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  • Frist time got lay

  • The friend was obvioisly a look out

  • 52,000 VIEWER HELL YE!!

  • He is like the same as Dane cook it's a pretty good resemblance

  • no..the other way... WTF OTHER WAY?!?!?!

  • Bitch Give me the godamn candy

  • Jerk off jerk off jerk off jerk off FIRST KISS jerk off jerk off hahaha

  • Fucking funny

  • best line ever "double Y fakie yawn arm around the back" you boss

  • lmfao... hate subbing.. but, SUBBED.... 

  • Wow this nigga rapes!!!!

  • Boss

  • IAmTheJacob

  • this is so fucking hilarious

  • hahahahahahaha !!!!

  • You told this story a while ago just saying

  • @MrShankuverymuch on HIS channel

  • That story made me sad

  • Nice Calender

  • hahah funniest fucking storey! gottta give ya credit mate.

    but i believe that my first kiss storey tops yours

  • Fucking cherry candy...

  • i had a chick when i was 11/12 and she was/12 and she had tits that 18 year olds can dream of

  • LOL.. I love this fucking commentary! New sub fo sho

  • Ohh fuck, that's funny as hell! Mine was on a damn ski bus in middle school in front of everybody (they didn't know it and she didn't, and still doesn't, either)!

  • Laine! Your calendar looked like mine!

  • thats the way this one girl has some boobs

  • You should do a my first moab. herrrrrrrrrrp.

  • no boobies... what a bitch

  • lol stupid!!!!!!! haha

  • bitch.. so many unnecessary steps going on right now!

  • 3:28 l0l0l0l

  • CANADA FTW :)

  • lol this is hilariouse ,,,,,!!!!!!!

  • wow that fucken funny i cant believe that well i haven"t had my kiss I"m like still hanging here but i like looking forward on that l8ter with me and....... well you don"t need to know i really don"t know if its going to work out or go all wrong

  • @darkqueenfaith13 I know how you feel

  • @MrGallico67 wait how do you know how i feel are you even a girl to knmow how i feel or you are a guy that haven't been kiss ever

  • Bro your fucking hilarious hah

  • What camp in Canada?

  • whahaaaa

  • Please tell me you're from Ontario and went to Kearney. That sounds exactly like my Grade 6.. slightly different but yeah. Lol

  • HHHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • ahahahaah this guys comical

  • This guy is going to be the next big thing at Machinima. Just saying.

  • amazing...that is all

  • i just had surgery on my jaw... and it hurts like helll !!! but laughing along with this commentary has made my week !!

  • hahah i wanna hear her sided of this!

  • HAHAHA thank you to funny

  • haha thats funny

  • Damn you make my day Subscribed :D

  • there is possibly only one thing that could make this video better......bacon....but damn what a great comm p.s YOU'RE CANADIAN?!:O

  • Awesome commentating! and i lvoe your intro. your one of the few funny machinima commentators

  • "breasteses" lawl

  • OMG!!! 5:35 i lawled So HARD!!!

  • This guy is hilarious, why can't there be more people like him in the world.

  • Why did you jerk off on my birthday (May 19)

  • HILARIOUS!

  • THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • epic intro

  • Do all Canadians say "WHAT UP!"?

  • @tehmightymo nahh...jus tha cool ones :)

  • Thank you, someone who can make a commentary interesting

  • i thought bitches loves appetizers ???

  • Funny stories.. You should add at least some audio of MW3 in the background.

  • dude you dont jerk off everyday

  • This duuude intros are AWESOME!

  • next vid, first time having sex

  • 6:21!! <333

  • haha i was rollin at the end

  • lol why did i think that was gunna turn into a threesome?

  • DUde u are cool!

  • Subbing for 5:40

  • I remember when this commentary had a black ops gameplay in the background. Aah the good old days ;)

  • tell us about when you lost your virginity!

  • my first kiss i fucking bite her lips

  • any way we can get the song intro?

    

  • hahahaha dude your funny, so good!

  • lmfao commentaries

  • lol the candy part

  • my calendar is the same coincidence??

  • WTF?

    

  • didn't you tell this story already? o.O

  • Thumbs up the ideas for future videos not some shits....

    Tell us story about ur first MASTURBATION !

  • you were trolling LOL

  • BITCH. WTF OTHER WAY IS THERE. lmao.

  • fucing funnyy

  • Finally, machinima hires a good commentator.

  • @xxsamplextextxx amen.

  • best. commentary. EVER.

  • @oOSilentBloodOo True 'Daad broo !

  • First Car

  • "This girl is trolling me harrrd"

    lol

  • You seem to jerk off a lot xD

  • haha Bitchs Be Crazy

  • fukkin hilarious ! your awesome dude :)

  • haha my kiss is worst "there was this girl a real like and there was an flimparty and she was there it was fun and we where start daten i kiss here hardcore the next i want on vaka and afther 2 maands i came back and she told me that i was changed what the f*ck i haft see her in 2 maands and she pushed the door in me face" and i stel love her 6 maands later :(

  • @djmonkeyleaderz

    what?!?!?!

  • @djmonkeyleaderz learn to fucking type. damn

  • Bitches love mixtapes LMAO

  • @xxgamer248xx u ain't lyin, my uncle caught a girl givin head behind the Park District he works at, she was 11... smh

  • laine... you ended the my first series a while ago.....

  • candy candy candy.... lol

  • Freaking too funny XD

  • lol 13 years olds suck ur cock now ( no lie )

  • My ad was a prestege token glitch lol

  • @drinkurhat3raid me too lol

  • @Recon1238 lol

  • Awesome calendar.

  • my first jizz lololol

  • lol the candy shit was fucking creepy and hilarious lol

  • Shrek is the shit

  • Can Can I have the candy :>

    

  • Nice calendar bruh

  • @NIHKUS lol sure why not

  • :coolstorybro3:

  • IAmTheAttack FTW!!!

  • thumbs up if u haven't had ut first kiss and ur 18 :(

  • @rosemontave1 lol my brother is almost 20 and as far as i know he hasn't had a girlfriend xD, but then again im 15 and neither have I D':

  • Ahh this dude is funny!

  • I love this guy <3

  • THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

  • So did you get the cherry from the friend or your girlfriend?

  • Damn, this series ended so long ago how long does it take for machinima to upload lol

  • lol "What if i stink real bad from all the activities and my breath isnt at the correct level of mintiness.

  • The next My First should be called, "My First Interesting Video."

    I'm sorry, but when I thought of this I laughed to myself.

  • Lmao

  • Lmao Wtf , Bitch is my fucking Candy LOL:)

  • you + storytime book form = total FUCKING AMAZING

  • Love the discriptive pictures, possibly first high-school girlfriend mabey?

  • lmfao!!

  • Made me laugh my ass off!!

  • nice calander

  • lol da fuck.

    subbed.

  • First kiss 9yrs old + 2 months relationship :P

  • Damn 6th grade? People in 6th grade act like 1st graders now in terms of relationships :(

  • Lol my first kiss better went to disco saw girl asked and kiss wala

  • if this is what a frist kiss is like. . . . . im not evean close to being ready to have one

  • best first kiss story ever!!!! 

  • finally a new video in the series

  • HAHAHA Like because awesome commentary, fuk the gameplay...i wasnt watching, just listening, made me laugh when u said "BITCH! WTF other way is there!"( 5:41)

  • My first wank?

  • I like this hahaha

  • my first bj :3?

  • lol loved the schedule on your calendar.

  • @Wickedshrapnel And i love your this gun F-ing sucking series keep it up :p

  • Wait, a boob graze is moving too fast, but the first kiss is involving tongue and candy?

    ......Ok.......

  • BEST FIRST KISS STORY EVAR!!!

  • well if it was blue rasberry lol

  • HAha .. asome story!!!

  • Why not jerk off on tuesday too?

  • really why does everbody use the PP90M1 it is a fucking overpowered gun

  • @bockaertvincent You just answered your own question.

  • @superkalle3333 but it just feels like it's making the game suck

  • Go sub to ZachAttackTheJew1

  • this guy is fucking hilarious. SUB

  • 6th grade... how old would that be?

    (where i'm from we count grades different cus 6th grade are 7-9 year olds so...)

  • @glenn4life1 probably 11 or 12 years old

  • @JSm1t848 thanks... and wow 11-12 year olds kissing with tongue and candy...

  • you had recess in 6th grade?

  • Hallo everyone be sure to chek out this: /watch?v=ZHMwA1vW4x4&feature=g­-upl&context=G23885e0AUAAAAAAA­AAA

  • what is the intro? love the song, if someone could help i would appreciate it

  • when you said she was trolling you, i said, "BITCHES BE CRAZY!!!"

  • Bitch just take the F#cking candy ! ...

  • Funny story

  • lmfao that was awesome man

  • can u say "i am sorry". XD

  • This type of title will always get loads of views.

  • Wtf no highest rated comments ?

  • lmao this is great

  • ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING CANDY LOL