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  • So where did all the bodies go?

  • and thats how the father of chuck norris got owned.

  • who do you give props to the guy burning alive and getting beaten to death but not dying or the guy doing it burning him while beating his ass...too funny

  • brutal........ son.

  • after more than 5 minutes of fighting, no blood was spilled.

  • you beat the shit out of him, break his arm, set him on fire!!! and the geez a still gets up, dude get the fk put of there this is clearly a fight you are never going to win!!!!

  • can´t handle awesomeness...................

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  • Turk Norris!!

    

  • I had to stop watching. By the three minute mark it was just static..

  • reminds me of those japanese kiddie shows like Ultaman

  • This is fuckin terrible, it's funny as shit though.

  • I guess there's no need to call 911 cause this is guy is a *puts on sunglasses* firefighter.

  • i've seen worst

  • this should put Jet Li and Jason Statham to shame

  • It is clearly impossible for me to watch this video without laughing. It's so bad that its good..seriously.

  • friggen sounds like a DJ spinning a record that only had generic kung fu movie sound effects and he was spinnin that mothafucka like his life depended on it. At times I thought my speakers were not sync

  • Ohhh my good...epic shit right there

  • HAHAHAHAHA 

  • :|:|:| I'm too scared to dislike

  • before it goes to TV bunch of people watch it and say yeah we got it that will be ´fuc*ing awesome

  • Fantastic editing and story.

    This reminds me that there are SO MANY great horrible movies I must see.

  • Stupid ass movie. Wow

  • Love the deep dialog on this movie! How many Oscars did it win?.... HOW MANY?

  • wow

    

  • @TheZannen just wow

  • Chuck Norris would have gotten them all in one hit!

  • 4:41 that awkward moment when the sound effects are still going and nothing is happening

  • i just had an orgasm

  • I think I'm Bi-Polar, one second I'm laughing the next moment I'm sad, that moment was at 6:23

  • when i would play fight with my toys when i was a kid, this is what th efight loooked like in my mind, epic

  • EPIC!!!

  • i think its best said as : hahahahhahahahahhhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaahhaahhahahahaha

  • Anime makes more sense than this...

  • jajaja buena pelea :P

  • i laughed straight out for 6:23 mins loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Well, if Chuck Norris and David Hasslehof genespliced a baby, Cüneyt Arkin would certainly be the result.

  • its not bad, is worst

  • Me and my buddy watched this while out eating. And we couldn't even breathe. We died and cried laughing. This stuff is more hilarious than all comedies today combined! Blows Harold & Kumar 3 out of the water and even Hangover 2. No compare!

  • What, whats happening? WHO's WHO? ARE WE IN REALITY? AM I IN HELL? AM I A GIRL OR BOY? WHATS MY NAME? HOW OLD AM I? WHERE AM I? AM I DEAD? DO I EVEN EXSIST? HAS THE WORLD ENDED? SEE WHAT THIS EPICIALLY BAD NON-AWESOME FIGHT SCENE HAS DONE TO ME? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM LOLOLOLOLOL :D

  • LOL, this is by far the funniest shit i have ever seen, the first time i saw this i laughed so much i started having hiccups.

  • Legolas ain't got nothin on him

  • Owned

  • Chuck Norris?

  • MAN!!! It took those ninjas forever to run towards this guy. How Many FLying kicks did he do to be able to hit that ninja in the face on the same take? Are those gun shots eing fire for the punching and kicking effercts? OMG THIS FUNNY.

  • best fight scene ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

  • I would like to see the "Fire Puppet" in the next Scott Pilgram movie (if there ever is one).

  • 6.20 I AM DISAPPOINT.

  • from about 5:40 it's just like "Get down bitch come on"

  • DON'T MESS WITH CUNEYT!

  • 5:38 AND THATS HOW YOU SAVE SOMEBODY WHEN HE IS ON FIRE

  • So old

  • Turkish Chuck Norris versus Turkish David Hasselhoff?

    What the fuck, man.

  • Chuck Norris's dad coming out of retirement?

  • 4:12 Nippletwist of death

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  • omg, chuck norris has competition..

  • Um... how many "Hits" whas that at 2:21 and also WTF he picks up the bow from the ground and suddenly he fires 4 arrows in the speed of light and it sounds like gunshots or something and then the other guy takes up his sword and all the arrows are stuck in the sword hahahah XD

    I almost peed my self to these scenes

  • That monster sounds like something from the The Thing movie?? lol

  • Funny fight scene. Outtakes from Bruce Lee movies and The Thing with those funny looking puppets. Must be some crappy film.. lol

  • I lost so many brain cells watching this :o

  • This is Turkish? ....makes sense

  • steady aim noob

  • How come ever movie Cüneyt Arkin is in has him jumping around like a maniac?

  • the guy is like a pokemon, took the sun stone and leveled up :D

  • Keanu Reeves father, now I see where he gets his moves from.

  • ohhhhhh my goood

  • some movies are so bad they´re good...and some are so bad...they´re just bad...xD

  • Is here Mario? I swear all I see is jumping to attack. Wait.. did i watch that corrently? Human + Flying Rock = Flaming Ragdoll with sword?

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  • ok, i'll have nightmeres with the soundpunching hahahaha

  • 1:06

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  • Wow, amazing special effects!

  • This is some serious shit

  • He looks like the love child of Martin Sheen and the Hoff.

  • Sounds like The Thing when he's on fire.

  • C'est du pure nimporte quoi!! Mdr

  • A Flaming Ninja Skeleton!?! HELL YEAH!

  • What the hell was that thing at the end? A fire puppet?!

    Those Fire Puppets are hard as hell to kill, huh.

  • What the fuck was that?!

  • like trampolines? like disjointed fight scenes? like tons of noises with no apparent source? like david hasslehoff''s turkish clone? this movie is FOR YOU!!!

    drink power thirst while watching for best results

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  • Wow that was like a Benny Hill sketch. 4:12 was the weakest chest stomp ever filmed and why did I hear Enter the Dragon after that sad display. Epically terrible LOL

  • This is so bad it's epically funny!!

  • epic fight sounds

  • How many times they jump?...

  • chuck what?

  • 5:26

    Finally! Something in this battle actually made sense.

  • even as a burning corpse he still kept getting back up lmfao

  • UL UL UL UL ULTRA COMBO!!!!

    Best sound effects EVER. Way to duck that 10 foot launch.

    Leather jacket wins every time.

  • turkish tiger & dragon, rofl!

  • It's a six minutes ear and eye rape alike.

  • this is the defonition of cheezy/corny... i want to kill myself now

  • where all corpses gone?

  • wining

    

  • Amazing

  • da fuck is this frogger?

  • This was the first version of kill bill

  • is this legit?

  • i have learned so much from this clip. when you think the fight is over, there will come another bearded ninja asshole.

  • So that was the real reason father Ted Crilly was deported to Craggy Island. He killed the burning bush! :D

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  • Does this movie have enough ear rape?

  • im going to have nightmares tonight

  • O-M-F-G.... I had no clue what I was in for until I got to the end... whoever the clear martial arts cinematography genius was for adding the random combustion deserved a fucking Oscar...

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  • Not sure what I just witnessed... but my balls just dropped.

  • so much effects

  • Chuck Norris possessed the warrior. It's makes so much sense.

  • is a jedi...

  • really high jumps...

  • aaahhhh so this is how the Ottoman empire conquered the world and no nation could resist them...then the white mans thought fuck it, went ahead and invented the gun ...

  • If you can't beat them... burn them with the telepathic rock they just threw at you.

  • iiiiiiiii dont understand either

  • It is funny that i didn't understand nothing at all!

  • Dad?

  • stupid indians..

  • stupid towwelheads

  • stupid terrerists

  • Ear-Rape; The Movie!!!!

  • man, the sound: PSCHHHHCHCHGGGGG!!! UHHH! AHH! BLUHH! PSGGGGHWSWSWSWSHHH!!! PRRRRRRRRR! BGGG!! AAAAAAHHHH!! POW! POW! POW! POW! and I can't write the sounds down at 4:15

  • go to 5:05 for best part

  • This fight scene is so manly that I grew a penis while watching it...

  • What is this I don't even

  • was this based on fights in anime? or are fights in anime based on this?

  • Hey, that's the guy on Turkish Star Wars!

  • looks realistic to me ,,

  • I love how they recycled sound effects from actual kung fu movies

  • My balls just went back inside me. Thank you, Turkish directors.

  • Is it me, or did they reuse the same clip at 3:09 and 3:18?

  • this is unbelievable

  • let's fly :P

  • Did anyone else notice the sounds are made by mouth?

  • Lol 1:40-1:44 you can clearly hear the trampoline if you switch the sound a bit higher

  • this is some kinda montage of failed montages of some kind of  fighting montage

  • wait... what? 0:48-0:50 does he say bitch?

  • I don't know why, but the end with the ragdoll "human" reminds me of that one scene in Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, with the ghost puppet during the lecture.

  • And they said Indian Fight Scenes were bad.

  • هذا ما يقاال عنه بيضااان تنين

  • they had lots of trampolines back then

  • at 3:55 nd up it looks like their dancing. and why did it zoom in on one of the guys tits? it looked like he gave him a mega tity twister

  • are they fighting on a trampoline?

  • morol of the story...DONT FUCK WITH THE FONZ!

  • this is how micheal jackson fights

  • 5:13 - amazing sync of sound effects and action....

  • lol.

  • best sound and amaing voices and the effects omg 3d isnt better than this

  • Best fighting scene I saw so far.

  • fucken amazement choreograpgy.

  • A Potato directed this scene

  • anyone else hear "rummle" ever once in awhile when jay leno hits the other guy??

  • The song at the beginning is cut out from a chase scene in "The Spy Who Loved Me" James Bond movie. :)

  • How did you find the original pilot for biker mice from mars?

  • 1. Pause the video and mute it, restart from beginning

    2. Open a new tab, on youtube, look up Ken's theme or the Mortal Kombat theme.

    3. Watch as it becomes legendary.

  • them jumps, is this halo?

  • The sounds killed my first born

  • 6:01 SURPRISE!!!

  • its all in the legs lol

  • LOL it's so hillarious

  • not worst it is the BEST!!!

  • KKK vs michael knight

  • more like best fight scene ever!

  • You think they use just a lil too much sound effect

  • HAAAACKS!!!

  • I... am now a man... thank you David Hasselhoff's father, who that clearly is...

  • thats why you leave the old school kung fu movies to asian people...lol

  • Where did the sword come from lol

  • I love explosive stones!! (L)

  • Full Agility !!

  • Why did the guy spontaneously combust at the end?

  • @EdMan6623

    Because he gave me cancer.

  • @EdMan6623 Over heat.

  • @EdMan6623 Because of the magic flying rock. Weren't you watching?

  • this is epic!

  • Words can not describe how awesome this is!!!

  • This fight is fun & funny at the same time.

  • Why is this film set in a public park?