Vanessa Paradis je fous la merde interview

[PiratesMoviees]

Ahlala comment j'aime s'te vidéo ! <3

[Frenchkisssss]

elle est bien belle cette femme !

[solovelysweetdreams]

@Frenchkisssss yes she is! :D

[KarolinaMisia]

LB: "Well he can come 2 minutes, Thierry..."

TA: "OK, She's going to tell us! Well, see you, we are waiting for you, OK? Bye!"

He's putting the telephone down: "I think he's going to come because he wants to adjust things!

Well...

[solovelysweetdreams]

@KarolinaMisia awww thanks a lot sweetiee

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "Hello? Yeah, you know Vanessa adores you! If I were Johnny Depp, I'd be jealous!...She really loves you! She said you're 18, you're really cute! She said (singing):" He had just turned 18..."(a French song...) Yeah, yeah, she sang, well...

To Vanessa: "He said that was a great adventure with you"

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: to Vanessa: "Aren't you a bit in love with him?"

VP: "Oh no, but I have tenderness for him! I adore him! He's a great guy and a great actor!"

TA: " It's Saturday and Music Day is over anyway! So he has to come here!

VP: to Vincent: "Yeah, do you know Ardisson's TV show?"

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "Vanessa is asking you to come..."

LB: "Now! Vanessa Paradis talked about you: she said you were great and I put her on so shift your arse, we are waiting for you! Yeaah, me too, I'm kissing you! Hold on I'll put Vanessa on...

VP: " You are crazy....Hello? No, really, it's you? Well...It's....Yeah I know, but it's not my fault! I just wanted to say something nice about you and well...Hello? No but it's really..."

LB: " Ask him to come!"

VP: "What?"

LB: "Tell him to come

[KarolinaMisia]

LB(on the phone): "Who is it? Hello? Vincent Rottiers? ( VP: Really?) Hi! This is Laurent Baffie, are you in Paris now?

TA: "Maybe he could come over, couldn't he?

LB: "Yeah...Hello Vincent: shift your arse, we're on the air! Well...Are you in Paris?

VP: "Really??!!"

LB: "Can you please come over to La-Plaine-Saint-Denis (TV recording studios)?

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "He's not tidy? He lets his socks lying about, does he?"

VP: "Well, yes, but... Ah, I wouldn't like him to tidy his stuff anyway!

TA: "Ah! Really?"

VP: "But..."

TA: "Yeah, OK, so we can see you are mad about him, aren't you?

VP: "No, yeah. Let's say he has quite a fiery temperament and that isn't always easy, but I like that anyway!"

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "Yeah...You sometimes have a row, haven't you? VP: "Yes of course! That's why he's perfect! TA: "Ah!" LB: "Does he forget to put up the lavatory bowl or not?" VP: "No!" LB: "Never?" VP: "No!" LB: "He's really a great guy!" TA: "No, seriously, what irritates you about him? So that we don't do it! VP: "Well, he has faults but I do like them!" TA: "Oh yeah, OK!" TA: "Yeah, yeah, OK! So you love him, all right!" VP: "Well of course I do!"

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: Oh...he's really thoughtful on top of that!"

VP: well...TA interrupting: It's great

VP: "He is...He's the man...pfff! There are no words!"

TA: "And when he gives you flowers, doesn't he ask his secretary to do it? Does he really go to the shop himself?!"

VP: "Yes!"

TA: "Ah that's good! He never forgets your birthday?"

VP: "No"

TA" And your anniversary either?"

VP: "No but you know, if the interview is to know if he's perfect, I can tell you right away: he is!"

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "Isn't it a shame being apart all the time, seriously?"

VP: "But we're not precisely apart all the time!"

TA: "Isn't he neglecting you at the moment?

VP: "No"

TA: "When did he tell you "I love you" for the last time?

VP: "Not long ago"TA: "the last gift he gave you was...?"

LB: "a suitcase!?"(LB is supposed to be a comic actor but he's not very funny actually! ;-))

VP: "a suitcase... (laughing) Well, I don't know...Yes I do: I got beautiful roses for Mother's Day!

[KarolinaMisia]

TA: "You're still not married?"

VP: "No"

TA: "Don't you think he's a little less handsome at the moment?

VP (laughing): "Are you kidding me?"

TA: "Really?" "I don't know... He seems to have put on weight, hasn't he?"

VP: "No, no"

LB: "Is that true he has a verruca or not?"

VP: Pff

[KarolinaMisia]

"Je fous le merde" means "I fuck shit" or sth similar to this. The two guys asking Vanessa about Johnny:

TA: "Vanessa, are you still in love with Johnny Depp?"

VP: "Yes"

[lilicloche]

j'adore cette émition et ce couple johnny t trop bo!!!

[deja0alle]

@Guccigirl92 yea, it took me half a minute or so to notice the nom lol

je fous la merde?

"I crazy the f" ???