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  • oh snap its the new forest gump

  • the cameraman's laugh @ 0:51 is fucking hilarious.

  • Well he might be dumb but he is very good looking :)

  • Not bad dude. C'mon over to mah place

  • i dont know what to say but wow this is funny but retarted at the same time. lol wow the guy that keeps laughing i lovehis laugh i makes me laugh everytime i hear this. and the guy thats talking his face expressions r funny. haha :P

  • this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaking stupid how u guys out our brother n sister down wow

  • he is a hottie

  • How is he dumb for having a speech impediment? apart from the obvious fact he is yank?

  • A lot of iraq's would offer us dinner and food. Would wants us to stay and play with the kids. But we have a job to do and couldnt do to much of that, your nothing but extremely biased. You seen some stuff on tv and believed it right away without doing any research on the matter. A lot of the stuff is propaganda dude. But you being such a weak minded individual were sucked into it like there was no tommorow. But again thats to be expected froma weak minded individual.

  • SSshane,

    This is therapy for smally. To help him cope with the guilt he lives with brought on by his fellow muslim cockroaches. The violence and death perpetrated in the name of allah.

  • lol I WISH I HAD A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT LOL OWNED

  • Personaly i think there all dumb,you,d have to be completly stupid to be still murdering innocent men,women & children when you know everything the lying prick who sent you there said was bullshit,The real reason these guys are in IRAQ is because they enjoy murdering people,theres no other reason,IRAQ never attacked america so how could they be "fighting for freedom"what goes around comes around & im so looking forward to these murdering Rapists getting what,s comming to them.

  • obvious troll is obvious

  • Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. It was said to have been plotted by terrorists such as Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan.

  • your such a dumbass, 'bumbass'

  • u. are. stupid.

  • @smallyb2009

    In the genevia convention it says a nation must stop a genocide weather it is within it's own nation or not. No matter if you are currently at war with the country or not. LOOk it up become educated. Anyways saddam Hussein killed millions of his own people. I've personally seen the torture chambers myself and have seen the mass graves. So in the end by the genevia convention rules of war we did exactly what was right. But you not being educated wouldnt know any of that though!!!

  • SSshane6d9; You have some cheek talking about the genevia convention after all the war crimes your sick sadistic soldiers have committed in Iraq as well as your Dumb Ex president,I Think you,ll also find its against the genevia convention to torture innocent people & to murder innocent Men Women & children "some Babies were also murdered" & all because your Dumb Ex president lied to get his greedy hands on Iraqi oil.How two faced are you americans.

  • @smallyb2009

    Regardless of what you think, by the genevia convention we had every right to go in and do what we did. Also innocent people will die in war, it has always happened and always will happen. It's a fact of life, also not to many innocent people were killed. Your just led to believe that many more were killed then there actually was. Its called propaganda and you have been sucked into it. Unless youve been over there you wouldnt know. They like us a whole lot more then they hate us

  • lol @ smally,

    islam is a religion of hate perpetrated by people just like you.

    Muslim violence around, muslims murdering fellow muslims, suicide bombers killing innocent women and children, it's a all well documented from around the world. Muslims are the root cause and just like cockroaches, need to be exterminated.

    islam is the disease, the U.S. is the cure....

  • lol, are u a serving troop? If your not just shut your mouth mate. We train your marines! And your seals, and your delta force! what does that say!

  • hahahah, "Royal Marine 42" stop dreamin', get off your fat ass and start trainin', stop researchin' about the military... if you were actually in the military you have integrity, respect and what not, not to come on youtube as bigshot "ROYAL MARINE 42" and trash talk allies... you bring shame to a something your not even part of...

  • @RoyalMarine42

    Actually you do not train our troops, we may interact a little. But no training goes on at all though. The reason why I know is because I was in the U.S army special operations group. Also your not a true, british marine, Ive yet to mean a royal marine that trash talked any american soldier at all. They have to much intergirty to do so. So you my friend are a fraud, a fake, a pure wanna be. Stop using the roayl marines name in vain you asshole

  • FRENCH FRIED PATATERS!

  • man feel bad they are makin fun of him but i guess its for coping with theyr job

  • Im sorry, but in general the US Marine Corps are pretty second rate, being a Royal Marines Commando myself the training that we go through is way harder then anything these knobs go through! Our training is so extreme that we are counted as special forces and quite a lot of us get selected for SBS (special boat service, its the same as the SAS)

  • Yet, you were getting your asses kicked by the Germans until the MARINES saved your asses. Hoo Rah.

  • @unknownsoldier756...

    Learn your military heritage sonny, the marines didn't fight in the European theater, the Army did. The marines fought in the pacific theater. How could you not know that?

    Don't be a jackass to our allies either. We were all in it together.

  • I shouldn't be a jackass? He called the USMC second rate. BTW I always assumed that the Marines were at Normandy because Marines are on ships when they're traveling and they also did an amphibious landing.

  • lol yea right you are a commando.. and you would be here talking to the world about it.. so many wannabe's and liars online its sickening

  • I know.. so many wanabe's.. well Im one anyways, my older bro is marine, versing over in afganistan, Id like to enlist after highschool, im 16 right now, doing what I can physically and mentally preparin myself for boot camp...

  • guys its ok, he knows there messing with him, there just a bunch of brothers, so more than likely he's in on it too

  • retarded? No. Just a slack jaw!

  • Aww, thats mean.

  • The funnest part is the guy laughing in the back ground he's louder than every other guy lmfao

  • wraith738 YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN! lol

    Our job isnt fun, and we definitely dont do it for money! have you seen our paychecks? But anyway, I would say that 99% of our service members would give their lives to protect their family and all of their freedoms, including your freedom to talk shit about us. stv420, just know that I (as a military member), would pay the ultimate price to keep America safe, and you a free man. I have come to terms with the possibility.

    think of our morale dude.

  • Did I say every civ killed was killed by marines

    Obviously marines cant read

    ASVAB ? Seriously ? I wont even comment on that.

    A REAL seal huh. I'd be toast huh. I'll remember that next reunion.

    I dont need to impress anyone. Fact is, the military as used the the USA is a joke. Kids joining believing they are defending their country that doesnt even rank as a military power.

    Oh, but the TERRORISTS ! OMG ! WE MUST DO SOMETHING !

    Fucking idiots. Its a scare tactic used by the gov. Grow a brain

  • "navy seal"? yea sure, and im the fucking first black King of England right?

    if you were a true Seal, you wouldnt be spouting this anti-government bullshit!

    U.S Navy Seals are proud and patriotic Americans, its why they CHOSE to do what they do! No one put a gun to their head and said you MUST be apart of the most elite special forces team in the world.

    Are you kidding me? Are you even a fucking citizen? Probably just a skinny nerdy fuck that feels like pissing off some soldiers.

    you win!

  • You know. Its that type of idiocy that made me leave the military. If you dont agree with the government, your some how not patriotic, and not proud to be an American.

    What does that about you.

    Your right, no one makes you join the military and go through any type of training. Everything is a choice. Getting your orders, and doing your job, doesn't mean you agree with it.

    Your simply making asinine, brainwashed typical uninformed American decisions.

  • every civilian killed was by marines?

    shut the hell up popeye wtf do you know???

  • dear god you're all idiots, he just got back from dental, he should be on SIQ but guess not

  • The dumbest Marine in the Iraq is still more enlightened than the smartest American civilian back home who thinks he knows about Iraq.

    The most cowardly Marine on the front lines is still far braver than the bravest American civilian hiding behind a computer spewing out anti-military BS.

    The fact that the Marines embody all of the qualities of comraderie, strength and honor which the protected lacks really drives some cowardly civilians up a wall.

    NON CEDO FERIO

  • 6.5 yrs served.

    2 tours in Iraq, Oman

    Your an idiot, and clearly brainwashed. The bullshit pro-military, nationalistic beliefs drilled into your head are ridiculous. Its not brave to take a bullet. Its stupid. Its not enlightend to go to Iraq, its called ordered. Talk to a vet, MOST of them wish they hadnt gone. bravery is NOT joining for a bullshit cause and standing up for it. not joining like good little sheep and following the agenda of a corrupt gov.

    There is no honor is killing.

  • blah...blah...blahhh....

    You say there is no honor in killing.

    Tell that to the insurgents.

  • Navysealtm12 i agree with you to a certain extent, theres no honor in killing, but killing to help others, rather than to just obey your government is worth taking a bullet for. Only a life lived for others, is a life worth living.

  • "6.5 yrs served.

    2 tours in Iraq, Oman"

    Percent that I am impressed with your "record": ZERO!

    You seem to want to claim that every Iraqi civilian that was killed was killed by a mmber of the United States Marine Corps. If a real NAVY SEAL team got wind of the crap you are saying in their name, you'd be toast.

    You and I both know that you are full of shit. Stop watching porn on mommys computer and go play in traffic.

  • obviously he is drunk dumb shits, that ain't water thats, micia beer.

  • youre an idiot he just got back from dental

  • Fuck you guys. That's mean...

  • Faggots. i will go stomp on ur graves

  • yea he may appear dumb to sum of u, but he's obviously not. i mean he did make into the marines for one thing, and he looks like a sergeant, so dumb and gullible, maybe not as much as he appears. the marines dont train dummy's.

  • Uh, yeah we do. Like my last CO said, "someone has to burn the shitters."

  • Did he just come back from the dentist?

  • i was guna say that or he burned his tongue lol

  • poor guy just cause he stuters doesnt make him a retard!!

  • I want to slap his recruiter so badly.... =_=

  • poor lad doesnt deserve that

  • LOL

  • ultraextreme1 is just jealous of America and everything about us. I'm sorry he couldn't experience all that freedom has to offer. I pray that he and the entire world will have the opportunity in the future to experience true Democracy. Thank you Marines for paving the way toward a better tomarrow.

    U-RAH MARINES!!

  • The ironic thing is that we no longer have true Democracy and don't say i hate the U.S.A i love this country with all my heart but its true

  • mah names Forest, forest gump

  • just becuse he sttuters doesnt make him a idiot...

  • yamazon3, wow, ROFLCOPTOR is good english too you retard

  • go boys... go out and die for nothing... die for saving the us resources the next few years.

  • dude are you seriously just ganna hate use bc were following orders? if we never had went over youd probly be like oh thats great what your doing. but just because we are doing something that you particularly dont like you have to label and hate us all? ok wow

  • I'm not your hater man. i love america. really. and god bless you guys out there. get home safe. - it's just that bush made so many mistakes lots of europeans lost their trust into america. you giving up so many of the most important freedoms because of "terror" - we just can't understand this.

  • duh he was just playing!

  • you people do realize this is a joke. just about everyone i know has seen this video its just a joke

  • figures

  • Its US policy to recruit the dumbest people and have them wasted first,.. Its an historical fact that they were put in front line first to attack. We already have witnessed too many stupid actions of other soldiers. Its not their fault that they ar born stupid,.. It should be forbidden for mentally sick people to have kidz,.. At the other hand,..they might be too dumb too understand why they are being used for..

  • its not even that. its the simple fact that we have people in this country who are literally stupid like that. I mean, if he was literate enough to pass the ASVAB, that means the US relies on officers to do the thinking for these people. Just saying, hes embarrasing me. I would never let anyone this dumb into my regiment

  • that isn't true at all actually. the dumbest recruits go to the navy and airforce because they dont do shit.

  • You freaking douchebag. Yea, okay, you caught us, we kill innocent people on purpose. Fucking unpatriotic uninformed bias liberal moron.

  • two thumbs up on this comment

  • thanx for admitting you selfish, senseless, brainwashed, asskissing dumbass. Hope they catch u and lynch u alive !

  • We'll catch you first, fucking dick weed!

  • Ofcourse, you will,..faggot ! Just being brave behind ur screen, fucking sizzy !

  • wow that was a stupid comment...Air Force? You mean the Air Force with the highest ASVAB requirements?

    The United States Air Force that holds world superiority in Intelligence, Surveillance. and Reconnaissance?

    The same Air Force that will continue to hold Air Superiority thanks to the exclusive F22 Raptor, F35-Lightning II, and the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber....

    FUCK OFF! dont ask for air support next time your in a jam and feel like talking shit about your sister services!

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  • Too bad it's just someone with a speech impediment . Realy the ppl taking the video r the dumb ones

  • And sorry, but the Marines ARE the best millitary branch there is... it's common sense you idiots.

  • Blah Blah, they are all great, they all play a part.

  • this video makes marines look stupid? you fucking stupid for saying that. I love when people look at one person then thinks thats how everyone is. your dumb. dumb dumb dumb

  • ROFLCOPTOR!!!  Juliejake420 said "your dumb" instead of "you're dumb"!

  • he sounds like that guy from king of the hill....lol

  • so marine is different to the navy? lol annnywaayyysss i thought it was funny lol

  • OMFG this dush makes the Marines look real fucking stupid.

  • Its Forest Gump

  • rofl hahaha thats great

  • how come almost all the marines i see in real life can't talk?

  • Because they cant get a job....that shows how shit U.S Marines are - no offence if yer from the U.S

  • but u.s marines kicks all the other military ass tho so i kinda think they just scream to much and voice is dieing-_- don't need no bad comments and they are stronger than others and yup.

  • Hmm doubt it theyre training is diluted compared to the Royal Marines

    The U.S Marines shoot at each other an piss around on the battlefield rather than shooting the enemy.

  • wait theres 2 different kind of marines? i thought u.s marines is bassilcally everything?

  • U.S Marines are just a water version of the U.S Army

    the Royal Marine Commandos are a smaller specialized force designed to sneak into enemy territory and cause massive damage and get out of the area without being seen.

    They do different jobs although they both get dropped off by the Sea, Land and Air

  • Thank you for sharing your expert unbiased knowledge on the United States Military. Bitchface.

  • dynamicz108, you don't even live in the United States so shut the fuck up about it and educate yourself on something that's actually relevant to you.

  • Oh well il just let you lot take the piss out of my country..........i dont think so, you can just fuck right off ya little poofter

  • I didn't say shit about your country.

  • Read it agian shithead - i said you lot! that means your inbred friends and brothers.....why do you not get that?

    Ya see this is a prime example of stupid idiots that are let into the battlefield.....YOU AND THIS IDOIOT ON THE VID!

  • I read what you said right. You said we all do, and I said I didn't. So what did YOU not get?

    You talk a lot of shit for someone whose favorite book is the Bible. Go repent, ya hypocrite.

  • And good job misspelling idiot.

  • the marines training is harder than anybody elses. and the marines are the ones who know how to do their job and do it right. you wanna talk shit, make sure you can back it the fuck up.

  • Haha why dont you stop talking shit, watch these vids!:

    Scared US Marines Crying

    How NOT to fire a 50 Cal Machine Gun

    American Soldier OWNED by an Iraqi - who won?

    Then read the description from this vid below....the state your military is in!:

    British SAS Soldier Quits - Says End Alliance with USA

    And then watch this vid below about a Royal Marine getting shot - he laughs about it an doesnt cry like your special mates!:

    Royal Marine Gets Shot While Wearing A Helmet Camera

  • its amazing how stupid all u people are. he just went to the dentist. his whole head is numb. he cant even drink water it just falls out of his mouth

  • Does any body know what he saya at the end

  • If they didn't love him they wouldn't play with him.

    That's how Marines operate.

    I don't know anyone in that vid but I'll guarantee they love their "Dumbest Jarhead EVER".

  • u guys are mean? he has a speech impariment. it even says that in the movie.. theguys in the vid are mean

  • His mouth is numb from the dentist, its pretty obvious.

  • I love marines and who is the one who said he was the dumb guy because he is hot and funny

  • He is the cutest when he says "youre gay man" He is so hot and funny he really is not dumb if you listen you will here them say that his mouth is numb.

  • WTF people, could have just as well of happened to you.

    Put yourself in his shoes, I bet you would think differently.

  • you all are dumb not him he is just drunk he is not drinking watter he is slurring his words and acting funny he... is drunk :D

  • hey numb nuts he probably just got his wisdom teeth pulled and is still all numbed up from it. i sounded just like him when i had mine pulled, it sucks!!! so he is not "retarded", or dumb, or putting on an act.

  • you people are a bunch of fucks.

    Something HAPPEND to make him talk like that...like his mouth is numb or sum shit.

    stop shitting urselves over a damn vidieo, its fuckin funny nd thats what they were going for.

  • OMG!!! even if he was dumb would you have posted it like that!!!

    JEESH whats wrong with this world!!!!!!!!!

  • of course its fuckin fake lol you think they honestly accept retards in the military???? let alone if they did he wouldnt of made it that far

  • weather its real or not he is serving our country

  • fake or he might have gotten blood choked 2 seconds before filming =P

  • it seems like a fake act the marine puts on

  • wtf why dont u stop making fun of him coz its not nice - hes putting his life on the line so shut up !!!!!

  • he's pissed...

  • LMAO atleast hes comfortable with his lisp

  • dude you guys are soo mean..hes not stupid, i would date him and i wouldn't care about the lisp! fuck all you who say hes stupid

  • perhaps a lisp. i have a bad lisp but not as bad as that. could be drunk.

  • No Dude!! He is PuertoRican!!!

  • drunk or on purpose lol

  • drunk?

  • its our modern day forrest gump !!!

    hes bak guys !!!

  • ...aside being retarded...he's cute though...^^

  • thats mean wht u said abt him

  • LOL dumb??? Well I don't know about that but when you're that sexy and a Marine....who cares :o) Semper freaking Fi

    LOL

  • thats pretty funny stuff. i hated comin back from dental all fucked up like that.

  • its forrest gump

  • who vided you?

  • ya i mean if he did have a speach inpenement that would be mean to make fun of him fer that unless he doznt care but mabey he got his mputh numbed er was just doin it cuz i wanted to but it was kinda funny

  • What the hell are you trying to say?

  • Oh mate, I hope you don't mind me quoting you here mcblair96, but this was a pisser "...ya i mean if he did have a speach inpenement...that would be mean to make fun of him..." LOLLLLLLL!!!- it's "impediment" you duffer, not "impenenment". Really funny stuff man, I mean this in the friendliest way. Kindest regards, hope you see the humor & irony in this champ. Jonno. All the best.

  • He even forgot what speech problem he was pretending to have at one point!

    lol

  • hes not really retarded paLs. relax.

    lol.

  • He's not really retarded. If you listen around 1:28 someone in the background specifically addresses that.

  • Yeah...he's been to dental so his mouth is just numbed. People on here are stupid if they think the USMC really recruits mental retards. Vid is mildly funny, people need to get a life and not get all pissy about something so silly.

  • Why does everyone have to a critic? i thought it was funny. if you dont like it, dont watch it. DAMN! i fought along side of soldiers just like them so you have the freedom to watch these videos. SO FUCK OFF

  • it not he'S falt if he is retarded!!!! WTF is wrong with the millitary to send retard kid in Iraq

  • suck it donney lol

  • can um can i get sum subtitles

  • I don't know if you can hear correctly, but it's a JOKE. He doesn't really talk like that.

  • use er aw sick fur slaggin him ,fuksake he would probably take them oot waii 1 punch

  • duude hes like forest gump! cool

    :]

    he could probably beat the crap out of every single other guy in the video too.

  • good for you loser

  • Yeh he cant talk right but say that to his face and watch his fists work correctly.

  • true lol

  • jethuth chriith

  • If this guy has a speech impediment then this is just sad, but if it's just from a numb tongue then its funny lol.

  • you fuckers maby if you learnd wat a joke is you wouldent get picked on and beat up evry 1 who insaults marins shuld be kiked out of this dam country

  • yeah, he's a cutie patootie...who cares if he talks like Elmer Fudd..lol

  • your fucked up nigga

  • U Guys Are Awesome!!!! Gotta Love the Marines! Oh, and for all u dumb people out there, hes only talking like that Because he went to the Dentist, and he missed, and Numbed his Toungue, Jeez, people just love Jumping to conclusions, Keep hanging in there guys, we LOVE YOU

  • The dude with the numb tongue is pretty damn cute....and funny as hell. :D

  • wow u guys r faggots making fun of a guy with a speech impediment. and throwing it on youtube

  • You fuckin idiots, he has a speech impediment

    Just listen to him talk, he just has an accent

  • if you ppl were listening he went to the dentist and the dude missed and numbed his tong that's why he is talking like that

  • dude that aint even funny and saying hes dumb it aint funny i see no1 laughing its just fucked up

  • And yet people wonder why kids in American schools shoot each other... Maybe cause the fuck heads who pick on someone who is different never change.

    Oh god that crazy guy shot 5 kids, we'll never get over the pain of it, imagine how they felt being picked on everyday of their lives! Only know you wouldn't want to pick on this guy cause now he could kill you without anyone you even knowing... Grow up you dickheads...

  • yeah i guess. but they just joking playing around hahah. in the beginning he says a dentist numbs his tongue hahah. so thats the reason hes speaking in such a manner. =p haha.

    PEACE!!!!!!!

  • That just wrong man come on serious!

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  • sorry i did'nt finish my last comment my little sis pushed the post button, but i was tryin 2 say ws if it's not a disablity than thats funny but if it is thats is freakin mean n cruel.