More evidence/impacts of climate change series...(please read the article before the denier with all the sock puppet accounts censors it)..
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Avoiding short-term thinking in a Big Data world
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Over time, GDP has inadvertently become the default bar that governments use to evaluate... And so economic output has had an outsized impact on how governments have functioned, at the expense of policies that might focus on health, happiness, and environmental quality.
Someone ought to ban climate change so just pass another amendment to the Patriot Act & instead of that 1\3 of the US Constitution sitting there alone all naked bleeding & wondering what happened to it's anal virginity remove the whole freaking thing entirely & then replace it with one single all powerful misconception & after doing the same thing to any recalcitrant religions govern the US & by direct implication the rest of the world with one big all powerful mater-faking delusion.
blithering idiots like you are all the rage. You sick scum bag baby killing machines will all burn in hell. Just who do you think you are kidding? Sure you can convince some mindless retards that you are right and what you despise is the people who see through you BS and call you out on it. Guys like you would sell out their family for a buck. You are a worthless lying coward.
here's a way to conserve toilet paper, sheryl crow's plan for legislation aside: rollitrite[dot]com. it's a product that limits the amount of paper that comes off the role. not a bad idea.
In 1970, when environmentalists were making predictions of man made global cooling and the threat of an ice age, what kind of government policy should we have undertaken to prevent such a calamity?
When Ehrlich predicted that England would not exist in the year 2000, what steps should the British Parliament have taken in 1970 to prevent such a dire outcome?
Finally, what makes us think that environmental alarmism is any more correct today than yesterday?
After the last polar bear, being fed up to be used as evidence for 'global warming', has commited suicide and passed away with a warm 'F... you!', we might begin to realize who benefits from 'global warming'!
Have a sunny day!
Gerry S.
Nachdem der letzte Eisbär mit einem herzlichen 'Leckt mich doch!' Selbstmord begangen hat, weil er es leid war, als Indiz für den 'Klimawandel' zu dienen, werden
wir vielleicht beginnen zu begreifen, wer von selbigem
Where the hell have I been?? This is the first time I've ever heard of Sheryl Crow's mentally vacant remarks about the limitation of how many pieces of toilet paper one can use in a single sitting.
I think Michael Savage said it best; Liberalism is a mental disorder.
@terrymorse Citing google, wikipedia, etc, is a good way to discredit and invalidate any argument you might have. Find a credible source that can't be edited by anyone before attempting to make a point. If you had chosen to listen, this was specifically addressed in the video. Her "people" (e.g. agent, publicist) claimed it was a joke AFTER she was universally panned. "Erm.... uh... I was just joking" is an incredibly lame excuse that everyone, but lemmings, can see through.
@JustA11en Wow! Seriously? In the same Huffington Post blog entry where Crow recommends rationing toilet paper, she also reveals her new line of clothing with detachable "dining sleeves" to replace paper napkins, and a reality show where contestants vie for who's the greenest--with the prize being a recording contract, and mentions trying to hire the June Taylor Dancers for a concert. Now does any of that sound remotely serious?
Satire is a practical joke played on the gullible.
@terrymorse Oh whatever, that's tantamount to me saying I want to kill you, and then saying I was joking when I'm downtown being questioned after you mysteriously wind up murdered. How very convenient! The bottom line is that liberals are mentally bankrupt, and Sheryl Crow proves that. But hey, if you want to go on defending these nut-jobs, you go right ahead pal.
@joker102877 I'm really enjoying how many people were taken in by such a broad and obvious piece of satire. This is a humor gift that keeps on giving, since some are still convinced Crow was serious--even after being let in on the joke. Thanks for that, please keep it up. Just promise not to handle any heavy machinery.
Haha.. love it! Reminds me of the movie Team America, where the puppet of Janeane Garofald (I'm an Australian.. who the fuck is she..?) says at the meeting of F.A.G "As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion..".
I remember the 1980 Moscow Olympics.. the neighbouring provinces couldn't GET toilet paper..! Maybe Sheryl (and other "celebs") could use a bit less oxygen and a bit less power in her microphone.. :)
..or you could wash your behind with soap and running water (hot) and steam it dry. No paper required & very very hygienic :) just a bit time consuming that's all.
Sheryle Crow is an anorexic bimbo who has never used toilet paper in her entire life. She doesn't need toilet paper! Everything she eats comes out the same way it went in. She doesn't shit! She only pukes! Naturally when you purge after eating you won't need toilet paper, She just bows down before the porcelain alter, worshiping the goddesses Ana and Mia, performs her ritual of gagging herself and throwing up, talking to Ralph on the great white telephone! She will eventually die of anorexia.
The video was dealing with Crow's insane proposed law re "Arse Wiping In the USA" hmmm ? Sounds like a new song for her and Eric maybe.
But you've dropped the tone down 2 or 3 levels to an ad hominem, attack that deals with none of the issues at all, just an excuse to sling shit at her cos she's skinny and you're SuperMorbidlyObese,. I'm assuming, am I right ?
How appropriate that someone with diarrhea of the mouth would be obsessed with toilet paper...
And how exactly would using less toilet paper supposedly save us from the Global Warming monster anyway? Aren't they all saying that it's supposed to be caused by CO2 emmissions? *snerk*
One of the nice things about global warming is that the South will be hit the hardest — with ferocious storms (e.g., Tuscaloosa tornado), droughts (e.g., Georgia), Biblical floods (e.g., Nashville), and eventual sea level rise (bye-bye Charleston).
So when I hear some red-neck with a baseball cap, visible chewing gum, and a drawl so long one could cut it with a knife ("he saaayid") regurgitating fossil-fueled lies, I am comforted by the impending collapse of his inbred NASCAR culture.
@PrairieDogged I have to give you credit for strolling over to a vaguely related video, from 4 years ago, in attempt to garner some attention. Some might mistakenly accuse you of trolling based on the personal attacks brimming with hate. I'm not one of those people. Trolls rarely attempt to use logic in a debate. ("Attempt" being the key word.) I sincerely hope that whole angry incoherent rambling, & wishing harm on others, thing works out for you. Good luck with that. *hugs*
Thats funny! She is brilliant! I guess when time comes for me to request for more than one square, I can "float" a, uh uhumm... "private bill" to her personally, and ask her to graciously consider multiple squares for my cause.
I can just imagine how high that desk of hers will be piled. haha
JP from PDX here: Man, that's what will suck if Paradox Crossing gets huge and becomes celebrities - our IQs are going to drop as our incomes rise. :( We should take an oath never to think we're intelligent after we get signed...not that we were in the first place!
People look up to Hollywood, I look up to you because your a person with COMMON SENSE. I won't even watch a movie or buy a cd anymore because I don't want to support these freaking idiots. justa11en please make a movie so I can watch movies again.
Have you turned on the TV lately and watched shows like Extra and Access Hollywood? The degree of celebrity worship is insane, and they talk about the most meaningless things imaginable. These celebrities almost never say anything intelligent about important subjects, only what's "approved" by "respectable" media. You'll never hear them say anything against global warming or the federal reserve or the creeping totalitarianism in our country.
The "joke" was posted on her blog for 2 weeks, before she said it in public. She did so on multiple occasions. Stop being spoonfed political rhetoric. BTW I'm a registered independent, and I drive a Prius. Ms. Crow also has a line of custom guitars made from exotic wood.
The point isn't how big a hypocrite Sheryl is but what WE are going to do about taking care of our planet. You sound like a decent guy and are doing your part so who cares what she says or does? Anyway, I like watching your videos, so keep doing what you're doing!
Anybody with a brain knows that Sheryl was exaggerating a situation in jest to get people to talk about environmental concerns. You don't care when she says she was joking because you really, REALLY want it to be true.
The fact is that this was posted on her blog, and was repeated multiple times. The "joke" spin was put out by her handlers AFTER she started getting clowned for it. BTW If she is so concerned, why does she own SUV's, and have a signature line of guitars, that are made from non-replenishable, exotic, wood?
Personaly I believe what she was speaking was to be taken as a joke. Besides I'm sure she could use less to wipe her ass than you, for you are truly an ass and miss her point of trying to find ways to slow down and bring an end to global warming.
It was not a joke, and was posted in her blog for over a week. Her publicist issued the "joke" spin, after people started to point out that she was a hypocritical idiot. BTW She makes money off of custom guitars, made from non-renewable exotic wood. FTR I drive a Prius, use CF light bulbs, and have energy efficient appliances. My (2300sq. ft) home electric bill avgs around $65. I make more of an effort than her. Fact check, before you post comments.
Fact is you have no Idea where I get my information from. I was at a concert where she made this comment and understood the way she spoke these words to be taken as a joke. :o) Also many great musicians understand the sound that comes from insturments made of such woods radiates a more beautiful sound, but I'm sure you'd be happier hearing this music played on instruments like the plastic gutar at your local Walmart store. :o)
As Golden apples in silver carvings so is a word spoken at the proper time. Ever heard of the Stradivarius Violin? The resin of the wood as well as the craftmanship are what make it know as the greatest sounding violin.
So you were backstage, in the greenroom? I doubt it. That is where the audio was recorded. FTR these, and similar staments were posted in her blog. FTR2 I am a musican and there are excellent intstruments made from smartwood. They are expensive, but no more so, than her custom line.
I am happy though that you are doing what you can with regard with regard to the Prius, Lightbulbs, and such. I am a firm believer that if we don't make at lest an attempt then we have already subcum to failure. I don't care about my life it is my children's that worries me.
I totaly understand where you are coming from with this statement. :o) I said that I was at a concert where she made this statement. Not to be a dick here, but have you never said something and look back and do a Homer Duh. :o) She is doing a good thing I do believe. Giving her hell for her error isn't making her any better off with what she is doing. We all need to be constuctive. I know damn well 10 squares don't even work let alone 1 or 2 :o)
I will say this though she made me look myself for better ways to cut back on waste. I work in the construction industry and I see all the time many many many dumpsters full of wood that could be recycled for use as toilet paper, yet it is landfilled. Some speak simply to awaken others.
actually from what i read the use of toilet paper is actually the reason Hitler got into power....look it up.
seriously though, YEAH one to three squares, thats a great idea, yeah cuz i love to poke my finger through the toilet paper as i wipe...too much of a visual? deal with it!
Ok, point taken. I told ya i dont know anything about Shery, Al or other people, so i cant talk about this. And of cause you are right, that fact indeed does not inspire change - its a pity
I belive you, if you say that you are pretty sparing with recources. But the point is to reach those who are not. And there is always a way to advance the current situation.
By the way: i would take the bet in point of carbon-footprint. Last time i sat in a car or a train or a bus was over a half year ago. I ride all my ways with my bicycle - every day about 20 km (about 12 miles) but onn the other hand, i waste over 100 liters water a day (about 23 Gal) - so there is still work to do
My problem with Sheryl, Al, or most celebs, is that they don't practice what they preach. Eg Bagley Jr...That's a man I respect. Sheryls custom exotic wood guitars, and Al's multiple SUV's do not inspire change. We own energy efficient appliances, use CF light bulbs, and drive a hybrid, so I guess I have a problem with THEM suggesting anything, to me.
The problem with humans period is they always seem to know whats better for someone else, yet their own lives go on in error. Blind can't lead the blind can they?
Check this page to calculate how many Earths you would need if everyone lives like you: ecofoot(dot)org
This gives you an idea of how mucht you personally waste.
Of cause its absoludly stupid, to rationate toiletpaper, but i think in general thats a good idea of Sheryl Crow to tackle this topic because the use of wood for paper its not "Peanuts". Also its a bit utopic to use just two sheets for the poo, but if you personally can lower your personal use, it will take its effect.
I dont know who Sheryl Crow is, but this video shows, that you are pretty emmotional hitting this topic, and shows the arrogancy of a human using more than 4 times our planet (if everyone in world would live like an American we would need more then 4 times our world).
It is really neccessarry to engage the topic of global warming. And it begins with exactly these things.
By the way: There is a other method to clean your *** afterwards: with water. I am pretty sure, that one can get used to it.
...Not only will we be sparing the environment and climate from the disastrous effects of toilet paper usage, we'll be solving another nationwide problem -- obesity. Hey, I have enough material here to make a motion picture!
Allen, I have a solution to the toilet paper crisis. Maybe we could make, no, force rice cakes as a food staple here in the USA. This way everybody would poop approximatly once every three to four days instead of once every day or two. Think about it! We could use up to four pieces of toilet paper in one sitting with this sensible diet; now that's what I call a clean ass...
You are really funny when you are not talking about youtube. Just keep being funny, you are good at it. If youtube doesn't feature you, that's their loss.
Thanks. I'm have no hope of being featured. I know that I can be controversial, and talk about divisive issues. I just had to get some things off my chest. I will return to my normal bafoonary soon.
Give yourself a pat on the back. It takes balls that make porn starts jealous to tell Sheryl Crow to wipe your rear. Next time someone tells me that people who speaks with southern accents are all idiots, i'll point them to you. That oughta be the kick in the nuts they deserve.
Just discovered your videos while searching out Michael Vick. Saw your Vick video, then a bunch more. Great style - and short enough for my attention span! Have a great day.
Celebs are so predictable and boring, Guys like you in this video are more entertaining than a barrel of Hollywood weirdos. Great point! Let em keep talking so we in the real word can see what a bunch of idiots they are. Keep up the good videos
dude i did that when i was a kid and let me tell u it's not fun in the least bit. just do what all people do go buy in bulk. screw sheryl crow. u know by now politics and celebertys even if they say we should help the envirnment they don't. on this dude's (globel warming SCAM!!) vid he mentioned about al gore. i went to look it up and dosen't do shit to help the enviernment.
I saw them, I just think you're a little too quick to villify her. I admit there's alot of dumb liberal hippies, but I think this is a little overboard. The media is trying to make her look more dumb.
and what's so wrong with peta? they have a view and just like everybody else, they are entitled to express it. when you go to buy a burger do you have to buy a vega burger? no, so why don't you just shut the fuck up. it's people like you that think others opinions don't count, no matter how small the matter, this is one of the reasons our government is so powerful today and people depend on them so vastly for everything.
Having views and throwing paint on someone for wearing fur no matter how distasteful is too extreme. Enviro nazi's, peta, or whoever are too consumed with their own views and are inconsiderate. Look at you! You're cursing me out. I'm not attacking you, but you're attacking me. You're doing exactly when you're preaching against. I guess you see yourself as a "dumb liberal hippie." And I'm all for small government. I'm no conservative, but I'm no liberal either.
dont even try and turn this on me you took a large group of people and categorized them as 'liberal hippies' because there are some extremists in their group. name one god damn group w/ political views that DOESNT have extremists. yea, you said what you believed and im disagreeing with YOU (which i have all the fuckin right in the world to do as you obviously didn't mind people disputing with you if you post comments) not being an arrogant fuck and labeling a whole group of people based on a few
First of all, I said "dumb liberal hippies." I didn't attack all liberals. Just the dumb ones. I see dumb conservative rednecks too. You're reading into my comments things that aren't there. My original post here was to defend Sheryl Crow a liberal, I wasn't bashing her. I don't mind debate, but telling someone to "fuck off" doesn't help your arguement. It just makes you look childish.
i'd rather look childish than like a complete moron, as i wasn't referring to your bash on liberal hippies, i simply asked for your version of a definition in which you proceeded to use peta as an example which is what my argument was based off of, so everything you just said has no relevance to my previous comment
Alright. Well either way it's clear to me based on your personal attacks that you are looking not to debate anything, you just want to argue. I think PETA members are extremists. They assault people for not agreeing with them. Kind of like what you're doing. That is what I'm talking about.
again, you're taking a group of people and a few extremists from that group and categorizing them based on the few. my attacks at you are personal, as i'm not sitting here disputing with anybody else, if you don't like it, then don't post comments.
p.s debating IS arguing, if you don't believe me, try some reliable resources such as dictionary dot com
if you weren't prepared for taking 'attacks' than you shouldn't have posted comments for people to see and might disagree with or have questions about. you left yourself out there for that, not me, so take it or shut the fuck up and stop wasting space saying the same thing over and making me do the same, maybe i need to make a video and say it for you real slow so you'll understand.
No, if you read my messages to Allen, that's a polite arguement. What you're doing is simply an attack. Stating what a person thinks isn't an invitation for an attack, any more than a woman dressing provocatively is an invitation for lewd comments. Acutally, I invite you to make a video. That would be great. The more people make videos, the better this site becomes.
actually, a women that dresses provocatively IS, or SHOULD be expecting lude comments as she wore that to GET a reaction. by you posting a comment you put it out there for all to see and respond to. you're still referring to your first comment, what is this now, the 3rd time i've said that i'm referring to the comment you replied to me with, try actually reading comments before you reply this time
I understand what you mean, sure you can attack me. I can expect it. So what's your point? I shouldn't complain? I can complain just as you can attack. So what? Of course I can't stop you from attacking. All I'm saying is you don't want to debate, you simply want to attack. Thus there's no reason for me to try to debate you on that issue. That's all.
Aww, you've given up? I'm disappointed. Here I was watching TV, and I strung you along for over an hour, and now you don't want to play anymore? I've already gotten your attention, I was hoping to keep you going until the movie was over. Please, please, please make a video or continue this discussion!
if you weren't such an idiot you'd see that what you said answered your own question, now please, give this man his space for comments about the video back, and do everyone a favor and shut the hell up unless you're actually going to say something even with a minimal amount of intelligence
Great use of audio and video tools, man! You nailed it. EXCUSE THE UPCOMING VISUAL: Someone supportive of Crowe, please explain how she intends for Rosie O'Donnell to wipe her large heiny clean with One Square???
Ive never liked sheryl crow.
TrainingMuscle25 1 week ago
OK... This guy is awesome !
ryanwalker172 3 weeks ago
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More evidence/impacts of climate change series...(please read the article before the denier with all the sock puppet accounts censors it)..
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Avoiding short-term thinking in a Big Data world
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Over time, GDP has inadvertently become the default bar that governments use to evaluate... And so economic output has had an outsized impact on how governments have functioned, at the expense of policies that might focus on health, happiness, and environmental quality.
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Fast Company
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Nightversionn 1 month ago
Someone ought to ban climate change so just pass another amendment to the Patriot Act & instead of that 1\3 of the US Constitution sitting there alone all naked bleeding & wondering what happened to it's anal virginity remove the whole freaking thing entirely & then replace it with one single all powerful misconception & after doing the same thing to any recalcitrant religions govern the US & by direct implication the rest of the world with one big all powerful mater-faking delusion.
Simple!
spacelizardlaw 5 months ago
blithering idiots like you are all the rage. You sick scum bag baby killing machines will all burn in hell. Just who do you think you are kidding? Sure you can convince some mindless retards that you are right and what you despise is the people who see through you BS and call you out on it. Guys like you would sell out their family for a buck. You are a worthless lying coward.
roywesthouston 8 months ago
@roywesthouston speak when youve grown up beyond kindergarten insults.
Sugardaddy501 7 months ago
i really wanna go to her concert and chuck toilet paper on the stage lol
94xr7 8 months ago
wiggle your big toe sign!!
aqollo50 9 months ago
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GOOGLE> I DIDN'T INVENT QUANTUM MATH al gore SAYS JOHN JOSEPH O'BRIEN :-)
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BUT I AM GOING TO USE "IT" TO FUCK YOU FOR 911 AND INTERNET SATANISM al gore SAYS JOHN JOSEPH O'BRIEN :-)
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TKTRV 1 minute ago
GOOGLE > FUCK YOU al gore SAYS THE ANGEL SURETY ROSE WHO IS CERTAIN :-)
TKTRV 10 months ago
Like really?
Kinda funny how both sides takes it to such extremes... That CO2 is in fact, an infrared absorber.
fireofenergy 11 months ago
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brainiac492 11 months ago
@brainiac492 Shut up faggot you are just mad because he doesn't want to fuck you.
DanielDamascusKimery 11 months ago
Hi Allen.. Well in view of this, here is my take on the chorus to one of her songs........ Hit it maestro......
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
But with only one sheet it's all over my thumb
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
Leave my panties down until it's all dried nice and hard
make up the rest as you want. Jeremy in England.
GalacticX 1 year ago
Hi Allen.. Well in view of what that dopy Cheryl Crow said, here is my take on the chorus to one of her (s)hit songs........ Hit it maestro......
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
But with only one sheet it's all over my thumb
All I wanna do is wipe my bum
Leave my panties down until it's all dried nice and hard
make up the rest as you want. Jeremy in England.
GalacticX 1 year ago
I hate your custy American accent . Makes you sound dumb
PreciseArrow1 1 year ago
liberals like Sheryl Crowbait are stupid and should be considered the idiots they are.
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here's a way to conserve toilet paper, sheryl crow's plan for legislation aside: rollitrite[dot]com. it's a product that limits the amount of paper that comes off the role. not a bad idea.
mahndo 1 year ago
has sheryl ''nasty gash'' crow recorded anything lately??
rotag01 1 year ago
sheryl crow drags her ass across her carpet like a dawg.
rotag01 1 year ago
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In 1970, when environmentalists were making predictions of man made global cooling and the threat of an ice age, what kind of government policy should we have undertaken to prevent such a calamity?
When Ehrlich predicted that England would not exist in the year 2000, what steps should the British Parliament have taken in 1970 to prevent such a dire outcome?
Finally, what makes us think that environmental alarmism is any more correct today than yesterday?
n5ifi 1 year ago
HA HA !!! ONE SQUARE PER VISIT!!!? i pity the man that goes down on her. SICK!!
damnyancey 1 year ago
Climategate - US Government Gets Caught Hiding Low Temperatures - Global Warming Hoax!!!
pls learn more about global warming....
duchesseagle404 1 year ago
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After the last polar bear, being fed up to be used as evidence for 'global warming', has commited suicide and passed away with a warm 'F... you!', we might begin to realize who benefits from 'global warming'!
Have a sunny day!
Gerry S.
Nachdem der letzte Eisbär mit einem herzlichen 'Leckt mich doch!' Selbstmord begangen hat, weil er es leid war, als Indiz für den 'Klimawandel' zu dienen, werden
wir vielleicht beginnen zu begreifen, wer von selbigem
profitiert!
Schön' Tach noch!
Gerry S.
gerrygermoney 1 year ago
hahaha...hahahahahaha.....hah......haaaaaaaaaaaaah...hahaa.......xD
What a tit she is. Global Warming =/= man made
Cstrife234 1 year ago
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@Cstrife234 "Global Warming =/= man made"
On what evidence do you base that conclusion?
terrymorse 11 months ago
Where the hell have I been?? This is the first time I've ever heard of Sheryl Crow's mentally vacant remarks about the limitation of how many pieces of toilet paper one can use in a single sitting.
I think Michael Savage said it best; Liberalism is a mental disorder.
joker102877 1 year ago
@joker102877 Sheryl Crow was joking about rationing toilet paper, sheesh!
Some folks obviously didn't get the joke.
terrymorse 1 year ago
@terrymorse Let's see some proof.
joker102877 11 months ago
@joker102877 Google "Sheryl Crow toilet tissue", then feel sheepish for taking an obvious joke seriously.
terrymorse 11 months ago
@terrymorse Citing google, wikipedia, etc, is a good way to discredit and invalidate any argument you might have. Find a credible source that can't be edited by anyone before attempting to make a point. If you had chosen to listen, this was specifically addressed in the video. Her "people" (e.g. agent, publicist) claimed it was a joke AFTER she was universally panned. "Erm.... uh... I was just joking" is an incredibly lame excuse that everyone, but lemmings, can see through.
JustA11en 11 months ago
@JustA11en Wow! Seriously? In the same Huffington Post blog entry where Crow recommends rationing toilet paper, she also reveals her new line of clothing with detachable "dining sleeves" to replace paper napkins, and a reality show where contestants vie for who's the greenest--with the prize being a recording contract, and mentions trying to hire the June Taylor Dancers for a concert. Now does any of that sound remotely serious?
Satire is a practical joke played on the gullible.
terrymorse 11 months ago
@terrymorse Oh whatever, that's tantamount to me saying I want to kill you, and then saying I was joking when I'm downtown being questioned after you mysteriously wind up murdered. How very convenient! The bottom line is that liberals are mentally bankrupt, and Sheryl Crow proves that. But hey, if you want to go on defending these nut-jobs, you go right ahead pal.
joker102877 11 months ago
@joker102877 I'm really enjoying how many people were taken in by such a broad and obvious piece of satire. This is a humor gift that keeps on giving, since some are still convinced Crow was serious--even after being let in on the joke. Thanks for that, please keep it up. Just promise not to handle any heavy machinery.
terrymorse 11 months ago
@joker102877 Sheryl Crow was joking about rationing toilet paper, sheesh!
Some folks obviously didn't get the joke. Hook, line, sinker.
terrymorse 1 year ago
Don't know if I'd want to get anywhere near her crack!
WarrenByrke 2 years ago
Ha, ha! I'm gettin' a kick out of these videos of yours. You're good, man, you're good.
flyurway 2 years ago
I guess she does not get much oral sex.
uboat21 2 years ago
Haha.. love it! Reminds me of the movie Team America, where the puppet of Janeane Garofald (I'm an Australian.. who the fuck is she..?) says at the meeting of F.A.G "As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion..".
I remember the 1980 Moscow Olympics.. the neighbouring provinces couldn't GET toilet paper..! Maybe Sheryl (and other "celebs") could use a bit less oxygen and a bit less power in her microphone.. :)
MrOllyK 2 years ago
Ha Ha Ha.... I had to subscribe to these videos... LOL Love it Just A11en! very funny, very straight up, and VERY REAL! Thanks for being real, man!
Heatherbery 2 years ago
..or you could wash your behind with soap and running water (hot) and steam it dry. No paper required & very very hygienic :) just a bit time consuming that's all.
PuppetXeno 2 years ago
Ask Sheryl about Marilyn Manson. She will react to his name with shame and guilty conscience.
umadoshikakko 2 years ago
I'll use as many squares as i like, thank you Sheryl!
StapledNote 3 years ago
I LIKE YOUR FUCKING STYLE MAN...I CAN SEE IT NOW
Aw fuck got locked up for using 2 squares .
LOL so much shit runnin down the leg ah fuck that shit im using enough to get the job done.
Tell this bird bitch to piss off.
samson47 3 years ago
That was great! I was in a bad mood but now I am not, thanks bro!!!
GershonH 3 years ago
fff
JockAverall 3 years ago
You are my Hero... keep the cool vids coming!
ghayklan 3 years ago
Sheryle Crow is an anorexic bimbo who has never used toilet paper in her entire life. She doesn't need toilet paper! Everything she eats comes out the same way it went in. She doesn't shit! She only pukes! Naturally when you purge after eating you won't need toilet paper, She just bows down before the porcelain alter, worshiping the goddesses Ana and Mia, performs her ritual of gagging herself and throwing up, talking to Ralph on the great white telephone! She will eventually die of anorexia.
SuperMorbidlyObese 3 years ago 8
@SuperMorbidlyObese Now you see what you've done ?
The video was dealing with Crow's insane proposed law re "Arse Wiping In the USA" hmmm ? Sounds like a new song for her and Eric maybe.
But you've dropped the tone down 2 or 3 levels to an ad hominem, attack that deals with none of the issues at all, just an excuse to sling shit at her cos she's skinny and you're SuperMorbidlyObese,. I'm assuming, am I right ?
felixq78 9 months ago
dude youre just like me! the hat, the beard, the views...cept Im more vulgar lol
great stuff man
billyblackattacks 3 years ago
YOUR HALARIOUS :D
Hoover414 3 years ago
shhh..
It's a secret. >:)
JustA11en 3 years ago
YES! You're awesome man this movie was great I actualy laughed out loud.. I hope to see more like this
Keshlerlovespotatos 3 years ago
How appropriate that someone with diarrhea of the mouth would be obsessed with toilet paper...
And how exactly would using less toilet paper supposedly save us from the Global Warming monster anyway? Aren't they all saying that it's supposed to be caused by CO2 emmissions? *snerk*
captainexcabier 3 years ago
your cool man. i like you
kevinbentley 3 years ago
NICE! very funny!
All I can say, Sheryl just turned me off, ONE TOILET PAPER???????? WHAT????
Disgusssssting!!!
y2rock 4 years ago
This was pretty damn funny. I found your videos by accident and I have spent the past half hour watching them. I am now a subscriber.
depauw2004 4 years ago
Thank you. :)
JustA11en 4 years ago
@JustA11en
One of the nice things about global warming is that the South will be hit the hardest — with ferocious storms (e.g., Tuscaloosa tornado), droughts (e.g., Georgia), Biblical floods (e.g., Nashville), and eventual sea level rise (bye-bye Charleston).
So when I hear some red-neck with a baseball cap, visible chewing gum, and a drawl so long one could cut it with a knife ("he saaayid") regurgitating fossil-fueled lies, I am comforted by the impending collapse of his inbred NASCAR culture.
PrairieDogged 4 months ago
@PrairieDogged I have to give you credit for strolling over to a vaguely related video, from 4 years ago, in attempt to garner some attention. Some might mistakenly accuse you of trolling based on the personal attacks brimming with hate. I'm not one of those people. Trolls rarely attempt to use logic in a debate. ("Attempt" being the key word.) I sincerely hope that whole angry incoherent rambling, & wishing harm on others, thing works out for you. Good luck with that. *hugs*
JustA11en 4 months ago
@depauw2004 Yeah I've only just discovered this guy he's good. Funny but more importantly he's smart.
felixq78 9 months ago
Thats funny! She is brilliant! I guess when time comes for me to request for more than one square, I can "float" a, uh uhumm... "private bill" to her personally, and ask her to graciously consider multiple squares for my cause.
I can just imagine how high that desk of hers will be piled. haha
4b5olut3xx7ru7h 4 years ago
JP from PDX here: Man, that's what will suck if Paradox Crossing gets huge and becomes celebrities - our IQs are going to drop as our incomes rise. :( We should take an oath never to think we're intelligent after we get signed...not that we were in the first place!
PDXvlog 4 years ago
Yes. I'm sorry JP, but you may have to join a lemming club when you hit it big. >:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
if me using one square is gonna save the planet...... sorry people.... but SURF's UP!!!
hairymulletjr 4 years ago
LOL :D
JustA11en 4 years ago
Ahahahahahha!
russjcameo 4 years ago
People look up to Hollywood, I look up to you because your a person with COMMON SENSE. I won't even watch a movie or buy a cd anymore because I don't want to support these freaking idiots. justa11en please make a movie so I can watch movies again.
joshgina 4 years ago
Have you turned on the TV lately and watched shows like Extra and Access Hollywood? The degree of celebrity worship is insane, and they talk about the most meaningless things imaginable. These celebrities almost never say anything intelligent about important subjects, only what's "approved" by "respectable" media. You'll never hear them say anything against global warming or the federal reserve or the creeping totalitarianism in our country.
Ron Paul 2008
jackson32 4 years ago 7
@jackson32 they do not talk against global warming because it is a stated fact
littlegoofys 11 months ago
Just imagine what their test laboratory was like.
joyoust 4 years ago
LOL
JustA11en 4 years ago
3 words: wipe my _ _ _.
jimtoob 4 years ago
>:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
Sheryl Crow's comment was a joke. This is the actual audio recording of the first time she said it:
/watch?v=ljKLi97R_qI
blueONwhite 4 years ago
The "joke" was posted on her blog for 2 weeks, before she said it in public. She did so on multiple occasions. Stop being spoonfed political rhetoric. BTW I'm a registered independent, and I drive a Prius. Ms. Crow also has a line of custom guitars made from exotic wood.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Fuuny! Did she really say that? I like her less now than before, and I really didn't like her to begin with.
Spammyguy712 4 years ago
Yes she did!
JustA11en 4 years ago
The point isn't how big a hypocrite Sheryl is but what WE are going to do about taking care of our planet. You sound like a decent guy and are doing your part so who cares what she says or does? Anyway, I like watching your videos, so keep doing what you're doing!
humpycub 4 years ago
Thanks humpy. BTW I drive a Prius now.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Anybody with a brain knows that Sheryl was exaggerating a situation in jest to get people to talk about environmental concerns. You don't care when she says she was joking because you really, REALLY want it to be true.
humpycub 4 years ago
The fact is that this was posted on her blog, and was repeated multiple times. The "joke" spin was put out by her handlers AFTER she started getting clowned for it. BTW If she is so concerned, why does she own SUV's, and have a signature line of guitars, that are made from non-replenishable, exotic, wood?
JustA11en 4 years ago
What about the ecological consequences of millions of pairs of discarded underpants fouled with skid marks due to insufficient TP used post-shit?
wetbaloney 4 years ago
Personaly I believe what she was speaking was to be taken as a joke. Besides I'm sure she could use less to wipe her ass than you, for you are truly an ass and miss her point of trying to find ways to slow down and bring an end to global warming.
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
It was not a joke, and was posted in her blog for over a week. Her publicist issued the "joke" spin, after people started to point out that she was a hypocritical idiot. BTW She makes money off of custom guitars, made from non-renewable exotic wood. FTR I drive a Prius, use CF light bulbs, and have energy efficient appliances. My (2300sq. ft) home electric bill avgs around $65. I make more of an effort than her. Fact check, before you post comments.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Fact is you have no Idea where I get my information from. I was at a concert where she made this comment and understood the way she spoke these words to be taken as a joke. :o) Also many great musicians understand the sound that comes from insturments made of such woods radiates a more beautiful sound, but I'm sure you'd be happier hearing this music played on instruments like the plastic gutar at your local Walmart store. :o)
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
As Golden apples in silver carvings so is a word spoken at the proper time. Ever heard of the Stradivarius Violin? The resin of the wood as well as the craftmanship are what make it know as the greatest sounding violin.
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
So you were backstage, in the greenroom? I doubt it. That is where the audio was recorded. FTR these, and similar staments were posted in her blog. FTR2 I am a musican and there are excellent intstruments made from smartwood. They are expensive, but no more so, than her custom line.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I am happy though that you are doing what you can with regard with regard to the Prius, Lightbulbs, and such. I am a firm believer that if we don't make at lest an attempt then we have already subcum to failure. I don't care about my life it is my children's that worries me.
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
I feel an obligation to my son, to be honest, teach him to think critically, and not be easily mislead by emotional rhetoric.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I totaly understand where you are coming from with this statement. :o) I said that I was at a concert where she made this statement. Not to be a dick here, but have you never said something and look back and do a Homer Duh. :o) She is doing a good thing I do believe. Giving her hell for her error isn't making her any better off with what she is doing. We all need to be constuctive. I know damn well 10 squares don't even work let alone 1 or 2 :o)
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
I will say this though she made me look myself for better ways to cut back on waste. I work in the construction industry and I see all the time many many many dumpsters full of wood that could be recycled for use as toilet paper, yet it is landfilled. Some speak simply to awaken others.
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
so true
geoff2o9 4 years ago
actually from what i read the use of toilet paper is actually the reason Hitler got into power....look it up.
seriously though, YEAH one to three squares, thats a great idea, yeah cuz i love to poke my finger through the toilet paper as i wipe...too much of a visual? deal with it!
Persondudeguy 4 years ago
ROFL!
JustA11en 4 years ago
lol!
vampirelady69 4 years ago
>:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
Ok, point taken. I told ya i dont know anything about Shery, Al or other people, so i cant talk about this. And of cause you are right, that fact indeed does not inspire change - its a pity
StickstoffProduction 4 years ago
I belive you, if you say that you are pretty sparing with recources. But the point is to reach those who are not. And there is always a way to advance the current situation.
By the way: i would take the bet in point of carbon-footprint. Last time i sat in a car or a train or a bus was over a half year ago. I ride all my ways with my bicycle - every day about 20 km (about 12 miles) but onn the other hand, i waste over 100 liters water a day (about 23 Gal) - so there is still work to do
StickstoffProduction 4 years ago
My problem with Sheryl, Al, or most celebs, is that they don't practice what they preach. Eg Bagley Jr...That's a man I respect. Sheryls custom exotic wood guitars, and Al's multiple SUV's do not inspire change. We own energy efficient appliances, use CF light bulbs, and drive a hybrid, so I guess I have a problem with THEM suggesting anything, to me.
JustA11en 4 years ago
The problem with humans period is they always seem to know whats better for someone else, yet their own lives go on in error. Blind can't lead the blind can they?
Gabrelmanof 4 years ago
Check this page to calculate how many Earths you would need if everyone lives like you: ecofoot(dot)org
This gives you an idea of how mucht you personally waste.
Of cause its absoludly stupid, to rationate toiletpaper, but i think in general thats a good idea of Sheryl Crow to tackle this topic because the use of wood for paper its not "Peanuts". Also its a bit utopic to use just two sheets for the poo, but if you personally can lower your personal use, it will take its effect.
StickstoffProduction 4 years ago
I'm willing to bet my carbon footprint is smaller than Al,Sheryl, or yourself.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I dont know who Sheryl Crow is, but this video shows, that you are pretty emmotional hitting this topic, and shows the arrogancy of a human using more than 4 times our planet (if everyone in world would live like an American we would need more then 4 times our world).
It is really neccessarry to engage the topic of global warming. And it begins with exactly these things.
By the way: There is a other method to clean your *** afterwards: with water. I am pretty sure, that one can get used to it.
StickstoffProduction 4 years ago
Would you like to cite specific, peer reviewed studies?
btw I drive a Prius, and my home electric bill averages $65 per month.
JustA11en 4 years ago
i have no idea who this guy is
but lets elect him 3rd party canidate for president of the united states lol
250lespaul 4 years ago
It would have to be 3rd party. I don't think the other 2 would take me.
JustA11en 4 years ago
do you like kill bill?
adam2u 4 years ago
yep
JustA11en 4 years ago
i love kill bill , i noticed the wiggle your big toe sign.yeah.
adam2u 4 years ago
I have movie quotes in most of my vids. That is one of my faves.
JustA11en 4 years ago
thank you for telling the truth...great job well done...
arvinwynn 4 years ago
Thanks
JustA11en 4 years ago
...Not only will we be sparing the environment and climate from the disastrous effects of toilet paper usage, we'll be solving another nationwide problem -- obesity. Hey, I have enough material here to make a motion picture!
nordon2 4 years ago
Allen, I have a solution to the toilet paper crisis. Maybe we could make, no, force rice cakes as a food staple here in the USA. This way everybody would poop approximatly once every three to four days instead of once every day or two. Think about it! We could use up to four pieces of toilet paper in one sitting with this sensible diet; now that's what I call a clean ass...
nordon2 4 years ago
lol so true i agree man!
stealth5976 4 years ago
You are really funny when you are not talking about youtube. Just keep being funny, you are good at it. If youtube doesn't feature you, that's their loss.
bookhound63 4 years ago
Thanks. I'm have no hope of being featured. I know that I can be controversial, and talk about divisive issues. I just had to get some things off my chest. I will return to my normal bafoonary soon.
JustA11en 4 years ago
i wipe my ass with a 100 dollar bill, thats how i save toilet paper.
freeclipss 4 years ago
lol
JustA11en 4 years ago
Wow, that 1 square of toilet paper has to be the most rediculous crap ive ever heard of. Great work.
sycoslicer 4 years ago
Thanks, syco!
JustA11en 4 years ago
Well done. These stupid celebrities always shove their own foot in their mouth.
Lotusama 4 years ago
Thx. :)
JustA11en 4 years ago
Give yourself a pat on the back. It takes balls that make porn starts jealous to tell Sheryl Crow to wipe your rear. Next time someone tells me that people who speaks with southern accents are all idiots, i'll point them to you. That oughta be the kick in the nuts they deserve.
FrostbittenWolf 4 years ago
Southern? I'm really from France! >:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
No you're not. You don't use "Z" in place with "TH."
FrostbittenWolf 4 years ago
5 and a FAV.
HAHahahaha Sheryl Crow leans anymore to the left she'll fall over.
casesteel 4 years ago
this is still one of my favorites :D lol, lovely
LadySadist 4 years ago
>:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
Just discovered your videos while searching out Michael Vick. Saw your Vick video, then a bunch more. Great style - and short enough for my attention span! Have a great day.
bbmatthews2002 4 years ago
Thank you, for the kind words.
JustA11en 4 years ago
buddy, this video was a pleasantly surprising find on youtube tonight. I laughed. Then I laughed again.
jklseattle 4 years ago
Thank you!
JustA11en 4 years ago
I agree with everything except your awful American accent.
TH4C20 4 years ago
It's an act! I'm really French!
JustA11en 4 years ago
lol the beauties of the Georgian accent, it's just right down homie
aeseeke 4 years ago
On what scale do you rate accents, my friend to the North? Could it be possible that you are toooking oot of your ooss?
jklseattle 4 years ago
wow, if she is using one piece of toilet paper, i will never shake her hand.
nvrsleepnvrdie 4 years ago
lol
JustA11en 4 years ago
Celebs are so predictable and boring, Guys like you in this video are more entertaining than a barrel of Hollywood weirdos. Great point! Let em keep talking so we in the real word can see what a bunch of idiots they are. Keep up the good videos
sphincterspasm1 4 years ago
Thank you!
JustA11en 4 years ago
mmmh. goog point
princepor5 4 years ago
also, sorry allen for going off topic on your video
LadySadist 4 years ago
Sheryl's right! That's why I've decided to do my part and save some trees by holding my shit for the next year. Wish me luck.
thegorn68 4 years ago
LMAO!
JustA11en 4 years ago
dude i did that when i was a kid and let me tell u it's not fun in the least bit. just do what all people do go buy in bulk. screw sheryl crow. u know by now politics and celebertys even if they say we should help the envirnment they don't. on this dude's (globel warming SCAM!!) vid he mentioned about al gore. i went to look it up and dosen't do shit to help the enviernment.
missingnin254 4 years ago
i forgot a word what i ment 2 sa was "he dosen't do shit 2 help the enviernment"
my bad
missingnin254 4 years ago
WHAT THE ??? Is she serious LOL
WAITES1234 4 years ago
Sadly.....yes.
JustA11en 4 years ago
zygote man, that's cold. so awesome!
aeseeke 4 years ago
thx aeseeke. >:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
Oh...sorry...i meant "the 3 sea shells" :)
monfabramar 4 years ago
We should throw the toilet papper into the trees and start using "the 3 shells"....that might help lol.
monfabramar 4 years ago
Do you not know that Sheryl Crow was joking when she made those statements?
mousers21 4 years ago
Please read my previous comments. You are incorrect.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I saw them, I just think you're a little too quick to villify her. I admit there's alot of dumb liberal hippies, but I think this is a little overboard. The media is trying to make her look more dumb.
mousers21 4 years ago
I disagree. The media supported the spin, released by her people.
JustA11en 4 years ago
'dumb liberal hippies?' do explain, as i'm curious what it takes to become a 'dumb liberal hippie' ie. what they believe, etc.
LadySadist 4 years ago
All it takes is taking reasonable liberal ideas to the point of unreasonableness. For example PETA.
mousers21 4 years ago
and what's so wrong with peta? they have a view and just like everybody else, they are entitled to express it. when you go to buy a burger do you have to buy a vega burger? no, so why don't you just shut the fuck up. it's people like you that think others opinions don't count, no matter how small the matter, this is one of the reasons our government is so powerful today and people depend on them so vastly for everything.
LadySadist 4 years ago
Having views and throwing paint on someone for wearing fur no matter how distasteful is too extreme. Enviro nazi's, peta, or whoever are too consumed with their own views and are inconsiderate. Look at you! You're cursing me out. I'm not attacking you, but you're attacking me. You're doing exactly when you're preaching against. I guess you see yourself as a "dumb liberal hippie." And I'm all for small government. I'm no conservative, but I'm no liberal either.
mousers21 4 years ago
dont even try and turn this on me you took a large group of people and categorized them as 'liberal hippies' because there are some extremists in their group. name one god damn group w/ political views that DOESNT have extremists. yea, you said what you believed and im disagreeing with YOU (which i have all the fuckin right in the world to do as you obviously didn't mind people disputing with you if you post comments) not being an arrogant fuck and labeling a whole group of people based on a few
LadySadist 4 years ago
First of all, I said "dumb liberal hippies." I didn't attack all liberals. Just the dumb ones. I see dumb conservative rednecks too. You're reading into my comments things that aren't there. My original post here was to defend Sheryl Crow a liberal, I wasn't bashing her. I don't mind debate, but telling someone to "fuck off" doesn't help your arguement. It just makes you look childish.
mousers21 4 years ago
i'd rather look childish than like a complete moron, as i wasn't referring to your bash on liberal hippies, i simply asked for your version of a definition in which you proceeded to use peta as an example which is what my argument was based off of, so everything you just said has no relevance to my previous comment
LadySadist 4 years ago
Alright. Well either way it's clear to me based on your personal attacks that you are looking not to debate anything, you just want to argue. I think PETA members are extremists. They assault people for not agreeing with them. Kind of like what you're doing. That is what I'm talking about.
mousers21 4 years ago
again, you're taking a group of people and a few extremists from that group and categorizing them based on the few. my attacks at you are personal, as i'm not sitting here disputing with anybody else, if you don't like it, then don't post comments.
p.s debating IS arguing, if you don't believe me, try some reliable resources such as dictionary dot com
LadySadist 4 years ago
Point taken. I should probably have said, you just want to attack me. And that's fine.
mousers21 4 years ago
if you weren't prepared for taking 'attacks' than you shouldn't have posted comments for people to see and might disagree with or have questions about. you left yourself out there for that, not me, so take it or shut the fuck up and stop wasting space saying the same thing over and making me do the same, maybe i need to make a video and say it for you real slow so you'll understand.
LadySadist 4 years ago
No, if you read my messages to Allen, that's a polite arguement. What you're doing is simply an attack. Stating what a person thinks isn't an invitation for an attack, any more than a woman dressing provocatively is an invitation for lewd comments. Acutally, I invite you to make a video. That would be great. The more people make videos, the better this site becomes.
mousers21 4 years ago
actually, a women that dresses provocatively IS, or SHOULD be expecting lude comments as she wore that to GET a reaction. by you posting a comment you put it out there for all to see and respond to. you're still referring to your first comment, what is this now, the 3rd time i've said that i'm referring to the comment you replied to me with, try actually reading comments before you reply this time
LadySadist 4 years ago
I understand what you mean, sure you can attack me. I can expect it. So what's your point? I shouldn't complain? I can complain just as you can attack. So what? Of course I can't stop you from attacking. All I'm saying is you don't want to debate, you simply want to attack. Thus there's no reason for me to try to debate you on that issue. That's all.
mousers21 4 years ago
anybody that ever told you ignorance is bliss needs to be shot dead and then have their face smeared in alpaca shit
LadySadist 4 years ago
Why would you believe anyone has told me "ignorance is bliss"?
mousers21 4 years ago
Aww, you've given up? I'm disappointed. Here I was watching TV, and I strung you along for over an hour, and now you don't want to play anymore? I've already gotten your attention, I was hoping to keep you going until the movie was over. Please, please, please make a video or continue this discussion!
mousers21 4 years ago
if you weren't such an idiot you'd see that what you said answered your own question, now please, give this man his space for comments about the video back, and do everyone a favor and shut the hell up unless you're actually going to say something even with a minimal amount of intelligence
LadySadist 4 years ago
Hahaha, awesome. I knew you were the kind that has to get the last word.
mousers21 4 years ago
Great use of audio and video tools, man! You nailed it. EXCUSE THE UPCOMING VISUAL: Someone supportive of Crowe, please explain how she intends for Rosie O'Donnell to wipe her large heiny clean with One Square???
bodhranmaster 4 years ago
Thanks for the comment......DAMN YOU for the visual!
JustA11en 4 years ago