Inappropriate DirectHD Commercials

[TheKrazykool809]

who else got the Requiem for a Dream referance???

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

Are you guys fucking serious? You couldn't think of a better comment than mine which is seen on practically every CH video? Fail.

P.S. Please stop responding to my comments

[thinkbad42]

I would have been pissed, if I had never seen Se7en.

[CantNotRemember]

@thinkbad42 FFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK



[fpsnoobgamerzz]

Whats ass to ass?

[Duelistic678Thinker]

the head in the box looks like kat the pornactress

[AETutorials42]

Everyone, here are the movies that are parodied (in order):

Sev7en

Philadelphia

Requiem for a Dream

[NintenFan0900]

What was the first movie? >_>

I think college humor just spoiled it for me but...I wanna watch it. Also, Philadelphia was a perfect choice for this sketch.

[Sconeseeker]

@NintenFan0900 its called Seven :)

[LAMFi1ms]

What was that last movie?

[MetroidFreak123]

@LAMFi1ms requiem for a dream

[Jayman135861]

Ass ta Ass!

[zackattack808]

My girlfriend likes it up the butt....

SCORE FOR ME!!!!!! :D

[GdoubleWB]

@zackattack808 Please come by my office to pick up your "Luckiest Man On Earth" award.

[voltex12345]

and also a spoiler

[michigander47]

what the hells the third movie?

[joshbrochill92]

@michigander47

Requiem for a dream.

[pugdug808]

haha requiem for a dream

[scarface12347]

What's in the box?!

[staystrongloveee]

so guys like giving it to girls in the butt?

[DGregster]

AIDS is only transferable by sexual intercourse and blood to blood transmission.

[artyachink]

@DGregster You don't say??

[HeroAngel89]

@DGregster along with vaginal discharge

[DGregster]

@HeroAngel89 yeah...sexual intercourse

[shaq147]

i feel like ive got HD

[DafibifaD]

SPOILER ALERT

[chewy10000]

whats in the boooooooooox?

[The13thCritic]

whats the second one?

[AbuBishir]

@The13thCritic Philadelphia

[OldManJenkins23]

@Alexsmity22 Requiem for Dream

[Alexsmity22]

what is the last movie

[Neonification9]

lmfao at the requiem for a dream reference

[Dubpocalypse]

College Humor > my essay and first assignment of the semester

[DeathKiss72]

what movie is the last scene from?

[OfficerTwix]

@DeathKiss72 Se7en

[XlightninX]

AW AW NAWWW.... AW AAAAWWWWWW....

[zaza123411]

LOL REQUIEM FOR A DREAM!

[Kembervon]

The movies are Se7en, Philadelphia, and Requiem for a Dream in that order, for anyone who doesn't know.

[frenzy282]

@Kembervon thanks



[TheTMSclayton]

@ericstevelartzraff your not welcome

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

thanks for giving me the top comment.

[shock1881]

@thegeoshark se7en

[TheGeoshark]

What's the first one? I keep seeing "What's in the box?" but I don't know the movie!

[duud762]

@TheGeoshark "Seven"

[theblissster]

philidelphia (the aids movie) is on netflix its a good movie go watch it evryone

[flippy55555]

2nd movie. I know South Park did a parody of it too.

[MrMacobmalvin]

@flippy55555 Philadelphia

[sedohrj87]

@flippy55555 They did a parody of the Bruce Springstein song streets of philadelphia (which he wrote for that movie)

[randomness264]

ive been watching ch for three hours, i need a life

[ITSKINGSLEYJR101]

Wat was tht last movie they made fun of?

[dogmatic1954]

@ITSKINGSLEYJR101 requiem for a dream

[HalloweenR5]

@ITSKINGSLEYJR101 Requiem for a Dream

[princessbc333]

GOSH DARN IT COLLEGE HUMOR! I HAVE HOMEWORK DUE TOMMOROW AND YOU ARE SO DAMN GOOD!!!!!!!!!

[adrianlindsaylohan]

Requiem for a dream was a pretty screwed up movie, Seven was disturbing as well. Haven't seen Philadelphia though.

[cyberk25]

jennifer connelly is so hott

[Tense]

Isn't that squeak from Baseketball?

[DustyDuctGrape]

Lol this is terrible...

[trollincodfags]

Actually it's pronounced direct TV

[prokentsful]

The car scene near the end of Seven, when they're taking the murderer to find the bodies, is my favourite movie scene of all time.. Everyone should watch that movie.

[qazwsxedc562]

25.99 a month with over 150 hd channels thats a good deal

[vingorat]

philadelphia is pretty good, but it's about aids and lawyers and dying so you guys might find it boring :P

[UnholyCrabmeat]

seven is definitely the best of the three.

[swimteamizzle1114]

Well I've seen Seven and Philadelphia, but not Requiem for a Dream.

Philadelphia is a good movie.

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

DAMN U COLLEGEHUMOR!!!! I HAVE HOMEWORK!!! >:O

[planetary109]

@EricSteveRatzlaff What is the coincidence that I too first came to the internet to research for my homework and ended up here!?

[Yazdmich]

@EricSteveRatzlaff Amen brother, amen

[PS3Man141]

@EricSteveRatzlaff I KNOW

[MineMurphydog]

@EricSteveRatzlaff Join the club we all have homework.

[EricSteveRatzlaff]

@MineMurphydog I know.

[Nickythepickle]

@MineMurphydog more like join the world we all have homework :L

[FireSqy]

@EricSteveRatzlaff I don't :)))))))

[VaultTecLegends]

@EricSteveRatzlaff oh god, that was three months ago.. . .

[trifulquita15]

lol better than the movie

[slanguish]

That is the funniest thing I have seen on Youtube in a long damn time!

[TheBadness98]

mega double-take at 1:10

[ahfat83]

requiem for a dream, truly a Aronofsky's masterpiece.

[xIDeFianCe]

What's the first movie?

[MrClaytable]

@xIDeFianCe se7en

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

@xIDeFianCe It's from the movie Moron. Directed by Nimrod Antal.

[Youngblood1701]

What the fuck was that last movie?

[redpeak01]

@Youngblood1701 the last movie is Requiem for a Dream from darren aronofsky.

[uknowibehood]

Philadelphia was sad, and shocking. But, it left you stunned at the amount of dedication Tom Hanks put into his role, and overall preformance he gave. Denzel was great to obviously. Good movie, but definitley not a feel-good movie.

[mizakzee]

What was the last movie?

[MrClaytable]

@mizakzee Requiem for a Dream

[StarWarsTrains]

Yeah...could today's commercials be any more stupid, weird, boring, and annoying?! Especially Car Insurance and Cable Commercials!

[MyR0ach]

-What's in the BOOOOOOOOOOXXXX?!?

-WHAT'S IN THE FU*KING BOX!?!

funny how he said it

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@MyR0ach

I think its the worst acting brad has ever done in that movie

[sourlinks]

@ArnoldTohtFan Brad Pitt is one of those actors, like Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks, who even at there worst are superb actors. You only have to watch movies like alice in wonderland and harry potter, were the acting is appalling, to appreciate that.

[ebiljebus]

I thought the chick in Requiem for a Dream did cocaine and her boyfriend did heroin?

[SuperFineman]

@ebiljebus they both did both and more

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

Do more of these LOL!

[xDeathTehKidx]

WHY IS THE HEAD TALKING!? D:

[Ltpeppers05]

ASS TO ASS

[ElTuco84]

The Requiem one is the best.

[keckass]

at 0:41 I first tought it was bradley cooper :D

[BradeNeoseeker]

is the last movie requiem for a dream?

[96jortega]

@BradeNeoseeker yes it is lol

[lwp22]

Ass2Ass guy!

[JPballin1]

That was either denzel Washington himself or an exact lookalike cuz that's crazy

[22hogday]

@JPballin1 That was a scene directly out of the movie... up until 0:41, that's really Tom Hanks and Denzel...they only used a lookalike for Tom Hanks' character from 0:41 to 0:59

[TheNick1369]

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!

[09ACBrown]

Se7en, Philadelphia, Requiem For a Dream

[antoinecoolboy12]

What's in the Box

its called GirlHead lol



[LiveForFunny]

I knew the first and last movies... But what was the second movie?

[lantonukko]

First movie is Se7en (seven)

[africandude1]

Its the "ass to ass" guy!

[JillyHaddon]

"now that I'm decapitated" 'she says as she smiles!'

[zsirblade]

The first movie is seven deadly sins or something like that. Maybe it was just seven... It's been a while but it was a very interesting movie.

[SANDYSQUID1]

Ugh, Requiem for a Dream is a painful movie to watch. A must see though.

[jride70000]

@NeoBeatzProduction The name of the first movie is Seven.

[NeoBeatzProduction]

Name of first movie please?

[OtakuOujo]

what was going on in the last scene, a donkey show?

[MrClaytable]

@OtakuOujo double sided dildo with another girl

[OtakuOujo]

@MrClaytable okay, I couldn't tell with editing

[TheFilipinoNinja10]

That's so fucked... BUT HILARIOUS



[Thoralmir]

I thought Mills said that his girl couldn't even afford basic cable...

[chinadollthefirst]

lmao. denzel, my granma would be screamin like a fangirl right now

[bhgangsta27]

requiem for a dream made me cry

[xxSpike1989xx]

the movies in order.

1.seven

2.philadelphia

3.Requiem for a Dream

[rockyhorror1297]

Philadelphia is a fantastic and under rated movie you guys are missing out

[jcanna1990]

Requiem for a Dream amazing movie, scary and sad but amazing movie. Of course Se7en also a good movie, never saw Philadelphia... By reading the posts many of us have never seen Philadelphia. lol!

[brokensongbrokensoul]

@jcanna1990 Philadelphia was a great movie.

[youtabeer]

@jcanna1990

I've watched Philadelphia :D

[maddyreid18]

@youtabeer Denzel Washington was AWESOME in that. The ending made me cry, though.

[samsam29]

@jcanna1990 it's also a good movie

[hadzgrl18]

What are the second and third movies?

[drumfreek124]

@hadzgrl18 "Philedephlia" and "Requiem for a Dream". Never seen Philedelphia, but Requiem for a Dream is AMAZING!

[huntercoolx]

se7en!

[oakTree1234]

"ass to ass" that movie was fuking crazy xD

[Legionaire679]

Which movies are in this commercial?

[drumfreek124]

@Legionaire679 1st one: Se7en

2nd one: Philedelphia. (Never seen it)

3rd: Requiem for a Dream. (AMAZING MOVIE)

[fire2box]

@drumfreek124 if by amazing movie you mean sad, disturbing and ultra scary.. fine.

[drumfreek124]

@fire2box Dude, I was cringing at the end, I know how bad it was. But the director did a phenominal job on that movie.

[xodus1914]

The Requiem for a dream clip was ........off the chain...

[dionusos2]

it was funny until i realized i don't have aids. wow. i'm retarded

[chigeh]

so funny!

[anawesomedude123]

Hahaha! Gotta love collegehumor :)

[rexqiur]

wtf was that

[xJordan510x2011]

ASS TO ASS! @1:06

[merykwalker]

couldn't laugh at any of these. i think it's because i have a healthy, non-distorted sense of humor.

[MiroMiroSune]

@merykwalker boring.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker These scenes are fictional. Laughing or not laughing at them says nothing about one's "health."

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 thanks for pointing out that it was fictional; i was really worried about the body-less girl in the box.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker Let me clarify since you appear to have missed the point I was trying to make: One is not necessarily healthy or non-healthy because they laugh or don't laugh at fictional scenes. Not laughing doesn't mean you are "psychologically superior" to those who laugh. Get it? Good day.

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 but, you see, finding humor in scenes depicting atrocities IS unhealthy. laughing at something atrocious is not a healthy response.

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 actual atrocities or mere depictions; finding these fit for humor is not the appropriate response. this is objectively true.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker That is not "objectively true." Your opinions aren't facts.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker In fact, finding humor in atrocities is a way for some people to cope with them. It does not mean that there is something psychologically wrong with them. To diagnose people as somehow unhealthy because they laugh at a fictional scene is to play armchair psychologist. Not only is your reaction not "proof" of any kind of mental health, but there is no need to attempt to "prove" your mental healthy anyway. You didn't laugh at this kind of humor. Simple.

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 and i full well understood the point you were trying to make. my sarcastic response was to point out that regardless of whether the video is fictional, it does not falsify my previous statement.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker That the videos are fictional is an extremely important point because there is a huge difference between fiction and reality, as you know. For example, laughing at a slasher film is a lot different than laughing at the actions of a real serial killer. My point is that one's reaction to a fictional scene is not necessarily indicative of one's mental health. That's a fact, not an opinion.

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 but it is. finding enjoyment in a fictional scenario increases the likelihood of living it out, or the welcoming of a real life scenario. for example, the film "natural born killers" and the copycat crimes that followed.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker Your first few sentences is pure speculation. As for the last sentence, understand that correlation does not equal causation. And keep in mind that numerous people did not commit copycat crimes even though they too enjoyed the movie. We have not gotten to the point where we can know for sure that someone who enjoys dark fictional scenes is automatically mentally unhealthy. You are playing armchair psychologist and that's not a good idea.

[merykwalker]

@QueenAnime99 it obviously isn't universally true, but there are instances where such things do occur. and the emotional response and rational responses can be separate, so i guess this means i lose.

[QueenAnime99]

@merykwalker I'm glad that you can see where I'm coming from. I think I see where you are coming from. I guess we can both agree on the fact that mental health is...complicated. Good day.

[DaiKozui]

The last clip they showed (Requiem for a Dream) is actually one of the most depressing movies I have ever seen and not trying to complain but a movie Requiem for a Dream just should not made fun of, seriously...

[baseballmvp456]

this is hillarious



[vlogtronica]

The first one was Se7en, the second was Philadelphia, and the third was Requiem For a Dream. All great movies in my opinion.

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

1:08 i thought that was ke$ha...

[xKayxAngelx]

Ayyee, Brad Pitt and Denzel Washington! Love them. :)

[spikemugen22]

@xKayxAngelx that was morgan freeman dude...

[xKayxAngelx]

@spikemugen22 haha nooo. that is definitely Denzel Washington.

[spikemugen22]

@xKayxAngelx in the first movie they show? cuz in the first movie it's morgan freeman and brad pitt

[kitchick94]

i just stopped having nightmares from watching seven six months ago...wtf

[jerkmanthing]

0:32 I honestly thought it was Tom Hanks

[TehTyg13]

@jerkmanthing Er, I'm pretty sure it was. That's a clip from the actual movie.

[Antaeus04]

@jerkmanthing It kinda is Tom Hanks dude...

[singoutloud2utube]

I dont know any of those movies! that last one looks funny though!! xD

[michaeljordan23f]

@singoutloud2utube The last one is depressing as all hell actually.

[Hayabachi]

"whats in the baaaaaaaaaax!"

[dancingrobotpictures]

What was the last one?

[Switchkillaa]

@dancingrobotpictures it was

"requiem for a dream"

[DKzain23]

@Switchkillaa what was it about?

[Flashmilkis]

@DKzain23 lol.... you fail

its about these 3 kids who are addicted to heroin and use it everyday with coke and weed.

they get a good deal and get a lot of money but they get mixed up with the wrong people and get in trouble. the guys get sent to prison eventually and the chick who wasnt really involved has to whore herself for money/more drugs. one guy loses an arm cuz of an infection and the black guy is seen doing a lot of labor or something.

and in the end they all end up in fetalposition

[shadowstalker1120]

What's in the booooooox??