Newspaper Headlines from The Simpsons

[FlavinBagel]

I'm surprised you didn't have the cover story on the Abe Lincoln squirrel's assassination.

[ratmankey]

@FlavinBagel That was on TV, it wasn't on a newspaper

[gokinsmen]

"EDITORIAL: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?" is my favorite.

[gartnavel89]

Where is, "local man thinks wrestling is real."

[spectrevampire]

6:05 "That oughta hold off the S.O.B.s. What the-?"

[Occupant]

2:20

[davidlennon]

I swear the Springfield Shopper keeps changing price.

[BeastLordofMetal]

Hippo promoted to detective xD

[jpatton1989]

Conan O"Brien wrote the second one. I thought it was the best one. lol

[BANGONEM]

LoL!!!!! "Top Cop Surrenders To Backfiring Car" LoL!!! xp

[NevilleRhysBarnes]

Lol.

[TheLastYogurt]

"Psychic joins Skinner hunt": The psychic is Skinner in drag!

[rempsycho]

I just barley notice that some of the daily news newspaper are free and some aren't

[boinky333]

This show made me want to be a journalist.

[Izayoiaki24]

I think I remember one where the first headline was something relevant to the story, and the subheadline was "China Invades US."

[maxothegreat]

lol mayor visits city xD hilarious

[eth92]

Another smart move by Mr Burns

A local millionaire points at his noggin whilst his news photo was taken

[EddyShingler]

Second headline less important, studies show

I laughed my arse off.

[TheHappySelf]

Burns' birthday today

credits long life to satan

[rosegold4rs]

Good music. :D

[ThroughRock]

Newspapers? That's a paddlin'

[TXRider]

'Raplh's Oscar Picks'...teehee

Funny, I was just at the local library and on one shelf are some staff-reccomended books for the month. A sign featuring Ralph picking his nose reads '____ library Staff Picks!" 8-)

[BubbaGump332]

Good news bible, FREE!!!

ask for Ned

[TheBubJoseph]

'Simpsons Arrested In Family Riot'  "Even Maggie"

[nightmeer6]

"Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand: Six Dead."

[rushdi34]

this is bad ass nicely done

[Tabbycat61794]

this involved to much reading... i got to the third headline and then saw that it was 8 mins and was like "oh fuck that"

[MsLeBooo]

@Tabbycat61794 me too

[macintosh315]

mozart symphony no. 40 FTW :D

[evrbody]

Flame Thrower, Vietnam Era

Orig. takes reg. unleaded

FREE

I'LL TAKE IT!

[ThysiosX]

Bums threaten to leave town lol

[00Revelation]

@edward123456789 normally i hate stupid videos with just music and pictures but you did a really good job. good show ole boy

[skedardestroyer]

Ive never noticed any of the second headlines in these papers that have two, lol. Obviously that was the point. Well played simpson writers.

[allaboutdmagic]

My favourite's ' Burns survives brush with shut in' just cause of his expression.

[CynicalVision]

What a rip off, the Springfield Shopper used to be free and now it's 35 cents!

[angelicdemon696969]

@CynicalVision actually it's 50 cents now >.<

[CynicalVision]

@angelicdemon696969

:O Money grabbing capitalist bastards!

[Obamaphiliac]

1:34 its funny to see the other ads..Lear jet, Vietnam flamethrower etc

[superang11]

"Champ to wail on local man"

[RKNELIAS]

Now i want to know how that Hippo get promoted to detective...

[lmeagno13]

Oh man, I love these BUT THERE'S SO MANY.



[SweetShawn999]

2 many!!!

[j4ck70t]

2:13 "NO FAT CHICKS" - Amen

[eiroight]

Notice how the springfield shopper is 35cents then 50cents and even free sometimes

[alhex123]

LMAO I always pause it read it even the sub headlines are funny. I remember the squirrel was found dead and Kent said we will stay on this story all night lol

[TheWisdom13]

Brilliant vid, thanks for the upload.

[JamieAIDS]

Hippo promoted to detective?

2:03

[nwojunkie]

free vietnam era flamethrower hmm......

[MarnieQX]

It's not chowder, it's chowda -.-

[CrazyGuyMeh]

That's it, I'm subscribing to the Springfield Shopper.

[MrPeteyMax]

@CrazyGuyMeh I'm thinking more of the Flanders Press.

[FutureNewsAnchor]

3:41 GOLD!

[24680kong]

flame thrower, vietnam era

Crazed mom goes topless pages 3-28

supervillan [paul bunyan?] seizes east coast

bumblebee man caught in sting.

lotta good stuff here!

[eggiex1]

@ 2:03 - That Hippo cop looks like a hairy ball sack!

@ 5:27 - Reminds me of Earthbound...

[oclarke31]

free trampoline one, above that, "flame thrower vietnam era, takes reg. unleaded"

[forest4life]

"Bear Patrol steps up bombing campaign". Brilliant.

[SteppingRazor9]

My favorite is "Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand", Marge thought it was funny enough to submit to Jay Leno, ignoring the far less amusing subheading "Six Dead".

[majunior000]

8:00 lmao

love how "PRESIDENT SHOOTS WIFE" is the second headline underneath Kids Cleanup

[DJHS85]

"Dog Kills Cat, Self"

[Miniman237]

'KBBL cheats straight A student'

[JackDavis16]

1:30 at the bottom - 'Good new bible, FREE, ask for Ned'

[yoshi6300]

0:57

[draco1204]

Haha vietnam era flame thrower takes regular unleaded hahaha

[MemoriesofIreland190]

4:15  ''Bear patrol steps up bombing campaign'' ROFL!!!

[K0O0l]

"Bear Patrol steps up bombing campaign"

[cfcfubar]

Even Maggie

[SnorkyO]

Local Man Ruins Everything. David Cameron all over

[Sereniama]

Shopper was 50 cents, but why is it free now?

[Trajik101]

3:15 is that Chuck Norris? :O

[bomt697]

@Trajik101 No that is Homer's boss when he joins another power plant. I think his name is hank scorpio (wow i cant believe i remembered that... hope i can remember the criteria for rheumatic fever....)

[blargiannet]

Great job, but you forgot the one from "Homer Badman", "Ho. J. Simpson"

[MickJaggeranKieth]

Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign. the simpsons own

[Queenrock990]

the gay pride one, bart's face is priceless!

[joebeefchicken4]

wat episode is d one at 0:22

[NASCAR4ever11]

1:34 lol u can see Ned Flanders and Herman's phone numbers

[thehatker]

2:35 funniest one i think

[ilovekurtcobain17]

0:31 is from washington haha Q13 kicks ass fox

[doodadamlol]

did anyone els notice the add for the free Vietnam flame thrower at 1:30?

[LastoftheGeeks]

I never got the beaver rescue, but it still makes me laugh.

[webkinzlover93ify1]

old man yells at cloud

[RevenantCheetosx]

Fuck Gabbo.

[juggie19]

family sedan outruns cops LOL , bums extend deadlines oh man these old episodes were classics

[cuervo492]

so geek material lol,

[NJpanther05]

thank you

[RossIrving]

6:20 made me laugh.

[metaldrummer33]

man marries woman in wedding ceremony! :o

[IamTheaveragegamer]

Bear patrol steps up bombing campaign. wat

[alixtron]

hippo promoted to detective

[wulf02]

1:32 Flame Thrower Vietnam Era LOL

[jomarthegreat1]

"Bart named World's greatest Sex Machine" LOL

[dilps]

1:33 OH MY GOD!! TRABABOLINE! TRABAMPOLINE!!!!

[ZomBettie]

big fat man has big fat heart, Little thin man accused in robbery

[MidiArchives]

extra! extra! Todd Smells

[Minus5959]

pair sinks judge's house, quilt ruined hahaa

[Dangler21]

Human blimp sees flying saucer looool omg gets me every time

[RichardHannay]

"Crazed Mom Goes Topless, Photos Pages 3-28"!!! Hahahaha!!!

[Omar7474]

KBBL cheats straight A-student!!! lmao

[em129836]

"Champ to Whale on Local Man" LMFAO!!!!!

[LeanMan821]

God I love the simpsons! :)

[TDunstan1]

11 people cant read.

[DWSimmy]

SUPERVILLIAN SEIZES EAST COAST

FUCK YEAH

[holdercc]

Springfield Shopper - Get it in three handy editions! FREE, 35 or 50 cent!

[bballsniper]

like this if u watched all 8 minutes and 15 seconds!

[ironlunatic1]

hahaha local gays show their pride with barts face on the front.

[webkinzlover93ify1]

flying blimp sees flying saucer LOL

and who tried calling those numbers when it was the free tramoline one?

[himynameisben95]

Almost as good as the news ticker in Sim City 3000, haha

[123kats]

I love the hippo one, lol

[Jamiecfc1]

Good news bible free, ask for Ned lol ;)

[DJSheard0]

'Little thin man accused in robbery'

[zonic26]

PRESEIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPERBOWL what episode is that from?

[FrangiPaint]

MAN MARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING CEREMONY

[pontyfaxjr]

*gasp*

TRAMAMPOLINE



[tcsdef]

"burn's birthday today"

"credits long life to satan"

i love the simpsons

[U83RPWN3R]

even maggie HAHAHAH

[ivangrozny27]

Alcohol prohibited in springfield - bums threaten to leave town

City goes dry today - bums extend deadline

[prop8604]

president simpson wins the super bowl^^^^ in combination with the hilarious pic it is worhtwile ROFLing :D

[stonem001]

Monsters OK slavery plan LOL

[FrostyFin]

5:02 "I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!"

[BentlyGirl5]

LOL at Barts face in the "Local gays show their support" headline 0:20 :')

[bobob477]

"Flame thrower - Vietnam era - takes reg. Unleaded"

LOL

[CoolerKing37]

Was it The Simpsons that had a headline that said "Bill Cosby born"? Or was that The Critic?

[sluggo06]

I liked the headlines from American dad

[MetaRidley000]

Hippo Promoted to Detective, haha

[TheGeekwad]

fat_boy_bomb?_lol

[MrRetlav]

Let the insanity begin!!

[xXSimpsonsStreamsXx]

I uploaded a leaked version of the new episode of The Simpsons to my channel!

[trippywolf17]

forgot "local man thinks wrestling is real" haha

[lukasungen11]

damn, you missed the one from season 11, "unusual large, and ugly baby born *homer*" lol when he looks at the newpaper the day he was born

[htomsirveaux42]

the price of the newspaper changes alot

[Kimiomega]

i love the first !!! XD yells at the cloud

[palnlmor]

great video!!!

squirrel resembling abraham lincoln found

dick cavett born

dog kills cat, self

president Simpson wins superbowl

bumblebee man caught in sting

local man loses pants, life

unfortunately there's not my favourite, deadbeat dad beat dead

[Coprofago7]

'Burns survives brush with shut in' haha.

[proller123]

when did the fuck the springfiled shopper went from free to 35$ to $50 its an fucking

outrage i declare

[lualalsa]

@proller123 It's not $35. It's just 35 cents. Anyway, it's an awful outrage. Corruption everywhere.

[MrDaggash1]

lol; ''Simpsons wins in landslide, says ''crazy promises'' the key. loool

[DJSheard0]

Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef?

[nicky2coats]

school is for losers!

[richardzimmermann86]

Quimby re-elected by landslide- Two more Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbour

[pimmetjuhp]

Local Gays Show Pride. Lol

[sillymrgiggles]

""Bart named Worlds Greatest Sex Machine"

[securityguardclass4]

My favorite is @ 242: IDIOT RUINS GAME springfield forfeits pennant

[XieYali]

"Extra Extra! Todd Smells!" Aw... I already knew that. :(

[garycalgary]

these always zoom by so fast that I can't read them

so thanks

[cstring420]

"Dog kills cat, self."

[Yaozhuvip]

Springfield Shopper went from Free to 35 cents to 50 cents 

[redhed311]

Fabulous compilation and awesome music choice.

[pavington1000]

'' Old Man Yells At Cloud ''

LOL I loved that episode.

[thedoctorand]

One moment, the paper is free, next you have to pay for it.

"Bigfoot's Wife Pleads: Call Him Homer".

[erickrolo]

prez sez: "school is for loosers" LOL XD

[AustinBrock]

Great video, must have taken a lot of time, kudos for that.

[MaudeandBou]

The Simpsons = The BEST show in the world. I just love it:-)

[mustang6172]

When did the Shopper go from FREE to $.35? It's an outrage I declare!

[cstring420]

Excellent Work, edward123456789 and so thorough.

I don't know if I would put this much time into a YouTube clip show.

[samdemeo]

i believe the price jumps to $1.75 when 'Pair Sinks Judge's House - Quilt Ruined'

so don't be posting things when you haven't done the research... jerk

[jackknife001]

imean 1:12

[jackknife001]

1:15 lol even maggie

[maxpower978]

0:21 plz anybody what episode is that?

[MissCartoonist]

@maxpower978 I think it's Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (#1F12)

[ParacelsusXXXHadas]

Haha "Springfield Shopper"

[ParacelsusXXXHadas]

Funny but why do you have to mix it with Symphony number 40 by Wolfgang amadeus mozart? Doesnt make any sense

[MissCartoonist]

@ParacelsusXXXHadas Eh, why not? The uploader has good taste.

[ParacelsusXXXHadas]

@MissCartoonist Ah, yes. I was sure that my comment here will receive a reply.

Anyways, I was thinking more of a background comical music that suites this hilarious and satirical video more than Symphony no. 40 because, I presume, Symphony no. 40 is more "melodramatic" than this collection of satire.

[MissCartoonist]

@ParacelsusXXXHadas I see. You have a fair point. I guess I just personally enjoy classical music :)

[pavington1000]

@ParacelsusXXXHadas - I think the current music makes this sort of ironic in a funny way.

[redi8589]

Lmao, "bums threaten to leave town"

[toonsloek]

bart declared the worlds greatest sex machine LMAO!

[TheNicknico]

exxxcelent song!

this is music!!

[torkoal531]

LOL pause a 1:35 and read some of the other ads. Flamethrower lol

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

LOL I love that episode where Homer gets a free trampoline

[Andahotplate]

See the price varies from 35,50c and free for Springfield shopper

[erickBUENO2009]

what a great post

[thetazinator]

its "Hilarious"

[andreasboy40]

watch?v=K4GSs7e9AAY its simpsons

[SenhordoBonfim]

well done. I´m still laughing...

[Mastafuego]

I'm not sure but i think its mozart symphony nr.40

[FreiherrvonWeilberg]

hilirious!!

[frenkcleven]

Todd smells xD

[pizzara]

W.A Mozart Synphonie Number 40

[spacechic123]

wats the songs name