At Jiffy Lube in an Armani

[MrGwerner]

What a Fag

[jdubb408]

this guys a retarded ass douchebag...

[JayzBeerz]

don't go to stiffy lube you'll be glad you did

[angelmarauder]

Wow good job.  I wish I had entertaining friends...

[TheGallantGentry]

Good editing job. Kept me entertained.

[murfra]

lol, where do you come up with this sutff--you are brilliant!

[ladySEGOVIA]

STFU!

[thewweman14012]

Jiffys is a rip off

[thewweman14012]

Jiffys is a rip off

[jayguy173]

this guy is crazy he needs help

[fehquig]

God never talks to me. I wonder why. Maybe it's because I live in a basement instead of somebody's attic. I bet you save a few bucks on rent, but mooching meals is going a bit far, don't you think?

[dhousley1]

You are absolutely delightful to watch. I'm a fan of Ikea, which is surprising considering I worked there. Oh and lol, who are you Anne Frank creeping in the attic? :)

[russell56443]

Sign543 Your the best!

[sign543]

Thank you. :)

[OzaiFan]

You're funny.

[Karazona140]

ok!! I'm pissed at you!!! I haven't been able to post comments on your last few videos!!!!Although, I can understand why you disabled comments!! I absolutely love you to death!!! You make me laugh, cry and wet myself!

[jordanthecat]

You're obviously an innocent and likeable fellow who is somehow very misunderstood, and I appreciate you sharing this diary entry with us.*****

[RiddleSpider]

Funny stuff boy, not as funny as me, but keep working, you will get there. 3 commas, wow! It's a common comma comment. (MINE!)

[sign543]

It's ON, baby...and in a BIG WAY. Wait and see. You'll never see it coming. MWAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha!! *cough-cough-cough-cough-gag-b­urp* Wow, hair ball!!

[RiddleSpider]

Thief! Did you see Liverpool yet? Go look!!!! I am way funnier than you!!

[sign543]

Okay, okay, fine! You are funnier! But, I have BETTER HATS!! *sticks tongue out and accidentally bites tongue* SHIT, OW!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

I admit you have better hats, I was lusting after your hats today. You could let me borrow 'em, just like when we were little and I borrowed your underwear.

[sign543]

You never RETURNED my underwear!! They were UNDEROOS, remember?? I'm scarred for life. Wonder Woman meant the WORLD to me. *sobs uncontrollably into a hanky found lying in the gutter* Ew, there's something crunchy in here.

[RiddleSpider]

I'm sorry, they made such a tasty stew....

[Jardinami]

I think you are hilarious, very professional, and if you were on a sitcom, I would definitely watch or tape it and then watch!

[sign543]

Wow, thank you!!

[jysfg]

you are a dork!!!! I'll bet you play world of war craft in your moms basement still don't you!

[sign543]

No, I don't play online games and my mom lives 3000 miles away. But, thanks for playing!! :)

[claushah]

LOL! You have a great pace. Love the chopping in and out. And well, your imagination is pretty fun as well. Loved the story. =-)

[PepperBrown]

I'm so glad Zipster picked you... it lead me to your videos! You're hilarious! I love your vids!

[Starshadow]

I think a wickenfrock would be something like a wicker Birkenstock. Only made by Ikea. Okay, I made that up. But if I hadn't, I'm sure God would sell them in Jiffy-Lubes across the country.

So you could store them in "your" refrigerator. Know whut I mean??

[sign543]

Yes, I fully understand in a very confused sorta way. *grin*

[glumbumbleofsweden]

Furniture from IKEA lmao XD

I love IKEA too. Swedish design is the beeest XD

[DyBee]

ROFLMFAO.. *tears in my eyes*... I just adore you!!! xx

[sandyk71]

signs before your skits even really start I start chuckling!! Your amazingly funny!!!

[sign543]

You are too kind to me. *hugs*

[dlinva]

WHEW!!!!!!!!! New & enjoying!

DixieLee

[Senerio23rd]

Ha ha, very nice!

[goldendogs11]

im so happy i subbed!!!

Great video!

[kskelt]

You're too funny! Subscribed! How the hell haven't you got more subscribers?!

Love from Scotland x

[sign543]

Thank you! Wow, I don't think I could handle a lot more. *laugh*

[peglol]

You're great!

[Jardinami]

I don't care if you forgot to take your Ritalin, I love you anyway. You are too funny! Gee, so far it looks like I want you for Zipster. I am holding out to be fair to others, but you are way in the lead, in fact right now you are the only one, in my opinion.

[Klingonmastr]

I don't care if you forgot take your ritalin? So you don't care if he is drugged or not? Yes this guy his is funny and I enjoy this video

[sign543]

*laugh* Thanks. :)

[Jardinami]

Lighten up, it was just a joke.

[sign543]

Aw, you're nice. Thank you. :)

[twish1999]

Wow King Sign, you get better and better! xxx hugs xxx

[anmoose]

Thanks to you, today I weighed a quart of 30 weight and a quart of 40 weight, and they both weighed exactly the same!! Boy am I pissed! I'd protest by draining it all out of my car, but I can't find a dipstick.

Moosie

[Rudebutsonicemousey]

good vid . mr car needs an oil change but the last time I got it dont the guy broke the dipstick lol..Ednamay

[Simmian7]

how can one break a dipstick?

*S7*

[Rudebutsonicemousey]

he broke the handle  off

[poopslingingmonkey]

My car needs an oil change...My brain needs an oil change...It's funny that in the last four years everytime I've gone on 'vacation' it's been more work than staying home. My fishtank needs a water change. What were we talking about?

[slmeyer22]

haha that totally reminded me of the time that santa and i went trick or treating last halloween. suprisingly he wasn't very fat, but he was dressed in red - and he had a great costume! man - we got great candy.

[bubblekiller13]

I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am so glad I pushed that orange button. Seriously, I loved it so much I'm going to go kick my pet parakeet. Well, first I am going to go buy a pet parakeet. Or maybe I should just get a Llama. On second thought...I'll just go to sleep.

[sign543]

*laugh* Your comment really did make me laugh. The parakeet thing...when it's so random that you aren't expecting it...it's classic! You should do a vid like this!!!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

FIVE FUCKIN' FUNNY ASS STARS! You are really good! JiffyLube my ass! Oh wait, that is the San Francisco Franchise huh? Peace & Love from Reynaldo in San Francisco Baby! Love your videos, you wanna' come stay at our flat in October? Terry (Zipster) is coming for a visit with Me & Nutcheese at our flat downtown San Francisco you would certainly be a welcome addition to our slumber party!

[sign543]

Wow, thank you for the invite. I have no idea at this point of my availability...I have a wedding to attend in October sometime...I'll definitely see. :) I would LOVE to come there, though. I was born there. :)

[wildbrain03]

You are such fun to watch. Genious with the editing too!!! Kudos!

[sign543]

Thanks!

[DoloresD]

HAHAHAHA.....you have ADD don't you? :D :D :D :D

[sign543]

Probably! *laugh*

[weefrump]

oh wow, you just made my day a little less shitty lol most amusing.

[sign543]

That's a good thing, right?? *grin*

[moomay11649]

You never cease to amaze me!

Love you Tony,

Moomay

[sign543]

Love you, too, Moomay. *hugs*

[lunitrin]

You are so amazing! I just purely love you! =D

[sign543]

Wow, thank you, lunitrin. :)

[mysteryglo]

Another great video! Where do you come up with your subjects? Loved it!! *clap, clap, clap*

[sign543]

Oh, my stories are always things that actually happened to me...well, at least *near* me. Okay, they never actually happened, but they could happen to somebody who lives in Minnesota or somewhere like that.

[positivesue]

You are so good.....I love you. You are instantly promoted to no.3 in my list of favourite youtubers...after Zipster and Tubegranny. Are you coming to Southtube?

[sign543]

Thanks. :) No, I wish I could, but I live 3,000 miles away. :(

[Sikosm]

put ur son and clothes in a fridge....tut tut

hehe that's funny where do u get so random? ...all those ideas u get out of nowhere :) random is one of my favourite words

[sign543]

Random is my favorite word, too! That and codswallop. Or cumber bun. Or wickenfrock. I like to say wickenfrock when I'm collecting horseflies. I have no idea why.

[Sikosm]

OMGOSH codswallop is soooo cool!!! and wickenfrock, i'll have to look that one up! :) i often have "favourite words of the day" lol

[sign543]

Haha, actually, wickenfrock is made up. If you find it...let me know. *laugh*

[Sikosm]

oh lor' i feel stupid now! hehe but i forgot to look it up as soon as i posted my comment, so i never found out it wasn't real. hehe thanks for telling me or i woulda gone around thinking it was real!

[Sikosm]

hey, wow! i looked up "wickenfrock" in my encarta electronic dictionary and guess what it came up with??? "wickenfrock was not found in the english dictionary"... so THAT's what it means!

"wick" = material that draws up liquid

"wicker" = things made of twigs and reads woven together eg.baskets

"frock" = dress, or loose outer garment

so i guess "wickenfrock has something to do with a dress made out of twigs that soak up water???

[sign543]

Exactly. I have such a dress. *laugh*

[Sikosm]

hehe, maybe u should wear it someday on camera

[Sikosm]

*reeds (not reads)

do you collect horseflies while wearing wickenfrocks? :)

[trillian57]

Those selfish 7 year old kids, only thinking of themselves instead of the stranger in the house. I hope at least you were able to finish your spaghetti. Another great video! :D

[sign543]

Yes, I gulped it down as I ran for the screen door. I threw the strainer at the kid to distract him. I did slip on a noodle, though, and sprained my goiter. Damn it all!

[windbreeze07]

The old lady that ran out the door screaming when I was watching one of your other vid's want's to know if Im still talking to the lad who has the devil in him! LOL! Her name is Edna, You Rock, Sign543 ( Hug's!)

[sign543]

Haha!!

[Rudebutsonicemousey]

I dident say the devil lol j/K Ednamay lolol

[kellym28081]

Im not glad i sub to u you are awsome, cant wait for ur next blog

((HUGS))

Kelly

[sign543]

THANK YOU!!!

[kellym28081]

Im sorry I just went back and read the comment i posted and I ment to say I am glad not im am not glad sorry for that mix up you are awsome cant wait for the next blog,

((HUGS))

Kelly

[sign543]

Haha, thanks. I'm working on it tomorrow. :)

[VooBells]

While God may be a woman, He/She sounds like Cecil B. DeMille. Of that I am certain. Moses, Moses, Moses. Oh wait... I digress. I am sooo glad I found you. You are too cute for your own self!

-Ellen

[sign543]

*hugs* You are da bomb!! Woot!

[GreatGig1]

hahaha Thanks for the laughs once again!! Now I know what the Easter Bunny REALLY looks like so I won't fall for that bunny line next year. LOL

[arielphotort]

you have Zipster to thank!

[sign543]

Zipster is my bud. Love that guy. :)

[IAGuy06]

Waaaaaiit a minute. It's WRONG to live in the attic and come out at night and eat their food, wear their clothes, and use their internet? What is this world coming to?

[pablokickasso417]

My head hurts now.

[Gigolo8]

Um, may the voices always be God.

[souixana]

or, at least not the devil! Or, if it IS the devil's voice then at least not the real devil but just a friend trying to prank call you.

[Gigolo8]

Or just his mind, or his therapist

[janewayish]

You are totally..... TOTAL LOL  I'm amazed at how many topics you can cover in under 9 minutes!!! I know I can always count on you put a smile on my face..... OK make me laugh out loud!!! Hugs: Ann

[sign543]

Thank you, Jane!! :)

[zerdda]

airhose in the dooooooor! ye gods.

[Simmian7]

dipstick. i get called that a lot and I'm never under a car hood. ok no, it was actually just someone apparently trying to explain what to do with my cheese and crackers snack..."Dip the stick into the cheese." But I knew better!

*S7*

[allisonmarie29]

you are hysterical LOL

[lolaknows]

Liver spots...yucky

[sign543]

Ew!

[jensing127]

I worry about you lol putting Joey in a fridge! What is this obsession with you and jiffy lube? God tried to take my tunafish sandwhich one time but thats a long story. You are too cute for your own good!

Luv Ya

Jen

[sign543]

*hugs* Thanks, Jen. :)

[TasteLikePoison]

Haha, you have pretty blue eyes(= And I love your stories^^

[sign543]

Thank you!! Weaving tall tales...it's all I'm fair at. <g>

[urbanwarrior]

Since when is God a He?

[sign543]

According to Ellen Degeneres...God is a middle aged black woman. :)

[jensing127]

OMG you are so right.Ellen does not lie! LMAO

[redwolf1]

I like your glasses.

[sign543]

Thanks! My son picked them out. Tommy Hilfiger. :)

[RawVeganBabyBoomer]

we love you too Sweetie ...I can call you that because I'm old enough to be your mom :)

God is especially fond of you, BTW

[sign543]

*BIG HUGS* That's the best thing I've heard all day. :) :)

[iheartslug]

Ha ha ha! I'm so happy to be a new subscriber of yours. I just love you!

[sign543]

You guys are so awesome. I'm still getting around to everyone's channel! *hug*

[Dainnho]

:D NICE!

[PrincessDiana161]

I saw Jiffy Lube and had something totally different in mind....I know ....get my mind outta the gutter!

[OHTXAZ]

I Know What You Were Thinking. Tell Frankie To Slow Down. ;0)

Roberta

[sign543]

Haha! BAD!! BAD!! (but that's GOOD!)

[positivesue]

My mind was in the gutter with yours:-)

[JKVman2007]

First! Yay! I loving being first and a new subscriber!

[sign543]

Awesome!! You guys rock! Thank you for watching :)