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  • umm cats dont EAT milk..

  • Omg dude blow me!!!... Wait what?!!?

  • I remeber when I got my first MOAB :3

  • @mw2Flem I get it, you like the number 3. Calm your mathgasm lol

  • why can't the cat eat its milk because it had no face

  • This is what I hear when a guy gets a throwing knife win.. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAIIIIII GOD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Whats round and yellow the sun >_>

  • youre strait.

  • Satan asshole lags?

  • whad da fuck iz rong wit whit3 p30ple in gam3z-iz dat d3r3 f33l in lif3 n im not bein racist but muffuckaz b3 havin pr3stig3z i aint 3v3r s33n b3for3 in mw3,i m33n sum caucasion p3opl3 hav no typ3 of lif3

  • Guess What? Chicken Butt.

  • i went to the shot to buy the ney megadeth album, th1rt3en, but then i saw the new metallica album and orgied

  • anoj rules!

  • a xylophone and a green pig walked into a shop, you mama

  • why did jenny fall off the swing ? cause she had no arms , why didnt she get back up again ? cause she had no legs , why didnt anyone help her up ? cause she had no friends

  • I don't think he wanted it to be in this video

  • The last guy got it wrong

    MOAB's are not nukes MOAB stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast

    it is the most powerful non nuclear bomb known by the public and a nickname for it is

    "Mother Of All Bombs"

  • That last guy sounds like Duke Nukem.

  • number 9 is fucking hilarious, "wooooooooooooooooooooo!"

  • why did the chicken cross the road, to get to the other side.

  • Knock knock. Who is there? Ducking on your head.

  • Hey, you wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy!!

  • why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus

  • why did the chicken go to the strip club to see a chicken strip

  • Knock knock (who's there) Boo (Boo who) why are you crying

  • Why do people like owls at parties?

    because they are a hoot to have around!

  • not sure if the contest is over but still ....

    why did the elephant take toilette paper to the party?...

    .. because he was a party pooper. -.-

  • sum1 call a mouse cuz that was cheezy

  • random throwing knife is the best freakout reaction in this video

  • All the kids were playing, except for johnny, cuz' he did'nt feel likeit - PSN card

  • I laugh at 1:05 everytime!

  • Little kid oh my god dude blow me

  • *walks up to a girl*

    So... If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder? *touches closest shoulder*

    Or this shoulder?  *wraps arm around her*

    Oh you sly dog.

    PSN card please :D

  • anoj this is my newest that is for lucky shots on mw3 email me at trentelliswaldron@yahoo.com ok or subscribe an its amazing

    

  • did anybody else skip #3 because he sounded like he was 3?

    

  • why did the chicken cross the road because it had guts FML hahah

    1600 ms points plz

  • #5 is the best...

  • Worst joke? I don't know, I've told so many. MSPOINTS PLEASE!

  • some of these are me when i play infected. haha these is fun

  • number two sounds like greatest freakout ever kid

  • u realize ur hardscoping right

  • why did the dinosaur cross the road

    it was the chickens day off

  • "what did grandpa say when someone stole his tractor?"

    "where's my tractor?"

  • Penis

  • why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?

    he was hit by a bus.

  • Zubat Uses Supersonic ha ha Ya :D

  • Omg lol halarious

  • Knock Knock

    "Who's there?"

    I don't know, but I know I'm here so open me up!

  • Is that a banana in your pocket? Or just some other fruit.

  • Why was the man running down the street naked?

    Cause he was being chased by a man eating fridge.......!

  • #2 HULK MAD! lol

  • that was hilarious!!

  • @CheapCrap12311 roses are red violets are blue ur joke sucks and so do u! (joking plz don't kill me)

  • Loved 5

  • Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme this one doesn't

  • The last one was shit

  • worst joke ever "insert joke here"

  • Half the Mexican population died yesterday "how" a minivan flipped over

  • the worst joke i ever heard was i used to tell yo mama jokes but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Worst Joke I ever heard was "Why Couldn't The HotDog Be An Actor"

    Answer: Because His Rolls Weren't Good Enough

  • My fav captions:

    1. MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAABBBBBB

    2. (Horse hyperventilating)

    3. (Nails on chalkboard)

    4. YOOOYYYY!

    5. DoodIjustgotarandomthrowingkni­feinhardcoreteamdeathmatch

    6. WADDUP B*TCHES

  • Why do'nt zoo animals take tests? Because ther'es too many Cheetas

  • A man walked into a bar,.. Ouch

  • This is why i always come back to this channel

  • this should be called top 10 freakout erections instead of reactions

  • why does hardcore make it more impressive? oxoxoox

  • Zubat used supersonic! XD

  • Why aren't there many black base ball players? Because they steal all the bases

  • How do you make a plumber cry...... You kill his family

  • Whats Green and hass wheels..... Grass I lied About The Wheels

  • A guy walked into a bar .. " Ouch! "

  • quad with a pred missile = OH MAI GAWD OH MAI GAWD HOLY !@#$ O MAI GAWD I GOT A KWOD!!!!!!!!!

    n00bs

  • @TheImabadperson look at the killfeed it was an msr

  • fdskhfuhfaiuhdfuihsda dhsfoia dfoid o[asd hodsifh dsoi voice cracks

  • what happened to the purple rock after someone put it in a red lake? it

    It got wet...

  • That joke was pretty PUNNY.

  • She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still

  • whats red and green red and green red and green a frog in a blender

  • What has no cups and carries 10 mugs? RvP

  • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? U shouldn't be

    Smoking

  • These are always the dumbest episodes. Didn't realize being a 12 year old faggot got you highlighted

  • My joke used to be about a cucumber, a cheese grater and a robot monkey, but then it took an arrow to the knee.

  • how can he still talk when his mw3 is broken??

  • @gdogplyr999 it's called an xbox live party dumbass

  • How do you get pussy and head at the same time? You fuck a pregnant chick!

  • zubat supersonic! hahaha thats funny

  • 4:25 why'd it say censored in the bottom left?

  • who invited stephen from the freakout videos

  • 1. I'd like to burst the dude's bubble who won the last 1600 Microsoft points. You got that off of memebase.com, douche nug. 2. 3:43, anybody else the weird red smiley face? 3. Definitely not a woman. He's probably about 12.

  • What's worse then having the last piece of pizza stolen?  The Holocaust

  • lol

  • #2- Stephen from WoW greatest freakout?

  • Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

  • What is long hard and filled with seamen?

    A submarine

  • Number two sounded like the kid from greatest freakout ever series.

  • OMG n°1 it's like death metal

  • 2 sounded so much like greatest freakout guy

  • What happened? I GOT A RANDOM THROWING KNIFE IN HARDCORE!!!! Oh oka thanks. LMFAO

  • no 5 lolololol

  • I agree with # 2 : |

  • Have u got the tickets yet? To where? The gun show!!!

  • My Remember My First MOAB! :)

  • if i had a dollar for every brain you dont have i would have 1 dollar

  • 2 was the best

  • how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    JUAN

  • why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side :|

  • anoj is a fricking beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love the way Anoj count the people merdgasming.. lol

  • number 2 is fucking crazzzzzyyy!!!!!!

  • What do u call a chocolate bar ....... *laugh* *cough

  • Slave girls do all the work

    In America we callm wives

    Shity jokeyishy eenuf

  • I used to take an arrow to the knee... until i got a 360 no scope freak out!!

  • Why is frosty so popular?

    because hes cool

  • Number 2 is the best

  • worse joke? here you go: what's long and hard and has cum in it.... cu-CUM-ber

  • What's 2+2? Not 4, but 22.

  • Zubat uses supersonic

    Looool

  • Bolt lax won

  • What's the best part about having sex with 23 year olds?

    .

    .

    There's 20 of them. THAT SUX!

  • What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

  • this guy told me a joke it was wat do u call a black cow...

    a n$%%er

  • the worst haha probably (you know how boise states field is blue oregon is changing theres to green)

  • Yo momma is so fat that she had to ......?

  • Why did the chicken cross the road ... To get to the otherside hahahahahahaha

  • so a guy says bye and he leaves lolololol

  • There are two bars

    1 bar: i am gay

    2 bar: to bad I am straight

  • 1:14 Dubstep FTW

  • what kind of bee makes milk?

    a Boobie XD

  • hey guess what...

    PUDDING >_<

  • 4:09 you can hear a guy going like HOO HOO HOO!

  • Omg dood bloww me!?...

  • 2 muffins r in a microwave

    muffin 1:man its hot in here

    muffin 2:OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!

  • Yo mama's so fat she has to wear large clothes

  • Yo mama's so fat she has to wear large clothes

  • Muffin go quack...

  • I didn't know joe from family guy played mw3? And he goes and wins this top 10

  • why did piglet look in the toilet? he was looking for Pooh

  • What do Penguins sing on a birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow......

  • why is a compass so deadly

    it could point you in the wrong DIErection lol not funny

  • Yo mama so fat she fat .

  • Nr.4 was on BrySi's "King of COD"

  • the worst joke that i have ever heard was that the anoj's episodes hasn't good editing....MY psn card please...!!!

  • Camping with an akimbo is the worst joke I've ever heard

  • womens rights

  • pick me

    

  • why did the dino cross the road

    he didnt roads were not made yet 20 PSN MrEpicMan

  • What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    I don't marmalade my cock down a crack whores throat

  • I Never Knew My Mother Was A Whore Until a Little 12 Year Old Told Me Through XBox...

  • Number 5: X,D

  • 3:44 Mod lol

  • What do you call a black pilot... A pilot u racist!

  • 4:25 The clan tag is censored... lol

  • When i get moab i dont even scream.

  • lmao they get excited for their first moab nd fearcrads has gotten like 80

  • I'm pretty sure, and I can speak for millions I Internet users here, that the "arrow in the knee" joke is the absolute worst joke, and only makes people angry reading it.

  • Tell these guys to go through puberty!

  • (doctor to patient) Wanna hear something funny? You got AIDS and i've won the lottery. Goes to show that God doesn't like Jews...

  • number 2 didn't leave the game what the hell? Its funny but i hope its not fake... Look in the kill feed no one left...

  • Wanna hear something funny

  • womens rights

    

  • Jay-Z dodged 99 arowws but his knee took one.

  • Worst joke: ur mom

  • what do you do when an elephant comes through your window ... hold your breath.

  • Number2 worst joke is

    Kid: why did the kid cross the road?

    Me:...

    Kid: he got hit by a bus

  • Nok nok

    Hoo is there

    Bob Jones

    Bob Jones Hoo

    My name is Bob Jones

  • lol

    

  • hitler,justin biever and mr lordi reach hell.they see devil siting on his throne and he ask hitler why he is in hell,hitler says: i ve done many war crimes and kiled thousan people,devil says good siti to my right.then he ask bieber and he says: i poluted the world of nusic with my stupid songs and gay voice,devil says: good sit to my left,before devil manage to ask mr lordi he says GTFO of my throne bitch!

  • What did the duck say to the chicken? You want some quack

  • What did a Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B!

  • Worst joke ever-theres a lion and a cheetah and they race and the cheetah wins then the lion says "you a cheetah" and the cheetah says "you a lion"

  • why does the caption censer the cuss words but not when they are saying it. like "fu*k" or "sh*t"

  • my joke - why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because it was dead