I am a beautiful and tall girl, just wanna to make more friends, recently I joined a amazing site.. T'ALL'HUB。С'⊙M...It is a person'als place where you can meet successful
and tall men or wowen for marriage, or just meet beautiful friends and singles.
My sister tried to become a vegetarian at age five, when she found out what chicken is REALLY made out of. I mean, what did she think? That those poor chicken bastards in out backyard just played hide and seek and NEVER returned? Still, I humored her...more chicken for me.
hows the mitchell and webb situation different then the mitchell and webb look... or am I just one of those detail people that are always noticing irrelevant stuff??? Anyways, he makes farming seem cool doesn;t he?
@bnuttnleelee This is actually pre peep show, so it's pretty early stuff. I only know this as I've got it on DVD. Some of the sketches are truly awful though.
@smellincoffee yeah, but then every job has its downsides. farmings the hardest job ive ever done but i'd rather do that than sit in a fucking office. and due to being a buissness officialy i get to shop at costco :D
The swearing is critical to this sketch. The character thinks that he has stumbled on to the best-kept money-making secret of all time. This is why he looks around before speaking and talks in hushed tones. Without the swearing, it's just somebody describing what a farmer does.
@BlueThunderFlik well thank you for the tedious and laborious explaination of his behaviour. We aliens from another planet would never have understood otherwise.
My uncle is a farmer, & a truly disgusting man. Every summer he lets out part of his land to campers, but then scares them senseless with his stupid night-time ‘tricks’ (e.g. driving cows & sheep inside the tents).
To top this off, he’s had ‘security cameras’ fitted in the female shower/toilet block, using the footage to satisfy his perverted Onanistic desires; he particularly targets young girls in the 14-17 age range. Every Xmas he gives me a DVD of this stuff, which I promptly destroy!
@SuperTruth77 Thats peodiphila! you need to report that! even if he is your uncle cause it could go further, its sick. If that was my uncle i would have beat the shit out of him then got the police around straight away he could turn into sexual preditor and then who knows! I take it this wasnt a bad joke and your being serious that is.
Actual LOL! If only it were true though. Usually costs more to get rid of fleeces, you can't give the damn things away :(. No one wants wool now, it's all synthetic. And the bloody EU putting quotas on production means you end up bring forced to pour hundreds of gallons of milk down the drain if you produce too much, you're not allowed to sell it :(
@scrapheapchallenge1 jammy bastard sell a litre of milk for fucking £2 in tesco. lanchester pays me 20p a litre, where the fuck does all my money go!!?
it was on afer the watershed, which is 9pm I think, so they can get away with most language, sexual innuendo, blasphemy and many other things. viva Mitchell + Webb!
Funniest clip of the Series..... I nearly pissed my pants..I was crying, and missed about 5 minutes of the program...My Wife thought I was having a fit
For anyone that thinks that swearing shows a lack of creativity, this is the proof that you are wrong. Without the "swears" this is merely amusing. With them, it's spectacular.
This was pretty funny. I've always lived in cities and loved technology, but during a trip this summer, I went to a quiet farming town with relatives in eastern europe. It was great, and I didn't even expect it to be. I was expecting that part of my trip to be the worst, when it was actually the best.
Dear God, I wish it was this easy. Definitely isn't for Canadian Farmers, maybe what I should do is move to England and farm there...yes, that has to be it!
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
Its making a joke out of bigotry, that's all it is. It's the same if a white man was talking about Black slaves, or a pimp about the little girls he exploits. It's not actually funny. But I don't presume that anyone who actually finds this funny will understand that AT ALL. So go ahead and start your ranting at this. :P Dumb asses.
@quoidanslemondequoi Sheesh, get off your high horse. It is funny BECAUSE it is making fun of bigotry or ignoirance. Getting the joke presumes that you understand the difference between reality and how the gentleman presents it.
@quoidanslemondequoi <- not a farmer, never been on a farm, probably the most boring humorless idiot you'd ever not want to know. Having grown up on a farm, I found this funny as hell, as did the farmers I sent it to.
You should get the dvd, the commentary is hilarious, I have made my 2nd fan video called David Mitchell is so cute! Please click on my name to watch it!
@Garthorium oow but why? 8-( it's funny because it's sarcastic. there's no real money in farming anymore. only for big corporations. what sort of comedy do you like?
ah yes... just the way farms are today... just spend all day drinking fresh milk from a cow while waiting for the crops to grow so you can sell them for a fucking fortune...
i laffed so hard i started crying and people around me in the library thought i was mad at first but started laffing because of how much i was laffing.
So, just in case you were wondering, yes, he does sleep fully clothed overnight, ready for an early start. All he has to do is pop on his attractive hat there and head out of his front door, where he's free to milk as many cows as he pleases. That must be the life...
They kicked the white man out and now they starve because they are too lazy to do it them selves. Now, they want the white man to send the food we grow here over there like its free to grow and like we don't need to turn a profit. FUCK THEM, LET THEM FEND FOR THEMSELVES
Not to prick the comedy bubble....... but he obviously hasn't heard about cheap foreign imports and all the EU regulations not to mention all the health and safety requirements for farmers over here now!
This has been flagged as spam show
I am a beautiful and tall girl, just wanna to make more friends, recently I joined a amazing site.. T'ALL'HUB。С'⊙M...It is a person'als place where you can meet successful
and tall men or wowen for marriage, or just meet beautiful friends and singles.
rose21183 2 weeks ago
IT'S WOOL!
thexbigxgreen 2 weeks ago
brb, buying a farm
Halcos 2 weeks ago 6
Lol
Izaak247 3 weeks ago
i love this!
marieeamberr 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Fuckin Hell!
thomasshannon2 1 month ago
I'm a massive Mitchell and Webb fan, can't believe I've never seen this! So funny!
mollyleahallman96 1 month ago
The wadge of cash is more likely a Common Agricultural Policy subsidy.
812gingerable 1 month ago
That's it! I'm becoming a farmer.
GreyPersona 2 months ago
If only it was that easy
dipshit2k10 2 months ago
You know sheep? bit woolly. ITS WOOL! Pull it off, sell it, fucking grows back again! You cannot lose
Jtking3000 2 months ago
My sister tried to become a vegetarian at age five, when she found out what chicken is REALLY made out of. I mean, what did she think? That those poor chicken bastards in out backyard just played hide and seek and NEVER returned? Still, I humored her...more chicken for me.
10nantFangirl 2 months ago
At least we got someone who loves his work:)
schizoidboy 2 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Could have been funnier without the foul language ... A sad apology for a comedien, if that's what he s supposed to be !
rickstea 2 months ago
Comment removed
Stiletto92 3 weeks ago
@rickstea what the fuck are you talking about? :D
Stiletto92 3 weeks ago
31 dislikes from 31 people who went into farming after seeing this video
hyenateethx 3 months ago
David Mitchell - Master of Troll Science
Galakhor 4 months ago
REally funny and it ought to be true!
futurecatholic 5 months ago
What a great channel! I can tell you spent some time on your video and really respect that. Hope you enjoy mine
thethirdq 5 months ago
funny guy
hunter19997 6 months ago
30 Dislikes = 30 humourless farmers who were taking a short break from murdering badgers.
RichieTheTotodile 6 months ago
"See this? I got this sellin' cooorn. Comes outta the fuckin' GROUND!"
LOL
MrBuch169169 7 months ago 6
hows the mitchell and webb situation different then the mitchell and webb look... or am I just one of those detail people that are always noticing irrelevant stuff??? Anyways, he makes farming seem cool doesn;t he?
bnuttnleelee 7 months ago
@bnuttnleelee Situation was earlier (2001 I think) and on a different channel, some cable channel that no one watched.
Mitchell and Webb Look's more current and's on the BBC.
MrCliffybiro 7 months ago
@bnuttnleelee no fake laughs
SovietSquirel 6 months ago
@SovietSquirel in that mitchell and webb look there's a live audience which is where the laughs come from
flamingspinach 6 months ago in playlist Mitchell and Webb
@bnuttnleelee This is actually pre peep show, so it's pretty early stuff. I only know this as I've got it on DVD. Some of the sketches are truly awful though.
robm14 6 months ago
lol
braveheart 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
David Mitchell, I hope you live forever
Heyoupally 8 months ago
What does Jammy mean?
Jonstern1983 9 months ago
@Jonstern1983 It means 'lucky'.
MrBuch169169 8 months ago
@MrBuch169169 Ah, makes sense in context. The problem is the usual places I look for English slang didn't have it listed.
Jonstern1983 8 months ago
He genuinely makes a good case for farming in fairness.
CaptainYossarian 9 months ago 5
@CaptainYossarian He forgot the 16 hour days, transport costs, fickle weather, disease, feed costs, market regulations, and other such merriment. :-p
smellincoffee 8 months ago 2
@smellincoffee Hate to break it to you, but that's the joke...
genesisrock43 8 months ago
@smellincoffee yeah, but then every job has its downsides. farmings the hardest job ive ever done but i'd rather do that than sit in a fucking office. and due to being a buissness officialy i get to shop at costco :D
floghit 7 months ago
"Or don't kill it. Fucking EGGS come out of their asses!"
boobabycluebaby2 9 months ago 7
The swearing is critical to this sketch. The character thinks that he has stumbled on to the best-kept money-making secret of all time. This is why he looks around before speaking and talks in hushed tones. Without the swearing, it's just somebody describing what a farmer does.
"You know sheep? A bit wooly? It's wool!"
BlueThunderFlik 9 months ago 2
@BlueThunderFlik well thank you for the tedious and laborious explaination of his behaviour. We aliens from another planet would never have understood otherwise.
khasab 9 months ago
My uncle is a farmer, & a truly disgusting man. Every summer he lets out part of his land to campers, but then scares them senseless with his stupid night-time ‘tricks’ (e.g. driving cows & sheep inside the tents).
To top this off, he’s had ‘security cameras’ fitted in the female shower/toilet block, using the footage to satisfy his perverted Onanistic desires; he particularly targets young girls in the 14-17 age range. Every Xmas he gives me a DVD of this stuff, which I promptly destroy!
SuperTruth77 9 months ago
@SuperTruth77
Sell the DVDs , man! You could make a fucking fortune!
TheiosXaris 9 months ago 3
@TheiosXaris
Brilliant :)
lol
MegaMat84 6 months ago
@SuperTruth77 If this is true I think you should send it promptly to the police
khasab 9 months ago 7
@SuperTruth77 Thats peodiphila! you need to report that! even if he is your uncle cause it could go further, its sick. If that was my uncle i would have beat the shit out of him then got the police around straight away he could turn into sexual preditor and then who knows! I take it this wasnt a bad joke and your being serious that is.
1gadena 8 months ago
@SuperTruth77 hahah, you troll.
frankieboyleinnit 8 months ago
david mitchell cannott do a west county accent lol
IrishMusic98 9 months ago
Actual LOL! If only it were true though. Usually costs more to get rid of fleeces, you can't give the damn things away :(. No one wants wool now, it's all synthetic. And the bloody EU putting quotas on production means you end up bring forced to pour hundreds of gallons of milk down the drain if you produce too much, you're not allowed to sell it :(
scrapheapchallenge1 9 months ago
@scrapheapchallenge1 jammy bastard sell a litre of milk for fucking £2 in tesco. lanchester pays me 20p a litre, where the fuck does all my money go!!?
floghit 7 months ago
fuckin ell!!
jacko5851 9 months ago 4
This would surely be the best way of inspiring young people today to become farmers :D
Fooking eggs!!!!!
rxwh 9 months ago
hahahahahahaha wat a fukin legend !! lol
jamespaterson11 9 months ago
is English television censored at all?
esteban0321 9 months ago
@esteban0321 Before 9pm it is yeah
admania389 9 months ago
@esteban0321 thats wat i thought
jamespaterson11 9 months ago
@esteban0321
it was on afer the watershed, which is 9pm I think, so they can get away with most language, sexual innuendo, blasphemy and many other things. viva Mitchell + Webb!
realist81UK 9 months ago
XD ROFLMAO!!!!
80snessEj 9 months ago
FFFFFFFUCKIN' EEEEEELLLLLL!
Drakodan 10 months ago
Funniest clip of the Series..... I nearly pissed my pants..I was crying, and missed about 5 minutes of the program...My Wife thought I was having a fit
googleisshittoss 10 months ago
g-rrr-eat adve-rrr-t forrr fa-rrr-ming
Vannereveilar 11 months ago
In soviet Russia, crops grow you.
DuykRuyk 1 year ago
I think I'm in the wrong profession, lol.
Conway79 1 year ago 3
oh i wish farming was really like this i would be a richer man - but a bloody great sketch though :)
s1a2c3ha 1 year ago 88
"or dont kill it and fucking eggs come out of there asses, fucking hell!" hahahhah i love it.
stefano1oo1 1 year ago 2
For anyone that thinks that swearing shows a lack of creativity, this is the proof that you are wrong. Without the "swears" this is merely amusing. With them, it's spectacular.
moonrockguy 1 year ago 5
@moonrockguy absolutely...It's totally key to the clip...though swearing in the way of 'Kevin Bloody Wilson' type way..is pretty Banal
googleisshittoss 10 months ago
"These are actually MADE OF CHICKEN! Kill it, you get FREE CHICKEN!!!"
That line cracked me up, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. David Mitchell is a genius!
DancingInChains 1 year ago 36
who's a jammy bastard?
guinessafterwork 1 year ago 3
lmao, I wish farming was this lucrative!!
Iamthe1Liz 1 year ago 2
Jammy bastard! hahaha
papayapawpaw 1 year ago
This was pretty funny. I've always lived in cities and loved technology, but during a trip this summer, I went to a quiet farming town with relatives in eastern europe. It was great, and I didn't even expect it to be. I was expecting that part of my trip to be the worst, when it was actually the best.
mostliberal 1 year ago
Dear God, I wish it was this easy. Definitely isn't for Canadian Farmers, maybe what I should do is move to England and farm there...yes, that has to be it!
TheCoffeeKris 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Its making a joke out of bigotry, that's all it is. It's the same if a white man was talking about Black slaves, or a pimp about the little girls he exploits. It's not actually funny. But I don't presume that anyone who actually finds this funny will understand that AT ALL. So go ahead and start your ranting at this. :P Dumb asses.
quoidanslemondequoi 1 year ago
@quoidanslemondequoi Let's see...
...I'm from a farming family, I already grow food and eventually will have a farm or smallholding of my own...
...and I laughed my head off at it. VERY funny stuff.
thirteenfingers 1 year ago 2
@quoidanslemondequoi Sheesh, get off your high horse. It is funny BECAUSE it is making fun of bigotry or ignoirance. Getting the joke presumes that you understand the difference between reality and how the gentleman presents it.
Just what is wrong with you man?
whade62000 1 year ago 3
@quoidanslemondequoi <- not a farmer, never been on a farm, probably the most boring humorless idiot you'd ever not want to know. Having grown up on a farm, I found this funny as hell, as did the farmers I sent it to.
Some people.
ikidd3123 1 year ago 3
Comment removed
quoidanslemondequoi 1 year ago
This is great
bassesbassesful 1 year ago
25 people are jammy bastards!
RiotChamp 1 year ago 2
@RiotChamp No they're not, they probably haven't go into fucking farming, lol.
Ariminua 1 year ago
See this? I got this sellin' corn. Comes out of the fucking ground! I couldn't belive it!
bazzazcl 1 year ago 3
Not as good as most
charliethetricorn 1 year ago
I love that his sideburns are a different colour to his hair :)
Frequency95 1 year ago 3
@Frequency95 My sideburns are different color then my hair, course I'm 74....and I don't have that much hair.....actually I only have sideburns.
candr 1 year ago
I can not stop watching this clip. I've seen it a couple dozen times already. But I keep coming back.
existenceisrelative 1 year ago
This is hilarious, but I'm used to the laugh track! It makes it look not funny without the track because I'm used to it! Lol
CheeseGenius 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@CheeseGenius I know, it makes you think, should I be laughing or not?
TheComingApocalypse 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hahahahahahaahaha where do they come up with this stuff
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
I love david mitchell, and robert too!!
Modgraham 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You should get the dvd, the commentary is hilarious, I have made my 2nd fan video called David Mitchell is so cute! Please click on my name to watch it!
goulygliu 1 year ago
Love these guys. Very clever. Thumbs up!
AlexThomson1000 1 year ago
hehe! five in the morning, I wonder what he would state as the benefits of mucking out which also comes out of their arses lol Jammy cracker!!!
miztrance108 1 year ago
WHO'S A JAMMY BASTARD!
roopr 1 year ago 5
Kind of look likes Elija Wood.
nemsfdkj3rnennrjew 1 year ago
stating the obvious is awesome
sk958 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaha i love anything these guys are in !
crazyyyblonde16 1 year ago
This video is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
AICorp 1 year ago
Unbelievable, it's only 5 in the morning and I'm right where I work.
Hehehe
ContinuumXT 1 year ago
"see this? i got this sellin corn! comes out o' da fuckin ground!"
fuckin' awesome 8-D
qwertzu3 1 year ago
You CANNOT lose!
tarlcabot18 1 year ago
@tarlcabot18 thousends of british farmers might say diffrent.
blobby1972 1 year ago
it's made of chicken!!
cmrules 1 year ago 5
i love when the rooster wakes him up. "BRILLIANT"
ffwoodycooks 1 year ago 2
this has got to be one of my favourite sketches
Tambourine101 1 year ago
Fucking funny!
aoifeluvzk 1 year ago
lol, after watching this i got an uncontrolable urge to say "FUCKIN' ELL!!!!!"
BadSanta1995 1 year ago 5
"You want to make money? Get into farming!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
AhWibble 1 year ago 2
I love how David's sideburns are a totally different colour to his hair.
Francis2061 1 year ago 50
FUCKIN ELL
1234gore 1 year ago
I love the way Dave laughs when says "Comes out of the fucking ground. I couldn't believe it!"
saran012345 1 year ago 2
lmao i wish farming really was that easy to make money from :D
theguideofme 1 year ago 2
funny as fuck!
casepuma165 1 year ago
Who's a jammy bastard? :D
george8742 1 year ago 9
Hahaha
DabilahroNinja 1 year ago
i am literally crying with laughter.
these guys are great!
pottsy40 1 year ago
ha ha, typical townie perspective!!
Sc0ttyR92 1 year ago
fucking brilliant
viridismonasteriense 1 year ago
That's freakin' awesome!
Mattlongify 1 year ago
brilliant sketch
2pbig 1 year ago
he does a good southern accent XD sounds like me lol well not quite
bistoha 1 year ago
lol
bistoha 1 year ago
where were the laugh noises?
Garthorium 1 year ago
@Garthorium good, true comedy doesnt need stupid laughing tracks
alexhamster1134 1 year ago
@alexhamster1134 I didnt find this really funny at all actually.
Garthorium 1 year ago
@Garthorium oow but why? 8-( it's funny because it's sarcastic. there's no real money in farming anymore. only for big corporations. what sort of comedy do you like?
qwertzu3 1 year ago
@qwertzu3 i dont know it just kinda seemed lame, like its jokes were hollow but some of the stuff he said was funny.
Garthorium 1 year ago
LOL LOL LOL
noggin295 1 year ago
whos a jammy bastard!!!
Lauz180 1 year ago 6
IT'S WOOL!
turkishxgold 2 years ago 5
haha.
JohnDeereBoy96 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
my hats off the Farmer Fucking MacObvious
z0mb1nat3r 2 years ago
ah yes... just the way farms are today... just spend all day drinking fresh milk from a cow while waiting for the crops to grow so you can sell them for a fucking fortune...
Maksymaxi 2 years ago 45
i laffed so hard i started crying and people around me in the library thought i was mad at first but started laffing because of how much i was laffing.
David mitchell is a fucking legend
blinkb1077 2 years ago 133
@blinkb1077 well fucking said, it comes outtah the fucking ground!
CaptainBillFish 1 year ago
@blinkb1077 i totally understand mate!! just saw it...been a while since i laughed so hard!!
gucylucy24 1 year ago
Very funny!!
googleisshittoss 2 years ago
So, just in case you were wondering, yes, he does sleep fully clothed overnight, ready for an early start. All he has to do is pop on his attractive hat there and head out of his front door, where he's free to milk as many cows as he pleases. That must be the life...
tamjee13 2 years ago 9
David Mitchell and Stephen Fry are the best personalities on television.
irishgeezer1 2 years ago 14
David Mitchell - agreed :D.
I don't find Stephen Fry as funny tbh... =]
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 2 years ago
WAHHAHHAHAH
r1ch44rd 2 years ago
im gonna get milk... OUT OF A COW! :_D
anaalinaama 2 years ago
you see that? its actually made of chicken!!
LlamasOnAcid 2 years ago 8
It comes out of the fucking ground.
Haha, David Mitchell is legendary.
DellaDomenica 2 years ago 3
LOL I'm gonna make a fuckin fortune!
He makes a good point, but farmers aren't doing so well these days...?
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 2 years ago 3
They've never really done well. They sell their assets quite cheaply and in bulk. There's also the added factor that it's bloody hard work.
VSL123 2 years ago 2
True. =| x
XNo1XLuvzXMeX 2 years ago
''who's a yammy bastard''
lmao
Foxion7 2 years ago
Jammy
TherealMrChristophel 2 years ago
david mitchel is a fucking funny prick!.
Aheadstix85 2 years ago 2
I love this video.
fucking eggs come out of their arses hahahaha
padookieking 2 years ago 7
FUCKING hell ahahhahaha
uzemakistyle 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
not funny a single bit, couldnt even put canned laughter on that shite
Scaubie 2 years ago
haah well then your a dry shite my friend
shamoneshaneigh 2 years ago 5
see those? made of chicken!
screamorox 2 years ago 11
This has been flagged as spam show
Farming is cool but think bout the ppl in africa
knabbel3 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
They kicked the white man out and now they starve because they are too lazy to do it them selves. Now, they want the white man to send the food we grow here over there like its free to grow and like we don't need to turn a profit. FUCK THEM, LET THEM FEND FOR THEMSELVES
Dave7060 2 years ago
the white man? are you from the 1850s??? you should look outside your window some time.
WonderersWay 2 years ago 8
i want to be a farmer now
iamlouis45 2 years ago 6
got this bag of wool pull it off sell it fuckig grows bak again
Jake280895 2 years ago 5
haha made of chicken, fucking eggs hahahaha
Oblivia666 2 years ago 2
Omg that was fucking awesome XD
Jammy Bastard! ROFL!
nekodaisy89 2 years ago
Oh fuckin' hell, that was hilarious!
SSJ2Killua 2 years ago 3
so jokes the way he keeps tapping his nose lmao
up2trix 2 years ago
who's a jammy fuckin bastard. Haha
Mazun 2 years ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
Not to prick the comedy bubble....... but he obviously hasn't heard about cheap foreign imports and all the EU regulations not to mention all the health and safety requirements for farmers over here now!
brightsideoflife64 2 years ago
fuckin' eggs come out of their arses!
FUCKIN' 'ELL
xeractus 2 years ago 154
my favourite bit! :D
babyturkey 2 years ago 2
Comes out of the ground!
TGGeko 2 years ago 2
love it how his accent comes through sometimes
EllIExxxxxX92 2 years ago 7
see that! its made out of chicken!
limitnonexistent 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
I am fucking awesome at guitar, so anyone want to fuck?
Rentonboyo 2 years ago
Whos a jammy basterd. LOL
ALISTAIR349 2 years ago 5
jammy =lucky
vandudette 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
i gave alll you gay lickers a thumbs down
cheesedroid 2 years ago
fuckin' hell
fuckin' eggs
bongoboy4 2 years ago 3
Fucking Great!
rlnilson72 2 years ago 5
I really do think That Mitchell and Webb Look would be even better without the laugh track. Works so well on this!
HelpMyNamesTaken 2 years ago 12
You know sheep, bit wooly - IT'S WOOL
lonelyingorgeous4 2 years ago 9