MadTv - Blind Kung Fu Master

[jerseyjets83]

Imma snatch you back to Jeepan LMAO

[ZARRAWARKHAN]

What do you think of this blow?

[elementro1234]

it is everywhere and it is nowhere

WTF LOL

[AnAnonymousName]

"That's why I wear my black belt."

"Your belt is white."

"DAMMIT! That lying sensie son of a bitch!"

[JaakJaak23]

you scream like an old lady that was the old lady dammit

[whrobins431]

IMMA SNATCH YOU BACK TO JAY'PAN!!!! XD lol

[superwoman10ify]

my noodle :)

[theasianboy1234567]

he sounds like billy from "The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy" when he said "THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTER!!!" haha

[biggieboy675]

always

1. hits person trying to save

2. hurts himself o-O

3. runs into something

4. complains that the bad guy should help him cuz he's blind (lol)

5. crashes through something

and either way its HILARIOUS XD

[bix411boo]

entrance dance

[Abell625]

@LawsonMovies you fucking retard it is not nowhere but anywhere it is nowhere but everywhere

[ballz711]

MY NOODLEZ!!!!

[SLAMSHED313]

lol warriors

[LawsonMovies]

: it is nowhere but it is anywhere! :

[GammaFoxTBG]

Wait a minute, he smacked himself 9 times, not 7! He's blind, a Kung Fu Master, and he's invulnerable to every 2 out of 9 hits!

*Bows*

[jamespiggiepie]

Ribbit ... Ribbit .. AIIYEAHH!!!

[leereturn2006]

yeah I like kungfu lot of tricks but they rarely work, espeacially when you are blind.

[hahaadim123]

LOL!!THE WARRIORS!!

[IcedAzn]

MY NOODLE!

[imacuban1594]

it is everywhere,yet it is no where

[joseawesomeful]

who the fuck disliked this?

[SoftPanda11]

I actually could not stop laughing the entire video

[osvnoe]

Dammnit that lying sensi son of a bitch jajajaj nu maaa

[sam047955]

LOOKS LIKE A BASKETBALL TOO XDD

[gcollin69]

this is soooooo stupid.

[2bonclay]

when he used the smoke nade my laptop blackscreened

[ronlayug]

this shit never gets old bitchessss!!!

[OMGitsDSypl]

your belts white!

..dammit!!!

[2fightman]

that sensei son of a bitch

[blackandwhitebros2]

DAMNIT!!!

[jeffanas]

haahahahah!!!!!

[4lifewrestlingfan]

my throat hurts from laughing so much

[UsmanAhmed2]

LMFAO this was epicly funny

[TheShadowasian]

OH u scream like a old lady

oh damnit it was the old lady EPIC!

[TignoRice]

Ohhhh!!! my Noodles LOL

[Noizpunk138]

The Warriors !!!!

[krazyrockz01]

kungfu master rocks!!!!!!!!!

[narutofan9tail]

ow ow ow ow ow heeey you guys good. lol

[rooftopscreamers]

IT IS I !!! THE BLIND KUNG FU MASTA!!!!!

[slc92833]

LOL I LOVE THIS VID! HAHAHA!

watch my request vid if you want :)

[Aaron23722]

thats awesome they put the warriors there i have the movie and the game and they both kick ass

[BigPimp14]

indeed they do

[hollowichigo67]

that lieing sensai son of a bitch

[coollegend95]

lmao i love that part

[ownitup237]

that lying sensei son of a bitch

[Sethki]

My noodle =D

[meowfit]

When we first watched this on Comedy Central not long ago, it was one day prior to us starting our daughter in Tae Kwon Do. And when the "Lil Dragons" do their warm ups, they have to do froggy jumps. They squat down and count, and when they come up, they have to yell, "RIB-BIT!" So when we saw the kids do this, we were laughing our butts off, because it reminded us of this skit, and froggy jumps in general. Ribbit! Ribbit! HI-YAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Zerokoko12]

'That's why I wear my BLACK BELT!'

'That belt's WHITE.'

'THAT LYING SENSEI SONOFAB---H'

[jdworx]

mad tv is wicked

[sandsman14]

lmao

[GreenPencil305]

Bobby Lee: Blind Kung Fu Master

Ike Barinholtz: Warrior #1

Jordan Peele: Warrior #2

Daniele Gaither: Old woman