Yogscast - Condemned: Criminal Origins 2

[NovaProspekt88]

"(cutesy voice) Are you baiting me? What you doing? What are you doing?"

*cough*

OH SHIT. O_O Hello!?

...

"(cutesy voice again) You were baiting me weren't you? Weren't you?"

*thwack*

" Oh dear.. oh dear.... FUCKING DIE!! >:("

Hannah's bravado crumbles away so easily :P

[SingASong3211]

Option #1: Have facebook open while watching this or your email.

Option #2: Rub lotion on yourself while massaging yourself while you watch.

These really help when you get scared...

[paratriad]

Sorta like me and dead space, im always over cautious because i have crappy aim and low ammo, and i'm worried about getting mobbed at every turn

[Dsohrabji]

Hannah reminds me of Tex from red vs. blue

[SilvaWolf22]

@Dsohrabji she's always like," you know baiting me doesn't work", and then goes on a murderous rampage....lol

[Frenzicator]

*eerie voice* someone's heeere...

[joshuayip2010]

:O omg i see shadow move

[ulmxn]

Even though this is a bit frightening, the HUD makes it look cartoony.

[7777Shadowfax]

The fact that she goes so slow makes it so much worse.

[Nooblaster56]

This isn't scary, it's just plain annoying

[MrNowhereman37]

i have the second one its not even scary

[Lputony]

i'm totally buying this game. it's only 5 dollars at gamestop

[C3LLDW3LL3R1]

hows dis scary

[SilvaWolf22]

@C3LLDW3LL3R1 well, you gotta remember... games that guy's play that are exciting scare the shit out of most girls

[WolfKingHuttser]

its kinda sad that it takes her a fucking hour to accomplish what would take most gamers five bloody minutes

[lukazzz10]

Those maniacs only have planks but hannah have a fire Axe

[somebody2love40567]

Oh my god i took a sip of tea right when it got scary.. brb i need to get a towel for my keyboard to dry it off..

[YoungSingerGirl991]

Fu fu the end part scared the shit outta me like when the guy punched him or something

[YoungSingerGirl991]

Is this only single player game because I want Simon to play with Hannah!

[MeatbunLover]

...you know how hannah plays... reminds me of that mr bean(the actor :~) movie...

[CrAcKeRsNbEaNs]

Ok if I wanted to see a someone go back and forth while screaming loud as shit, I would watch porn, but I'm trying to watch a god damn walkthrough or sumshit, walk faster.

[LeafPool2121]

@CrAcKeRsNbEaNs Shutup and go back to your porn.

[penguinsctw]

7:54 What was on the floor

[LeafPool2121]

@penguinsctw A dead bird

[sonicspritemaker1]

Did anyone else see the shadow the first time you watched it or even see it at all like Hanna did and NOT Simon

[TinySquouse]

did anyone else click on 'Navi 10 hours' in the related videos then go off on a Zelda related tangent?

[creepergreifer]

GREAT! i was waching this felt hungry went out my bro split some hand warmer open and the toxic crap inside it spilt in the kitchen now i afraind to eat stuff.... AAND i come back to picking up dead birds :D

[PacManStunt102]

I love this game. I feel like its very underated. Check my channel out when you can. I also be playing this game and be getting scared shitless lls.

[livepink217]

10:32 over and over

[BlackFalcon411]

I can't bare watching scary shit!

[jimbobturdman]

i played this game once at 12pm when it first came out it was my first time playing it



[TheFailster1]

Simon is extremely quiet... Or am i stuid and they have already explained it?

[ghanphol]

@TheFailster1 Don't think they've mentioned anything, but I figure Simon and Hannah are in the same room. Since the mic is (presumably) in front of Hannah, and (presumably) Simon isn't sitting in her lap, he won't be as loud as Hannah.

[creepergreifer]

@TheFailster1 i know this comment is a week old but in the des it says like these "two" so i think simon isnt there. im not sure....

[creepergreifer]

@creepergreifer oops sorry i read it wrong i thought you were talking about lewis XD you know he isnt there right?

[TheFailster1]

@creepergreifer Yes I know he sint there otherwise he would have said atleast something :/

[DoctorsCompanion4]

I love the way that hannah says "self defence!"

[bodo635]

The series was so orgastically great but they ended it very badly.

[JiNEtJaDe]

"oh dear, oh dear, FUCKING DIE!"

[zerrierslizer1]

8:40! i am gonna gues the police menn is dead! no?

[TheSeriousComedian98]

cc translate "oh balls" = warm all XD

[HelloMrLol]

I am afraid to say at the end of the vid i am more scared of Hannah than the phychopath

[SuperMooshrooms]

agent hanner on the case

hanner: fuck me grown bloodly hell 10 minets later

dadadada lalalal im awsome at this game

[Kirrei1]

I'm watching this.... At 3:15 AM.... In the darkness with my laptop... While I'm home alone.... O_O

[milligan325]

turn cc on and then transcribe audio and laugh ur fucking ass off

[megapotato1]

@milligan325 according to closed captions "oh god" means chemicles. God is a chemicle. how blasfamous. yet so friekin' funny.

[eeircis]

Simon is soo optimistic xD

[lukewishere]

These guys keep baiting, and they do it quite well...

I guess you could say they're.... Master Baitors.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[JRCoons]

Watched a few of the Minecraft videso with you Yogscaters. Enjoying these videos too now. Quite entertaining.

[GameLand101]

geese if i really watch this with the lights turned off i wouldnt sleep tonight

[FallOfCs]

Here's Johnny xD

[TheApril823]

20:15 lol very nice fire axe u have there

[TheApril823]

and u said he doesent have any friends

[RAYGIRL2011]

17:02 was so funny!!!!!!!!! >-<



[SquirrelieGirlie202]

omg i seriously thought i was going to die frm being scared to death!!!

[chrisanim8tas1]

but i thought the gun had no ammo wtf ???:S

[Ragedaonenlonely]

@chrisanim8tas1 Whether the gun has any ammon or not is not important since it's a crime for a civilian to own a firearm. Losing your gun as a cop to some random guy won't do anything good for your career.

[Stratocat93]

@Ragedaonenlonely What country do you live in? It isn't illegal for a civilian to own a gun in America, and this game is set in America.

[Ragedaonenlonely]

@Stratocat93 I assumed it was illegal without owning a license for the firearm in question?

[4ingP]

@Stratocat93 Of course you can own a gun in the US...

[sugarbeautyful]

yay hannah is gaining self confidence



[sugarbeautyful]

can anyone else see a person through the open wall at 8:30??

[DarkLordofMinecraft]

Girls with English accents that say fuck turn me on lol

[lash422]

it loads better on 720

[lowbugetmovies]

I sympathize with Hanna, but I can't help but laugh at her a little bit. Thumbs up if you agree.

[iluvcandyxx99]

22:23 'im not realyy pissing myself ...currently' love that

[catinator2]

Hannah and simon should play amnesia the dark decent

[crazyc3563]

the sniffle was me i has a cold ^u^

[deathman698]

pussy



[NewWithDrew]

Can't wait for the part where they get to the Department Store, which, for those of you who don't know, is considered by most of the people who've played this game, to be the scariest freakin' level in the entire game, and that it only gets scarier from there. Both statements are completely true.

[JLeDoodle]

i love it



[Dagelifier]

NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! eh wat evs

[Paparpadeo]

The reason why Hannah's avatar cannot run fast is because those police officer's in America eat too much donuts

[jjohnson218]

@vampireanimegirl *rubs ur tits* its ok now

[TutorialGuidez]

Shes just pissing about its fucking annoying. I understand shes scared but thats rediculous. This series bores the fuck out of me. O.0

[zorgon911]

i must say its fun to watch but after a while it gets boring sry

[MrLeaflame]

Simon should have brought his M60 from Magika

[Epiczz115]

This game isn't THAT scary...

[sugar51x]

Officer Thomas: Well Im gonna go investigate a murder case of somebody that was brutally mutilated and the possible suspect is a creepy ass psycho pot-head that is incredibly dangerous. 5 bullets is enough right?

What could go wrong

[Ragedaonenlonely]

@sugar51x He had more than 5 bullets, Hannah used some earlier. Besides that there were THREE cops, that should be plenty enough to handle one guy. Aside from that they had guns. Also, they wouldn't want to kill the dude unless forced to, just incapacitate him. This all makes total sense, I don't see what you are aiming at.

[TheArcher20]

dont worry the jeffa cakes in the medkits will help you along your journey into condemned

[MW3girl776]

lol wee myself XD

[MGDinoSan]

People who play in a slow sensitivity scare me when they play games like this because its so SLOW to strafe to see corners faster Dx

[russiankitty55]

im up at 6:00 a door open and scared the hell out of me damn parents

[EDxAto3]

11:54 "Oh was that me? Oh it was me. I kicked the bucket" XDDD lol already giving in?

[amandad63]

i got scared,but then i made a peppermint hot choclate :3

[RyanHL]

Oh man, I thought I was bad with these kind of horror games. Poor Hannah

[MewsAdventure]

My sister coughed as I was watching this and I spazzed.

[MewsAdventure]

Watching this, light off, only one awake in the house. D: With headphones.

[hhuntteri]

Watching this with all lights off is quiet dodgy

[terrariadude1]

TAZE EM

[XxLikeABeastxX]

who makes the awesome intro drawings

[slayer99757]

fuck shes violent XD i love it

[Losuurx]

Hannah is cute when she's like this :3. I also like the fright night art.

[maza65]

@Losuurx :3

[SkorpionMarauder]

there was a shotgun right there on the table! omg!!!!

[dagger9977]

hanna can u play fear 2? ha ha lols with simon?

[ImmortalDarkRose]

im so scared.

[ImmortalDarkRose]

is simon playing now? or is it just hannah?

[Aisee27insignia]

@ImmortalDarkRose Hannah

[lindsaysiPhone3]

I just... I can't.

[MegaBluesguy]

total laugh riot here

:::))))))))

[Grayfire163]

is it wrong to love that guys voice

[MabiMuzykaRitm]

The shadow made me practically pee myself ;~;



[drudru1234]

idk what's scaryer you or the game..

[thejoshno]

An 11 year old kid with all the lights off and watching this... I'm scared

[ironmaidenrlz1]

Simon: To the left

*hannah turns right*

Simon: no to the left

*turns more to the right*

[t90bt]

she swears ALOT, dont blame ya

[MarkJohansen123]

Is simon fapping?

[willthack13]

Ya know, back was 10 minutes away, it's been over half an hour....

[willthack13]

"What kind of a police officer just murders criminals with an axe?"

"SELF-DEFENSE."

[lash422]

@willthack13 HELL YA

[1031Vulcan]

4:40 thumbs up if you noticed that door a few minutes before the end of the first vid

[MegaRiderking]

this is like fyreuk

[EqraMedia]

Thumbs up if your watching this with the lights off. :/

[MrsPsyfic]

@EqraMedia Im watching this with all of my fucking lights on & im still FUCKING SCARED AS SHIT.

[StickStef]

USE YOUR TASER!!!

[TheMagicPenny]

Simon you make something scary so funny. XD

[sudd12346]

8:17 I weed myself... D:>

[0nikage781]

i absolutely hate youtube's ads



[5thBearCav]

14:17

Actually, meth can make people not feel pain and make them psychotic, so it could make them 'stronger', so it is pretty realistic.

[5thBearCav]

I'm convinced that Hannah is blindfolded at this point.

[TheYTChronicles]

Fucking Chuck Norris advert, he is such a weird looking cunt.

"Chuck Norris is huntaaaaa" FUCK OFF!

[TayJohnson1122]

I might need Simon to make silly noises while I play these types of games...maybe then I wouldn't have wet myself as much when playing the Silent Hill games for the first time

[CChroma]

I love how happy she is with the axe after she kills that guy

[TheBurntFish]

HANNAH, I AM SO ENRAGED WITH YOU, WH- LIKE WATCHING YOU PLAY THIS BECAUSE OF THE JERKY MOTION OF THE... mmm

[Cypress546]

I can tell Lewis did the Description ._.



[DizzyKorean]

Did anyone else started screaming "TAZE THAT BITCH!" at 23:56?

[manonduty829]

i saw the dam shadow no go kick its ass

[ThatSpazz]

no offence



[ThatSpazz]

she is hilariously terrible!

[bubbleman2002]

Ch-ch-ch Ah-ah-ah

[GoldenToraToraChan]

also... as soon as I saw the bird on the ground I was like PICK IT UP ITS A COLLECTABLE!

[GoldenToraToraChan]

reminds me when I was playing Resident Evil I seriously shot ANYTHING that came near me in the FACE

[anto0561]

the game itself isn't scaring me at all but i get a chok everytime hannah goes ''AHHHH NO''

[Peglegkickboxer]

i have homework to do... fuuuuu



[ghostface12ification]

Honeydew...I don't think pills can taste good especially since it's a bad idea to chew if you don't want a bad taste in your mouth.

[TheSmarkusH]

but i am a fan off yogscast

[TheSmarkusH]

do you fink thats scary i have many scary movies

[180283ish]

I PISSED my pants when i played this

[samkoolkid123]

i saw the shadow pass the screen too hannah!

[Tmonster28]

i have a feeling Simon is forcing Hanna to play this o_O

[poksocks3803]

I would Quit my job at that point

[vampireanimegirl]

My dog just started barking at it scared the tits out of me.

[Darkclaw51]

I love how they call the flash light a torch.

[xkathgirlx]

@Darkclaw51

That's what us Brits do!

[boomhighlow]

@Darkclaw51 there american

[Darkclaw51]

@boomhighlow

Who? Not Simon and Hannah.

[boomhighlow]

@Darkclaw51 sorry i thought they were

[Shadowcookies3343]

in case of emergency break glass......TO DIE

[matesyscat]

I would prefer creepers anyday

[Pretty0025]

watching this with the lights off

Me: everything is okay its not real its no-

something falls

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!

[LiamNdragon]

WHy did you have to kill them! u could of least told me were they got they're crack from lol.

[LiamNdragon]

Lol makes me laugh when she goes "Clever boys"

[Infernification]

Haha when she made a hole in the door with the axe I was thinking the same thing as Simon and then he says it.

[Uhhh45]

Turning back and something is there (When something wasn't there in the begining) is a big thing in F.E.A.R. 1&2, I'm not sure about 3, I haven't played it yet.

[12darkcarnival]

27:45 shadow

[CRONNOS95]

i love how hannah see that iron pole and gets all happy like YEA A NEW WEAPON!!

[darkfire555ify]

i was skipping through the vid and i past by a part where hannah says "little boys"

[StalkinTheEarth]

you know how people are on skype when they play games well i am watchin the vid i am seruosly creeped out

[mapartipin23]

0:45

[MikeRo101]

I love it when she says "Fuck Me!"

[283leis]

at 1:54 am i the only one who got scared when they heard something fall

[TheVaJohns]

lol

Hannah:I'm scared when i see that hole i keep thinking its a person hiding...

*Hannah wimpers*

Simon:I'm camouflaged as a hole

[TotallyJoeKing]

HOLY SHIIIIIIÎIÏIÍIIĪIIĮIIÌIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIITTT- what no I wasn't scared.

[PopeKurt]

I wish I had a torch I could just turn off and on.

[theblackishification]

god its kind of annoying that she is so scared

[RAHaworthVids]

She was just knocked down and had her gun taken off her and all she can say is...

"Well, at least the lights are back on!" Get after him woman!

[UnknownMan40]

this is so funny

[saszhamichael]

me everytime Hannah bludgeons em to death " good girl"

[kj7409]

no jokes or chuckles or anything at 24:31?