We're professionals.

[Dinzla]

3 years ago. (!!!!)

[speedyconkiwi]

@Dinzla shut up!! :O

holy shit.

[19kansas72]

Thank you...I was down, and you made me laugh:)

[rvelazquezm3]

wow this germans r slow! still love BMWs tho

[CARPFISHER74]

OMG COOKIES !!!!!!!!!

[davidlynnhilton]

hey its junior again and i think both of yall are sexy i do not get on the computer mutch but look me upon my space......of usa...and i will look you up when i come to germany

[Holret]

I think this is a blooper video, and therefor excellence is not expected.

[vendettamarvin]

xD ihr seit ja auf eine lustige art verrückt xD ^^

[wilde1]

You 2 R keyoote. ;) -Me

[burntfish44]

blondie is HAWT other bleh >.> rofl

[bioserve]

i guess the war on drugs isnt going well !

[qwertz234]

strange but cool :D

[Spoolz07]

None of that was any help at all! And tattoos! Eurgh!

[fullmetal69er]

how do you guys speak such good english?

[UsFFFL]

that was horrible, sorry.

[Eye8yourfood]

That video did not meet the standards of excellence that I expect from your Kiwiness. However..... you still rock. So I say ..... Viva La Kiwi!!

[isidroabelardo]

por que no salen a buscar hombres

[Overcrook65]

outtakes von outtakes von outtakes?

ist das extrem extrem geheime wort vielleicht whores? falls nicht, dann sorry hehe

mfg

g-man

[GypsyWind69]

Wait. Hold on. I just felt something. Yep. Pretty sure... It's deeeep smit. lol Love and... infection. Yay! lol

[hootinanny6]

I love it!!!!

:D

You two act just like me and my friends.

:D

[xxgothicxxdragonxx]

both...a bit stupid

[sohnemann]

cute :>

[CINNDIRELLA]

Both fat!

[YummyEuro193]

no there no

[devildnnga]

yeah like p.h.a.t.prety.hot.and.tempting­.

[mludilo]

lol i live in germany and it looks like german girls are ugly mybe 1 of 10 is realy hot or some girls from other countrys who lives in germany are cute !!!

peaCe

[LilViech]

man hast du wurstfinger

[ifuckedher010]

damn i wish i live in germany looks like they got some hot women there

[malutkaevelina]

wie lustig....NOOOT......

[Ehlegance]

ey hure hur dich weg sonnst mach ich dich kek glaub ich ess jetzt was speck und zieh mir nen kopf weg fett fett im bett. eyy homie yeah DJ.toni am start ich diss weg ihr fotzen alles schlampen und löschen und EHle. punkt und mach ma dicke grüße an tip und joint und an ehle dann zieh ihn schön..schöön rein tief raus...peace all over da world bling blings crakc pipe hit in his color

[Audiophileee]

was fuer ein sinnfreier moechtegern schwachsinn.... schoen weiter konsumieren du honk..

[Samirthelion]

ey was ist das für verkackte scheiße hier ich komm garnich kla...ey<löschen oh<avuoiz aouisrdfugvhz<0iwgzfyoawoerszg­o <aowyrhzoawe

[booboobeezy]

ich will jetz einen kuss ya!

[booboobeezy]

ich will einen kuss!

[MisterPinki]

Nice x)

[RascalFascal]

Thanks for the add...motherfucking piece off shit!!!

[PumaAmBerg]

i don`t get it...but germans got a lot of humor...look at Hitler... oh sorry he was austrian ;-))

[germanyweapons]

i found out what they were saying go to the video respones what going on in my head

[SectorH]

LOL, you're crazy!

[slemely]

too cute ;)

[heelsxXxoverxXxhead]

r u high?

[TheGamer86]

Pduffy, I agree ALOT of germans have no humor, I call my family over there all the time and yeah, its always very formal and mature conversations. My mum tries to crack jokes and always creates this awkward silence, she's so german :) But let me say you girls are cute, and make more teaching german videos, more so on how to pernounce things. Us americans mess that up often :)

[Disstory]

ihr seid am ende xD

[Scrani]

Aber sowas von! :D

[Grubenpony12]

lazy and good!

[key7412]

interesting.

[yakounette]

The begining of th video juste reminded me of a scene in "The quest for the holy Graal" by Monty Python (is that spelled correctly ?), where some guy looks at the camera and reads on the stone : "The holy Graal is in the castle of Aaaarrrgghh.". I always wondered how many shots they tried before they could manage not to explode in laughter.

[Kampfstoepsel]

why u thought germans have no humor?? we are normal pepoles like all other^^

[HighOnStress84]

stop laughing already and scissor each other

holy jeezum rice :0)

[pduffy4]

I have never seen Germans laugh before, unique!

[speedyconkiwi]

So you've never met any, hm.

[pduffy4]

I have never met any Germans. It is a standing joke in the UK that Germans have no humor, it is clearly not true at least for you lol.

Your English is very good. While I have a good sense of humor I do not know any other languages so you have that over me.

I have visited the Netherlands where all the people could speak English and also Norway. The French can speak English but they are to proud to use it, I have been to France too.

Keep having fun a laughing.

[Gerberjuice719]

I love German people their so funny. i was in Glacier National Park once and met two German guys in their twenties and their were so fun to hang out with lol

[gongyloly]

TE AMOOOOOOOOO DAME BOLAAAA

BONITAAA

[Blackstone82]

Who is the sweet girl at the left?

[Nuninho24mil]

i never see so many ulgy girls by meter square!

[Sozialdull2Turbo]

Best video on YouTube ----> One Star

[dewal1]

Dein deutsch fand ich besser^^

[deliciousmorton]

i have no idea what i'm watching, but for some reason, i want to watch it again.

kiwi and ally are fun to watch.

[dididerkiffer]

Wenn der Trend so weitergeht bestehen bald 50% des Videomaterials auf Youtube aus Outtakes. Das ist irgendwie beschissen.

Ich hab gerade eben schon ein Video gesehen, das eigentlich nur 30 sek. gegangen wäre, aber dann kamen noch 2 min. Outtakes.

[ichlernedeutsch621]

KUCKUCK!

[Alwin0Holland]

half way tru... I started to get hungry for watermellon.... bye!

[Benedam75]

you're really cute, kiwi, if i may say that! :o)

es geht natürlich auch auf deutsch... *g* und lass dich nicht von solchen "qualifizierten" comments stören...

@ peternasa: the only one retarded is you!

[nateguts]

shwing!

[deutschlandrocks4eve]

it look like they just uuuuuuu uuuuuu uuuuuu on the blep out thing

[devilscomics]

girl on the left i wanna kiss her

[rawn321]

Pause at 1:27 and look at the girl with black hair

[Alwin0Holland]

Dude! 0_o

[JXintheZ]

Diamonds are Forever!

[harzbecher]

jajaja, really cool, specialy the head movement. jajajajajajajaja,

[kevin92222]

Loved it!

[ticko007]

hohoho <3

you're so cute kiwi. :}

subscribed! ^^

[peternasa]

if kiwi wants to look attractive, she should get rid of the piercings, take diet, and get rid of her retarded friend.

[KailTirasleen]

Pshh.. I wish I had a retarded friend like that.

[UmB0ng0]

stfu...lol no1 cares wot u think

[zanny4me]

you guys smoke dope?

[leothepussy]

haha:-P

[WeSnicK99]

:D

kiwi du bist heiß ;D

[UrProtectionServices]

nice

[simtwo2007]

Wow beautifull girls both of u

[ziggyofthenorth]

Kiwi is always entertaining even when doing something that would be lame if anyone else did it.

[jerinxd]

You guys are professionals and schön, too!

heiß+ heiß

[rossocoduo]

Professional what??!!! lol

:D

[Tiasftw]

Haha your girls are cute! *hugs*

[yixiazi]

You seem to have a very well balanced friendship, as you are both comfortable and equally very funny...

and also just simply cute friends.

[RabbitEars001]

Beautiful happy women. Wonderful!

[Hanhan1707]

oh dear lol!

[blueweb25]

They are just both Über hot.

[imsstudio]

funny expressions :)

[fetteredfey]

We need more professionals like you *hugs* hope your both doing wonderful

[ShadowsTemple]

Did you know that laughing is catching?

[kisslava1]

u guys are hot lezbiens

[booxx]

Erm! That went well...

[Khamug]

wunderbra dutche frauen hitler heil krautofel

[msgg81]

it even happens to real professionals like me take 999 ! as there is a 1000th time for everything

[Eellia]

haha you are great! :)

[musosf]

Yep - you two are about as silly together as I imagined. And that's a beautiful thing to see.

[weepingforbrunnhilde]

Oh my God.

I think you guys have officially advanced a notch on the insanity scale.

And you did it together! See what happens when you work together?

Well done!

:)

[blackbirdkd]

you produced better films...

[obliviousdreamer]

je ne'est pas parlet francais

[alllllora]

...quoi?!

[BenRobot]

there isn't enough girl on robot on girl action in this video!

FINE!!!

<3

[leedsninja]

I LOVE SPEEDYCONKIWI!!!!

;)

[7018welder]

yes i watched any cause your both so hot iknow you hear it all the time but it got said again your both hot have a vary day

[f15x28isback]

they should definitely make out on camera...

[jonathanjwf]

Defo.

[7018welder]

it would be a seen worth watching but i mean nothing by any of this its all in fun hope i have not ofended any one

kiwi i hope you know i'm only playing its all in fun

[DasEnde2006]

Jepp, gut getroffen! Genauso stellt man sich *glaub* landlaeufig Unterhaltung auf Youtube vor! :-)

[AtheisticDesecration]

hey kiwi, what shirt are you wearing in this vid? i just can't figure it out...stupid me!

[anythingsarcastic]

I <3 you both to pieces!!!!!

[myloflex]

This was sexpertly done...I mean expertly done oh gosh... LOL <3 *runs and hides*

[JibzyWibzy]

those are 2 mins of my life gone to waste!

i mean yeah im your subscriber and all but come on..thats like the 4th video like this u made.

[Skorsch]

omfg! it is so cool that you two found each other! youre like sisters! :)

[weepingforbrunnhilde]

It really is, isn't it?

It's so touching.

[hallofettbacke]

"upfe" haha.

[LordofdDuff]

ihr seht vielleicht nich schlecht aus

aber professionell is was anderes ^^

[CooLStery]

aber auch nich' gut

[AericWinter]

I see right through you girls. You're trying to conserve your amateur status so you can compete in the vlogolympics.

But, deep down, you know you're pros. The Winter is onto to you!

[libbyandtai]

i think the blonde girl is Cute and i Love her Hair

Caleb <3

[NarsinhaTube]

I want to be as professional as you are one fine day. lol

[victorbatov]

She's the Englishwoman?

[davidsudm]

rgggggrrgrgrggggggg rgggggg rgggggg!

[LuiWallentin]

LOL ... right up there with the best. Professional is not the word - pure genius ... he he. But I watched it, and it actually made me smile - a lot - on the verge of laughing. That's gotta count for something

[kenrg]

Such Teases!!!

[Johnny0Helena0Sweeny]

haha this reminds me of me and my friend :D

[MarcImmeker]

Smiles

[victorbatov]

Why you among themselves talk in English, instead of in German?

[Brianswers]

Ally, the other girl, is not German.

[victorbatov]

Addicts

[DylanMayhew]

we are love drugs, but you need to learn to control your self,

i know, how drugs make you feel good, and make you stop thinking about your problems, but there's a time and a place and before you make a video is not a good time for that, keep it in mind. :)

[emeek77]

cutie tooties. Both of ya.

[zebidee55]

Hahaha! Good to see partnership hasn't affected your standards! *gets the giggles with you*

[TheAnnoyingSwede]

Im can read your lips, so now I know your secret! lolz

[PockhuhnFilm]

Ein Opfer!!!!

Habs erst jetzt rausgehört hahaha

[americannamor]

Ah, I now see what I'm doing wrong with videos-I have to be more professional. Thanks for the tips. :)

Super Secret Collab Video-sounds very mysterious; can't wait.

[paisleyduck]

So cute! Can't wait to meet you guys! :)

[movieguystarraisin]

Bread and Potatoes oh my...

[owlphanumeric]

my cheeks hurt;-D

[luvthecanadian]

I miss youz guyz already. :(

[PockhuhnFilm]

juchey

i am the male pocahontas :)

[wildwyckedknight]

I'm just giving you 5 stars and moving along. :)

[DevoidofHeartHippie]

lol I couldn't understand most of what you guys were saying in this video but I totally picked up on the body language xD.

[katiesopinion]

goofy! this is my kind of video :)

[thewinekone]

I need to be in that sandwich. Why didn't you guys tell me you were doing a "collab vid"? I wish I knew so I could fly to Germany to be in it. Ugh. And now you won't even see this comment until whenever you read this! Sigh. I'm so not going for the 500 character limit. That's just too much work for today. I mean, what could I even possibly write that would fill it all up until I reached the end? There's just not enough words that I can think of that would make me achieve that goal, or is there?!

[tavin15]

you should win a prize for international relationships or something

you know...

bringing peoples of the world together and stuff

[frankyg176]

Excellent work. Very professional and very funny :)

[lisasimpson]

It was silly and cute and fun!

[thebdonski]

Very funny stuff, ladies.

-bdonski

[ducartech]

she looks so like miley cyrus

[muserine]

Pocahontas??? ROFL!

But now that you said it, there is a certain similarity of names...

Brot!

[tavin15]

brot,brot,brot...

buhahahha!

did not work for me either...

[BilliLovesMargot]

you have no idea how much i love this video. lol

[BilliLovesMargot]

this is soooo much hotter than me and ben... hi ben! ;)

[BenRobot]

hi billi!

[obdachlos1563]

Perfect dentition, both of you. I'm inspired to take up orthodontics.

[Dinzla]

Yeah, ditch that Dinzla girl! we want Tessa! she's hot!!!1!

[StylinAzn]

What happened to Tess?? where is Tess??

[foxleyleon]

meh. it was alright . bring back Tessa though.

[AeronauticalRenegade]

Hahaha! Oh goodness. Absolutely hilarious!~

[xgobobeanx]

xoxox kiwi and friend!

[dipsetmuthafucka]

We like having fun too!

[bonezjc]

lol you girls are hillarious, and the counting part hahahaha (and ys, I prefer hahaha than lol :P)

[iheartslug]

Nice to see you guys having fun!

[Nanpa0]

I tried rating this video to the lowest possible.. unfortunately it went all around to five. lol

[andreaaa617]

do you by any chance have a tattoo on your wrist or am i going delusional? lol.

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

looking forward to the collab. and get serious why don't you! gah! :-)

[movienutz]

I love when you make these vids. very funny.

[jdjdbig]

I want to be a professional when I grow up. :)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[SonOfDee]

Play nice girls

[saverenwier]

You still smoke?

Now without grammatical errors, i hope.

Before you ask, i have no "fetish" for smokers. I am a militant against smoking, and my mind with his health. Stop smoking and save you and the world around you (aka your friends a yout family how breath the same air wich you).

See you in next time. Abraço.

[willdabeast88883333]

haaa! i was laughing! and i wasnt even there!

hahahahah! you guys are amazing.

except ally got me pregnant... which isnt cool.

[KateReadsBooks]

FRIENDSHIP POWER FOREVER AMEN

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Kiwi.

Why do I have a feeling it will be a mega collab about 2 girls,1 collaboration reaction video?

[chris3ff]

I don't know what the heck is happening on that linked channel but I subscribed anyway?

[paul02144]

It's always funny to watch people crack up (laugh while trying to be serious). Fun video!

[man1d2tran]

yay

[PDXvlog]

JP: This is Youtube at its best. *tear* ;_;

[xqueenmadness91x]

You're profesionalism is beyond WORDS; since you all you could do is laugh!!!

it's funny =]]

[bnessel1973]

I can sense awesomeness. And I'm tingley.

Sorry, you didn't need to know that last part. My bad.

[smokebombhill]

I enjoyed this mostly for its professionalism.:)

[Bourne2bwild1989]

Hahaha just by the title I knew this vid had to be a winner!

"No no no no..." LOL!

And did you mention Pocahontas? LMAO!

[DirtyZone]

:D

mehr brauch ich wohl nicht schreiben ^^

[Maddoxhardcore]

I did this face :O I was confused, I was jealous, I was excited...this ticked many boxes and pressed many buttons...

xxx

[deldulin]

So, this is what you were uploading while on Tony's BlogTV thing?