Samantha Byrne Bravely Battles Severe Disability

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Mmmmm.... bacon

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If you compare this to the quotes given on Gearspedia from the novels, you truly laugh your ass off.

"Diz, this is my job. I'm not Maralin, okay? I'm a bloody Gear."

— Sam to Dizzy, when he tried to stop her from fighting the polyps

*He tried to stop her from fighting the polyps regarding her severe disability*.

"See? He's not dead."

— Sam, to Marcus Fenix after ramming a Stranded with her Rat bike

*Sam, ignologing her severe disability to Marcus Fenix*.

Great video.