Ohh fuck, that's funny as hell! Mine was on a damn ski bus in middle school in front of everybody (they didn't know it and she didn't, and still doesn't, either)!
wow that fucken funny i cant believe that well i haven"t had my kiss I"m like still hanging here but i like looking forward on that l8ter with me and....... well you don"t need to know i really don"t know if its going to work out or go all wrong
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haha my kiss is worst "there was this girl a real like and there was an flimparty and she was there it was fun and we where start daten i kiss here hardcore the next i want on vaka and afther 2 maands i came back and she told me that i was changed what the f*ck i haft see her in 2 maands and she pushed the door in me face" and i stel love her 6 maands later :(
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HAHAHA Like because awesome commentary, fuk the gameplay...i wasnt watching, just listening, made me laugh when u said "BITCH! WTF other way is there!"( 5:41)
Frist time got lay
Progamer5699 20 hours ago
The friend was obvioisly a look out
dvdking8 1 day ago
52,000 VIEWER HELL YE!!
VideogamerMaster1 1 day ago
He is like the same as Dane cook it's a pretty good resemblance
fast31 4 days ago
no..the other way... WTF OTHER WAY?!?!?!
paintballindirtbiker 4 days ago
Bitch Give me the godamn candy
XDJTSNXD 4 days ago
Jerk off jerk off jerk off jerk off FIRST KISS jerk off jerk off hahaha
thedarkling27 4 days ago
Fucking funny
byJonez 4 days ago
best line ever "double Y fakie yawn arm around the back" you boss
MrBananaxXx 4 days ago
lmfao... hate subbing.. but, SUBBED....
darkInferno360 4 days ago
Wow this nigga rapes!!!!
Dash21341 5 days ago
Boss
PhannyMusic 6 days ago
IAmTheJacob
Fyghten 6 days ago
this is so fucking hilarious
NickSpeakz 1 week ago
hahahahahahaha !!!!
BHsss13 1 week ago
You told this story a while ago just saying
MrShankuverymuch 1 week ago
@MrShankuverymuch on HIS channel
808Dwillz808 1 week ago
That story made me sad
Fugicara 2 weeks ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
Nice Calender
thesmeeCreation 2 weeks ago 6
hahah funniest fucking storey! gottta give ya credit mate.
but i believe that my first kiss storey tops yours
djMickyD7 2 weeks ago
Fucking cherry candy...
ReineEDay 2 weeks ago
i had a chick when i was 11/12 and she was/12 and she had tits that 18 year olds can dream of
MasterOwnagerMovies 2 weeks ago
LOL.. I love this fucking commentary! New sub fo sho
HellaPerformance 2 weeks ago
Ohh fuck, that's funny as hell! Mine was on a damn ski bus in middle school in front of everybody (they didn't know it and she didn't, and still doesn't, either)!
TheseRandomWhiteGuys 2 weeks ago
Laine! Your calendar looked like mine!
TheseRandomWhiteGuys 2 weeks ago
thats the way this one girl has some boobs
GenoCash97 2 weeks ago
You should do a my first moab. herrrrrrrrrrp.
MiGustaQueso 2 weeks ago
no boobies... what a bitch
SuperKickass96 2 weeks ago
lol stupid!!!!!!! haha
theredskinsfan8989 2 weeks ago
bitch.. so many unnecessary steps going on right now!
KrunkDuck1 2 weeks ago
3:28 l0l0l0l
johnnnification 2 weeks ago
CANADA FTW :)
murmurp 2 weeks ago
lol this is hilariouse ,,,,,!!!!!!!
ANGEL24995 2 weeks ago
wow that fucken funny i cant believe that well i haven"t had my kiss I"m like still hanging here but i like looking forward on that l8ter with me and....... well you don"t need to know i really don"t know if its going to work out or go all wrong
darkqueenfaith13 3 weeks ago
@darkqueenfaith13 I know how you feel
MrGallico67 2 weeks ago
@MrGallico67 wait how do you know how i feel are you even a girl to knmow how i feel or you are a guy that haven't been kiss ever
darkqueenfaith13 2 weeks ago
Bro your fucking hilarious hah
TylerCreatedMe 3 weeks ago
What camp in Canada?
Officer123444 3 weeks ago
whahaaaa
ChizNL 3 weeks ago
Please tell me you're from Ontario and went to Kearney. That sounds exactly like my Grade 6.. slightly different but yeah. Lol
TheFadapita 3 weeks ago
HHHAHHAHAHAHAH
SamThaB3AST 3 weeks ago
ahahahaah this guys comical
95eclipse450hp 3 weeks ago
This guy is going to be the next big thing at Machinima. Just saying.
SoraProductionsHD 3 weeks ago
amazing...that is all
MrSicko121 3 weeks ago
i just had surgery on my jaw... and it hurts like helll !!! but laughing along with this commentary has made my week !!
dominus10 3 weeks ago
hahah i wanna hear her sided of this!
gwanksta 3 weeks ago
HAHAHA thank you to funny
smoothmooi 3 weeks ago
haha thats funny
reubenh56 3 weeks ago
Damn you make my day Subscribed :D
LevexInfected 3 weeks ago
there is possibly only one thing that could make this video better......bacon....but damn what a great comm p.s YOU'RE CANADIAN?!:O
Brigaderz63 3 weeks ago
Awesome commentating! and i lvoe your intro. your one of the few funny machinima commentators
MrXoloft 3 weeks ago
"breasteses" lawl
UnknownAp0770 3 weeks ago
OMG!!! 5:35 i lawled So HARD!!!
Pieman0707 3 weeks ago
This guy is hilarious, why can't there be more people like him in the world.
SuperAteam10 3 weeks ago
Why did you jerk off on my birthday (May 19)
MegaGabyboy 3 weeks ago
HILARIOUS!
MrHidiki 3 weeks ago
THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
12theunknown12 3 weeks ago
epic intro
jacobtheripper1 3 weeks ago
Do all Canadians say "WHAT UP!"?
tehmightymo 3 weeks ago
@tehmightymo nahh...jus tha cool ones :)
TheSingh992 3 weeks ago
Thank you, someone who can make a commentary interesting
MegaXXTHEONEXx 3 weeks ago
i thought bitches loves appetizers ???
TheGamingbloc 3 weeks ago 2
Funny stories.. You should add at least some audio of MW3 in the background.
MedievalTek 3 weeks ago
dude you dont jerk off everyday
Ike267 3 weeks ago
This duuude intros are AWESOME!
omnidicej 3 weeks ago
next vid, first time having sex
iamsosuperawesome 3 weeks ago
6:21!! <333
tomisthlm 3 weeks ago
haha i was rollin at the end
SuperShinchanfan 3 weeks ago
lol why did i think that was gunna turn into a threesome?
xXBEASTREVOLUTIONXx 3 weeks ago
DUde u are cool!
tomisthlm 3 weeks ago
Subbing for 5:40
coolnewend 3 weeks ago
I remember when this commentary had a black ops gameplay in the background. Aah the good old days ;)
mredmister123 4 weeks ago
tell us about when you lost your virginity!
Spotify123456 4 weeks ago
my first kiss i fucking bite her lips
TheEckoEcho 4 weeks ago
any way we can get the song intro?
mankid247 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
hahahaha dude your funny, so good!
xHKTHEBJx 4 weeks ago
lmfao commentaries
TheInsaneVideogamerz 4 weeks ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
lol the candy part
Gamenagger123 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
my calendar is the same coincidence??
dovahkiinxxl 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
WTF?
parentecascais 1 month ago
didn't you tell this story already? o.O
pwnage122334 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
Thumbs up the ideas for future videos not some shits....
Tell us story about ur first MASTURBATION !
Danty033 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
you were trolling LOL
TheMrPraetorian 1 month ago
BITCH. WTF OTHER WAY IS THERE. lmao.
Rhymebook13 1 month ago
fucing funnyy
BestFilmsProductions 1 month ago
Finally, machinima hires a good commentator.
xxsamplextextxx 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 126
@xxsamplextextxx amen.
xRiisee 4 weeks ago
best. commentary. EVER.
oOSilentBloodOo 1 month ago 79
@oOSilentBloodOo True 'Daad broo !
Matumtatumz3 3 weeks ago
First Car
LegoAnimation2k11 1 month ago
"This girl is trolling me harrrd"
lol
PosiNickk 1 month ago
You seem to jerk off a lot xD
MrFunfunguy 1 month ago
haha Bitchs Be Crazy
johndeeremarc 1 month ago
fukkin hilarious ! your awesome dude :)
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TheDutchWayOfGaming 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
haha my kiss is worst "there was this girl a real like and there was an flimparty and she was there it was fun and we where start daten i kiss here hardcore the next i want on vaka and afther 2 maands i came back and she told me that i was changed what the f*ck i haft see her in 2 maands and she pushed the door in me face" and i stel love her 6 maands later :(
djmonkeyleaderz 1 month ago
@djmonkeyleaderz
what?!?!?!
TehPuma14 1 month ago
@djmonkeyleaderz learn to fucking type. damn
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AllSoHectic 1 month ago
Bitches love mixtapes LMAO
tazswagg 1 month ago
@xxgamer248xx u ain't lyin, my uncle caught a girl givin head behind the Park District he works at, she was 11... smh
TyFly312 1 month ago
laine... you ended the my first series a while ago.....
birdturd60 1 month ago
candy candy candy.... lol
coolyo3491 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
Freaking too funny XD
Yugo4261 1 month ago
lol 13 years olds suck ur cock now ( no lie )
xxgamer248xx 1 month ago
My ad was a prestege token glitch lol
drinkurhat3raid 1 month ago
@drinkurhat3raid me too lol
Recon1238 1 month ago
@Recon1238 lol
drinkurhat3raid 1 month ago
Awesome calendar.
rupell42 1 month ago
my first jizz lololol
xReaperHDx 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
lol the candy shit was fucking creepy and hilarious lol
mrsoulblade123 1 month ago
Shrek is the shit
bretttheking23Gamein 1 month ago
Can Can I have the candy :>
B00MH3ADsh0t797 1 month ago
Nice calendar bruh
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@NIHKUS lol sure why not
rosemontave1 1 month ago
:coolstorybro3:
marinitox 1 month ago
IAmTheAttack FTW!!!
raineyrocks11 1 month ago
thumbs up if u haven't had ut first kiss and ur 18 :(
rosemontave1 1 month ago
@rosemontave1 lol my brother is almost 20 and as far as i know he hasn't had a girlfriend xD, but then again im 15 and neither have I D':
Thacrazytaco 3 weeks ago
Ahh this dude is funny!
PimpDaddyJones30 1 month ago
I love this guy <3
xHybriiiDz 1 month ago
THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME
Senjai138 1 month ago
So did you get the cherry from the friend or your girlfriend?
Geckotropper 1 month ago
Damn, this series ended so long ago how long does it take for machinima to upload lol
hardysrock85 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
lol "What if i stink real bad from all the activities and my breath isnt at the correct level of mintiness.
THEInChRiSaBlE 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
The next My First should be called, "My First Interesting Video."
I'm sorry, but when I thought of this I laughed to myself.
Sliq111 1 month ago
Lmao
black4560 1 month ago
Lmao Wtf , Bitch is my fucking Candy LOL:)
SuperTwister98 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
you + storytime book form = total FUCKING AMAZING
EpicWisdoms 1 month ago
Love the discriptive pictures, possibly first high-school girlfriend mabey?
nikevisor54 1 month ago
lmfao!!
CombatArmsPro110 1 month ago
Made me laugh my ass off!!
MegaRellik 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
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groupiEli 1 month ago
nice calander
fatpuppyable 1 month ago
lol da fuck.
subbed.
hey111222 1 month ago
First kiss 9yrs old + 2 months relationship :P
rasmusbeggar 1 month ago
Damn 6th grade? People in 6th grade act like 1st graders now in terms of relationships :(
Holynotch 1 month ago
Lol my first kiss better went to disco saw girl asked and kiss wala
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TimiTheCrazyGamer 1 month ago in playlist More videos from machinimarespawn
if this is what a frist kiss is like. . . . . im not evean close to being ready to have one
owned3w 1 month ago
best first kiss story ever!!!!
thelittleguy132 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
finally a new video in the series
TheRandomSanta 1 month ago
HAHAHA Like because awesome commentary, fuk the gameplay...i wasnt watching, just listening, made me laugh when u said "BITCH! WTF other way is there!"( 5:41)
robbbyyy25 1 month ago
My first wank?
NameYouLoveSoMuch 1 month ago
I like this hahaha
yankeefanX10X 1 month ago
my first bj :3?
Godlydesu 1 month ago in playlist More videos from machinimarespawn
lol loved the schedule on your calendar.
Wickedshrapnel 1 month ago 47
@Wickedshrapnel And i love your this gun F-ing sucking series keep it up :p
Th3Olympian 1 month ago
Wait, a boob graze is moving too fast, but the first kiss is involving tongue and candy?
......Ok.......
CommanderAME 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos 28
BEST FIRST KISS STORY EVAR!!!
MrMVPlaya 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
well if it was blue rasberry lol
superpandaman99 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
HAha .. asome story!!!
athonyw 1 month ago
Why not jerk off on tuesday too?
PhlatMage 1 month ago
really why does everbody use the PP90M1 it is a fucking overpowered gun
bockaertvincent 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
@bockaertvincent You just answered your own question.
superkalle3333 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
@superkalle3333 but it just feels like it's making the game suck
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ZachAttackTheJew1 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
this guy is fucking hilarious. SUB
brassman2009 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
6th grade... how old would that be?
(where i'm from we count grades different cus 6th grade are 7-9 year olds so...)
glenn4life1 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
@glenn4life1 probably 11 or 12 years old
JSm1t848 1 month ago
@JSm1t848 thanks... and wow 11-12 year olds kissing with tongue and candy...
glenn4life1 1 month ago
you had recess in 6th grade?
KissChad 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
Hallo everyone be sure to chek out this: /watch?v=ZHMwA1vW4x4&feature=g-upl&context=G23885e0AUAAAAAAAAAA
LaurensTheBarfer 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
what is the intro? love the song, if someone could help i would appreciate it
87dulay 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
when you said she was trolling you, i said, "BITCHES BE CRAZY!!!"
b4107 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
Bitch just take the F#cking candy ! ...
InstaTheCla 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
Funny story
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AllSoHectic 1 month ago
lmfao that was awesome man
SoULReapR01 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
can u say "i am sorry". XD
azizkul 1 month ago in playlist EPIC VIDEOS!
This type of title will always get loads of views.
MegaBoss123A 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
Wtf no highest rated comments ?
XxHuZtLeRxXpsN 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
lmao this is great
WinnieThePooh0917 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos
ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING CANDY LOL
MRLeGGITSIZZE 1 month ago in playlist Featured Videos