Blue Velvet (America's Got Talent, June 21 2006)

[james7457]

Message to Blue Velvet from the entire universe: DO NOT WANT

[biddyhollis]

SEANBABY FOR LIFE

[ProjectRealism]

BABY... WANTS BLUE VELVET



[HTF4ever1]

SeanBaby is a fucking god!

[kylebabb13]

that cheezy dance that the fat lady does is what has me! LMAO

[Rahheemme]

So when does Dennis Hopper come in and start punching people?

[trayann7]

Without question the funniest 10 seconds I've EVER spent!!!!

[nosorab3]

DING DING ACCCKKKKKK!!

[aussiedutchukrainian]

thank you seanbaby!!!

[NextianGeometry]

I don't care if it's edited. The comic timing is magnificent.

[Death0Hollow]

OMEGAEPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!

[Octane64]

First of all,unlike everyone else here, I'm actually impressed. No one's giving them credit were credit is due. I mean, its not everyday that mutant hamsters attempt to sing, that deserves some recognition,guys.

[AdudenamedKemp]

@Octane64 Psh... animal-loving hippie...

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

This hurt my brain.

[greed13X]

Seanbaby was right that was horrible. lol

[streeterville773]

Seanbaby you've done it again!

[leonel1993]

@streeterville773

Indeed, that was hilarious.

[MasterofPirates]

10 seconds of nuclear failure

[Ichigo2862]

seanbaby FTW

[Tareltonlives]

"Im not sure if they are a singing act or a weaponized sonic paint remover"

[Apollomasque]

"All the comedic timing of Van Damme punching a Swiss watchmaker in the dick"

[1983alira]

SEANBABY!!!!!!!

[PenguinForTheWin]

Glad to see everyone else is only here because of Seanbaby's article as well.

[0ILUVMICHAELJACKSON0]

TIMING WIN!!!!!!!!

[Jackwhoknows]

BING, BING, NAAAAAK

Timing win.

[SetnaroX]

Epic win and fail at the same time.

[XNickX]

seanbaby ftw

[LATNG2]

SEANBABY RULES...

[Angthor92]

Uh, Seanbaby ftw...

[PocketRat03]

SEANBABY IS MY HERO

[Ryfasol]

SEANBABY IS GOD

[JJbelle66]

SEANBABY

[phogasm]

Seanbaby rules!!!!!!!!

[KaleWillBe]

Yesss!!!

[SmokeRulz]

They actually sang for around a minute. But this edit is much funnier.

[mizlilly236]

Hahaaa

I wish this would happen more often

[Gznaba]

"Take the shot, all three of them at once."

[FFXSUCKED]

NOT SHOWN: The trapdoor that popped up momentarily afterwards, sending the trio into a pit of fire and hate.

[ozfuji]

that might be some of the best timing ive ever seen... holy shit... holy fucking shit...

[FacePaint902]

hahaha

[ihy]

Thank you, Seanbaby.

[ShinRyojin]

SeanBaby directed me to this moment of epic failure.

[lolabannana89]

@ShinRyojin and I laughed the entire ride!

[RagdollDude]

We are blue velvet... dressed in pink and black

[AnasaziTribal]

DING DING EEEEEEEERRRR!

[BVProductions]

Lmao... good stuff.

[Grifter207]

That's gotta be a record!

[ratchet1215]

It's a really nice touch that all you get to see is the X's, buzzing perfectly in rhythm and crashing down thrice to smite the wicked ones befouling the stage.

[segasonic567]

Hedhnter please stop taking quotes from seanbaby and posting them in the comments section

[Kirbykidx]

And passing them off as your own.

[Kirbykidx]

By not saying that they weren't.

[Hedhnter]

well you figured out on your own didn't you? I figure I shouldn't have to.

[maamfaec7]

Ya know, in the real world, that's called plagiarism.

[Hedhnter]

You guys are fucking retarded. Tell me, when have I ever said that I came up with that? Every person here more than likely just came from that article. I figure I wouldn't have to reassure them that WHAT THEY JUST READ was not made up by me. You've only assumed that I was trying to pass it off as my own. And well, you know what they say about "assume".

[tehcosmicexplorer08]

hahaha oh wow.jpg

[danih8112]

HUMILIATION

[pressuredcontents]

jesus, the timing on the buzzers made me cry tears of unbridled joy.

Unbridled. Fucking. Joy.

[denzelmendoza]

De...

[denzelmendoza]

...Wait for it...

[vladtheeater]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[denzelmendoza]

...Nied!

[denzelmendoza]

DENIED!

[Blues4TheRedSun]

cracked

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

This is why 1962 ended--so these outfits and this music would no longer exist.

[Angthor92]

BANANA PEELS! NO!

[DuelwielderAnna]

Wow, this was edited heaps. The full length isn't actually too bad. O.o

[relbadboy]

Yes it is. Although I'd love for you to quadwield me. Four penises (penii). That's right.

[DuelwielderAnna]

What?

[purpleoompaloompa]

HA.

[MeccaMcPherson]

Daaammn. that was cold

[OMGSEASALT]

shortest indeed.

[coco01325]

Seanbaby, we love u!

[C0rvus]

NOOO! TOO! MUCH!

*explodes into banana peels*

[GEEKcron]

Cracked forever baby!

[locken01]

the guy doesn't actually play the keyboard. he just stands behind it and waves his arms

[WaaahWah]

Cracked!!

[supermonkey16]

Ha ha ha!

[rockrenegade]

00:26 HAHAHAHA!

[Pepsterino]

hahaha Cracked ftw

[keyby]

Seanbaby!

yes!

[PiecesofEternity]

Jesus are those creatures male or female!

[DJZG]

cracked to the top xD

[pixilated013]

Ding! Ding! RRRRRRAAAAA!

[nitroslipperz]

three cheers for cracked

[Maolakow]

hahaha cracked

[TearsOfChampions]

Oh, my God. Cracked, I love you.

[arnevo]

crackaz

[ohnzee]

Crackydoodledooo

[vagitoe]

I love you Seanbaby.

[sallad3n93]

CRACKED

[benrig89]

CA-RACKED!

[comedyjon]

Seanbaby, maybe?

Anyway, cracked ftw.

[zero87mx]

Seanbany !!!

[stiltman92]

cracked

[rich1710]

crackyfantastic!

[AstroRocket]

Crackederrific

[LabbeJason]

CRACKED

[hector91mg]

that was crackedstacular

[voznesenskym]

cracked:1

World:0

[tiosopaman]

OMG GTFO BITCHES WTF

[mindygogogo]

CRACKED

[ScarfaceGirl134]

that was AWESOME!

[swimmr1112]

crackedtastic

[LJascony]

Their career lasted one verse.

[gzuzzfreek]

crackedtacular

[torrobinson]

Holy fuck I cant stop laughing

[injeninjen9]

#$@^ you, Blue Velvet! BOOONNNNKKK!!

Cracked rules the world.

[shenth]

Wow. I didn't know such off-key singing could be managed in 10 seconds. Amazing. Thanks, cracked!

[c0r4z0n35]

blue velveeeeet  lol cracked!

[TwitterMouse91]

cracked!

[StWikked]

BING BING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

[Epim3theus]

cracked

[csu1001]

cracked out

[Parvenu333]

LOL. didn't see that one coming. Cracked rules.

[spiderbat91]

cracked

[dominant84]

Rofl!

Thanks Cracked!

[sparkypko]

seanbaby!

[whatinthe42o]

cracked

[Neversavealegend]

Crack

[PrinceTyke]

Ding! Ding! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Cracked...

[Dark3x]

I'm cracked

[DaHypr1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh cracked!

[LvL1201]

cracks!!

[acehole1990]

Your moms crack

[VitaNegern77]

Crackkked

[ripthepanda]

Cracked.

[leoattacker]

cracked lololol

[killerzboy010]

cracked

[ijustguffed]

CRACKEDY CRACKED!

[beaEval]

cracked!

[teddykruger]

blue velvet! blue velvet! craaaaaaaacked!!

[iliketurtles6667]

Cracked!

[CorenApex]

LMFAO! Cracked. Funniest thing The Hoff has ever done.

[Freeevian]

craaaaaaaaaacked.

[Andreask93]

X..X..X... the fastest outing ever...

[Rarghimamuffin]

CRACKED!

[ComiCast]

Cracked

[AkaiMay]

cracked :D

[russianspai]

ditto to cracked.

[doodles2012]

cracked

[aleashasam01]

did some one say....cracked?

those bastards brought me here too

[ads0529]

Cracked

[Stazmo2]

Yup, cracked too.

[Thelog234]

Cracked

[KUTrombone]

Cracked. Thanks Seanbaby

[sthrnblle1982]

That is funny as hell

[Jumintiger]

dam...

cracked

[thesilverstag]

cracked

[PhoenixLuLuBlackCat]

At least the judges 'X-ed' them in time with the music. Sounds like a cheesy ad jingle.

[sbtech01]

meh.. Close enough

gets my seal of approval

[denzelmendoza]

I love Granny Smith throwing the thumbs down at 0:27

[sirpunchapot]

its really only the old lady who looks mad that really like these three.

[Alckatraz]

The best part is the 3 X's are in time with the song

[AmbassadorSpock]

This is not funny this is worse than awful. America's Got Issues.

[Subartimaeus]

Envy of America makes you one ugly thing.

AmbassadorsmallCock

[AmbassadorSpock]

I think you missed the point. America's got issues means I do not envy America.

Subartistillfu*kedyourmom

[CoCoGirl886]

So they didn't even get to do their act? Or was that it??

[skinpupsea]

This just gets funnier and funnier every time I watch it. Holy crap. I'd like to think the audience is booing the act and not the judges.

[DuelwielderAnna]

You know this was edited, right?

[AnnaLovesBooks]

Yes, we know it was edited.

[Mikodite]

@DuelwielderAnna I've been informed that it was for the best.

[YoungBrave2006]

@DuelwielderAnna

Who cares if it was edited? It's so off key right off from the bat.

[Hatecraft123]

june 21 is my birthday i turned 14 this year

[PlayMadness]

I'm 14 not a troll

[sbtech01]

I'm what and is this 12?

[QCIC56]

this is what and 12 I'm?

[E1F2S4]

so funny!!

[E1F2S4]

so funny!!!

[RegBarc]

Owned!