bipolar u realy r bipolar the goverment control everything includding the free market and u alynigga aint no good taxes if they will be used to support this politicians that all they do is tax and tax u ass day by day and talk and talk and trip on trip signing papers and bull thas all they d ,and is why they need u sweetty money to pay for ther stipends and they little wars and trips to the moon, they dont care about u, u family u elders the vets .the tax system is to slavize u ass till the end
These are good taxes. Lets hit the little guy where it hurts so people will wake up and see the massive gov't control barreling down the tracks full steam ahead for he American people.
Biggest problem with this tax is that loose bag tobacco went from $15 a bag to $50 a bag (tops cans went from $9 to 20'ish) while chemical laden marlboros went up like 60 cents. This is making people smoke the most unhealthy way. corporate...
I'm not sure this is what caused it but its a recent change so I assume this has something to do with it. Still, I don't trust the govt enough to support allowing them control over a "free" market.
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These Guys are incredibly witty and funny. I adore these fella's. I love how they have booze,cigarettes and junk food just laying around everywhere. LOL
would you work for someone if they said they would pay you ten dallars an hour but take half of that from you on your paycheck..If you think about it, 3o percent off of the top of your paycheck,plus taxing food, gas that of which the gov.gets about half of the profits, and basic neccesities, that brings the tax up to about 5 dallars for every 10 you make...U.s. Gov . Out of Controll !! It is time to riot !! the youth of america
LOL they should tAX all that shit way too go goverment justice in taxes yes we can now stop usein all that possion sold too us kill ur self for smokes and booz fuckn idiots what a bout the rights too live free not inslaved thinking this is a big deal taxes on junk??? r u realy that cheap too care about junktaxes?? now this is real morthfukin talk
Held in the misty cold grip of veiled death, the beauty of he'r soul struggles with the callous demons of addiction, caught between life and living, nerves growing shorter and shorter as the cravings relentlessly itch and dig their deep hollows through he'r personal life, controlled by the seductive force of fear, imprisoned by its will, as the dark shadow of slow insidious death, smiles from within the smoke s'he exhales . . .
Clasping its coolly deceptive exterior swallowing a soothingly smooth liquid flower drowning shame sinking fears prolonging suffering looking now through dull glassy eyed anger unable 2 fight the terrifying vertical embrace of this hoax hostage 2 a slick hypocritical bite a singular self destructive impostor absent of pride bottled & discarded upon the decaying heap of social misery forever shrouded in a life of poisonous mist between center & balance, bound only by threads we weave.
The only thing that cannot be taxed is my penis. It's out of work 99% of the time, when it does work, it's operating in the hole, and it's 2 dependents are nuts!
listerines ball sac!! lmao. but on a more serious note, this is america or at least i think it it is? i dont know it hets harder to tell everyday, but anyway if you dont like junk food or meat or whatever then dont eat it. dont impose your lifestyle on the rest of us.
Since they're gonna tax air with cap and trade, everything else is on their list too. We need to take serious action against these damned libs right NOW! Obama's got to go!
...Is your argument that one of the necessary conditions for there to be no income tax is for there to be a slave population similar to the one in the 1800s? And the State is obviously in bed w/ bankers, today (so I mean if that is one of your conditions it is already met).
No that is no my arg. I'm don't like slavery, stealing (aka taxes), or printing money (that isn't backed and 100% redeemable for gold or an equivalent). I like people (including "brown" people). lol "wall street" didn't gamble away buying power. what does that even mean?
Inflation is the loss of buying power. Inflation is caused by the State allowing banks to participate in fractional reserve banking and the State printing money "out of thin air" (w/ no capital backing)
First they'll tax junk food, then they'll tax healthy food. Pretty soon, they'll tax one's consumption of air. The taxman: you're working for no one but him.
Wait one minute I thought we the little people where not going to be taxed. ....I guess not huh? Any obama voters want to explain this to me c'mon I dare you.
you rarely click on something and INSTANTLY start laughing! walking advertisements..we're that already..so true..thanks guys. you made my addiction to youtube worth it today.
The only ones makin any sense in this country are guys with 5 bottles of Jack Daniels, 7 cigarettes lit at once, Listerines ballsack and Little Debbies!
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Cal. wants to place a 5 cent tax on plastic bags, because of huge environmental damage by plastic bags causes and it takes up landfill space, plastic bags also take a million years to biodegrade. The state wants to tax junk food and add more taxes to gasoline, cigarettes, booze, etc. to pay for an already deficit-ridden state debt. High taxation won't make the problem go away, the government wants to keep tobacco legal, alcohol widely available & fast food places open for all, not ban them. +
I got a solution to the booze and tobacco problem. Get some dirty rags, douse them in alcohol, light them on fire, and then lob them at the smokers and drunks! Problem solved.
this is the 6th tme this has hit in my in box ,whats the matter guy's you arent gettin the view's that you used to so you have to repost your vids . people are gettin tired of you, need to come up with a new approtch
i'm sorry queendee, i thought that i was in america. you know, the land of the free. i'll make my own choices thank you. gov ment can stay off my back.
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yeah you can make your own choices ... go ahead and buy it .. . you still have to the pay higher taxes ... and when die at an eaily age from liver faliure, lung cancer, heart problems .... you have NO ONE to blame but yourself and when your mom is standing over your grave all she will say is "why?"...and you act like the money isn't going toward a good cause...last time i checked healthcare was a good cause ... so you can whine, and bitch, and complain, but i think the gov. is doing whats best
i dont govt to save me from myself. you aint gonna die till its your time anyway. some people look to govt for the cure to all of societys ills. govt is not the answer, govt is the problem.
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford
Call your states senator and congressman.Ask them to audit the FED by supporting the following bills.
In congress Ron Pauls-HR 1207
In the senate Bernie sanders S-604
Call & tell them how you feel about the war, torture,nafta,the patriot act etc.
Obama taxes my Little Debbies and I am marching into the White House demanding baked goods from the two pastry chefs that tax payers pay for. Little Debbie Addicts unite to fight this evil against us.
we are living is sad times boys and girls, for all of u out there that want universal health care, just research all the countries that have this u will be in for a shock, it sounds good on paper but in reality is a nightmare, just for an example, with universal care, a person diagnoses u first , this person gets paid commission the more people he doesnt send to the doctor the more money he or she makes,this person dicides of u need a doctor or not!
I hope the current communist US government regime gets over thrown then I'll be willing to go back to the US where I'll once again be free to do things like stand on grave sites of dumb fucks like you and kick back a beer.
Never smoked a cigarette in my life, but 75% of the people who drink at the bars I own do ... and I certainly wouldn't allow some communist government to tell me who could do what in my establishment. As far as drinking ... maybe it will shorten my life, but no more than the stress from working will ... and I can definatley say this ... I'll enjoy my shortened life a lot more than some stiff in the US or Canada who will get forced to pay 50% + taxes to support a corrupt socialist government.
If you don't want to pay the tax...uh...don't buy the junk. Nobody is forcing anybody to buy Fritos or drive on toll roads. If anything, I don't like how indirect taxes are currently paying medical bills for uninsured or unhealthy people. If you want to smoke or drink 2 litres of Pepsi a day, the taxes from them go to pay for your inevitable health crises. Its about time.
America, the land where we're free to be as dumbass as we want to be.
He never said we would not be going to war in Afghanistan. In fact he said we would look of Bin Laden where we should have been looking in the first place.
Semantics. I gree he didn't raise taxes but he's creating new ways to tax the people of this country. So yes, he's raising taxes... something he said he wouldn't do for most people. If that bullshit stimulus wasn't past WE wouldn't have to pay extra taxes on that crap, like transgender beauty pageants, illegal's social security benefits and planned parenthood.
Again I will repeat he said he would not raise income taxes and he hasn't. The fact is the stimulus package did pass so your continuous bitching is pretty much useless.
there are so many other types of taxes,,,but people only get cought up on income tax,,,,take a look at the death tax, the estate tax,,,ect..as a whole taxes are up
I realize that some taxes on some things have gone up.. and if people want to bitch about it that is fine.. but that in no way makes the President a liar as he was specifically talking about Income taxes. Times are tuff and the money has to come from somewhere.. I don't mind paying a little more if the money is going to be invested in our country instead of being pissed away.
Smartassawhip--Obama has the biggest piss stream there is! He rushes in saying we have to pass the stimulus package. Most of the companies that got bail out money still went under meaning tax payers will not see a DIME of return on OUR tax money.
Dynamitemike65- "Most of the companies that got bail out money still went under" Where are your facts regarding this.. some have but Most have not. What do you think he should have done? Nothing? Did anyone else have any good ideas?
Smartasawhip--OK, most may have been an exaggeration. But the simple answer is YES, DO NOTHING!! It is NOT the gov't (tax payer dollars) responsibility to make sure you succeed in business. It would have cost the tax payer less money, kept the govt from going into a $3 trillion deficit. The better idea was let them go under forcing them to sell off their companies to successful companies. Instead when Obama began the mega bailout & companies began to merge so they would be "to big to fail".
Essentially, yes -- my solution would have been to do nothing -- as in letting the free market take care of itself. Bush said he was a free market kind of guy, but these aren't normal times. Sorta like being a little bit pregnant -- you're either free market or not -- we can't have it both ways!
The experts say that had nothing been done we would have ended up in a state of disrepair.. and our children would not have stood a chance... so it's a good thing you are not in charge. The future has always paid for the sins of the past.. you are acting like this is something new.
It is wrong IMHO to print more money, increase debt to levels no one can fathom, much less politicians, and force generation after generation of future Americans to pay for our current and past sins -- not theirs! Keep your eyes open for the rampant inflation headed our way -- our economy is only worth a certain current and future value -- printing more dollar bills only means each one will be worth less -- so to keep profits constantly continuing upward, prices will increase dramatically!
he meant you INCOME taxes. Even though taxes on junk food and cigarettes will go up, you will have more money in your pocket from your income tax being raised so it evens out.
lol.. cigarettes are also a pretty strong stimulant, contrary to popular myth people don't just smoke them to die sooner, that is just one of the bonuses we recieve.
Rather than taxing junk food, it would make more sense to just legalize marijuana and tax it... of course, if they legalize marijuana AND tax junk food they could probably double their tax revenue and then some!!!
FUCK HEALTH CARE REFORM.Just another government lie.I am starting to be ashamed to be in America anymore it sickens me!
BigEasy2979 1 year ago
@BigEasy2979 Its a ..lie?... Care to elaborate? Because that doesn't make any sense
zzyzx0788 7 months ago
LMAO, Listerine's ballsack! :DDDDD
OinkerBob 2 years ago
"Tastes like listerine's ballsack!" Now that's funny!! lol
jerami101 2 years ago
@jerami101 "aw hall" haha, i like how he says that XD
45x45bw 2 years ago
lmao that taste like listeren ballsack.
flag1265 2 years ago
bipolar u realy r bipolar the goverment control everything includding the free market and u alynigga aint no good taxes if they will be used to support this politicians that all they do is tax and tax u ass day by day and talk and talk and trip on trip signing papers and bull thas all they d ,and is why they need u sweetty money to pay for ther stipends and they little wars and trips to the moon, they dont care about u, u family u elders the vets .the tax system is to slavize u ass till the end
nosupecualponerme 2 years ago
he was talking about illuminati which are though to be the freemason
mnz619 2 years ago
oatmeal creampies are good
ns927 2 years ago 3
These are good taxes. Lets hit the little guy where it hurts so people will wake up and see the massive gov't control barreling down the tracks full steam ahead for he American people.
AlyBlack 2 years ago
"A subway is a rolling can of AIDs" oh lord, that's classic.
fireemblem1992 2 years ago 2
Biggest problem with this tax is that loose bag tobacco went from $15 a bag to $50 a bag (tops cans went from $9 to 20'ish) while chemical laden marlboros went up like 60 cents. This is making people smoke the most unhealthy way. corporate...
I'm not sure this is what caused it but its a recent change so I assume this has something to do with it. Still, I don't trust the govt enough to support allowing them control over a "free" market.
BipolarStoner420 2 years ago
2:53 I shited myself.
devenci 2 years ago
I love little debbie.
xj2yzz 2 years ago
1:03 Shit a nutty bar. Classic Red State Update
93deere 2 years ago 2
LISTERENES BALL SACK?!?!?!?! LMAO where the hell did you come up with that???
UrbanInsurgent 2 years ago 9
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witty? This is lame.
diah4 2 years ago
Great Job Guys!
Excellent way you two deliver commentary on such important subject matter. Thank you for the time and money you spend to produce these outstanding video messages.
Regards,
TheEagleCon 2 years ago 9
These Guys are incredibly witty and funny. I adore these fella's. I love how they have booze,cigarettes and junk food just laying around everywhere. LOL
Audioplay3000 2 years ago 4
Red State guy talking here, and this....is hilarious. Bravo.
justintx87 2 years ago
haha dudes smoking like 6 cigarettes at a time
poptube87 2 years ago
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these people are such jokes, stupidity at its finest right here.
burtonbunker 2 years ago
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Really funny stuff.
ChaosIncarnate7 2 years ago
dig a well grow your own smokes and veggies
BeantownJim 2 years ago
LOL!!! Too funny.
3RDIDGUY 2 years ago
they will tax everytime you flush the tolet carbon tax are you ready
Irm6001 2 years ago
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These crackers are so ignorant.
diah4 2 years ago
It's called satire....idiot.
CoffinPuppet 2 years ago 2
ignorant
diah4 2 years ago
dude its a fuckin act and they are witty sit and seriously watch and hear it
DHK59 2 years ago 4
would you work for someone if they said they would pay you ten dallars an hour but take half of that from you on your paycheck..If you think about it, 3o percent off of the top of your paycheck,plus taxing food, gas that of which the gov.gets about half of the profits, and basic neccesities, that brings the tax up to about 5 dallars for every 10 you make...U.s. Gov . Out of Controll !! It is time to riot !! the youth of america
KILLFOROIL 2 years ago 3
LOL they should tAX all that shit way too go goverment justice in taxes yes we can now stop usein all that possion sold too us kill ur self for smokes and booz fuckn idiots what a bout the rights too live free not inslaved thinking this is a big deal taxes on junk??? r u realy that cheap too care about junktaxes?? now this is real morthfukin talk
wic213 2 years ago
All I can say is Hahahahahahah this is great... Keep up the funnies.
donttelluseene 2 years ago
lmao big debbie
Christoph4950 2 years ago
ha ha jackie smoking a ton of cigarettes
TQXPreturns 2 years ago
not little Debbie!! no!!! fuck you obama the day you tax the best things in life is the day we shall riot.
cooldog61593 2 years ago
Smoked
Held in the misty cold grip of veiled death, the beauty of he'r soul struggles with the callous demons of addiction, caught between life and living, nerves growing shorter and shorter as the cravings relentlessly itch and dig their deep hollows through he'r personal life, controlled by the seductive force of fear, imprisoned by its will, as the dark shadow of slow insidious death, smiles from within the smoke s'he exhales . . .
PeaceProfit@Twitter
PeaceProfit 2 years ago
Bottled
Clasping its coolly deceptive exterior swallowing a soothingly smooth liquid flower drowning shame sinking fears prolonging suffering looking now through dull glassy eyed anger unable 2 fight the terrifying vertical embrace of this hoax hostage 2 a slick hypocritical bite a singular self destructive impostor absent of pride bottled & discarded upon the decaying heap of social misery forever shrouded in a life of poisonous mist between center & balance, bound only by threads we weave.
PeaceProfit 2 years ago
dude, that's the worst ,(poetry)? , i have ever read. please stop. please.
vertical embrace? wtf?
lowell191 2 years ago
The only thing that cannot be taxed is my penis. It's out of work 99% of the time, when it does work, it's operating in the hole, and it's 2 dependents are nuts!
mepcolo 2 years ago
lol mepcolo
Christoph4950 2 years ago
Funny
foltzenlogel 2 years ago
i can't understand a single thing that the beard guy says. someone please translate to english?
luciferiexcelsil 2 years ago
you have to wonder how many people this is lost on.
finstervonshamrock 2 years ago
listerines ball sac!! lmao. but on a more serious note, this is america or at least i think it it is? i dont know it hets harder to tell everyday, but anyway if you dont like junk food or meat or whatever then dont eat it. dont impose your lifestyle on the rest of us.
to each his own.
gwargordon 2 years ago
How many cigs is that man smoking? lol
cedarpose 2 years ago
I don't agree with this video as far as the taxing of "vices" but the idiot jar for Joe Biden is classic!!
rsl84416 2 years ago
Since they're gonna tax air with cap and trade, everything else is on their list too. We need to take serious action against these damned libs right NOW! Obama's got to go!
Zile77 2 years ago 3
not just libs, it is gops too, it is all of them.
klegster 2 years ago
yea, blame all taxes on obama. really?
read up my friend.
lowell191 2 years ago
Ron Paul wanted to get rid of the IRS. You know... there were days when it didn't exist and America was fine.
Chrisnoscrub047 2 years ago 2
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We had protectionary tariffs to protect steel and such and a gold standard, which limited monetary creation.
Instead the State extorts your property and creates as much money as they want to blow the fuck out of brown people for "freedom".
Of course, even in the "old days", whitey was enslaving brown people and colluding with vicious bankers and industry anyway...
...back to the junk food and cigs everybody!!
DarthKazi 2 years ago
...Is your argument that one of the necessary conditions for there to be no income tax is for there to be a slave population similar to the one in the 1800s? And the State is obviously in bed w/ bankers, today (so I mean if that is one of your conditions it is already met).
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DarthKazi 2 years ago
No that is no my arg. I'm don't like slavery, stealing (aka taxes), or printing money (that isn't backed and 100% redeemable for gold or an equivalent). I like people (including "brown" people). lol "wall street" didn't gamble away buying power. what does that even mean?
Inflation is the loss of buying power. Inflation is caused by the State allowing banks to participate in fractional reserve banking and the State printing money "out of thin air" (w/ no capital backing)
Chrisnoscrub047 2 years ago
Junk food tax profits would skyrocket if marijuana was legalized.
tonemenolc 2 years ago
First they'll tax junk food, then they'll tax healthy food. Pretty soon, they'll tax one's consumption of air. The taxman: you're working for no one but him.
dmkorwacz 2 years ago 2
Wait one minute I thought we the little people where not going to be taxed. ....I guess not huh? Any obama voters want to explain this to me c'mon I dare you.
jsh78mang 2 years ago
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...wait for the National sales tax...
dmkorwacz 2 years ago 2
I know it is a dem prez so they are going to force more taxes down our throats all in the name of "Helping the country" B.S. at it's finest.
jsh78mang 2 years ago
search THE OBAMA DECEPTION
our dollar is on the verge of collapse
stop the New World Order
this isn't conspiracy anymore kids
know the truth!!!
ohkeepa2009 2 years ago
mmm you two dudes are very sexy. I would love to do some VICE with both of you ;-)
WinterHaven 2 years ago
I know you all are kidding-but what you both are doing is truly the voice of America. Most people abuse their bodies.
AgainstCruelty1 2 years ago
Its not an american thing, its a human thing.
StewartLucrative 2 years ago
you rarely click on something and INSTANTLY start laughing! walking advertisements..we're that already..so true..thanks guys. you made my addiction to youtube worth it today.
craffte 2 years ago 3
The only ones makin any sense in this country are guys with 5 bottles of Jack Daniels, 7 cigarettes lit at once, Listerines ballsack and Little Debbies!
davids11131113 2 years ago
This satire goes right over your head doesn't it??
Haha! Dumb hick!
Justinafifan24 2 years ago
lmao!!
nutballzzz 2 years ago
lmfao
TheResistanceisNow 2 years ago
listerine's ball sack
holy shit that's hilarious
iamcool1515 2 years ago
hahaha awsome i agre with all you guys in this video
VEBProductions 2 years ago
They giva ya vitamin muscles LOL lmao
davids11131113 2 years ago
If they are rednecks why don't they have a confederate flag. Blasphemy.
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jimbobillybob1202 2 years ago
How bout a BUSH swear jar lol
hollandrocksls 2 years ago
obamas a jew
dimebagdemon123 2 years ago
Cal. wants to place a 5 cent tax on plastic bags, because of huge environmental damage by plastic bags causes and it takes up landfill space, plastic bags also take a million years to biodegrade. The state wants to tax junk food and add more taxes to gasoline, cigarettes, booze, etc. to pay for an already deficit-ridden state debt. High taxation won't make the problem go away, the government wants to keep tobacco legal, alcohol widely available & fast food places open for all, not ban them. +
devulboy1 2 years ago 3
I need a smoke.
putittogether 2 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!
TempleTXLive 2 years ago
lol my ass off. I can't tell if this is satire or just pure comedy haha.
millamulisha 2 years ago
3 cigs at once, what a badass.
rel124c1 2 years ago
5....left hand has 2 lol
coolibe 2 years ago
I got a solution to the booze and tobacco problem. Get some dirty rags, douse them in alcohol, light them on fire, and then lob them at the smokers and drunks! Problem solved.
notjustanotherface 2 years ago
they should tax tampons...PROBLEM SOLVED.
onetoughtechie 2 years ago 2
hahaha~!
AcousticAbstract 2 years ago
Tastes like Listerine's ballsack
ilovetogofast88 2 years ago 3
lol. i cant stop laghin........
cjman1997 2 years ago 2
More like a Poor Tax.
Because the Lower Class smokes and drinks more than the Upper and Middle Classes.
Obama is encouraging another Depression for the poor folks.
plutocratarianism 2 years ago
here here
that is so true
republicanboyatheart 2 years ago
You guys are great.
devourmentoffetus 2 years ago 4
lol shit, that is healthy livin right there.
crownroyal111 2 years ago 2
mmmmmmm. Little Debbie. Big Debbie.Looks like I've got a new fantasy. Thanks Guys!
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Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
ckasprak 2 years ago
"ohh big debbie i dream of the day"
haha
johnjohngogo 2 years ago
5 stars for speaking truth to mentholated power. "Listerine's ballsack" indeed! Hear hear!
nestpasunepipe 2 years ago
Listerine's ballsack tastes good to me.. :D
pppoooppp 2 years ago
lol
"that taste like listerine's ballsack" xD
that was great
JeffHardyRulez 2 years ago
NOOO, NOT LITTLE DEBBIE.
Keirnoth 2 years ago
this is the 6th tme this has hit in my in box ,whats the matter guy's you arent gettin the view's that you used to so you have to repost your vids . people are gettin tired of you, need to come up with a new approtch
watchdog3 2 years ago
I've seen this exact vid a few times also- but they dont need to change.
jjaaee 2 years ago
lol at the Listerine thing
faithm 2 years ago
i'm sorry queendee, i thought that i was in america. you know, the land of the free. i'll make my own choices thank you. gov ment can stay off my back.
hillwilliam0361 2 years ago 2
got that right
redeagles 2 years ago
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yeah you can make your own choices ... go ahead and buy it .. . you still have to the pay higher taxes ... and when die at an eaily age from liver faliure, lung cancer, heart problems .... you have NO ONE to blame but yourself and when your mom is standing over your grave all she will say is "why?"...and you act like the money isn't going toward a good cause...last time i checked healthcare was a good cause ... so you can whine, and bitch, and complain, but i think the gov. is doing whats best
QueenDee2009 2 years ago
i dont govt to save me from myself. you aint gonna die till its your time anyway. some people look to govt for the cure to all of societys ills. govt is not the answer, govt is the problem.
hillwilliam0361 2 years ago
If it was about healthcare, there wouldn't be any cigarettes, would there.
averitas 2 years ago
it's great that their taxing junk food, cigarettes, and drinks ...... you'll live longer if you stop using that stuff
QueenDee2009 2 years ago
No theyre taxing it because everyone buys it so the government makes more money, its so crooked.
DylanLFS 2 years ago
o wow that is pretty f*cked up ... im thinking their doing that to make america healther
QueenDee2009 2 years ago
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
Henry Ford
Call your states senator and congressman.Ask them to audit the FED by supporting the following bills.
In congress Ron Pauls-HR 1207
In the senate Bernie sanders S-604
Call & tell them how you feel about the war, torture,nafta,the patriot act etc.
TOGETHER LET US TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY !!!!
JoseyWhales09 2 years ago
lol ty for the laughs
Budsmoker72 2 years ago
Vitamin cigarettes - Hell Ya! That MUST be what he's out sneakin' in the Rose Garden while he's taxin' the bjayzus outta the rest of us puffers!
MzProgressive 2 years ago
Obama taxes my Little Debbies and I am marching into the White House demanding baked goods from the two pastry chefs that tax payers pay for. Little Debbie Addicts unite to fight this evil against us.
djanis123 2 years ago
we are living is sad times boys and girls, for all of u out there that want universal health care, just research all the countries that have this u will be in for a shock, it sounds good on paper but in reality is a nightmare, just for an example, with universal care, a person diagnoses u first , this person gets paid commission the more people he doesnt send to the doctor the more money he or she makes,this person dicides of u need a doctor or not!
usaamerica1 2 years ago
There has to be some connection between African-American men on the "down low" and the fact that menthol cigarettes taste like ball-sack...
ThrobertMcGee 2 years ago
DONT TAX ME BRO!
TruthTaste 2 years ago
The Obama administration is raising taxes on everything Americans love: beer, tobacco, junk food, guns and ammo. What's next? gas-guzzling automobiles? NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
redneckstaggs1988 2 years ago
Haha, Gent Jim's II is a real place to in the Boro! You guys are awesome with your satire, bunch I hear some good points coming through.
therealside 2 years ago
Good work bros. I really enjoyed this one. Death to all taxes!
Phatbowser 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest updates I've seen in a long time!
sparks277 2 years ago
Listerene's Ballsack! That is a classic. Thanks guys...............
Randy262 2 years ago
You guys are the best !THANKS !-great cure for a hangover !
steviebkhall 2 years ago
hell yes, amen to you guys you should of been on tv before the electrions none of this shit woulda happened
wasup23tube 2 years ago
listerine's ballsack. hahahahahaha
throatkickerr 2 years ago
he said "oh big debbie, I have dreamed of the day " lol
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lunabanex 2 years ago
I love this video.
athomemom85 2 years ago
I'd kill for some of those FUNYUNS lol seriously
great video hhahah
Alphacat 2 years ago
haha
softballgirl4321 2 years ago
Sin taxes never work. The money goes into the general fund and dissapears.
bertly71 2 years ago
Wind her watch or S a nutty bar -- LOL (I love nutty bars)!
LifeTrek 2 years ago
im laughing so hard i dont know whether to wind mywatch or shit a nutty bar.
C0ldTamales 2 years ago
listerines ball sack!!...lol
IncredibleDisplay 2 years ago
Listerine's ballsack..... LMFAO!!!
Great work, guys!
anmoose 2 years ago
Yep tax on taxes....insanity, but the liberals Love taxes, that's what they voted for! Wait...Do liberals pay income taxes?!
myangels7 2 years ago
If we taxed Biden every time he runs his mouth wed be out of this recession in a week. XD
racedude82 2 years ago 3
"what is that menthol?"
"tastes like listerines ballsack"
made my damn day
theotherpaulwall 2 years ago
jackie's got like 5 cigs, that's funny
what is that, menthol?
maskedmillionaire 2 years ago
RJ Reynolds needs to pass the production line right out the back door and keep the black market in supply, I'd buy :-)
EquivocallyAbsurd 2 years ago
Studies show that poor people die much younger that rich people. Obama wants us poor and dead, that's all.
CrocodileAvoider 2 years ago
NOT LITTLE DEBBIE! :O
heehee my name is debbie
reesax123 2 years ago
hahaha that taste like listerines ball sack lmao. i smoke kool milds
pandamaniac956 2 years ago
Alcohol, cigarettes, should be taxed anyway, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
Don't want to pay the tax? DON'T BUY IT, you will do yourself a favor staying away from booze and cigarettes.
MCLOVIN50 2 years ago
I hope the current communist US government regime gets over thrown then I'll be willing to go back to the US where I'll once again be free to do things like stand on grave sites of dumb fucks like you and kick back a beer.
lion575 2 years ago
You wanna shorten your life with cigarettes and booze, go ahead, nobody's stopping you.
You want to get cancer from smoking?
OK, well while you get cancer, the government can actually give people health care that NEED IT.
You want to hurt yourself, GO AHEAD.
Nobody's going to miss you.
MCLOVIN50 2 years ago
Never smoked a cigarette in my life, but 75% of the people who drink at the bars I own do ... and I certainly wouldn't allow some communist government to tell me who could do what in my establishment. As far as drinking ... maybe it will shorten my life, but no more than the stress from working will ... and I can definatley say this ... I'll enjoy my shortened life a lot more than some stiff in the US or Canada who will get forced to pay 50% + taxes to support a corrupt socialist government.
lion575 2 years ago 2
go fuckyourself
nobodys going 2 miss you
Diamondsays1 2 years ago
thats what the government wants you to do
filtertime 2 years ago
To be honest Americans are fat fucks! Isay tax the hell out of junk food but leave my vodka and beer alone.
wojosmith 2 years ago
Hurrah!
riethc 2 years ago
You guys are hilarious. Even though I agree with the President on most things it is still a lot of fun watching your videos.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
If you don't want to pay the tax...uh...don't buy the junk. Nobody is forcing anybody to buy Fritos or drive on toll roads. If anything, I don't like how indirect taxes are currently paying medical bills for uninsured or unhealthy people. If you want to smoke or drink 2 litres of Pepsi a day, the taxes from them go to pay for your inevitable health crises. Its about time.
America, the land where we're free to be as dumbass as we want to be.
PS menthols=nutsack lol
Matt6554 2 years ago
Give them hell guy's! Loved it!
Goldowolf 2 years ago
Didn't Obama say he wasn't going to raise taxes? Hmmm, I guess he LIED to us.
nativenyerintexas 2 years ago 2
INCOME TAXES... He said he wasn't going to raise the income tax on the majority of the American people and he hasn't. Hmmmm... Guess he didn't lie.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
he said he'd have the troops out of iraq and that will soon prove true....because they'll go into Afghanistan. Guess that wouldn't be a lie either.
dickNmaryjane 2 years ago
He never said we would not be going to war in Afghanistan. In fact he said we would look of Bin Laden where we should have been looking in the first place.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
Semantics. I gree he didn't raise taxes but he's creating new ways to tax the people of this country. So yes, he's raising taxes... something he said he wouldn't do for most people. If that bullshit stimulus wasn't past WE wouldn't have to pay extra taxes on that crap, like transgender beauty pageants, illegal's social security benefits and planned parenthood.
nativenyerintexas 2 years ago
Again I will repeat he said he would not raise income taxes and he hasn't. The fact is the stimulus package did pass so your continuous bitching is pretty much useless.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
there are so many other types of taxes,,,but people only get cought up on income tax,,,,take a look at the death tax, the estate tax,,,ect..as a whole taxes are up
thesixshot 2 years ago
I realize that some taxes on some things have gone up.. and if people want to bitch about it that is fine.. but that in no way makes the President a liar as he was specifically talking about Income taxes. Times are tuff and the money has to come from somewhere.. I don't mind paying a little more if the money is going to be invested in our country instead of being pissed away.
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
What is really funny is I have seen several rightwingers channels who think these guys are serious like they think Colbert is!
Just goes to show why they are who they are!
SkyDaddy7 2 years ago 3
what they say is funny, and its true, even though it is satire... Honestly now bud. Satire does not necessarily create invalidity.
Kenfree 2 years ago
Smartassawhip--Obama has the biggest piss stream there is! He rushes in saying we have to pass the stimulus package. Most of the companies that got bail out money still went under meaning tax payers will not see a DIME of return on OUR tax money.
dynamitemike65 2 years ago
Dynamitemike65- "Most of the companies that got bail out money still went under" Where are your facts regarding this.. some have but Most have not. What do you think he should have done? Nothing? Did anyone else have any good ideas?
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
Smartasawhip--OK, most may have been an exaggeration. But the simple answer is YES, DO NOTHING!! It is NOT the gov't (tax payer dollars) responsibility to make sure you succeed in business. It would have cost the tax payer less money, kept the govt from going into a $3 trillion deficit. The better idea was let them go under forcing them to sell off their companies to successful companies. Instead when Obama began the mega bailout & companies began to merge so they would be "to big to fail".
dynamitemike65 2 years ago
Invest is a government code word for spend -- what's the last time our federal government did NOT p*ss money away?
And it's bilions and trillions we don't have anyway -- AMERICA IS BANKRUPT!
jimutubes 2 years ago
So then your solution would have been to do nothing?
Smartassawhip 2 years ago
Essentially, yes -- my solution would have been to do nothing -- as in letting the free market take care of itself. Bush said he was a free market kind of guy, but these aren't normal times. Sorta like being a little bit pregnant -- you're either free market or not -- we can't have it both ways!
jimutubes 2 years ago
The experts say that had nothing been done we would have ended up in a state of disrepair.. and our children would not have stood a chance... so it's a good thing you are not in charge. The future has always paid for the sins of the past.. you are acting like this is something new.
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Smartassawhip 2 years ago
It is wrong IMHO to print more money, increase debt to levels no one can fathom, much less politicians, and force generation after generation of future Americans to pay for our current and past sins -- not theirs! Keep your eyes open for the rampant inflation headed our way -- our economy is only worth a certain current and future value -- printing more dollar bills only means each one will be worth less -- so to keep profits constantly continuing upward, prices will increase dramatically!
jimutubes 2 years ago
If I ever run for office my campaign slogan will be "I won't touch Money except to play Gov Employee salaries."
Granted the Federal Goverment would probably collapse under my watch, but at least I wouldn't just be throwing it at a wall and seeing what sticks.
MrWolf316 2 years ago
he meant you INCOME taxes. Even though taxes on junk food and cigarettes will go up, you will have more money in your pocket from your income tax being raised so it evens out.
tatomuck18 1 year ago
lol.. cigarettes are also a pretty strong stimulant, contrary to popular myth people don't just smoke them to die sooner, that is just one of the bonuses we recieve.
HannibalFL86 2 years ago
I am so outta California!! I am moving to Iowa in July.. Cheap Booze and Smokes!!
That's my America!
silversatisfaction 2 years ago
dont forget gay marrige.
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MrBili1994 2 years ago
Rather than taxing junk food, it would make more sense to just legalize marijuana and tax it... of course, if they legalize marijuana AND tax junk food they could probably double their tax revenue and then some!!!
blackturtleshow 2 years ago