StarCraft 2 - Probe Quotes

[Stevezftw]

So cute!

[ryder8405]

Who is the voice actor anyway?

[Maciejka0111]

Anyone else heard some voice quotes that belong to the Troll Axe Thrower/Berserker from Warcraft 2?

[funnyguyagency]

spaaace space space wanna go to space space

[rlawlsdud214]

so cute..

[Poopoobut2]

0:08 JIM WOOB, aka my ring tone.

[Acholight]

are the two blue dots above the center piece it's eyes, or is the center it's eye?

[CharlotteTurquoise]

@Acholight I think it's the center thingie, but I'd like to believe it's the dots, haha. xD

[Arzaker]

Translation: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCE >_<

ARE WE IN SPACE?

[IAmTheStig320]

They get a cute awesome little robot. We get a hairy redneck. Wonderful.

[fighter14233]

@IAmTheStig320 And we get something between the two.

[barronzaren]

anyone else think it looks a bit like a emotion core from protal

[LightElementLord]

i thought its a big floating head...

[jcjs95]

IT ACTUALLY BLINKS ITS EYES OMGOMGGOMGG

[DGGaming]

I want one of these to put into my room, ALA Phantasy Star Universe, and wire speakers into it, making it play me Electronica and Lounge music all day.

[UnfitNinjuh]

I will have this as a pet to create pylons

[ajko000]

LOL Oracle look-a-like. And yes in SC2 Probes are fucking awesome and adorable. Of all the units in the game other than zerg units, the Probe and Sentry are the cutest robots evar.

[190shepard]

looks like 343 guilty spark

[LuHellschyte]

Weatley doing his part in Starcraft!

[DarkLance15]

Aw it's so cute, I wish I can have him as a friend :)

[Myself9797]

I always hear "mhmm yes?" at the end.

[twwt7004]

some one get 3PO to translate what he is saying.....

[UmilchiHexi]

Dear santa.. 

[rockshow256]

00:22 BLOW JOB

[razgriz4977]

0:11 he says "caralho", pronunced like "ca-ra-lieu", the Portuguese word for dick. And then at 0:24 says, "muito bom", Portuguese for "very good". Realization: Protoss are Brazilian.

[Nelsquic]

In starcraft 1 the probe always sounded like it was saying "chewy" anybody agree?

[XBerserker317]

three people are probes that MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!!

[Bigbadtyrant1]

it like R2-D2 but cooler and cuter :D

[AcTpaxaHeu]

In first Starcraft probe was more funny!

[kalasnikoch]

i hate probes, they are annoying

[HaloGeek454]

Whenever I attack a scouting probe with one of my probes, I hum the mob theme from Spongebob.

[JustWatchingVideo56]

mhmm mhmmm yes brilliant!!

[AbduCola]

Chuwoogee

[EugeneNesci]

Chewnee

[AlmondRed]

so cute!!

[LEGOswimmer]

its like a baby transformer

[DeathIsSelf]

0;07 no way

0;11 its you?

0;14 wow

0;18 o..

0;20 google earth

[yourbestiestfriend]

Who else here just wants to grab this thing, hug it until it sparks, and then take it home and love it forever?

[AngelRoseQueen]

@yourbestiestfriend oh god yes!

[yourbestiestfriend]

@AngelRoseQueen And maybe a baneling if it was nice

[exzaklee]

@yourbestiestfriend it might surround you with cannons..

[AstropilotStudios]

I want a probe.

[Spoonpwnd]

My favourite Quote is: "Brooow"

[jastyle6969]

I bet this thing gives a mean blow job.........

[DiegoAlanTorres]

Reminds me of the 343 guilty spark

[Bublism]

RUN PROBEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! NEOW!!!!!!

[Marcowitzzz]

0:08 music to my ears :)

[Z7ONY]

heres what the probe says, in this order: *probe noises *probe noises "boyyy" "just waitt" "busyy" "dohhh" "nothing at all" "dohhh (different sounding one)" "nnn of course" "im joking" "its a game" (?) 

[simple1zerg]

Probe = Ultimate troll of SC Universe.

[MrHav1k]

@simple1zerg

That would be Marines.

[crackonpack]

now pls quotations, or it didn't happen

[brightblight]

OMG! I can speak probe, he said bleep bleep bloop bloop bleep bleep!!

[jslasher5330]

really want one of those as a pet.

[Trepi80]

why so sad?

[ShadedMaxe]

I want to cuddle with him :)

[alphaazulon2010]

Reminds me of Bumblebee's Face

[DarkLance15]

I love the way they made this probe in sc2 and the voice of it too. It just looks cute.

[zombiez23457]

hmm wouldnt mind a pet probe.

[flippinllama]

Inta-bra

[UncleRiv]

Anyone ever make a Probe Centipede or Probe Macaroni Art? :D

[JohnOlle1]

Mauwaw

[UCSPanther20]

ED E in space...

[Netugi]

It sounds quite relatively similar to the SC1 Probe.

Love it.

[808pita]

i want this as a plushie!!!

[masterpanos1990]

it is totally recording you right now.

[agentp0ptart]

can't hear them when I'm killing them all with banshee rushes :S

[liquidmans05]

3 scvs,drones hates probe cuz probe can warp bulidings

[IvarHuisman]

The probe says No way at 0:08 xD

[timbertje2]

0:09 "Now What!?" Not very nice...

0:20 "Doelloos" Which means 'useless' in Dutch...

Probes are mean!

[yehbe]

@timbertje2 more like pointless in Dutch

[timbertje2]

@yehbe Its almost the same :D

[1280Will]

is it me or are all the protoss armor made from gold

[infernapecritic]

They should make so that the Probe's Ready quote is a Mac startup.

[Infi27]

0:25 Play tibia xD

[Ttoommiiqq]

0:25 he says alcohol

[i82mini]

0:09 more weed

[Xinoz2]

@123Charf the Protoss

[olegario39]

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[atakanbotasun]

dumb-pulse thing is my best :D

[bogercs]

Time for some "Probe"-ation!

[Bluray25]

KAUBUGEN

[acnailuj]

0:09 "Now what?" not "who, me?" id say

[SteelM97]

I think he is from Texas.

[waffledude111111]

0:09 now what?

[Agent1W]

Guilty Spark? 

[IceJokeRu]

So Epic!

[TheOsirix12]

cute thing

[ImKaminiu]

3 people has been probe rushed

[fosterslover]

Daaaawwwwwww :3

[DiamondbackCobra]

I just want to hug them..

[traumacenterguilt]

The three things that disliked this video was C-3PO, R2-D2 R4-D2

[terraCurioso]

is it the new iphone 5?

[lzrd0113]

Most powerful unit in the game (with 400 minerals, of course)

[2583060]

I like when he said wuuuurbouuuurroekef geeoywahhh

[2583060]

I like when he said wuuuurbouuuurroekef geeoywahhh

[Mageziya]

Probes are awesome, best of the worker units.

I want one in reality :D

[VideoGamerPianist]

IT'S TEH PROBE FROM SC1... Nostalgia! :D

[DOverton252]

probes are cute. jussayin

[SpammyProductions]

How did everyone forget the

-meow-?

0:11 doesn't sound anything like it lol

[Loxleiev]

its shuttle from SC1, jess, tehy fucked up every single character ¬¬ only ghost got better

[123Charf]

What came first, the Probe or the Nexus?

[XBlueG12]

@123Charf Probe?

[Micro94Ice]

@123Charf Nexus

[Robarch89]

@123Charf The egg

[nameloc1000]

@123Charf probe it came from a different nexus 

[BaxterXenon]

@123Charf The Nexus, if you considered the ancient Protoss-StoneAge version a Nexus.

[MrAwsome514]

@123Charf I am going with Chuck Norris on this one... After he came around he decided to create both the probe and the nexus at the same time so as to confuse us.

[Garother]

@MrAwsome514 Chuck Norris jokes . it is been year and there are still those jokes coming :P but please give us a funny one next time :P

[MrAwsome514]

@Garother Where the hell have you been? Chuck norris jokes have been around for more then 4 years as far as I can tell.

[Garother]

@MrAwsome514 my keyboard did not follow my orders when i pressed S for the word "years" ^^

[finaldestination3337]

@123Charf the xel'naga

[Mattaboogum]

@123Charf The zealot.

[ccj12341]

@123Charf duh the probe because the probe builds the nexus and the probe come from *thinks for a sec* ummmmmmmmmmmm, BaTtleCrUiSeR?

[wildefice1]

@123Charf as prof mgonagal (sp) from harry potter (the book) once said

"a circle has no begnning and no end"

i win :)

[ShadedMaxe]

@123Charf Being a huge lore nerd I'd have to say I belive the Nexus came first. It seems that the protoss originally had actual people constructing their buildings on Aiur. When they colonized new planets they brought people from the Khalai Caste to construct a Nexus, In order to warp in buildings later on (by probes)

[IsArtanisAzn]

@123Charf nexus came first cuz protoss built stuff before without using probes so they built a nexus by other means and then they thought of probes and then produced it at the nexus

[darnit78]

its so cute

[RetlocLive]

Compared to most of the other returning units from SC1, the probe is probably the closest to sounding almost like the original.

Firebats and Wraiths too.

[wiithepeople2]

I need some of these guys so I can construct additional pylons.

[Cubalisk]

In sc1 it used to say ooooh boy

[Nihlathak12]

I knew it! I always thought the probe said "now what?" lol

[VegetaUSS]

0:16 Show women

[bipinformprotect]

These quotes made me a man

[ytpmaster1]

Wow, i honestly thought the comments section would be FILLED with 0:05 "for the win" and 0:19 "pee-nas!"

[DaDushbag]

00:1 I think I heard "Hellooooo"

[TheBladeofAiur]

0:19 Min---er----rallzz

[thischannelislegit]

0:17 "Columbine?" BLIZZARD CONSPIRACY

[TheJamandbreadable]

3 people have been probe rushed.

[wowggscrub]

i wish a had a probe do all my bitch work.

[steven121997]

burururu mewaah aughgus msughum turukumtum thumbs up if i helped

[MrEmpiz]

3 scvs dont like this

[ajko000]

the probes in sc were awesome, the ones in sc2 are awesome, cute, and cooler.

[UmilchiHexi]

0:08 shamwow

[i8hy6e3]

they should make a toy on it

[RazorPhoenix7]

Can I has a Probe plushie Blizzard? :3

[zanxzan7]

0:19 sound like ''Overlords''

[eddieoxford]

♥ Probe ♥ Cute ♥ Amazing ♥ Best unit in SC2 ♥

[hong0505]

0.08： 什麽

[g15gaming]

i love the probe its cute :D

[TheTwB2Frager]

I think it's the unit that sounds the most like it's SC1 counterpart.

[guitarhamster102]

cutest unit ever.

[theodrin1]

Now what?

[357infusion]

I remember in SC1:

Hey probe

"What do you need?"

What's your speed

"2 knots"

[AlexMitan]

FISHY :D

[eduardomyugi]

wiawo.......woiwaua.......wiai­uwi......wiowoie

I can speak probe language.....

[waffledude111111]

the fourth quote sounds like "now what?"

[DannyEastes]

Where's CHAWOOBIE?

[CaptainPengu]

so cuuuteeeeeee

[maerkliq]

0:10 "this world :'("

[ledzeppelinrokks]

probey says andromeda :3

[MechPaul]

BROW-RANG

ZOH-WAG

ICTH-NOO?

*Beep* BOW-RAU

CHOW-PIG

THUNDROSS

ICH-THRO-MEE-CHUB

ICH-CHOO-CAL

[OmgWutHax]

These quotes have inspired me to do something more with my life than watch StarCraft 2 Unit Quotes.

[honsiong]

I love Probe, it's cute, and it's Protoss version of Pikachu.

[RixPixable]

Probes eat grass, you know why? You can hear them say "Mmm Grass" from 0:19 to 0:21.

[MrBunny115]

I love probes i want to pick one an hug em'!!

[Dwaldron89]

0:12 it sounds like it says "harro" .... reminds me of those talking dog videos

[barbarian117]

0:20 sound like 'at last'

[InNomineNex]

sounds like glados when she couldn't talk yet

[PNDRazor]

i like protoss technology.

[CookiesAndCakeIsGood]

I want one :<

[futaki20]

0:14 what's wrong with you?

[reaper2ooX]

probes are op

[Blad3sofWaR]

I miss the "What do you Need" Quote!!!!

[PHILLYBLUNTZCP]

whachamacallit

[gattler]

that one dislike is R2-D2

[RebbelReb]

@gattler the 2nd Dislike is C3P0

[gattler]

@RebbelReb LMAO! XD

[elementpollo]

awwwee it's so cute!