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  • AWESOME video! Thanks for uploading

  • That's such a crappy video

  • i have the AIDS cure.

  • dont be fooled folks this is the real deal

  • I don't see why there are so many dislikes. This is WAY better than that crappy RIse OF Cobra movie

  • Does anyone realize just what the hell is going on at 2:07?! HOLY GOD!!!

  • This is a work of art!

  • This has better cinematography than anything mainstream Hollywood has done in years.

    Complete retards like McG and Michael Bay get multimillion dollar budgets and Justin Formal is on public access. That's enough to make me believe that there's no justice or higher power in this world.

  • where the fuck can i purchase this flick?!?!?!

  • i am... slightly confused

  • Spectres call it citrus blue!

  • wow - avante garde GI Joe with Destro as the main character

  • This is amazing and I want to know where you came up with something like this?

  • I've watched this over 150 times. I absolutely love it and it has completely changed my life. Can anyone help me figure out what Destro is saying at 1:04? It seems to be in a foreign language...

  • I need this movie

  • I need to find this movie....

  • Hey guys I just figured I'd let you's know the new GI Joe is gay. And GI In GI Joe stands for Gay Instigator. Kthanxbai

  • This version of G.I.Joe grabs the consept of Revolution and fall of socioty by the balls and throws it in your face. This is how G.i.joe should have been done, we,ve played with the toys, we,ve grown up now we want it for US! not hollywood it for kids and lame it up with C.G.I oh wow green smoke eats metal...wow...This has plot at least. To all those that dont like it il be giving your mothers home adress's to Montalban there. COBRA!

  • Why the bashing of the Rise? THIS film has as much to do about Destro as it does with the cure for AIDS. While brilliant and imaginative, it's a farce. None of us would've paid this a bit of mind had it been a man in a white mask and called himself "Beevo". I like this film, but please don't start throwing Joe references around. See it as the director's vision. And leave Rise alone.

  • WHAT THE HELL KINDA FAG SHIT IS THIS !!!

  • For real Gi Joe fans they can understand this film , but for little tedder totter heads that are brain washed by hollywood would never get it cause they wouldn't know except that they wake up in the morning like the government robots they are.

    For the shit talkers" Have you ever been fucked in the mouth by a straight razor"

  • okay, now that's some freaky stuff to be watching at 3am after working a 9hr shift and being up for almost 24hrs straight. But I couldn't look away, I couldn't look away and now his creepy voice is in my head. It's in my head. lol. wow. okay.

  • M highly satisfied with MOVIEDON . I N F O.. it offers all the movies I ever wanted to watch in HD quality!

  • This is the only site that gave me the best HD quality of this fantastic movie- MOVIEDON . C- O- M

  • GREATEST FLIM OF ALL TIME!

  • what...the...fuck.....

  • Watch Movies at Dalster-com

  • I want this movie. It's so crazy in an aspect of twisting multiple plot lines. looks kind of like a David Lynch film in some aspects. I'm very interested in getting a copy of this.

  • @JadeArmor you don't know what your talking about. you're clown shoes bro.

  • How can I buy more tickets please?

  • Canzo Empyrean > Rise of Cobra

  • there is no way please send me the link

  • lol!!! i love the great remarks from people!! as i have said before i think this is a great bit of creative fun! have a look at my video response! for "rubjam 9"!! oh by the way, the gi joe film is well made but hey no epic mate!!

  • So the New GI Joe is about contemporary Russian politics ? How refreshing, I thought it was going to be another boring Hollywood action film. They're getting a bit stale. My kids are going to love this.

  • Very beautifully made bravo.

  • I had to watch this about ten times just to get an idea of what this is about. Well I failed!!!! what a piece of shit. It seems like a movie that only Marylin Manson would like. .... 0 stars..

  • This is brilliant and the people who don't like this are retarded. I hope that all people that liked "GI Joe: Rise of Cobra" die of AIDS.... this is much better. I hate people that don't like this. I am better than everybody and people who disagree are retarded fuckholes. I will fuck your mother's face.

  • RichardMontalban you are the most awesome troll I've ever seen.

  • @RichardMontalban

    why don't u fuck ur mother,u bastard asshole.

    all the g.i.joe haters r bloody asshoe motherfucker.

  • @snakeeyes1312 Your mother is a whore. Why don't you go jerk off to your Channing Tatum poster. You don't know shit about GI Joe if you liked The Rise of Cobra... FUCK YOU AND DIE. I will rape your babies and cum all over your balls. You fucking suck you shit head. You child rapist fucking anti semite. I am going to tell everybody in your school that you are racist.

  • @RichardMontalban With a straight razor.

  • what the fuck is this shit???!!?

  • my weed fiend room mate is going to love this!

  • Very well made

  • What!

    The fuck?

  • WTF....

    ?

  • WTF?

  • I'm picky as all shit, and although this really didn't have much anything to do with the gi-joe universe even if you were just using the characters likeness, this is one of the sickest looking films i have seen in a LONG FUCKING TIME. THIS is what should be coming out, not new re-hashes of TV shows and shit like that.

  • ahhhahahahhahahahah

  • WTF???????

  • A billion times more entertaining than that pile of horse crap masquerading as G.I. Joe in theaters now. Bravo. :)

  • who ever made this needs to get a life

  • Really? It seems to me that he had a lot of money and women available when making this trailer. What do you have that gives you the right to say that?

  • yeah i'm with you man that guy really need a life

  • What the hell was that? Is this real? If it is, the filmmakers should really lay off the drugs.

  • 2:12 rofl

  • this is the worst video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can this be creative? your brain got problem?damn fucking video!!!!!!!!!!! the worst video forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • great creative trailer, i want to see the full film, looks like you guys had a top time making this, good on ya. lol about the other comments, it seems most people who have left a comment have yet to open the eyes they were given and yet to learn that they will grow hair under the armpits after the age of 13 or so!!

    very well done, good impact, keep it up guys, 10/10

  • omg wtf.....what is your problem people!!! what is the point of making something so stupid!?!?!?!?

    Dude, you wasted your time making this, as you can see from the comments.....its CRAP!!!!!

  • all I have to say to that is....

    WTF!!!

  • Really? That's it? Come on....

  • shame on you for making this video asshole, fuck you you bitchass motherfucker go choke on a fucking shriveled up dick GI JOE IS THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE TO EVER COME OUT AND IF YOU DON"T AGREE BRING IT BITCHES, I KNOW JUJITSU AND CAN KICK YOUR ASSES!!!!!!

  • Wow, you are such a clown ! Can I book you for my kid's party ? We are hiring some donkeys for the kids to ride, perhaps for a few extra dollars they will let you kick the asses ? We would love to see your jujitsu. Do you also do origami or make balloon animals ? Also we will be showing Canzo Empyrean at the party, so you are welcome to stay and watch if you like. I assume you are a real life clown advertising because nobody else would make YouTube threats and expect to be taken seriously.

  • @aceprime04

    I agree, what kind of shit is this?!?!?!

  • have you ever been fucked in the mouth....WITHA STRAIGHT RAZOR?!

  • this looks so pooh!!!! i cnt describe the do do ive just watched...i did like seeing that guy getting punch in the bath tho it was the best bit...other than that SHIT!!!

  • wooow this is messed up yet kinda interesting

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  • I'm thinking more Barney/Lynch/Kern/Tsukamoto/Sm­ith/

    Jodorowsky.

    Whatever. This is still roughly 1,000,000,000X better than that other 'G.I. Joe' flick.

  • maybe this is gi joe, directed by lars von trier. this reminds me of element of crime.

  • GI JOE as done by David Lynch.

  • This will be better than G.I. Joe the movie

  • i wish this was coming on the 7th!

  • when i´ll watch the REAL GIJoe movie trailler? I´m so sick and tired to be losing my time and my internet connection trying to watch this fucking´ movie. Please your gay, don´t waste your time posting this garbage!!!!

  • wtf?!?

  • Get a life girls!!!!

  • Wow!! you guys got serious brain damage from too much drug!! I suggest you go to detox as quickly as possible or put an end to your misarable existences!!!

    tho the 2nd choice might be the better since the damage your brain as taken is probably irreversible, plus you'd make this world a better place!!!! :P

  • thanks for wasting my time jack off

  • Fantastic trailer!  I'm looking forward to seeing the movie someday!!!

  • now that's an interesting Destro trailer lol

  • pussy ass faggot.

    the only way you can get hits is to put a fake name on this bullshit

  • this is plain crap looks more like a torture movie then GI JOE

  • wt the heck?

  • This is porn

  • amazing. now thats what i call an imaginations n if its real these people are awsome. most things now an days are way too sugar coated now that how u get raw.

  • wtf

  • This Movie has nothing to do with GI Joe whatsoever...i heard the name Destro once, but as far as i can tell it's some wanna-be Film Student spending far too much of his Parent's "Schooling Money" on Hard-Drugs and needles.

    This is your brain on Drugs *cracks eggs*

  • this trailer > your tedious cynicism

  • fag!

  • WOW this look ten times better then the real gi joe live actionmovie

  • This would be worth watching if only they added some bizzare shit. You know like a twist.

  • are you STUPeD?

  • so exactly what kinds of drugs were these people on and can they be produced in large quantities?

    YOU EVER BEEN FUCKED IN THE MOUTH BY A STRAIGHT RAZOR????

    is this the next Tarantino movie because it probably should be.

  • you're warped

  • 1:57

  • At first i thought this was a waste of my time...but by the middle i was totally hooked. nicely done

  • =))

  • lol, not what i was expecting, but good job guys :)

  • your stuipid

  • Destro is Mc Cain without a mask, lol.

  • ......i like it...id rather watch this with something to it than the hollywood bollox thing there bringing out, its like a movie for people who grew up and used to play with G.I.Joes as kids n this has grown up as well...fook rise of cobra make this a proper movie. \m/

  • WTF!

  • Guys, downloads are already available at: movieph get your own copies if you want. :)

  • Astonishing. bizarre and astonishing.

  • This isn't g i joe

  • this look so cool any know if this movie really exist of only a motage? xP

    if exist any know his name?

  • It's a cheap way 2 get people 2 watch but it DOES look cool.

    Whoever directed this has a future in music videos if nothing else.(And that's if they're not ALREADY directing music videos.)

  • This looks better than the GI Joe movie with Tatum and them.

  • WTF?

    loosely based on GI JOE? I think the only thing from GI Joe is the name Destro and the fact he is a terrorist...

    It looks cool though

  • that shit was nice

  • This rules!!!

  • This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen in my 26 years on this planet.

  • You like the holy mountain don't you?

  • OMFG LOL Holy Mountain was the ultimate piece of hippy crap. I laughed and laughed. Gratuitous nudity taking its "spiritual message" oh so seriously. PML !

  • Holy Mountain was nothing to do with hippiedom you philistine

  • So why all the naked hippies in the movie then tomdissonance ?

  • the next one u make label it 'shit' so only u sik fuks that want to see this shit will see it

  • WHAT THE FCUK WAS THIS~!

    It looks like a Marilyn Manson film!

    Disturbing but kind of neat.

  • This was awesome despite the title misleading me. I would check the movie out (if it exists).

  • wHAT IS THIS SHIT?

  • nyahaha

  • this isnt g.i.joe this is just sum wierd shitty italian film whose stolen destros likeness!

  • man : "They say you enjoy killing."

    destro : "But I enjoy kissing."

    BRILLIANT!

  • labada de cerebro ._.`

  • this movie looks fuckd. i like it. cant wait to see more

  • subliminal y sectoso, horrible

  • I hope to christ this shit is for real, breathtakingly batshit

  • super homo shit

  • Amazing o.O a want this  *-*

  • this is...disturbing

    and yet so beautiful...

  • I need some help!!! trying to find out info about this but it's all hearsay

  • where csn i see this movie

    are there torrents out there

  • so this is why eccelston left doctor who

  • G IIII JOOOOOE

  • COOOOOBRAAAAAAA

  • 1:14 makes me laugh so hard

  • for the love of neptune, please bring this out, its artistry in motion. I'd would much rather see something like this than the crap hollywood is shoveling out these days. They've ruined so much and when something good comes along, lethargy is replaced with excitement. love it.

  • holy hell......what was that.......it was beautiful. where did u get them?.....neptune

  • wow! dr mindbender will figure heavily in this flick. i wonder who zartan will be? very excited. GO JOE

  • WHAT...THE.....FUCK.....WAS...­..THAT!?!?! i think i just lost over a billion brain cells watchin that shit

  • I was gonna respond to this vid, but you pretty much summed up exactly what I was gonna say. I concur.

  • Well...I agree with the majority of others. Yet again...I've wasted additional time outta my life over a moron titling this this...this...whatever the fuck it is video a GI Joe trailer for this years film.

  • Have you ever been fucked in the mouth with a strait razor???

  • hahahahahaha holy shit

  • Destro is the man!!!

  • that was all kinds of fucked up...

  • this was kinda cool to watch

  • The most I hate are retarded fucks like this one! Uploader, you can only suck my fat dick and the rest of your family can tinkle my balls!!!

    What's the point for upload this fake shit and waste our time? Are you enjoyin' ?Like when you suck my dick?

  • fuck you to whoever uploaded this crap

  • Weirdest thing I've seen by mistake.

  • what a ballbag

  • what in the bloody fuck did i just watch

  • hahahah what is this??

  • Thank you, is a good video but not if it is pornographic or something more , leaves me as when i saw interview with the vampire

  • *question mark*

  • Despite it not being what I expected this is very well done. Seriously, you can argue all you want about being pissed off that it isn't GI Joe but honestly the boy's got talent.

  • WTF did I just watch??

  • I hate when you think it's going to be a real video and it turns out to be some fake ass piece of shit that an idiot created. Thanks for wasting my time "isthisrare". You suck.

  • I hate it when an idiot watches an entire video despite it being clear before it even started that it wasn't what you expected (check the description) and then bitches about it.

  • True. I actually did read the partial description, and was in no way prepared for what I was about to see. I'm gonna go watch something heartwarming now.

  • what the hell is this shit

  • I hate when you think it's going to be a real video and it turns out to be some fake ass piece of shit that an idiot created. Thanks for wasting my time "isthisrare". You suck.

  • I hate when you think it's going to be a real video and it turns out to be some fake ass piece of shit that an idiot created. Thanks for wasting my time "isthisrare". You suck.

  • I want to see the full movie where can I get a copy ?

  • The Mastabah to Megiddo has been opened...........