvehicleGuy]

Hmm, while they don't look imma just eat this like a poptart....

[MissMiano]

He's a genious up until they view the video. xD

So really he's an idiot since he's screwed, bonus points for the cops if the bag opened up and he ODed.

[1SUPERMARIOSUNSHINE]

@MissMiano actually if he consumed it then there is no evidence he did anything

[MissMiano]

@1SUPERMARIOSUNSHINE How do I say this without looking like a douche?

The video is evidence enough that he tried hiding illegal substances, which is something they can charge them with.

[jw12yrsctch]

@MissMiano evidence of what? eating a piece of paper?

[MissMiano]

@jw12yrsctch You blind? It's clearly a plastic bag with a powder substance. Besides that, AN BANK ROBBERY SUSPECT.

[jw12yrsctch]

@MissMiano you saw what you wanted to see, and have obviously never seen a bag of coke. Calling me blind and yet you think paper is a bag of coke, hahaha, you are beyond stupid, this is intentional stupidity