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  • If u try to make a gerbil dance they will bite u which is y my BFF hates gerbils

  • lol they licked teh walls

  • I looked up James Faden on facebook and called him a dickhead.

  • @SkyMaro Seriously?

  • brings back sad memories

  • Killed by that DICKHEAD Jim Faden.

  • Wow, gerbils have great feelings for eachother

  • My mother had a black cat called "Black kitty" and a white cat called "White kitty" She`s really creative, isn`t she...

  • My gerbils once got out of the cage and one fell off a ledge and was paralyzed so we had to put her to sleep and the other died of depression several weeks later :( the day before she died all she did was sleep even when I picked her up like 10 seconds later shed fall asleep in my hand

  • Ya, the same thing happen to my gerbils, the father ate it's son then i threw him at the wall, in which he died on impact. Then the mother was on my tall dresser and jumped off and committed suicide.

  • Cant stop watching these dam videos LMFA

  • wtf @IVUIU

  • Ok! Got Damnit! THIS is the last one before bed!

  • So... what did you learn from your gerbils then?

  • Must train my dog for combat.

  • "Fatricia" LMAO XD

  • i said to myself if i like this video ill subscribe.......i liked it

  • Ohh poor skinny! :(

  • What I learned from my gerbil: Fleas are fun to watch bounce around a cage and white cats are more excitable predators compared to black cats.

  • Fuck man why do you keep making me write Comments!!

  • this stuff sorta makes me sad but at the same time it makes me feel more human does this make any sense to anyone

  • @TheWhiteOp True, his thoughts are quite negative, and unlike other videos on youtube he doesn't cencore out bad things that happened to his life. I think he showes the truth about humanity and people, but I recommend not letting him manipulate too much of your own thoughts and opinions.

  • amg, my gerbils did the same thing, 'cept they ALSO flung their dead babies out of the cage and I found them weeks later in my closet, because apparently it was left open when they did that.

  • Once I was really drunk at a party and 3 gerbils were running around in my boxershort... the owners of the gerbils told me that one was missing... what the hell happened?

  • "Killed by that dickhead Jim Faden" made me laugh harder than anything I'd ever seen about rodents.

  • Must train my gerbils for combat...

  • lol i love how the annotation actually type what hes saying

  • 3:16 Problem?

  • ...because I haven't traied my gerbils for combat

    LOL COMBAT

  • Never trained the gerbils for combat, huh? I doubt it Lev, I really doubt it.

  • Levni Yilmaz: Professional Artist of Gerbils Fucking.

  • "I assured him that I never trained the gerbils for combat" LoL

  • Awww... Gerbil gerbil gerbil <3

  • and i spelled disease wrong sorry

  • I got bit buy a gerbil once took a huge chunk of my thumb at that point i wasnt worried about dissie and really it was bleeding like crazy but nothing really happend and well healed itself

  • Fuck, my hamsters ate each other. They didn't have babies and eat them, they downright turned cannibal on each other and started eating each other. It was not pleasant to wake up to in the morning.

  • I Felt in Love with the story Line..

  • LOL 1:53 "Killed by That Dickhead Jim Faden"

  • dude....we are kindof on the same hamster wheel with naming our rodents.....mine was named stinky....i was like 5 or 7....so when i look back its a funny name for a kid to just call a hamster...

  • Awww. Sad story. You should have had guinea pigs instead of gerbils. You'd be a happier man now, even if you'd bred them.

    I hope you're choosing your friends more wisely now too!

  • awesome grave 

  • "I didn't train my gerbils for combat" Someone please do a supervillain that uses gerbils for combat. I had a hamster once that actually got so fat it got stuck in it's tubes for it's cage and died :s Took me about a week to figure out.

  • @sasukeichigo12

    :S ...ew

  • I killed my hamster... :(

  • "and i had not specifically trained my Gerbils for combat" oh man, i dont know why that made me laugh so hard but it did lol

  • You have got it, and some!

  • the look on his face at 3:15 is AWESOME

  • lmao fats and fatricia funny, lovely vid

  • :D My gosh, this is weird. I too had a accident with my gerbil, which killed it. Let's just say, i got carried away while playing with it. Damn... One of the most traumatic experiences of my life.. And here you are, telling a story that's almost identical.

  • I miss my gerbil:( She used to squeak at me<3

  • ,,, I loved this thanks x

  • FATRICIA LMAO

  • I'm actually really scared of Hamsters now because they eat their kids. =.=

  • I want be just like you

  • combat trained gerbil army! AWESOME

  • hmm u're really out of ideas arent u?

  • @Phersephoie you obviously havent seen all his videos or you're expecting something different, like I don't know... Rock music from Kanye West or him having a go at classical music. He is retelling things from life from his perspective. Maybe he is running out of ideas but at least he's doing something that got him more than 100,00 views. What have you achived?

  • @boyetthewatcher wow calm there ppl...it's just a video and yes my crtique is coming from a person that's seen and loved these videos as much as everyone els...he's talented, not god cool it

  • @Phersephoie What are you talking about? This was a great story! I can relate to this except my friend and I built mazes for them and then a boxing ring to have gerbil wars.

  • lol "killed by that dick head jim faden"

  • Fuzzyboy and 0bodobod0. Who the hell cares? It seems like the only reason you two are fighting over something as stupid as gerbils eating their babies is to prove something to either yourselves or each other.

    "You seem like one of those egotist who need the last word so go for it." really? You're 'that' kind of person huh, lol. You guys completely missed the point of this video. And the reason that's funny is because there was NO point in this video.

  • @TheReapersScythe1 I just like watching him get irrationally offended. I'm waiting for him to get angry at me for using words he doesn't understand.

  • @TheReapersScythe1 Im just messing with him. I'm trolling him. And he's taking the bait. And i know there is no point to this video. Lev is amazing

  • This is just awesome!

  • survival was the lesson!

    

  • SO uncanny! My brother and I each had a gerbil and we used to put them out in the room and let them run around! My brother's was Alice and my gerbil was Sleepy and they had 7 babies!! And the male got agressive and the babies died D=. Sometime later my brother and i decided to throw them on our beds because we were naive little 7 and 5 year olds. Unfortunately my brother threw Alice too hard and it hit the wall and died. Sleepy, on the other hand, lived 5 long years. RIP little guy, i miss you.

  • I had to assure my math teacher I had not specifically trained my gerbil for combat.

    -Lev

  • I cried ):

  • we had a pregnant gerbil once... we got rid of the male because we knew we'd have too many and apparently they get aggressive towards the babies.... we came down the next morning and she must have been injured from giving birth but managed to last long enough to kill all the babies first -.-... now I have no gerbils...

  • If only I had a gerbil, I'd train him in combat to become a great warrior and end up on deadliest warriors against a spartan. The gerbil would win.

  • Baby gerbils are delicious, but kinda high in cholesterol, so I had to give them up. Now I only eat baby birds and guppies.

  • goodness...reminds me when my two hamsters fought(by fought I mean the older one bullied and took a big bite out of the younger one's ear) and the younger one was almost scared to death... luckily I saw it just in time and gave him a massage to calm him... sounds weird, but it saved his life... But yeah, it helped that I read in a book that little critters can be literally scared to death.

  • 28 people have been mauled by combat trained gerbils.

  • Jim Faden is a cunt.

  • best one yet!

  • I had a hamster once and it always bit me.....but i still kept petting it every morning and it just kept bitting me....I had bite marks all over my hands (I was only 7) XD (and every finger had a bandaid on it)

  • i LOLED IN THE END HAHAHAHAHAH 

  • We had three glass cases of two pet gerbils each and they'd be constantly giving birth to to 16 babies a pop and eating them.

  • I trained my gerbil for combat :)

  • LOL train a gerbil for combat

  • 'If he doesn't move by the time the A Team is over that means he's dead.'

    Why isn't this standard medical practice?

  • Fuck I loved my gerbils

  • @Ignorantf00l i read " i fucked my gerbils" which got me confused.

  • @theK0OKS Due to my thin vocabulary I use "fuck" to emphasize emotions. I should learn new words.

  • @Ignorantf00l hahahahaha

  • Gerbils and hamsters will eat their babies if you touch the babies.

    They smell a foreign smell, assume it's an intruder and so kill them and eat them. Don't touch hamsters or gerbils until they are about 6 weeks old I think. Maybe longer to be safe.

  • @Largestina Often its usually just the male who eats them, if he fears that it isn't his own offspring. Much like lions, and many other animals...

    Pregnant females, almost no matter the specie, should always be in a cage for itself when it gives birth to its babies, and care for them until they are old enough to leave.

  • @Largestina No they kill them because they are weak and the mother gerbil is saving her teet for stronger more naturally stronger.

  • @fuzzyboy501 what's the reason when they kill the entire litter? Let's not interchange result with intent.

  • @0bWhile Wikipedia says "Instances are relatively rare, a gerbil may eat her young if she is suffering from stress or a protein deficiency, expecting another litter, or because one of her pups is sickly and she wishes to protect the others" Reslut with intent? Your the one who is claiming it's the foriegn human smell. Your the clueless jackass who is buying into the theory used for bird eggs by parents to keep their children from touching and playing with the birds eggs. Please stop looking dumb

  • @fuzzyboy501 Irrationally offended much? Uncalled for foul language on your part. Here are sources that shouldn't be used.

    "If the human scent gets on the young gerbils...mothers will kill them because of the different scent." - Tyrah Kalman

    "sometimes the mothers get stressed...other times the mother might not be getting enough nutrition and eat a few of their babies in order to feed the others" - AceJazz

    Now that we understand google isn't research, let's get some empirical data.

    

  • @fuzzyboy501

    Actual scientific studies:

    tinyurl (dot) com/5s87rwm

    tinyurl (dot) com/6zgg6s7

    tinyurl (dot) com/65bbnub

  • @fuzzyboy501

    If your source is wiki, it was removed some time ago (go look it up) and only 1 out of 5 of the explanations is remotely about feeding "stronger" pups. You left out "Gerbils are also very sensitive to scent, and a mother may eat her young if they smell unfamiliar - for example after being handled by humans, or in contact with another gerbil" from the rest of your source.

  • @0bodobod0 I owned a male and a female gerbil. They had quite a few litters and the only ate a few whole litters and them a few out of a few other litters. Have you personally coducted an experiment with multiple litters in which you handle one and dont handle the other and see how the mother reacts. I'm sure you haven't. And gerbils that are bought from a pet store are domesticated and handled by humans from the time they are born. The human smell would be far from "unfamiliar".

  • @fuzzyboy501

    "I'm sure you haven't." That's right, I haven't gone out of my way and spend thousands of dollars and hours to do an experiment that 1) you should be doing and 2) where the result can already be inferred from other studies. You're the one who claimed infanticide was a matter of feeding the strongest pups without support; the burden of proof is on you.

  • @0bodobod0 Thousands of dollars? All you need are to litters of gerbils and thier mother. Handle the one litter and don't handle the other and then look at the results.

  • @fuzzyboy501 You're showing you have no idea how to perform a controlled experiment with statistically significant results.

  • @fuzzyboy501 If you're asking for my proof i already cited 3 sources for you in which infanticide had nothing to do with the strongest pup surviving. There are many reasons for gerbil infanticide which was my initial point, "Let's not interchange result with intent".

  • @0bodobod0 Initially you said "Gerbils and hamsters will eat their babies if you touch the babies". You didn't say "Along with many other reasons". So you are wrong. You made an incredibly specific statment saying that gerbils will only kill there babiesfor that reason. In every instance and article of reaseach i've ever seen the mother ate the pups/pups beacause she had either A) A lack of protien. B) An unatural amount of stress. Next time you post try to be broader about it. Okay?

  • @fuzzyboy501

    I said "Let's not interchange result with intent." I know youtube comments are difficult to navigate, but using the search function with copy + paste is not hard. My answer was obviously ambiguous for obvious reasons obviously; there was nothing to suggest causes for infanticidal behaviors in response to your original singular answer, that was your own assumption. If you think I made "incredibly specific statements" then you need work on your reading comprehension.

  • @0bodobod0 You contradicted yourself. You've lost. You said "Gerbils and hamsters will eat their babies if you touch the babies" then you proceeded to say, "There are many reasons for gerbil infanticide which was my initial point." And I'm also incrdibly ammused that I've managed to engage you in a debate about gerbils killing thier offspring for roughly four days. I never had gerbils and never looked on wikipedia. You come off as one of those egotist who needs the last word so go for it.

  • @fuzzyboy501 lol this isn't a debate. Exclusive disjunctions are not contradictions. You say you didn't use Wikipedia or owned gerbils but, "Wikipedia says "Instances are relatively rare..."" and "I owned a [...] gerbil" by your own words. So you were lying, thanks for admitting that at least. Call me an egotist if it makes you feel better. Also, you seem to think I'm Largestina. Should I therefore assume you're Baron Munchhausen?

  • @0bodobod0 To be quite honest gerbils aren't particullarly smart animals. That's why I own rats. Rats are more affectionate and much smarter. And yes I lied to get the satisfaction of keeping you glued to your computer looking things up on wikipedia and what not. You feed the troll. The troll is hungry. Hurry and feed it some more.

  • @fuzzyboy501 See, now you're trying too hard. Being backed into a corner only to proclaim that you knew what you were doing all along. Very disappointing.

  • @Largestina also i've heard that sometimes parents (animals i mean) will eat their babies to save/ spare them from something, like if they thought that someone was going to take them or put them through some sort of pain or misery.

  • @Largestina same is true with seals and more than likely a whole plethra of species

  • @Largestina Can I eat my kids if strangers touch 'em?

  • @TheCaptain008 i dont get it

  • @TheCaptain008 if you're a girbil, you probably will...

  • @Largestina that's the same with birds, if you touch their eggs they roll the eggs outta the nest in order for them to smash to death. Nature is strange...but so fascinating

  • @Largestina I once had a hamster we didnt know it was pregnent so when we saw the babies we thought it was something else i touched and felt it i discovered it was a baby i spent the day feeding it by myself as if it was my own

    when i but him back in the cage for the nigh since only had one cage (we planned on buying a seprate one in the morning) i discoverd my adopted hamster child had been eaten alive as you could guess the first hamster was reliesed to the wild as i saw him as a sick mo fo

  • @Largestina *touch* * touch* *touch* HAHAHA I AM GOD

  • Holy crap it they ate theyre babies!! ahaha ftw man

  • You didn't train them for combat? Comon

  •  My friend has to take the babys out of the cage, asap! or.... that. I am very glad I have 2 girls

  • Respond to this video...  My friend has to take the babys out of the cage, asap! or.... that. I am very glad I have 2 girls

  • poor skinny :(

  • "Unfit parents." LOL

    And can gerbils really eat their offspring???? I highly doubt that.

  • @LeftyChipper i know hamsters can so I wouldnt be suprised. Its normally because its cause the mom is too young,something happens and she freaks out, or if they think there isnt enough food, or the baby is injured beyond hope of healing. its normally either the mom being irresponsible or a mercy kill type of scenario so that her babies dont suffer.

  • "Killed by that dickhead jim faden"

    If that was on my tombstone...oh, my best friend would fuck that guy up

  • Damn you Jim Faden!

  • see fat gerbals get love!

  • lol so funny this is great

  • Press two for frogs.

  • "Although not long after that, we became aware of natures rather more demented side when we had discovered that they had eaten most of them" haha I couldn't stop laughing at that

  • I would kick jims ass if he killed any of my pets even if it was mouse that lived in the corner that I would occasionly feed

  • I had a Gerbil Named Duchie and a cat named Mr.Fat :S

  • "killed by that dickhead jim faden" I NEED THIS ON MY TOMBSTONE

  • i laughed out loud when they ate the babies.. how twisted am i?

  • Poor Skinny :(

  • happened the sam to me (Y)

  • jim faden is an asshole

  • I'm going to buy like 7 gerbils now and train them for combat to bite all the dicks I know. But that might be a bad idea because the dicks might just end up making all the gerbils like Skinny and that would make me sad and also probably feel a little guilty that I knowingly sent a bunch of innocent gerbils to their deaths.

  • I had s couble of gerblis, and i also remember them mating and those pink hairless babies... Yuughhhh.

  • this is so sad

  • this is seriously the funniest one ive seen yet lol XD

  • gerbils are awesome

  • Oh god, the gerbil cannibalism made me laugh 'til I hurt.

  • "KILLED BY THAT DICKHEAD" lol

  • Fatricia! lol

  • finger poking skinny made me laugh so hard tears came out my eyes

  • I don't think I want a gerbil anymore..

  • This video made me cry, a few years back my boy friend killed my hamster by dropping a brick on her, when i noticed her just laying there i poked her and called her by her name but she wouldn't move, he killed her = (

  • @TheAlmightyBread what a jerk, why'd he drop a brick on her? poor lil thing :(

  • @TheAlmightyBread What was your boyfriend doing with a brick and a hamster?

  • I wish you had drawn a gerbil trained for combat

  • haha this exact thing happened to me.. I had two brother gerbils and my dog ate one of them :( so we got another, but it turned out to be a girl. it ended up having two litters of babies and the mother ate some of them.. so i gave the rest away. I kept 3. yay.

  • can you imagine if you could specifically train gerbils for combat...

  • Curse you Jim Faden! >:(

  • Not that I really care, but how is 19 higher than 207 YouTube?

  • LOL they really enjoyed each other's company :]

  • hey y in some videos it says lev and others it says levni

  • What they ate their babies! :0

  • I am gonna send a message of insult to everyone name jim faden on facebook >=(

  • Jim Faden is such a Dickhead!

  • ive now run out of tales of mere existense to watch and have to go to bed at 00:33 at night D:

  • Why your voice reminds me of Lenard from Ugly Americans???

  • jim faden and 25 of his dickhead friends disliked this video

  • How do you even respond to that? Your math teacher getting on your case about the gerbil you gave him for free?

    "Here, let me talk to the gerbil. I'll straighten him out..."

    "I suggested bricks."

    Seriously, ten bucks this teacher's name is Mr. Faden. >_>

  • My birthday is may 4!!!

  • Skinny probably died from a seizure... A large amount of girbils have epilepsy, That brick probabl scared him to death... Literally.

  • i didn't like my math teacher that much too. ;)

  • Well, Gerbils will learn from what they experience. My gerbils don't eat their children any more after they realized I would move the little gerbils to another cage when they grow up!

  • The final animation ... priceless. You are hilarious!

  • Gerbils > Hamsters

  • lol ninja fighting gerbils