Representative To Rid Congress Of Gang Members

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

GUYS! Guys... guys...

*whisper* I think the president is a gang member...

[powereater]

@liptonBlueBirdAdd I go to a restruant run by a gangmember, at first i kept returning because i thought that his food is delicious, now i knwo he's been secretely slipping crack cocain in my food, no doubt the entire restruant is a front for some sort of gang activity

[crumpr123]

I love the people on here who think this is real news haha its a joke, now start takin it like one!

[TheYouwontgetit]

those fucking gangbangers should be stopped...!!!

[JackGGTWB]

omglol, u r all well stupid. dis is obvioosly fake and u guys fink its real, ur all fukin mugs. lol

[DeadlyGrim]

@JackGGTWB yes we due. we r all soo fukin sutpid kthxbye

[viking977]

woops clicked on fox news when i was watching the onion

[caner6966]

@viking977 LMFAO

[dubyadee1]

Ahh so i was right.

[dubyadee1]

Is this guy for real?i thought i'd wandered onto a comedy sight there for a moment.

[TheJjman690]

@dubyadee1 fail

[gamerunknown]

John Porter is the representative of bakeries and confectioners right?

[BinkowStudios]

I <3 Onion News

[Emma122112]

raciss.



[DeadlyGrim]

@Emma122112 It's not racism. He's just against gang members.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Somebody should invent a fan with no blades. And then ruin every single video on YouTube with commercials for it. Just sayin, yo.

[mrboomshakalaka69]

@feralfunzies420 making 2 grand a week, assuming that they work year round with approx. 4 weeks in a month and 52 weeks in a year thats making 416,000 a year...

unless I'm missing your point, that's not too bad

[Lennybrucelee13]

Lmao

[JackHaynes30]

@feralfunzies420 im educated enough not to be a follower

[DeadIslandTrailers]

hells angels are black right

[JackHaynes30]

GANGS ARE NOTHING BUT UNEDUCATED SCUM OF THE EARTH WHO NEED TO BE ERASED FROM THE EARTH

[JackHaynes30]

GANGS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED TERRORIST

[TheJasonDR]

eh.... you say racist I say Factual .....lolz

[zake890]

It's a shame this is so realistic, our government is so segregated. I was immensely surprised that we got even a half black president.

[ShaithMaster]

Keith Stone is annoying as fuck

[YoshiShell]

I'm a gang member.

[mikooou]

I wasn't sure if this was the onion or a bit from CSPAN

[tennisace360]

hahaha, this was funny. i guess we all know gangmembers now

[loneamaruq]

Exactly, we should be watching real news like FOX and CNN and TV that has been on the air waves since the 50s. They show us what real gang members look like. With their big noses always putting crack in our burgers and selling weed to infants, It's wrong! And the president wants to give them reperations, Why? Because he is a gang member too. Surprised? You know how many gang members reside in this country? Ask Glen Beck, he'll tell you the truth. He's on FOX news so there.

[97yannoux]

@loneamaruq I think you're the one eating crack burgers. FOX and CNN spit lies out to the community, as they are the "voices" of the Republicans. The president wants to give them reparations because they're usually coming from a conflicting youth. And he is definitely NOT a gang member. Finally, Glenn Beck and the truth are antonyms...

[peazshooter]

@loneamaruq This is a joke. You are being sarcastic, please.

[wioneo]

@loneamaruq I think it's hilarious how people can't understand sarcasm.

[chitownzfinesthustla]

@loneamaruq real news huh yeah im sure real news is when those idiots are bending over reading thru sarah palins emails is news stuf dude fox is trash if you were smart you would look in ot world events yourself not be fed lies by a bullshit media you idiot

[ShaithMaster]

@loneamaruq haha good one

[SuperBluecobra]

Waste of time watching this is contrived, not real.

[F3FisGoodforYou]

He's totally right, for that we need more Jews and jewish lobbies at the Congress !! :-))

[mrgoodstuff1990]

son of a bitch i had no idea i was in a gang

[HToothrot]

I want crack burgers!

[back211]

haha putting crack cocaine in between the patties

[TheJahnu]

My friend is a gang member :O

[dinnerandashow]

Oh please, oh please let just this one Onion News be for real.

I haven't had any sleep in months due to rap/hiphop.

[MurphyMoose94]

@dinnerandashow whats wrong with it?

[tina6581]

The frightening thing about this clip is if it was showmen on the 9 o-clock new on the BBC most Brits would not even question that it was real. We are plagued hear with groups of kids determined to copy the US gang life style. Its very sad but the British publics view of the US gets worse every year. And yet all the Americans I know are real diamonds.

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@tina6581 lol. That's sad.

[retaker]

He would be a Republican...

[aaronbrent84]

I'm totally in favor!

[alyssacroacia]

harvesting marijuana hahahahaha

[ajcusn]

Everybody here is making inferences about race, class, and demographics from this (comical) video, but no one here noticed the real issue... and that is, that Republican congressman was speaking from the wrong side of the aisle. lol

[MissHappinesh]

This video couldn't get any more racist until I looked at the comments

[fingerme100]

This is true, I'm a 7th year med student and this fricken nigger gang mutherfucker is cheatin on his exams in my Advanced Organic Chemistry. 

[WithCompany]

59 people are gang members.

[StuPedassle711]

FUCK YOUTUBE ADVERTISERS.

[PoolOfPeas]

I think RattyRandums means it's "so close to the truth" that people express these sorts of opinions, not that he agrees with the speaker's contention.

[RattyRandnums]

@PoolOfPeas Yes that is exactly what I meant, thank you for pointing that out :) I hadn't considered that my comment could be interpreted as agreeing with the fictional representative when I made it or I would have clarified.

Was just trying to say it's a shame so many people, in these kinds of positions of power no less, appear to think exactly or almost exactly like this. And very often it seems they get by with it simply by rephrasing their racism into P.C. terms.

[blavaburnulots]

I can only vaguely see how this video brought up a debate about welfare, and it seems the hardcore-right wings have rallied to the cause! Yes, every liberal in the world has the ultimate goal of a fascist America in mind, just like conservatives all strive for an aristcratic theocracy with no middle class.

[Lachdenan]

I'm white, and I approve this message.

[Reluctanttreehugger]

WITHOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY HAHA

[Reluctanttreehugger]

Would be so offended if it wasn't onion news lol.

LOOOL 4 gang members sitting here

[lmeister3]

LOL

[theworddoner]

Thanks to Frank Lundtz, the phrase "gang member", could actually replace "black people" in real life. lol

[XcoldshadowX]

Has no one noticed that we have a huge gang LEADER as president?

[PatriotAlmighty]

@XcoldshadowX

Oh holy shit this goes all the way to the top!

[examinationboard]

@XcoldshadowX better than the warlord

[mattph031]

Im black and this is funny as shit

[mparcher1]

Is he serious? 

[bcpsleeperkid4]

i'm so glad that i'm not the only one who notices this infiltration of gang members into what were once nice little neighborhoods. things have gotten a lot worse since they started moving out of the slums. even schools that once enjoyed a respectable reputation have started to admit gang members, sitting in the same classrooms as our very own children, ever since that incident in little rock. this is an outrage! rep. i am behind you 100%!

[TitanAura]

I enjoy how they use greenscreen to insert their actors into ACTUAL FOOTAGE from C-SPAN. I think that's awesome.

[111WLee]

BREAKING NEWS: CNBC AND FOXBUSINESS ANCHORS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGALLY ACCESSING PRIVATE EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS.

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

[TinBryn]

I didn't realise that black people are gang members until the second one where a family of 3 moved in

[deathhell02]

LOL he thinks they are gang members cus they are black racism is so funny.

[gianofer]

Brilliant! 

[bburey87]

My father always used to tell me, that artists use lies to tell the truth. Great Video.

[WillShakespeare2007]

I thought I was just watching Fox.

[RattyRandnums]

This would be more funny if it wasn't so close to the truth.

[captain3xtreme]

@RattyRandnums its really not though

[sandroeleven]

@RattyRandnums Oh come on gangs in congress...

[Drag2hand]

I guess now wouldn't be a good time to say Grove street for life?

[Kv0nT]

This is a disgrace. 

[Inediblehulk]

Did John Porter join the Aryan Brotherhood during his 30-day jail term for stealing office supplies? Find out after the break.

[fa3e718]

I hope this really is a parody

[GaiusIuliusTaberna]

@fa3e718 no its not, its real, the onion is the most trusted news outlet in the country. Everyone knows that.

[awdrifter3]

It's scary how Arizona is trying to get rid of "illegal immigrants" just like this.

[Sinekyre14]

Haha, AS IF these images representative of blacks. Silly parody..

[santasia14]

Republicans, decreasing the population of America one black guy at a time.

[TitWarlord]

@santasia14 how

dude, there are black republicans

democrats want to put blacks on welfare so they can get the black vote. welfare destroys people, and liberals dont give a shit

[santasia14]

@TitWarlord Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes.

[ryukXsayu27]

@TitWarlord Oooh, scary. Good thing its not true.

[Tyco200]

@ryukXsayu27 Good thing it's already happening, good thing you're a fucking retard, good thing you'll suffer like the rest of us. Liberal cunt.

[ryukXsayu27]

@Tyco200 Yeah, retarded. Enlighten me.

[TitWarlord]

@ryukXsayu27 unfortunately it is. it makes people dependent

[ryukXsayu27]

@TitWarlord Maybe if you realised that welfare is for the deperately poor, not for "blacks." WTF Why would anyone wanna put Oprah on welfare?

As for the effects of welfare, pretty much every developed society has them. The question most probably is HOW MUCH. "Medicare" wouldn't destroy society.

[Tyco200]

@TitWarlord Exactly. And we're already seeing that. And if you go against it, you're claimed a racist! Liberals = Scum of the earth. Dictators.

[caluuseMT]

I'm glad they made him a Republican. It's more realistic that way.

[Kosm2000]

THIS IS THE ONION NEWS NETWORK...THIS IS A SPOOF!! DDDUUUUHHh!!!!!!!!

[Ironzealot7531]

I support this bill

just put 'em all in jail. It's safer that way

[Explosiveelm]

@DemonosZXZ Shut up.

[franklinms22]

I knew it! Now I gotta get rid of all my black friends.

[billsdynasty09]

Annnnnnddd...... thank you mr congressman for your proposition for the new agenda of the republican party

[Jpbritt123]

@billsdynasty09 retard. its fake.

[Jpbritt123]

@billsdynasty09 retard. its fake.

[ChristianEvolution]

OMG, our president is a gang member!

[niffles96]

this guy is a major xenophobe

[liverpoolsfinest101]

haha the Onion always make me laugh, Heck i'm black and this cracks my ribs haha. Those who don't know about the Onion are funnier IMO.

[drselahi]

if you like this one watch the "racist pornstar" one. You'll crap your pants laughing

[lusteraliaszero]

@liverpoolsfinest101 are you insinuating that blacks have tougher ribs?! Racist.

[thenotorioustroll]

@lusteraliaszero u mad bro?

[lusteraliaszero]

@thenotorioustroll Yeah, I mad.

[liverpoolsfinest101]

@lusteraliaszero just enjoy the video, its just funny thats all

[lusteraliaszero]

@liverpoolsfinest101 just joking around, you'd have to be extremely touchy if you actually thought like that :P

[CrimsonToast]

@liverpoolsfinest101 Did you have to put them down first? The ribs I mean...

[erikdavis33]

that seems about right for congress. i've seen crazier bills go through there.

[JAYJAY206ER]

@erikdavis33-I KNOW RIGHT...THIS IS FUNNY BUT ISN'T TOO FAR FETCHED ON POLITICIANS POINT OF VIEW ON GANGS AND MINORITIES REGARDLESS OF RACE.

[XxDeathToTheUnjustxX]

oh shut up. stop assuming black people get all offended and shit. incase people havent noticed, shows like boondocks, and the chappelle show obviously show the humor of black people, and its a pretty damned intricate humor. we love to make fun of things and can take being made fun of. Hate to say it white folks, but the word Nigger, lol, just doesnt have a meaning as strong as before

[iOnlyUseBigGuns]

@XxDeathToTheUnjustxX The irony of it, nigger is more frowned upon by us white folks because people are so afraid offending other nationalities and races and don't want to be viewed as racist.

[bapyou]

Onion-SPAN. LOL

[hioshimtsu]

Seriously Dave Chappelle made jokes just like this and everyone laughed except the racist people...why is it that when the onion (white writers) now do the same joke black people get offended and racist idiot see it as reality.

I admitt 5 seconds into this I was like WTF is this real..and then when I saw the onion logo and how stupid this bill was I laughed my ass off....NERD GANG MEMEBERS..lolol

[hioshimtsu]

@hioshimtsu spell check...members...admit...idio­ts...WTF= what the fruit

put all gang members regardless of criminal history ...lolololol

[theabomation]

Don't assume all blacks get offended easy most do not.@hioshimtsu

[TampAnonymous]

hell yea throw them niggers in jail

[angel007sherm]

This is as funny as the stoked video it is obvious humor. If it was written by Jonathan Swift I would be worried though lol

[singlaprety12]

democrats are tards and rupublicans are curropt and the U.S. econimy is going down hill..

[Theparableof0]

I guess my city is pretty gang filled too. And there's too many plantation owners as well. Everywhere I look there's 8 year old gang bangers waiting for the ice cream man. I can't go out for a run without some plantation lord asking me if I'd like to come work for him. Don't get me started on all the Savages playing basket ball at the school named, aptly, Sequoia!

[40172]

I wonder if it will do anything about the Republican and Democratic gangs in Congress. Both of them are terrorizing all US citizens. They have the biggest army on earth to protect them. They steal from people, keep some of the money, and give ther rest out to their friends. They bribe each other with the money they stole from you. They have a new leader in the White House who is making them worse, if that is possible. We, the wretched, have one change, VOTE the Gangs members out this November!

[nickgbruns]

I see 4 gang members in front of me. Lol 4 black guys in congress

[alex49carson]

regardless of criminal history, securely behind bars

[KayKay114]

lmfao, hardcore!

[JustaWyomingGirl]

hahahahahahaaaa!

[diva4life616]

this is hilarious..its so true tho!

ima waitress..i had a table where all four customers ordered coca cola. i told them i thought it was funny because "my family loves coke too." they called in a complaint that i was drug pushin on em!! WTF?!?!

[METALJOHN8055]

Wow. lol.... Having seen this and other onion news, I now know my friend Russ is a fuckin moron. He thought these were real. lol

[METALJOHN8055]

Wow. lol.... Having seen this and other onion news, I now know my friend Russ is a fuckin moron. He thought these were real. lol

[DOYLERULES69X]

I also hate gang members.

[MCwelfare]

Were they trying to reference the Red Scare somewhat?

[SiennaElderly]

@MCwelfare No, it's a reference to the white supremacy that dominated american culture for most of her history.

[vonKyle777]

very funny but driven a good point

[maxmaximino]

Stupid fuckin whites shut up.

[SiennaElderly]

@maxmaximino It's sattire, einstein. He's not a congressman, and he's not serious. Lighten up.

[maxmaximino]

@SiennaElderly i was talking to every body who commented this shit i know. white

[rockthepenguins]

@maxmaximino KILL WHITEY!

[singlaprety12]

@rockthepenguins KILL RACIST FUCKHEADS

[singlaprety12]

@maxmaximino You troll go jion a cult or commit sudicide becasue no one wants to agree with a ignorant racist. REVERSE RACISM IS WRONG

[HumbleHermit7]

when he first showed the picture i freakin lol'ed

[lupelupe1]

im black and i thought this is too funny

[darkko7]

wait i dont gettit. black people= gang members?

[mompm]

it's a joke. showing the stupidity of thinking like this. Old white guy politics- opps I guess that's racist to

[KirbiesandYoshies]

Unfortunately some people really think like that.

[bubblemint78]

I hate stupid people. If you don't get The Onion's humor then maybe you stick to watching the Jerry Springer Show.

[rockthepenguins]

@bubblemint78 can't I do both?

[Jesus00000000000]

@bubblemint78 Hey, hey, hey, hey!!

Don't you insult Jerry.

[msaasha]

Put them in internment camps, that's the American way!

[pointlessvidz13]

True

[MaxZUber]

i enjoy your sarcasm

[ScholteimReinbachIII]

lol. Everyone knows this video is just satire right?

[gangstapranksta717]

@Devext moron

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

Racism is ones belief that another race is inferior to your own, this is just funny, because black people go to jail all the time

[pglove69]

and this just proves some bird shit heads will take a joke way to far. You probly just youtube all fay putting nigger on every video you watch huh? thought so.. go play guitar zero!

[ButtPoopWiggle]

@Devext

How can you not understand the satire?

HOW?!

[lildread1]

@Devext

you are the most ignorant person ever, you are indeed racist for taking this as racist.

[rawrimamongsta]

lmao XD

[Axcelerated]

Wtf is this? How is the guy gay if he has a wife.. and a child...

[m0bThePRO]

the child is adopted and the wife is a "See I am not gay" wife :)

That could be the true but I don't know^^

[LargeHandgun]

This would be funnier if negros were not such a problem in our cities, towns and homes. If 7/11 clerks were not being shot over $12 or Pizza drivers killed over tips. It would be funnier if in Denver gangs of negros were not out targeting Whites for beating and robbery. It would be funnier if White School children were not being beaten on buses on the way home because they were White. It would be funnier if jobs weren't given away for Affirmitive Action, Set Asides, Race Quota....well and so on.

[Majic031]

its a two way street.

[LargeHandgun]

Wow, What a DEEP come back. You are so articulate and profound.

Two way street? How about negros raping 37,000 Whites in 2007 and Whites raping ZERO negros in 2007.

Are you saying Whites should start reprisals? I don't think most guys could stomach it, negro sows are grossly obese and hideous.

[flemishist]

There's no way that statistic is true.

[Majic031]

its not a come back, cause i didnt want to argue with you. You clearly dont want to hear anything anyone would say to challenge u so why do u even bother?

[xxTheChosen1xx]

lol where you got those stats from?

they lied to you

[LargeHandgun]

@xxTheChosen1xx Ummm first dumbass, I never quoted stats. The Denver story is here on youtube. The other crimes are everyday crime committed by our special 12% negro population. If you want an eyeful lok on youtube for Black Couple BBQ Baby" or download "Color of Crime" by New Foundation. FBI and DOJ stats are onloine, any human can view them

Some highlights of 2009 : Channon Christian/ Anne Pressly both here on youtube. Store keeper security video here on youtube shows negros "keeping it real"

[xxTheChosen1xx]

@LargeHandgun

You never quoted stats?

"How about negros raping 37,000 Whites in 2007 and Whites raping ZERO negros in 2007"

thats quoting, "dumbass"

[LargeHandgun]

AndThey re correct.. If you have data disproving these, please post. FBI interracial stats are freely available.

[xxTheChosen1xx]

stating your opinions as facts doesnt make them facts, I asked from where you got those stats from and you obviously couldnt say because they were made up stats.. gtfo troll

[LargeHandgun]

NCVS at the University of Michigan, FBI Uniform Crime Stats for 2007, the "Color of Crime" report by New Foundation and finally the DOJ Crime Victimization Data, DOJ website.

Easiest to grasp in the "Color of Crime" at New Foundation. Feb 1st they are bringing out and Update for 2009 on crimes against Whites by the "Great 12%" of the Population known as the negro. For some good stuff here on youtube, see "Black Couple BBQ baby".

Highlights for 2009! Remember Channon Christian and Anne Pressly

[singlaprety12]

@LargeHandgun The part with white school children is true I have experanced it and the race quota stuff is also true because kids of minorites get more scholorships because thier a minority.. But with Denver its extremly poor thier and they have no choice and the rest  happens but is unrelated to race.

[bbphnix]

I don't get the satire. I see it is a satire against racism, but I do not understand who is supposed to be the racist? American politicians? Are they that racist? Or is it a satire against a politician in particular or what?